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Clonoulty Rossmore - never back the early kickoff

North Tipperary, Ireland
Joined April 2019
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@patken2000
Paddy Kennedy
3 years
Calm the fuck down lads
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Cork Beo
3 years
“We shouldn’t be out tonight, 9am lecturer won’t be happy”
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
Unpopular opinion: it’s a better job that the toll is €2 instead of €1.90
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
Please do not pay your TV licence
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The Late Late Show
3 years
TEARS IN OUR EYES 🥺 Our live audience is BACK! #LateLate
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Paddy Kennedy
4 years
These camera phones have the country ruined #collegecourt
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
Won’t be easy playing a game near midnight but lads will just have to get on with it
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
Well done to Micheál Martin, ensuring that he will be the last ever Fianna Fáil Taoiseach 👍
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Paddy Kennedy
10 months
@icyestretro Guards and nackers playing soccer on Stephens green in the morning as part of the truce
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Paddy Kennedy
6 months
I didn’t think my first trip to cheltenham would involve being a fucking Astrid wett video but here we are
@AstridWett
Astrid Wett
6 months
Having the best day today 💙 #CheltenhamFestival
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Paddy Kennedy
3 months
Top 3 towns 1. Tipp town 2. Old town Albufeira 3. Carrick on Suir
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
Me: where the hoes at Me when the hoes arrive:
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
If seanie payters was reffing these games Gillane wouldn’t have an inter county career
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3 years
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
Henderson and Milner making me head up to the shop for 40 Benson at half time
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
That Eanna McBride can go all the way to the top if he can get himself barred from the old stand.
@PremierviewPod
The Premier 'View'
3 years
💥 Big John Names the 8 best Young Footballers in the County,Part 1 💥
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
Exquisite outdoor dining
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𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚
2 years
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
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Paddy Kennedy
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Robert Ryan to the seagull at half time #Allirelandfootballfinal
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
Retirement party for Bubbles Dwyer in The Rock Bar
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2 years
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@NeilRedFM I’d only love to be young again queuing there myself. Great to give the pubs business after being closed up for so long do the virus
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
You can’t fatten the pig the night before the fair.
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5 years
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
Leave the fucking pubs open Tony you septic man
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
God loom this junior B holiday could the ruination of lads. And by lads I mean me
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Pints Drank
2 years
€1 pint of Amstel, Tenerife
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Paddy Kennedy
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Top 5 west final venues 1. Golden 2. Dundrum 3. Tipp town 4. Clonoulty 5. Bansha
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@HurlerD I’m gonna lose the head
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@NeilRedFM @colmwhelt_6 the UCC students went in and froze it overnight. Evil people
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Paddy Kennedy
10 months
The father when there’s a tree down after a storm
@stillgray
Ian Miles Cheong
10 months
Chainsaw Man Javier Milei is Argentina's new president.
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@corkbeo Well done to all involved wish I was there myself wouldn’t it be great to be young again
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Paddy Kennedy
10 months
Wow the year has flown. What amazing fun we had in Tenerife. A very respectful holiday.
@98_nickey
Nicky Mockler
2 years
Clonoulty junior bs are off on their holidays to celebrate their all Ireland success and to take a well earned break from the construction industry @ClonRossGAA
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@HurlerD @colmwhelt_6 Twas JP he head butted the fiserv CEO in The Old Stand Sunday night.
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
Me liking an retweeting Tom Skinners 6am motivational videos at 12 o clock in the day
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
@HurlerD You just need to find the right pubs to avoid this issue jomean
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Paddy Kennedy
10 months
@icyestretro None of them staying in to study the fairyhouse card. Racing is in big trouble.
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Paddy Kennedy
4 years
@HurlerD @TheGAAHour Colm Parkinson is a weasel
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Paddy Kennedy
2 months
I’ll shout for cork tomorrow
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
Gentle reminder as freshers week rolls around soon to avoid Cisssis Youngs.
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
🤡 🤡 🤡
@MichealLehane
Mícheál Lehane
3 years
Midnight will be the new closing time for bars, restaurants and nightclubs from Thursday midnight under plans agreed by Cabinet
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
It was fairly mad cmuuuup
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Cork Beo
3 years
This looks fairly mad
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Paddy Kennedy
4 months
This whole GAA Go fiasco has really highlighted how many tight cunts there are in this country. Pay for it and stop whinging ! #GAAGO #GAA
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@GAA__JOE Wow amazing
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@MartinSadlier I don’t understand this flying off to foreign country’s for a holiday anyway Martin. We have the likes of Lahinch, Dunmore east and Carrick on suir only a short drive away
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Paddy Kennedy
3 months
Top 5 silage trailers 1. Smyth 2. Redrock 3. Kane 4. Broughan 5. Herron
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
If people don’t stop putting their weatherspoons table numbers on their stories we may have to campaign for new restrictions @Ciano2709
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Paddy Kennedy
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Paddy Kennedy
9 months
I appeal to all pine marten and mink to leave @MartinSadlier ‘s turkeys alone this Christmas please. People will go hungry.
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
Please don’t put Vicky Phelan in the same sentence as this clown
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
@HurlerD Honourable mention to Mark Ryan of the Moyne Templetuohy club who was also on the panel this evening
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Paddy Kennedy
10 months
Send in the XL bullies
@LifeStyleRTE
LifeStyle on RTÉ
10 months
Cavan Town CCÉ kept @AerLingus passengers entertained on a delayed flight from Frankfurt to Dublin 🇮🇪
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Paddy Kennedy
4 months
Best of luck to @odwyerdeclan working his first ever shift in Sadie’s Bar in Ballagh today from 3pm to 8pm. His wealth of experience will be very welcome.
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
@SeanDefoe Jesus that’s fair funny. He’s some sound man
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Paddy Kennedy
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The Munster championship giveth, the Munster championship taketh away
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
Cian clutch clernon 🤌
@KanturkGAA
Kanturk GAA
3 years
Bon Secours Cork PIFC Semi Final @OfficialCorkGAA @DuhallowGAA @AghadaGAA @BSHSIreland Lotto on Tues,16th Nov €19,000 Buy online at  31mins 2nd half Kanturk: 1-8(11) Aghada: 1-7(10) Kanturk point from play Cian Clernon
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Paddy Kennedy
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@IrishTimes
The Irish Times
3 years
Chief medical officer makes announcement during meeting of public health team
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Paddy Kennedy
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@DaithiHeffo_14 Decides to live in an area heavily populated by students but complains non stop about students acting like students
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
@ClonRossGAA Lidl shoe sales increased by 300% after this video was posted
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@Ballygiblingaa Did @Ciano2709 phone die? It’s usually glued to his hands
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
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I LOVE BUBBLES.
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
@HurlerD I’m not sure but there is a live stream of Clonoulty’s junior B odyssey today via @ClubberGaa with @jimmy_con on commentary
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Paddy Kennedy
1 year
Ticketmaster shower of cunts
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Paddy Kennedy
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@bootlegger1974 Happy Christmas captain
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@HurlerD This post obviously didn’t resonate with many as the place was half empty today. Joke
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
This takes clubber to the next level
@Kerry_Official
Kerry GAA
2 years
Delighted to say that we will stream 2 Kerry Petroleum Club Championship games this weekend thanks to @Atl_GeaneyOils & Horgan’s Centra Ardfert. We are using a new streaming provider - @ClubberGaa . €8 per game Please click here for details on registering
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
The most amazing part of this story is that is was streamed on the brilliant platform that is Clubber. Well done to all involved in the Clubber team.
@OfficialPDC
PDC Darts
2 years
🏆 GLORY FOR GOLDFINGER! 👍 HE HAS DONE IT! Andrew Gilding defeats Michael van Gerwen in a thrilling deciding leg to become the 2023 Cazoo UK Open CHAMPION!! It's a first ever televised title for the 52-year-old, what a moment for Goldfinger!
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
Mans lost the plot
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Paddy Kennedy
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@RoadCheltenham Bachasson ?
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Paddy Kennedy
4 months
@madabouthurling @dublinredYNWA And then he went and got a chicken fillet roll and left the immersion on and mammy chased him with the wooden spoon
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
@HurlerD A lot more to life than hurling
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Paddy Kennedy
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
@uccconfessions4 I think the residents are a painful shower
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
@hollyshortall Open the nail salons
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@98_nickey @ClonRossGAA Yes well earned Nicholas. Put the camera phone away now for the rest of the week 😂🤣
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Paddy Kennedy
6 months
A safe space to have a meltdown after doing your bollicks
@AtTheRaces
At The Races
6 months
It's a big day at @Ascot as the course opens its Sensory Room! Tuesday 2 April is World Autism Awareness Day and the course are unveiling their permanent facility dedicated to ensuring racing is an enjoyable experience for all! Ascot’s Jacqui Greet showed @LeglockLuke around...
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Paddy Kennedy
2 months
@cormacpro Would you lave it so imagine being stuck beside that thick cunt at a match
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@DLynchSport Would you lave it so two of the most blatant red cards you will ever see if hegarty did it you’d be having a mental breakdown
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@itsyoboy_barry Interesting theory Barry, but personally I think rooting for the 1.90 isn’t worth the stress.
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@HurlerD If seanie payters was reffing these games limerick would have no all Ireland
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
The only Christmas present I ever got was a bill hook and a kick up the hole
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@ClonRossGAA @jimmy_con I can see Jimmy doing the auction at our monster sale of work in the future. He is simply a natural with a microphone in his hand.
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Paddy Kennedy
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Paddy Kennedy
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@IrishNHTips @quarterfirst4 Surely all the winners can surely pay for new front tyres for the Fendt.
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@TippDraw Robert Ryan will be fuming when he sees they drove a car onto the pitch @andrewquirke4
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
Lave it alone
@simoncoveney
Simon Coveney
3 years
Good luck to England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 tonight. Best team in tournament so far, we wish our neighbours well!! 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Paddy Kennedy
4 years
@HurlerD Suppose When you’ve won fuckall in the last 5 years you’ll take anything
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
Surely the government have something better to spend money on than having guards walk college road at 12 in the night giving out parking tickets #collegeroad
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
@JimmyTraina
Jimmy Traina
3 years
Give me your all-time favorite sports quote.
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Paddy Kennedy
1 year
@clubber @TipperaryGAA @KillenauleRobin @churchdrombane Really enjoying the commentary. Refreshing to hear the perspective of two of the county’s brightest stars.
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Paddy Kennedy
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@Halligan88 Would you rather it was a 4 runner field?
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Paddy Kennedy
2 years
@EwanMacKenna I didn’t say natin
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Paddy Kennedy
1 year
@MartinSadlier The same crowd will be whinging then there’s no milk for their tay and no butter for their scone Martin.
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
@LeoVaradkar Leave the pubs open
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
@uccconfessions4 Agreed. The drinking has been too intense
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Paddy Kennedy
3 years
@MichealMartinTD Open the pubs
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