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@LalalaLindseyJ

3 years

Pretty fucked up that politicians don’t get assassinated anymore

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@LalalaLindseyJ

4 years

Everybody starting an OnlyFans rn

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2 years

Guys be like “wanna watch a movie where you’re uncomfortable the whole time? It’s really good”

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Nancy Pelosi: “America wants peace.” Me: “Nancy, I want some fucking healthcare & 1000 Nazi scalps.”

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4 years

Don’t do this

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4 years

@mustachetoilet What the hell

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4 years

@mustachetoilet Imagine thinking you’ll actually have a significant or stable income on fiverr.

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@LalalaLindseyJ

3 years

Turn your foreskin into a water bottle

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2 years

Yeah fine uncut gems was good but sometimes I just wanna watch something with low stakes & baby animals

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@Universe__Lover I see no crimes committed

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@LalalaLindseyJ

2 years

I’ve been seeing a lot of cop talk on the tl lately, & here’s my hot take: the only effective way to prevent crime is through policies that prevent poverty.

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5 years

Yep

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2 years

Watched Our Father on Netflix & uhhhh….

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@LalalaLindseyJ

4 years

Hey, while I have your attention, sex work is real work, & SWers deserve respect, in & out of their workspace. Don’t be a dick. 🖤

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@LalalaLindseyJ

5 years

@KelaiahGoertzen @alexisflower That’s his other dad.

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4 years

@vonhonkington Love the idea of accidentally suffocating in my plastic tree hammock

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3 years

Gaba dabba gool

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4 years

So people with good tits can’t have good politics? Is that the discourse today?

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@LalalaLindseyJ

3 years

What did he mean by this

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@LalalaLindseyJ

5 years

@thehill What really pisses me off is that the food has already been paid for. They’re just gouging families & embarrassing kids for no reason.

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@LalalaLindseyJ

5 years

Adam Levine removes his jacket. Removes his sweater. Removes his shirt. Removes his shirt. Removes his shirt. Removes his shirt. Removes his shirt. He just has so many shirts on. The football fans are screaming. They’re insatiable. He removes another shirt.

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@LalalaLindseyJ

3 years

Next stimulus check is a gun & single bullet

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3 years

@otter_weekend It’s 8

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@LalalaLindseyJ

2 years

Idk man, all I know is Trump sent me a couple checks & paused my student loan payments, Biden still owes me money & I’ve been getting emails from my student loan provider twice a week about repayment starting back up again

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1 year

@appuntito160 For real tho “✨you might like”

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3 years

Hell yeah free weed

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4 years

😀

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4 years

@SexyNoahCyrus ???????

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@LalalaLindseyJ

4 years

What if everyone in Iowa simply wrote down their vote on a piece of paper & we counted those?

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4 years

@mustachetoilet TOS, more like POS amirite

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10 months

@appuntito160 Oh good that’s reassuring

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3 years

Chuck E Cheese would beat the shit out of Stuart let’s be real

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4 years

Love to my interweb friends

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3 months

It’s literally just Uncle Sam taking a piss

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What's at stake for our climate in this November's elections? Absolutely everything.

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4 years

🥴🥴🥴

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4 years

@Sunsetmode1 @__heyang Look at her body language too. Totally uncomfortable.

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5 years

Wow, can’t believe Epstein blew ropes thick enough to hang himself

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4 years

My dude, I was 12 in 2005. It’s not that serious.

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3 years

Posting hole

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5 years

My wife is really into British news

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3 years

Stepmom gets stuck in a Bosch painting

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@LalalaLindseyJ

4 years

Where tf do we draw the line

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5 years

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3 years

My friend is asking questions & I’m giving answers

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4 years

👁 👄 👁

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@LalalaLindseyJ

5 years

I was going to dress up like Tami Lohran but I wanted my costume to be relevant

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I decided to dress up as the person who scares me most. The Democratic Dimwit Darling, socialist-loving, freedom-hating, former bartender herself @AOC

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@LalalaLindseyJ

4 years

@MiamiPD A LITTLE LATE THO

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@LalalaLindseyJ

3 years

@tacticaldipshit @YesSarahS Wood is just a type of lego

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4 years

If this breaks 2k maybe I’ll actually start using my OnlyFans

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5 years

3D DUCK 3D DUCK 3D DUCK

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@LalalaLindseyJ

5 years

The queso of the missing cheese. Smh. Majorero crime. Only a muenster gouda done this.

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Ontario police search for suspects after $187K worth of cheese goes missing

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3 years

My boys 🥰😭

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3 years

Come on

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4 years

@SexyNoahCyrus The Great Lakes are basically inland seas like????

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@LalalaLindseyJ

4 years

@mustachetoilet There may be implications of such

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4 years

@hilareid @synesthspiria Virus is smol. Can’t climb big shoes.

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@LalalaLindseyJ

4 years

@evren__7 Love to see spoiled rotten white bitches publicly throwing temper tantrums. I hope all their family, friends, & employers get to see it too.

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5 years

Covered my pussy in gold leaf, so now it costs $2k to eat.

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4 years

I know what I’m doing with my $600

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4 years

@QuintinRSA @thelocalharlot @C_malorie Shutting up is free. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@LalalaLindseyJ

5 years

Really makes you think █ █ 　　 █ █　 █ █ █ █ ___ _＿ 9/10/2001 9/12/2001

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@LalalaLindseyJ

5 years

Idk who needs to hear this, but you’re allowed to kill people who are destroying the planet.

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@LalalaLindseyJ

4 years

@caseygripps @stirwhipbeat Honesty, they should send all nonessential people home, & suspend any transactions. Ration supplies for free to all who need them.

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2 years

Big boy in his big boy chair

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5 years

Sums up your 2016 presidential campaign

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3 years

Did the dang thing :3

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@LalalaLindseyJ

5 years

Thinking of all the people who will stick their dick in this

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5 years

Please tell me I’m not the only one who is slightly disturbed by the design of this travel mug lid...

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3 years

Icelandic dogs be like “björk björk”

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3 years

Am... am I breedable? 🥺

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4 years

Holy shit?!

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'Late Day Shadows' - an art quilt by textile artist Nancy Messier #womensart

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2 years

@gduem13 That’s my fav tbh

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4 years

Preserved for longevity

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4 years

I DID IT. ITS FINALLY DONE. I PAID OFF MY SCHOOL DEBT. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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4 years

@Whatapityonyou This is so fucking patronizing

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@LalalaLindseyJ

6 years

@bodhijones @ChyrllMcdonald @realDonaldTrump But you’re not part of any of those groups. Before/during/after Trump, you’ll be unscathed by discrimination based on color/gender/heritage/orientation. You probably have good intentions,& recognize your privilege, but don’t presume to know the struggle of being marginalized.

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@LalalaLindseyJ

4 years

Did a cop start this chain?

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Why not! I'm bored. Height : 5'10” Shoe size : 12 Zodiac sign : Virgo Tattoos : 1 Piercings : ears Fav color : blue Fav drink : hazelnut flavored coffee

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3 years

live más

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4 years

Me @ all of you

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5 years

It’s cute bc the US government only sees children as potential fodder for endless warfare.

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The best thing you'll see today. Let's hear you sing the Army song. #FutureSoldier

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4 years

@nintendo6664 President is pretty dope tho tbh.

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@LalalaLindseyJ

6 years

2019 will be for -self care -authenticity -emotional healing -sexual exploration -guillotines -small adventures -breakfast foods

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3 years

Help?? This cat keeps sneaking into my apartment?? 😭😭

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4 years

What an absolute mess

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@muddaub This description is trying so hard

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4 years

@alex_zee @badgertastical The fact that Blue Lives is on mayonnaise is just 👩‍🍳👌

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5 years

I met Wallace Shawn at lunch yesterday. 🖤

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Democrats

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Mood

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4 years

Oh haha

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@LalalaLindseyJ

4 years

Fuck me. I decided to check in on my mother’s fb to see what her brain worms had to say, & now I know that she’s an extreme covid truther. I wanna scoop my fucking eye balls out.

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@LalalaLindseyJ

3 years

Guy in front of me buying a single bottle of lube can I get a hell yeah

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3 years

Here’s what I did instead of homework today 😌

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Make all the jokes about hurricane Hilary, but this just seems like another sign that the ocean temps are rising. We’re not supposed to worry about hurricanes on the west coast.

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@LalalaLindseyJ

3 years

$500k would literally solve all my problems

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You probably think 500k will solve all your problems.

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@LalalaLindseyJ

4 years

Pronouncing Aristotle like chipotle

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@LalalaLindseyJ

5 years

Dem candidates: “Let’s adopt some of Bernie’s 2016 platform & water it down so we seem left enough to appeal to the masses.” Bernie: “Hmmm.... how can we go further left?”

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I hate this website

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4 years

My kink is being sent uncomfortable amounts of money

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