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Dubbed “Great Value Babylon Bee.” Wisconsin satire joking about politics. Submit headline suggestions to thewisconsinwasp @gmail .com.

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Children’s Hospital Full of Kids Awaiting Gender Reassignment, No Room for Flu Patients
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Wisconsin Taxpayers Willing To Pay $300 Million To Milwaukee Brewers If They’ll Just Call It Miller Park Again
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Whoops!
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Asked why, Janet just laughed.
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“Word is she gets literally slaphappy around old men.”
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Capitol Holiday Tree Regrets Gender Transition Performed by Evers, Wants to Be A Christmas Tree Again
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“You’ve got 17,000 emails.”
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For Black History Month, Tony Evers To Only Order Chocolate Ice Cream, Not Vanilla
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Silence is violence?
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Inspired by Biden, Tony Evers Seeking Applications for Hostage Trade to Free Darrell Brooks
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“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Will I get a pay raise if I date you?” 🌹
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Meanwhile Janet Protasiewicz is giving up pretending she’s independent.
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Benevolent Ron Johnson Gifts Staff One Culver's Scoopie Token Each For Christmas
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The note with his check said, “I wish we had more judges like you in New York and California. XOXO”
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Tim Ramthun Partners with My Pillow Guy To Sell ‘My Sport Coat’ in Range of Pastels
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Receipts Show Teacher’s Union Pays Weathermen to Skew Forecasts For Extra Snow Days
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Who Knew? In Shocking Reveal, Derrick Van Orden Comes Out As Navy SEAL
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After Winning Miss America, Miss Wisconsin Thrilled She Can Eat Cheese Curds Again
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Governor Maggie Gau ‘Jazzed as Hell’ to Puppet 4 More Years of the Evers Administration
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Mandela Barnes Buys New Jordans, Preps for Life Walking Without Government Driver
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Kevin McCarthy Calls Robin Vos For Advice on How to Punish Insubordination
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Tony Evers Says He’s Cool With Tax Cuts As Long As The People Who Pay Taxes Don’t Get Any
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Unemployed Mandela Barnes Asks Brett Favre to Assist with Welfare Fraud
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“I volunteer as tribute.”
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They’re considering a name change to the National Association for the Advancement of Crooked Politicians.
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“I’d like to thank my wife Barbara for telling me all of my lines and where to stand.”
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Try and open records request that, Wisconsin Right Now.
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The Journal Sentinel is now exploring hiring a watchdog reporter to investigate its watchdog columnist.
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Kwik Trip Announces New Product: Beer in a Bag
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The former elections administrator identifies as a fake elected.
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GOP Celebrates Evers Inauguration By Already Gaveling Out of Session Till 2025
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Mike Gallagher and Bryan Steil Form Union, Support Same-Sex Marriage Bill
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“The governor has shown his true colors. He’s a real muenster.”
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Scott Walker’s Faith in Question After He Forgot to Post a Bible Verse on Facebook One Day
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The antiquated document is *gasp* one year older than the state’s abortion law.
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Sternly Worded Statement From Milwaukee Police Chief Does The Job, Violent Criminals Will Now Stop Killing Cops
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Visitors to Dodge Bullets In Interactive ‘Streets of New Milwaukee’ Exhibit At New Milwaukee Public Museum
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Peter Pan Peanut Butter Hires Real Life Boy Who Will Never Grow Up as Spokesman
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“I wonder why it’s called the Let’s Get to Work Tour…”
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Following King Herod’s Lead, Tony Evers Renews Vow At Christmas To Slaughter Babies
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Glenn Grothman and Steve Nass to Compete For Guinness World Record of Leaving Event with Most Free Food
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State Democrats Refuse to Identify As Winners, Keep Losing Legislative Seats
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Mark Belling Silent for 12 Minutes, Not Another Stroke, Just World’s Longest Pregnant Pause
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BREAKING: Southwest CEO Retires, Will Be Next Secretary At Evers’ Troubled Licensing Agency
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Glenn Grothman Becomes Speaker On Platform of Allowing Wind Pants on House Floor
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Third Time’s the Charm: Kevin Nicholson Weighs Winning Some Campaign in 2024
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice. . .
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Man Not Working, Getting Evers’ Enhanced Pandemic Benefits, Upset Restaurant Service Slow
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He plans to use most of the $700M renovation budget.
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Polls show the public thought he was already on one.
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Brandy sweet or whiskey sour?
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Kiss of Death: Speaker Robin Vos Endorses Janel Brandtjen for State Senate
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Baristas are calling her position “nutphobic.”
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Marquette Law Poll of Babies Saved from Abortion Finds 100% Approval for Dobbs Decision
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Dan O’Donnell Reveals New Method For Hosting Two Shows: Same Content, Less Red Bull
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Wisconsinites Still Raving Over Jeffrey Dahmer’s Christmas Cannibal Sandwich Recipe
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Roger Roth Asks Santa For Mike Gallagher to Leave Congress For Christmas
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Tim Michels Takes ‘Full Responsibility’ for Kitchen Sink Shortage
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Chenequa Police Bored After Number of Calls Plummet Since Tim Michels Moved Back to CT
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Assembly Democrats’ New Year’s Resolution: Work On Winning Just One Rural Seat
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Latest Tom Tiffany Merch Drop: Pickle Ornaments for Your Christmas Tree
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“Word is she gets literally slaphappy around old men.”
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Tommy Thompson Considers Being Cryogenically Frozen, 2222 Wisconsin Gubernatorial Run
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Man Who Braves Blizzards At Lambeau Field Skips Church Due To Flurries
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Inspired by Elon Musk, Robin Vos To Make All New Policy Decisions By Twitter Poll of Verified Donors
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“In the name of party unity, I officially declare the Supreme Court saved!”
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Molly Beck and Jessie Opoien Have Real-Life Freaky Friday Switcheroo, No One Notices
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They’d even settle for George Clooney as Batman.
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Dan O’Donnell’s & Jay Weber’s New Year’s Resolution: Get Half of Belling’s Ratings
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New Glarus Takes Spotted Cow Almost Nationwide, Promising To Never Sell in Illinois
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“The beer for real fake women.”
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Francesca Hong Asks Tony Evers To Use ARPA Funds To Pay Her Outstanding Swear Jar Fees
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Fox Valley Residents Search For More Ways to Excuse Excessive Drinking This Holiday Season
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Satan Thrilled To Conduct ‘Jazzed As Hell’ Band For Evers Inauguration Ceremony
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Madison East Hosting Family-Friendly Forum On Embracing Students’ Chosen Gang Identity
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After LGBT Bill Passes Senate, Tammy Baldwin Hides From Press in Closet at Re-Election Draws Near
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Dan Knodl’s Badgers Attire Asks For a Break From Campaigning
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His favorite book to read to the kids is “The Little Engine Who Could Change Their Gender.”
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State Patrol Forced to Cheer on Tony Evers in Upcoming Pickleball Tournament
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Chicken Sells Eggs To Become Billionaire, Beat Diane Hendricks As Richest Self-Made Woman
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Jennifer Dorow on Becoming Leading Conservative for Supreme Court: ‘What Like It’s Hard?’
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Janet Bewley’s New Year’s Resolution: Only Ride My Bicycle in 2023
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Sturgeon Bay Man Risks Death ‘Ice’ Fishing For Inedible Carp
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Assembly Staff On Vacation Since Spring Get Essential Taxpayer-Funded Raises
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Chuck Chvala & Scott Jensen To Star In New Season of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Wisconsin
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Chris Larson’s New Year’s Resolution: Make One Democratic Senator Friend in 2023
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Britney Spears Hired To Consult On Tony Evers’ $500M Mental Health Plan
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Newly Constructed Aurora Hospital Named 8th Wonder of the World
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Justice Dan Kelly Vows Not to Film a Tuba Ad, His Attempt to Unify Conservative Base
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“Don’t you know who I am? Of course this card will work.”
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Paul Farrow Visited By Ghost of Christmas Past To Remind Him How To Be Conservative
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Joe Rogan to Host Cage Match Between Lena Taylor and LaTonya Johnson
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It says a lot about our medical professionals’ culture war agenda for sure.
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WisGOP Grassroots Demand ‘Super Duper Cyber-Forensic Audit’ of State Party’s 2022 Turnout Efforts
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She plans to renovate it into a new Planned Parenthood clinic.
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Unlike in Milwaukee, Chevy Johnson’s Chevy Tahoe Not Carjacked Near Capitol, Just Towed At Rep. Riemer’s Request
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“Judy’s bravery is epic.”
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Janet Protasiewicz’s Team Hosts Pride & Prejudice Party, Embracing Her True Judicial Philosophy
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Mike Gallagher’s First Step Taking On Chinese: No More Orange Chicken
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Uninvited, Glenn Grothman Visits African-American Elon Musk’s House for Kwanzaa
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