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It's out! We're launching a really cool new way to pay for things -- with trade in. At checkout at some great launch partners and soon, everywhere. Peep the launch video to get what we're after.

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11 months

I don't care what the benefits are, giving a third party your Apple ID password is stupid. Don't do it.

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Nothing is bringing iMessage to its Android phone

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Ok I used it. It’s good. Real good. More soon.

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Ok, I used the Apple Vision Pro for about 30 minutes. It’s good. It’s expensive. It’s VERY design, and MUCH engineering. I’m intrigued as hell.

First impressions: Yes, Apple Vision Pro works and yes, it’s good | TechCrunch

After an Apple Vision Pro demo that ran through the major features, I came away convinced that Apple has delivered nothing less than a genuine leapfrog in execution of XR.

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4 months

@rafat @VisitOSLO The Mona Lisa line in front of the scream is so good

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8 months

I'm gonna say this a bunch more times most likely but in a world where anyone can make anything: Taste is the only moat.

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4 months

Apple Intelligence castling "AI" is going to go down as one of the most diabolically slick marketing moves of all time.

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@jeremiahjw I doubled down.

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@panzer

4 months

Siri with Personal Context is essentially the basic premise of about 40% of AI startups from the past 3 years.

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@panzer

1 year

Hey I reviewed the iPhone 15 Pro Max at Disneyland again this year. It's great! Check out these two images to see what the really surprising 120mm camera can deliver:

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@panzer

10 months

The best t-shirt

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@panzer

8 months

So yeah all of those Vision Pro things you see where people are walking and doing stuff are bs because the windows don't anchor to you. BUT since some folks were asking, visionOS does allow anchoring to your head. Developers can create 'hud-like' setups but the system doesn't.

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1 year

Hey it's my 10 year anniversary at TechCrunch! What a damn crazy ride.

10 years at TechCrunch | TechCrunch

It's been 10 years since I stepped off a ledge and landed at TechCrunch. I don’t get self-referential a lot here on the pages of TC, but I figured that a

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@panzer

3 months

What a lovely kit out on this founders edition @daylightco -- Will dig in over the next few days and put together some thoughts. But wow the case, so fun.

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@panzer

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@imPatrickT hoyte w that krabs inso

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11 months

This has to be one of the dumbest vaporizations of a company from inside, ever.

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7 months

Hey folks, I'm sure a lot of you on here know @SarahPerezTC , an amazing writer, single mother and human. She suffered a total loss house fire this morning. She and her daughter are safe but if you can help at all please do so.

Sarah and Josie need our help!, organized by HEIDI SULPHER

In the early hours of March 13th, Sarah's world turned upside down. As the bright glare o… HEIDI SULPHER needs your support for Sarah and Josie need our help!

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10 months

@kelsaywhat Culture

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1 month

Calling it btw but Apple Intelligence AI summaries will be the unintentionally viral feature of iOS 18 this cycle.

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@panzer

1 year

Finally, some personal news.

Connie Loizos Appointed General Manager and Editor-in-Chief of TechCrunch

Today Yahoo announced that Connie Loizos, TechCrunch veteran and founder of StrictlyVC, has been appointed General Manager and Editor-in-Chief (EIC) o

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@panzer

8 months

@bwinterrose if this is engagement bait it's the best bait I've seen today

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1 year

In case you're wondering if it is pleasant to undergo an emergency services alert test when you are a reviewer of phones it is not.

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@panzer

11 months

Ok, I love it.

Humane

@Humane

11 months

This is the Humane Ai Pin

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@panzer

4 months

he watches

Mark Gurman

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4 months

NEW: Apple will get a board observer seat at OpenAI later this year as part its partnership for Apple Intelligence. The person getting the seat: Phil Schiller, the head of the App Store and former marketing chief.

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4 months

Apple's Photos app is the third most important app after the browser and messages. It's a huge information repository now, not just images. Places, text, documentation. All of those 'AI for Memory' apps are still way behind photos. Crazily well positioned.

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@panzer

5 months

The best feature apple ever made

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@panzer

4 months

@trevorcreates @sdw which is the ingredient not to like? the original icons or the concept of color? Free will perhaps?

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@panzer

1 year

Apple VIP service

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@panzer

1 year

If anyone is compiling lists of Insider and/or Buzzfeed staffers losing their jobs today please hit me. We are doing some hiring. Will get them RT’d from @techcrunch too.

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@panzer

1 year

generative AI is super cool. it is also super not accurate a lot. every major search engine being fine dropping it right at the top is indicative of the fear motivator at play

Owen Williams ⚡

@ow

1 year

oh snap, google's putting AI generated responses RIGHT AT THE TOP of search results. the AI war is heating up!

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1 year

I'd save a lot of iPhone money if I could just get a fresh oleophobic coating applied every quarter

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1 year

The traditional wanding of @gruber

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1 year

The Talk Show live with @gruber @gregjoz Mike Rockwell and John Ternus of Apple

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4 months

Siri not dead. That full screen border glow is hot.

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1 year

Dear god Craig just ripped it

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1 year

Hey Apple Park

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@panzer

4 months

@benz145 It's good, but this process was pioneered by Nike with Flyknit. Many evolutions brought us to this point but the core concept started there.

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@panzer

4 months

@warpling "yes it contains the remains of my labors"

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8 months

@broderick it's just shot in the volume

Shooting in the Volume - Avatar: The Last Airbender

Shooting scenes from 'Avatar: The Last Airbender ' inside the LED stage/Volume.#avatarthelastairbender #netflix #avatar #thelastairbender #vfx #led #ledstage...

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@panzer

1 year

iCloud+ 6gb and 12gb plans got the biggest applause yet.

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@panzer

9 months

Hey, I'm joining @tiptopxyz !

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@panzer

4 months

Apple Intelligence = free. ChatGPT = free. Subscribers get paid features in addition. INNNNteresting.

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@panzer

10 months

Welcome to @the__obsessor

Welcome to The Obsessor

Hey there. It's Panzer.

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@panzer

9 months

Parallel is getting better at TCGs faster than TCGs are getting good at multimedia

Parallel

@ParallelTCG

9 months

𝗔𝗻𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗹𝘆 𝗗𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 “Closing in on signal…”

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4 months

Path will never die

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This is probably how Apple should have done the Lock Screen customization buttons in iOS 18

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@panzer

1 year

Pretty nice phones. I wonder what place on earth I will take mine first

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@panzer

4 months

Talk Show Time - this is pretty much my standard view but I get dinner and a show

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@panzer

1 year

When I say I ebayed one instantly

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1 year

McDonald's In China Has An Exclusive Tetris Handheld

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1 year

This just in Frisco still good

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@kustoo nike announced they're all in on roshe run

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OpenAI

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11 months

We have reached an agreement in principle for Sam Altman to return to OpenAI as CEO with a new initial board of Bret Taylor (Chair), Larry Summers, and Adam D'Angelo. We are collaborating to figure out the details. Thank you so much for your patience through this.

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9 months

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Really happy to see you just going at it. More Kojima = more joy for us. Thank you!

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10 months

Fun fact no one has ever chosen a tool brand you are gifted one by a family member and then locked into it for life because who can afford to switch battery types.

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11 months

My annual reminder

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1 year

Apple Watch double tap

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1 year

cooling problem solved

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1 year

API Extortion Era

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1 year

Just got off a call with Reddit about the API and new pricing. Bad news unless I come up with 20 million dollars (not joking). Appreciate boosts.

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9 months

@benhylak Was juuuuust talking about this today. Big win for many hard hard things team did right to just be accepted as standard.

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1 year

That’s a wrap on Disrupt! So long and thanks for all the fish

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1 year

How much talent did Disney lose over this now canceled project? Enormous Imagineering brain drain that they have to now retcon. Including moving people BACK from florida who went!

Scott Gustin

@ScottGustin

1 year

NEW: In an email to staff, Josh D'Amaro says the company decided "not to move forward with construction" of the Lake Nona campus. "This was not an easy decision, but I believe it is the right one."

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1 year

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1 year

Hey look it’s Craig Federighi

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1 year

“If you left either one at home I’d bet you’d go back and get it.” Is such a killer line about iPhone and Apple Watch by Cook.

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1 year

TC has been remote first for 10+ years and remote only for the last 3. I have a lot of experience running a distributed team. Freedom and comfort breed happy, productive employees. Question all methods and motives that suggest otherwise.

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1 year

How many times will BI publish the same made up story with a different URL and image? Why is every media outlet parroting this over the last year? Narrative continues in lockstep w/statements from the usual rent seekers. Not a conspiracy, just an unfathomable amount of $ at stake

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@gregjoz Gregory

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1 year

Where is Apple getting 92% recycled titanium? Recycled orthopedic surgery kits?

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1 year

5x optical

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1 year

Pro tip if you forget a weekend dough in the fridge you have to make a quick lunch pie so as not to waste

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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Pretty jealous about the signed PHM 🤌

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1 year

Extremely stoked for Disrupt tomorrow! Hope you’re joining us in person or virtually — a record 13,000 registrants are going to see over 200 speakers across more than 80 sessions and browse 200 carefully selected Startup Battlefield companies. See you there!

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@hoagie_fun stunt

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1 year

FORECAST: @elonmusk rebranding to X will be considered one of the smartest branding moves of the last 5 years, within months.

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Hey it's my 10 year anniversary at TechCrunch! What a damn crazy ride.

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Announcing my candidacy by whispering into a hole filled with sand crabs go forth crabs share the news

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1 year

when the restaurant hot sauce comes to the table in a kitchen bottle you know it’s gonna be fire

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1 year

Getting new GPT tools is like your life getting an OS update.

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1 year

Sorry they got me that was fun

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@tvaziri This made _me_ mad as someone who has seen it because I went to get that ‘first time in theaters’ experience and I didn’t want a supercut of all of the pivotal moments RIGHT before the film. Wild.

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1 year

Another @thatbilloakley banger. These are amazing.

BILL OAKLEY

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1 year

TRY THESE new @Doritos if you get the chance. To me, they are tied for best Dorito of all time with the original Nacho Cheese flavor and the Tapatio ones. Notably, they are also the most different from any other Dorito in a long, long time.

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So there’s a bug that’s been going on since iOS 16 where screen time app limits vanish if your kid hits the ‘1 more minute’ button. Classic. Might as well be a zero day in my house

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Black regular 15 is nicely matte

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2 years

@SwiftOnSecurity Destiny drama such a welcome break from *waves hands*

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9 months

🎵it was all a dream, I used to lead TechCrunch magazine🎵

Postmates' founder's new app TipTop offers instant cash for your stuff | TechCrunch

When TechCrunch's former editor-in-chief Matthew Panzarino joined a startup, we knew it was one that would pique our interest. Panzarino, well-known among

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@panzer

9 months

Absolutely dying at this. The energy is exquisite.

9to5Mac

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Apple revises US App Store rules to let developers link to outside payment methods, but it will still charge a commission by @ChanceHMiller

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Craig Federighi sweating and shaking rn thinking this is finally the Mac's chance to run global infrastructure after all.

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1 year

The data scientist to smart contract dev to ai model specialist pipeline

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Ayyyy! We launched a shop! Trade in any device in our catalog for anything in the shop. This has been cooking for a while and it makes a ton of sense (imo). Why is the residual value of the stuff you own not liquid? Why can't you use it in any purchase at any time? First step

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@tiptopxyz

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TipTop Shop is now live! The new update lets you buy, sell and trade in devices across any brand in one transaction. Why let your equity sit on your shelf? Use it to upgrade to new, refurbished and open box items in one tap. Use code 25CASH to get $25 added to your trade-in!

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Why don't we throw OS launch parties any more we have failed as a society

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me, looking to invest in growth serum

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We’ve got a video review this year with the help of our stellar producers and shooter @k4iz3r - it’s a bit different from your typical review video. I did advocate for a wacky mouth closed thumbnail but here we are

iPhone 15 Pro Max Review: Camera Testing at Disneyland

Apple's iPhone 15 Pro Max is here, and simply put, when it comes to photographic performance, this thing is a beast. Amid the array of new features and the e...

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@panzer

9 months

also: hnnnngnnnngnggghhhh

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@panzer

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Hey @wallpapermag do you have high resolution wallpapers of these?

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me after reading the DOJ's Apple antitrust case

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Just landed in SAN for the iPhone event! First time letting AI book my flight!

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Oh yeah, just a little side project I've been cooking up with @k4iz3r -- stay tuned! Follow me on insta @panzer for updates on this little situation.

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1 year

Kneel before Galactus (15M concurrents in Fortnite)

Tim Onion

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1 year

David Sacks just ludicrously made up that Ron DeSantis' Twitter space was the largest group that "has ever met online." There are 100,000 people in this thing.

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DisneyWar - James B. Stewart (2006)

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