@BrettMmurphy
now you know why families were split up at the border with non existent record keeping
a crop of extremely vulnerable and exploitable child workers for free
class warfare
look, all im saying is that if you get in a submarine and go galavanting around a gravesite bad things can happen. not a threat, just facts. next question?
@ohshidt
our school was rumored to have tunnels underneath the entire school so we broke in on a weekend night and found extensive underground walkways and a godamn bomb shelter that had been boarded up. provisions for drinking water and toilets and stuff like that
@The8BitIdiot
my first band t shirt was a jimmy page graphic
once i got older and started learning about things like rape and intellectual property theft and misogyny and appropriation without credit or recompense i had to sadly divorce myself from what was my favorite band of all time
my son Michael would have been 34 today but he left us in 2015 and i miss him too much for words 😔🌈🖤
i finished the last of my weed yesterday so today is my new sobriety date even though i haven't had a drink or illicit drug for 8 years plus
raw doggin it fam. we got this
@TheWapplehouse
RL was sold to a big capital firm and then used as collateral for new big loans (so essentially loaded with debt) and now it struggles (deliberately) under the weight of servicing that debt, and will soon declare bankruptcy to avoid repaying that debt
great system
9 years ago today I woke up beset by terror, bewilderment, and despair; had a moment of clarity; and knew that i was going to die drunk if i didn't do something about it right fucking then
3285 days later, 1 day at a time, i continue to recover from that madness
inshallah 😘
@punishedpants
it's impossible for me to absorb any more details from the missing submarine saga because each detail is exponentially funnier than the last
heading to the coast today to create a memorial geocache featuring my son's partial remains and some personal stuff and a note
our fam is planning week at the coast in spring 2015 (10 years gone) i want us to find this as a group
love your others
miss u son, xoxo
❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜
i test my pasta by eating a piece of it that i plucked from boiling water, godammit, not by hurling it at painted drywall like some kind of shit throwing monkey
looking for 1200 of my old pals but i can't remember very many @ s so i will tag
@metallicaduck1
and hope for the best
i got merked for posting that i hoped mitt romney asphyxiated on a peanut
anyways i can't quit you turds
mwah 😘
daughter had a date tonight so I'm watching my granddaughter for a few hours and i venmo'ed her 30 bucks without her asking so when tha kid arrived she had a big container of tillamook banana split ice cream in a sack and a post it note that said im the best dad in the world 😭
periodic reminder that i peaked in high school by appearing on the cover of an LDS young adult novel with my girlfriend at the time
only 1 left in stock!
my ex sister in law has passed after a grueling struggle with liver failure. it's been a rough couple of weeks for everyone involved. she passed peacefully in home hospice surrounded by family. rebecca dike was 39 years of age
rest in peace
i don't celebrate birthdays but it is the anniversary of my birth today, so do what you must, cash links in bio, im 60 years old, give me some money
i love my phone pals, their capers and japes are legend
ok, my kid and i are moving out this weekend. everything goes into storage. we will be unhoused until we figure it out
we have reliable transportation, a good set of housing resources, and some income from gig work
digits in bio 🙏
retweet plz
donate only if you can
hot take
steve o doesn't have the right to expect bill maher to not smoke weed around him
imagine non drinkers asking drinkers to not drink. ridiculous
meet the conditions as they are or bail, but miss me with your posturing, jackass
also, fuck bill maher. rude bitch
thread
1/x we signed another 12 month lease effective march 1st. on march 15th, our landlord had a sit down with us and told us that she had built a tiny home and found a plot in washington but that she needed to sell the apartment to purchase it. we said nope, go pound sand
@cboyack
they're looking at you weird because you walk around holding your gut in and should have gone a couple of sizes larger with the shirt
hope this helps
can i get a W in the chat for my kid who overcame her inertia and kept her appointment for a free color and cut and she's ecstatic about it. it was about 6 inches longer. proud of her
W
@kenklippenstein
one of my long time mutuals. they are absolutely wonderful, smart, sincere, and kind
their haters can fuck all the way off as far as i am concerned
@APunishedCrab
i think we're looking at early plastic surgery/facelift scars imo
they used to literally stretch the skin back to lessen wrinkles and kind of hide the excess skin by the ears
his fake hair is supposed to cover the scars
sound familiar?