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bash the fash 💥 nazis get punched 👊 protect trans kids 🏳️‍⚧️ he/him/they #wellroundedcracker

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a subterranean neutrino detector partially filled with pure water, water so pure it is essentially toxic a great place to lose one's sanity
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@BrotherBeeBop dude i see the deep disaffection in your eyes as bill sucked your youthful vigor out using his bare hands
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@PicturesFoIder that's where our vagina used to be we are all transgender hell yeah
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neutrinos routinely pass through the entire planet at incredible velocity without interacting with any part of any atom
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@garfsvu1 it'll bond with and dissolve almost anything it'll leach the water right out of human cells crazy substance
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@yoda_nobunaga mmm, now that's brisk!
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me, at the gigantic potato store
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seems like a good day to bring back peanut butter ohio style
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@Jags24Asare dude is so conservative his face leans to the right
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@BrettMmurphy now you know why families were split up at the border with non existent record keeping a crop of extremely vulnerable and exploitable child workers for free class warfare
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@RoxyTall ur cat is flat and bald
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look, all im saying is that if you get in a submarine and go galavanting around a gravesite bad things can happen. not a threat, just facts. next question?
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@AquaTeenMarxist me too raving and snarling and feral after 2 minutes
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when the edibles kick in
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@EclecticHams oops all pathogens!
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@ohshidt famous last words: GARY IT'S ME GODAMMIT!!!
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@ohshidt our school was rumored to have tunnels underneath the entire school so we broke in on a weekend night and found extensive underground walkways and a godamn bomb shelter that had been boarded up. provisions for drinking water and toilets and stuff like that
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@WisconsinWasp y'all seem to spend a lot of time thinking about children's genitals
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@The8BitIdiot my first band t shirt was a jimmy page graphic once i got older and started learning about things like rape and intellectual property theft and misogyny and appropriation without credit or recompense i had to sadly divorce myself from what was my favorite band of all time
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@garfsvu1 that's right
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@Misterdpriley @BardVorpal you've seen too many jason bourne movies
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at 59 years old, my male gaze lands directly on ads for a twenty dollar pair of socks that have a lifetime guarantee
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my son Michael would have been 34 today but he left us in 2015 and i miss him too much for words 😔🌈🖤 i finished the last of my weed yesterday so today is my new sobriety date even though i haven't had a drink or illicit drug for 8 years plus raw doggin it fam. we got this
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@TheWapplehouse RL was sold to a big capital firm and then used as collateral for new big loans (so essentially loaded with debt) and now it struggles (deliberately) under the weight of servicing that debt, and will soon declare bankruptcy to avoid repaying that debt great system
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@ashleygraham truly inspired by this thread
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9 years ago today I woke up beset by terror, bewilderment, and despair; had a moment of clarity; and knew that i was going to die drunk if i didn't do something about it right fucking then 3285 days later, 1 day at a time, i continue to recover from that madness inshallah 😘
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@iamtexture @Brandon_Warne @Eve6 5774 views 1 like 8 bucks a month
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for infrastructure week i will be resetting the local bender bollard so it's level and plumb
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@catturd2 hahahaha haha haha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!
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@husbandliker dude has an itchy nose my nose felt like that when I was new to intravenous heroin
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Lawrence of Your Labia
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granddaughter forgot her jacket and had to wear papa's lounging hoodie
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tag urself im trucker sex
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gary is 1 today. he's scarfing some kitty treats. foot for scale
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@brianphillips @PlankySmith wonder who made all the automation machinery and software
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ok here goes: what is Helen Keller's favorite color?
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does anyone want me to tell a non offensive helen keller joke that's actually funny? seems risky, i know, but just trust me
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@JUNlPER sign me up coach
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@punishedpants it's impossible for me to absorb any more details from the missing submarine saga because each detail is exponentially funnier than the last
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@Jason_Aldean as long as everyone is white and you're not on any form of government assistance except for farm subsidies, we got your back
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heading to the coast today to create a memorial geocache featuring my son's partial remains and some personal stuff and a note our fam is planning week at the coast in spring 2015 (10 years gone) i want us to find this as a group love your others miss u son, xoxo ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜
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what's your ride or die
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secret 4th thing (share)
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uhhhhh you know what? nevermind
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@catturd2 i bet your vcr display has been blinking 12:00 since 1987
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logging on
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@Scoobydouchebag i love meat flavored meat so texas bbq is number 1 for me sauce blows. rub rules
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uhhh...now what
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hey everyone, meet Gary Gary is continually out of focus we love him so much
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i test my pasta by eating a piece of it that i plucked from boiling water, godammit, not by hurling it at painted drywall like some kind of shit throwing monkey
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got any games on ur phone?
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today is the fifty ninth anniversary of the day i was foisted onto this third planet from the center of our solar system don't text
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@Eve6 i was thinking about a long line of cyber trucks short circuited in the mud like stepping stones folks could use to walk out to the road
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@JUNlPER a brilliant way to get gomers to post the pic over and over nicely done
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pov you're half a second away from being perforated
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gary exclusives
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happy thanksgiving
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@TheWapplehouse those are bear mob tactics
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@wapplehouse turning sandstone back into sand is a vital public service
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@gothxbrooks @briggityboppity that's what I was thinking or maybe this guy knows the guy
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@Micah_McGurk it's my armchair diagnosis, but im thinking mental illness and substance abuse are key players here
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this is the way
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looking for 1200 of my old pals but i can't remember very many @ s so i will tag @metallicaduck1 and hope for the best i got merked for posting that i hoped mitt romney asphyxiated on a peanut anyways i can't quit you turds mwah 😘
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80s papa says enjoy the mullet
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1983 papa garbage lettuce days
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daughter had a date tonight so I'm watching my granddaughter for a few hours and i venmo'ed her 30 bucks without her asking so when tha kid arrived she had a big container of tillamook banana split ice cream in a sack and a post it note that said im the best dad in the world 😭
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jd enhance
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This is the guy??
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@xeni @GarbageApe kinda like homey what set you from shutup
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i support any labor strike, for any reason, in any industry hope this helps
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if there is a heaven and my son Michael and all of my past pets are not there waiting for me ima pass
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@joffeorama @Morelaak i listen to it solely to clock what the ruling class intends me to believe
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the purple bendy straw is a favorite toy but gary really got his freak on with it tonight. enjoy
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mods are asleep, post malone
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periodic reminder that i peaked in high school by appearing on the cover of an LDS young adult novel with my girlfriend at the time only 1 left in stock!
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my ex sister in law has passed after a grueling struggle with liver failure. it's been a rough couple of weeks for everyone involved. she passed peacefully in home hospice surrounded by family. rebecca dike was 39 years of age rest in peace
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i don't celebrate birthdays but it is the anniversary of my birth today, so do what you must, cash links in bio, im 60 years old, give me some money i love my phone pals, their capers and japes are legend
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driving on hard mode
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gary and I have decided on matching plumage
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i have never consumed fireball but im imagining cinnamon battery acid
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gary hasn't outgrown crawling in my backpack when he sees im getting ready to leave 💞💞💞
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ok, my kid and i are moving out this weekend. everything goes into storage. we will be unhoused until we figure it out we have reliable transportation, a good set of housing resources, and some income from gig work digits in bio 🙏 retweet plz donate only if you can
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hot take steve o doesn't have the right to expect bill maher to not smoke weed around him imagine non drinkers asking drinkers to not drink. ridiculous meet the conditions as they are or bail, but miss me with your posturing, jackass also, fuck bill maher. rude bitch
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thread 1/x we signed another 12 month lease effective march 1st. on march 15th, our landlord had a sit down with us and told us that she had built a tiny home and found a plot in washington but that she needed to sell the apartment to purchase it. we said nope, go pound sand
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logging on
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our one easy peasy no problems child
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@cboyack they're looking at you weird because you walk around holding your gut in and should have gone a couple of sizes larger with the shirt hope this helps
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you should read ken and perhaps support ken because he continues to piss off all the correct people and he's a good writer
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can i get a W in the chat for my kid who overcame her inertia and kept her appointment for a free color and cut and she's ecstatic about it. it was about 6 inches longer. proud of her W
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@kenklippenstein one of my long time mutuals. they are absolutely wonderful, smart, sincere, and kind their haters can fuck all the way off as far as i am concerned
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@APunishedCrab i think we're looking at early plastic surgery/facelift scars imo they used to literally stretch the skin back to lessen wrinkles and kind of hide the excess skin by the ears his fake hair is supposed to cover the scars sound familiar?
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