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bro was psyched

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best strip club review

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Idk what this style of humor is called but something very unbecoming about it

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This was the only bumper sticker they had

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incredible things are happening in the Columbus Metropolitan Area

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incredible things are happening in China

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line cooks when they quit the kitchen and start landscaping

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Action Bronson lost over a third of his weight Fraction Bronson

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Hasan has a face and body that would look good in a Hanes T and Levi's jeans. but he insists on dressing like a teenager that just got made Taco Bell manager. respect

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Severe case of computer face. Can’t just casually hit the beach looking like that. Start with a small yard or a park with decent tree cover and work your way up

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every city has a bar called The Library and it's a piece of shit

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POV: you're about to buy the last Xanax of your life

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He tried every look available to man over 30 and pulled it off every time.

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2 years

been trying to be less toxic online and start more beef irl. my grandpa has a three decade long rivalry with a restaurant for charging $1.50 for ice in a glass. I want that for me. I want to take a parking ticket to the supreme court. I should go to war with a real estate agent

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Jack Poso 🇺🇸

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This picture is going around and I was struck by the fact that several of them were not even 21

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POV: you just took your mask off to take a sip of water

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Columbus, Ohio has no landmarks, attractions, native accent, or defining characteristics. it's a collection of 25 or so suburbs and small towns. theoretically, it could devour the entire country

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camo guys will do shit like this and then look at you with a straight face and say: "there are too many genders"

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if I made $2 million from playing video games I would get so fat. I would sweat beef tallow, fuse with the couch and start to resemble the gravemind from halo

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this city just keeps getting worse and worse

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my favorite genre of video is a completely normal task being performed in a kitchen presented with a disgusted caption

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I didn't even think about his politics when I heard he was getting a house. I'm just excited to see what kind of atrocious design choices he's gonna make - black chandeliers, a transparent dining room table, $10k blacklight street art mural. living like a rich divorced dad at 29

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you used to be able to say slurs but couldn't cuss, now you can cuss but can't slur. 2003-2012 was like a Weimar Germany of bad words - for a brief moment, everything was on the table

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@Sparrow_Admirer those guys were so fun until they inevitably breakdown and tell you about some grown man problems a 19 year old is in no position to give advice on lol

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the toll that being French takes on the body 😥

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what kind of menace is curating playlists on PornHub

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Changing voice actors for a 30 year old cartoon in response to police violence is possibly the most meaningless jesture I've ever seen. And then to come in like "is there someone you forgot to thank?" Priceless.

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@robberytutorial I remember working with this homeschooled guy and he kept telling me shit like "yeah I had probably 19 beers last night no problem." and I was thinking "why is this grown man lying to impress me? like a teenager"

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What's a mob to a king? What's a king to a God? What's a God to a non-believer Who don't believe in anything?

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this is what the US government is trying to shut down

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This Week on TNT Original Series Black Hammer:

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@WORMTOPIA the disembodied child's head is a nice touch, really ties the whole thing together

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@MommyMediumDick he dresses like the kid who tells you about the Chipotle secret menu

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every restaurant hires a 52 year old as an important reminder to re-enroll in community college and move on with your life

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Nathan J Robinson was the only Jesus the Super Jew target to play the game correctly. Conceptual James just complained the entire time, Epic Dept got wiped. NJR quietly adopted the ironic pimp persona and now he can shut down any bad faith criticism with his memes

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@dklmarxist couldn't not have given someone a better set up. the artist gave you five opportunities to fuck with his piece

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@coopercooperco everything about him is just a little better than the original - excited to see what he'll do

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You have no idea how deep the Tom Hardy MySpace rabbit hole goes

Get on our level, rest of the Internet.

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A tweet uses 90J of electricity to publish, creating .02g of CO2 emissions. Let's be generous and say a like=half of that electricity. Accounting for replies, quotes, and retweets at the time of writing - this piece of shit joke produced ~1.6kg of carbon emissions. 🧵(1/7)

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the first mf that lied was probably like Yoooooooo

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okay after the fourth rape threat in my mentions I've decided to reverse my initial position. I have no idea who this woman is but I think she is 100% correct. you should have to wear five masks at all times, even in your own home, or face immediate arrest

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mfw I'm doing some serious academic work online

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at first i thought Putin and Assad were bad but then an anime internet marxist guy told me to take the red pill, so now i think they're good

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just landed a new job as a butcher!! no more cooking until 2am, no more working while everyone's having fun! 9-5, Monday through Friday, learning real skilled labor. fucking pumped

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@Rockybalbonga1 this is how you write when you're so emotionally fragile that no one has ever given you sincere criticism

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finally some straight answers

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wow these guys are really good at predicting things

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they said it was a drought but plug told me he had that white you know I had to cop. taking over the whole state this is for everyone who ever doubted

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@AnUnrelatedHog This one’s the winner so far 🥇

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3 years

I made some blueberry and maple breakfast sausages in lamb casing. hope we're all having a wonderful afternoon

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"fleets? that shit is dead as dead can be. but spaces? spaces are coming back in a big fucking way"

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you have encountered an extinct Type of Guy 🪦 please pay your respects below

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@Qcconfidential this is Agent 47 from the critically acclaimed stealth-action game Hitman

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@drunkdrvngobama she asks me for my Snapchat and I pull out a Thinkpad T43 (last IBM with no core duo or hardware backdoor). I ask her if she's rooted her phone. she says "anon I think I'm just gonna go-" Me: "FOSS is software that can be classified as both free software and open-source software"

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I must be disabled the way I put on these income caps

la coyota 🇵🇸 #CEASEFIRENOW

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why does America put income caps on disabled people but not billionaires

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its fucked up how Subway is generally considered the lowest form of restaurant (if some people even classify it as restaurant) when they are literally the amalgamation of almost every known ingredient with the added addition of direct input from the customer

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its fucked up how video games are generally considered the lowest form of art (if some people even classify them as art) when they are literally the amalgamation of almost every known artform with the added addition of direct input from the player

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Part of me was hoping he was stuck on there for good

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@xtinatucker No more action set pieces, just give me some 90s buddy comedies about dudes having the best night of their lives, shoot it on an iphone idc

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@haramcart Somebody turned the band Fun on around me the other week and I felt like a vet getting a ptsd trigger

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[white boy cornrows tied so tight you can see the veins in my scalp] I saw how the streets connected with him and I went for it Adam22: you went for it bro. like. absolutely. we made magic Adam22: that's fucking awesome dude [3 hours remaining]

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it was so funny to be horny as a kid. like you're in the third grade looking at a fully grown 27 year old adult woman thinking "I got a shot"

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how is he everywhere all the time, this is an MF Doom scenario

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I have a lot of respect for white people with dreads in 2022. doesn't look cool, people yell at you, costs a ton of money. but you did that, no one wanted you to but you did it anyways

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what's going on in this area. something I don't trust about it

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I know he has a Rogue squat rack filled with cobwebs

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@dao2wei @BillyM2k Thank you. I’ve been working hard on my ass.

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Americans thought Brits were refined, classy gentlemen for over 400 years and all it took was 6 years of social media to dispell that myth

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worst type of man is the dude who really wants to play pool at the bar

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love that humans are developing NPC dialogue. ten years from turning an entire Phoenix suburb into Whiterun

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post this boring shit on Instagram. no one wants to see you happy on here, this website is about failures and accelerating your decline

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Lana Del Rey is Kid Rock for white women

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I don't smoke weed for the aesthetics, I smoke weed for the metaphysics and epistemology

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best Norm MacDonald story I heard was from this older comic named Mark. he was opening for Doug Stanhope at this awful venue called Circus in Columbus, OH. Doug, Mark, and the bouncer were drinking in the green room after the show when Doug left to take a piss & forgot his phone,

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@cyberJakeONLINE people think that's sad because they mistakenly compare Columbus to Chicago or some major metro. you gotta compare it to a place like Coshocton where the whole town travels to watch JV high school football and the richest man in town drives an Infinity

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Jake Paul beating up a rotating cast of 40 year old men in the world's longest quest for a father figure

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@GegenHegemonie2 @GarbageApe when I was bartending, a patron told me "when Britta wants to test market a new water filter, guess where they come? right here. Columbus Ohio." the true marker of an average town

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Spotify, play hip hop, "Now Playing Tyler the Creator, EARFQUAKE" Spotify, play indie "Now Playing Tyler the Creator, EARFQUAKE" Spotify, play any song "Now Playing Tyler the Creator, EARFQUAKE" Spotify play Regional Mexican Music "Now Playing, Tyler la Creadora, TERREMOTO"

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used to cook at German restaurant that had elaborate stained glass portraits of old pagan gods. I asked one server jokingly "Do you ever get anyone talking about their family in Argentina? haha," and he said "yeah at least once a week! why is that?"

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My reply to people in the quote tweets implying that I'm homophobic/biphobic:

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this man sat down, gave himself a half chub in his most revealing sweats, and posted a pic mid argument. nothing but respect - he's playing to win

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I am positively radiant, sir.

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people stopped using gay as an insult because calling someone bisexual in a mean way is so much funnier

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when I was a kid I thought Stevie Wonder was blind like Ray Charles because he also wore sunglasses inside

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25 months on HRT 💓💘💝

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every pissant country piece of shit that lives on a farm dreams of the day he gets to do this. they fantasize about it in the work breakroom, get jobs as cops in cities they don't live in to play out this dream. there is no reaching out to people who have built themselves in evil

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one time when I was 16 I opened up my notebook and someone had written "there are no more sluts everyone pretends to read books now - from 2021" as the ink faded, I fell into a pit of deep depression

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mayo alert

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white, 38 year old man without any hair: "MAYO ALERT!"

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