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@paoloumpa

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wartortoise

@paoloumpa

3 years

Kanina pa ako tawa ng tawa pota

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@paoloumpa

4 years

Ohmygod lumabas na naman tooooo ahahauudhehaha

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@paoloumpa

4 years

august na next week, then -ber months na. looks like we're spending most of 2020 locked in our homes

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@paoloumpa

5 years

Pag inutusan ni mama

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@paoloumpa

3 years

Putangina kagigising ko lang

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@paoloumpa

6 years

May girlfriend ka na ba? — Sis bakla ako

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@paoloumpa

5 years

Antok na ako nakita ko pa to 🙃

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@paoloumpa

4 years

Ang lungkot di sinunod yung recommendation ko :(

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@paoloumpa

5 months

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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@paoloumpa

4 years

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

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@paoloumpa

5 years

imagine blaming paracetamol for fevers

Manila Bulletin News

@manilabulletin

5 years

High rate of teenage pregnancy blamed on contraceptive use

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@paoloumpa

2 years

TANGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@paoloumpa

5 years

Totoo ba

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@paoloumpa

5 years

Grade 5, may mabaho sa room and our adviser told the class “sinong nakatapak ng tae jan?” Then after a few minutes she went outside, dragging her right foot. Siya yung nakatapak hahaha

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@paoloumpa

4 years

Hindi ba gets ng gobyerno that as long as Siñas & co aren’t punished, the people will never respect them? Law is law kayo jan

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@paoloumpa

4 years

I GIVE YOU FOOD WATER VITAMINS A COMFORTABLE LIFE AND THEN MAHUHULI LANG KITANG NAKIKIPAGLARO SA IPIS????????

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@paoloumpa

1 year

TANGINAAA LOLA NENA’S AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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@paoloumpa

5 years

Azlyrics is shaking

Loisa Andalio

@iamAndalioLoisa

5 years

Who says Who says you're not perfect Who says you're not worth it Who says you're the only one that's hurting Trust me That's the price of beauty Who says you're not pretty Who says you're not beautiful Who says

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@paoloumpa

3 months

Had my phone’s battery replaced for 5k at the service center +3 more years!!! 😂

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@paoloumpa

5 years

The ultimate ghost Pokemon got ghosted. No one is safe.

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@paoloumpa

4 years

I’m Glaceon

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@paoloumpa

3 years

Custom Pokémon barong featuring Johto Legends Ho-oh & Lugia ☀️🌊 for my sister’s wedding

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@paoloumpa

6 years

REALLY jealous of families celebrating Christmas with noche buena at midnight!!! Mine’s just a dinner feast at 8–9PM then everyone’s asleep ahhahaudbehdhdh

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@paoloumpa

4 years

The Lightning Thief The Sea of Monsters The Titan’s Curse The Battle of The Labyrinth The Last Olympian SEVEN HALF-BLOODS SHALL ANSWER THE CALL, TO STORM OR FIRE THE WORLD MUST FALL. AN OATH TO KEEP WITH A FINAL BREATH AND FOES BEAR ARMS TO THE DOORS OF DEATH!!!

Variety

@Variety

4 years

Disney Plus is developing a #PercyJackson series adaptation "starting with The Lightning Thief in season one"

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@paoloumpa

3 years

Ang tipid nyo kaya magbigay ng butter haha

McDo Philippines

@McDo_PH

3 years

Oooh… You melt my heart like no other! Time to vibe with this breakfast stunner tomorrow. Order via .

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@paoloumpa

4 years

Saw these on Facebook and 🥺

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@paoloumpa

4 years

JUSTICE FOR THE PERCY JACKSON SERIES!!!!

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@paoloumpa

2 years

Bought a P500 filmcam from a thrift store and loaded it up with film, not knowing if it’s fully functional. Tested it with friends the past week, and here are the scans 🎞️

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@paoloumpa

4 years

Promote tourism???? By celebrating his birthday?????? Si jesus nga di kami nacoconvince na pumunta ng Bethlehem

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@paoloumpa

3 years

I was only 25 when the pandemic started and I’m turning 28 this year putangina this pandemic jahxhdhdhehhdsbs pwede bang hindi counted yung mga birthday sa pandemic

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@paoloumpa

5 years

Cringed so hard sa simula palang when she said “we’re swapping lives with a family that’s less fortunate than us” with a huge smile on her face like it’s a genius idea. Couldn’t even finish it 😖

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@DJBDonna

5 years

New video:

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@paoloumpa

4 years

my attention span is terrible omg

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@paoloumpa

6 years

Our helper went to my room asking if she could borrow some of my books so of course I said yes & I saw her grab Blood of Olympus and I asked “nabasa mo ba Percy Jackson?” & she said no so I grabbed my Percy set & gave it to her. GIRL GET READY FOR THE GREATEST ADVENTURE OF UR LYF

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@paoloumpa

5 years

I’m never buying on release dates ever again hahaha from 790 to 290 wiw

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@paoloumpa

5 years

God i just wanna be rich so i can afford shit like this

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@danielwevik

5 years

the morning light in my apartment tho

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@paoloumpa

3 years

Aga and Charlene’s kids rly won the genetics lottery no?

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@paoloumpa

3 years

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@paoloumpa

4 years

HOY @foodpandaPH AHHAHAH

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@paoloumpa

3 years

Natatawa ako when I ask my cat “san ka galing???” like am i really expecting an answer??? Ahhaahahauhr

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@paoloumpa

4 years

Medyo ngayong lang nagsisink in ng malala: we’re stuck no? Until there’s a vaccine, we’re like this. There’s no point in lifting the quarantine if there’s no cure, cos the virus will still spread even w/ “strict social distancing”. It can only protect you up to a certain extent?

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wartortoise

@paoloumpa

7 years

NAHANAP KO NA KASABAY PALA NI PIA #BBPilipinas2018 😭😭😭😭

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@paoloumpa

4 years

I hate this

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@paoloumpa

5 years

These #DetectivePikachu posters ARE THE BEST

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@paoloumpa

3 years

#SpiderManNoWayHome

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@paoloumpa

2 years

🧑🏻‍❤️‍🧑🏻🧑🏻‍❤️‍🧑🏻🧑🏻‍❤️‍🧑🏻

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@paoloumpa

3 years

Ang dami kong gusto sa buhay, pera lang yung sagot

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@paoloumpa

4 years

Grabe the power of Frankie Pangilinan no? That’s how you use privilege and influence

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@paoloumpa

5 years

I mean no shade I’m just asking pero is it just me o mukhang Bubble Gang set yung photo? Ahaha

ABS-CBN News

@ABSCBNNews

5 years

WATCH: First teaser of PH remake of ‘Miracle in Cell No. 7’

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@paoloumpa

5 years

Imagine if @gmanews took a stand with @ABSCBNNews in this fight

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@paoloumpa

3 years

Sa gobyernong tapat, how you like that

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@paoloumpa

5 years

Pwede ba to sa pores? Haha

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@paoloumpa

4 years

same???????? CHZ

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@paoloumpa

2 years

grammatically correct ba yung come on in out of the rain

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3 years

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@paoloumpa

4 years

laking bawas ah

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@paoloumpa

6 years

Sad songs are extra sad when they’re in Filipino???? I mean sure Sara Bareilles’ Gravity is sad but Ben&Ben’s Kathang Isip?? Masaquette. That Bisaya Hasula song??? MASAQUETTE HAHAHYSGEHDH

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@paoloumpa

4 years

BUTI PA YUNG UNCLE KO NAGPAPAVERIFY NG NEWS

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@paoloumpa

3 years

the world is ending, buy what makes u happy

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@paoloumpa

11 months

pet peeve ko talaga sa condo listings yung nilagyan lang ng divider yung unit, 1BR na can we not normalize that :((

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@paoloumpa

5 years

P50M for a fucking cauldron pero tipid na tipid sa mga atleta natin 🙃

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@paoloumpa

3 years

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NAKAKAMISS YUNG HIGH SCHOOL PLS

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@paoloumpa

3 years

Ang daming tangang Pinoy at homophobic ampota. OhMyV33nus lang sakalam

Rappler

@rapplerdotcom

3 years

Blacklist International star Johnmar "OhMyV33nus" Villaluna took a stand for the LGBTQ+ community after receiving homophobic remarks in a Mobile Legends Professional League Philippines (MPL PH) game.

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@paoloumpa

5 years

I get lowkey kilig when I see myself in the “close friends” IG Story list of someone that I’m not even close with ahshahhsahhaha

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@paoloumpa

3 years

juris doctor yfeytuifuwaekr

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@paoloumpa

2 years

hbd @twtbegele

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@paoloumpa

7 months

jajakol

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@xienarchy

7 months

If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?

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@paoloumpa

4 years

GRABE NASA LABAS NA YUNG ULO NI JESUS, MAY TRABAHO PA DEN

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@paoloumpa

4 years

Ilonggo r00ts yo

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@paoloumpa

5 years

“Most days it’s okay, but it just gets loud sometimes.” Today is a sometime

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@paoloumpa

5 years

Cake

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@paoloumpa

5 years

Tinawag akong “mahal” ng shopee delivery guy... ahahsushs

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@paoloumpa

1 year

HAHAHAHAHA

ABS-CBN News

@ABSCBNNews

1 year

LOOK: A cosplayer went the extra mile in #CONQuest2023 by selling locally produced cabbages, dressed up as the Cabbage Merchant in “Avatar: The Last Airbender.” | via @mac_coloma

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@paoloumpa

5 years

I just wanna be fit and rich in 2020 das ol

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@paoloumpa

3 years

sorry naman at nacancel yung mga siargao and boracay trips nyo no, ang lala kasi ng mga nangyayari ampota superspeaders

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@paoloumpa

3 years

So 67 Billion was misused by DOH, and he’s mad at the people who made the report? Hahahaha tanga nalang talaga sumusuporta dito i don’t care if you’re family. Tanga ka, bobo ka

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@newswatchplusph

3 years

President Rodrigo Duterte urges the Commission on Audit to stop making audit reports that only make government agencies appear to be tainted with corruption. Read more:

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@paoloumpa

2 years

tama na yan accla

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@paoloumpa

5 years

Sinend ng nanay ko HAHAHAHAHHA

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@paoloumpa

7 years

...... balak ko lang mag sneaky shot..... ...... kumaway siya.... ...... I'm so..... 😩😩😩😩😭😭😭

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@paoloumpa

6 years

I feel like a disgrace to the gay community cos I’ve never seen Legally Blonde and I thought all those hot pink scenes were Sharpay Evans

billboard

@billboard

6 years

Ariana Grande breaks YouTube Premiere record with #ThankUNextVideo

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@paoloumpa

7 months

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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@paoloumpa

3 years

Grabe yon samantalang ako hirap na hirap dito

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@paoloumpa

2 years

seconds before disaster

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@paoloumpa

7 years

My officemate bought a pair of pants online via @ShopeePH and eto yung dumating hahaha nakakaloka

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@paoloumpa

3 months

getting so many messages basahin nyo nalang to - visit any authorized Apple Service Center, in my case I went to Beyond the Box in High Street - walked in - paid ~5.2k for diagnosis & battery replacement - got replaced w/in 3 hrs - battery health was 79% before changing

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@paoloumpa

4 years

✨additional noise✨ Positivity lang eme

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@paoloumpa

3 years

sobrang babaw ng kaligayahan ko ngayon

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@paoloumpa

7 years

2010 & 2017. Wiw.

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@paoloumpa

3 years

NAKAKAIYAK PUTA

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@paoloumpa

5 years

Naiyak ako ng slight when the Ateneo president revealed that this year’s #UAAPSeason82 medals & trophies were handmade by communities in Taal and Marawi, which included bullets & metal scraps from the Marawi siege as well to give more meaning to their victories 😢

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@paoloumpa

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