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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

3 months

What if its all a meme fest where bunch of unemployed teens just played your corporate ass?

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@pandatechie_

2 months

@thesadiqueali Ah. It hurts to watch this.

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@pandatechie_

2 months

@CryptoPhrex 55th official bottom of today

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@pandatechie_

13 days

@Mrwhosetheboss How else would we get our fix of Etsy/Wishdotcom jokes?

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@pandatechie_

22 days

@sakshimiishra If you can mine 84L worth of crypto in 1.25L, do it at your own home, right? Something doesn't add up!

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@pandatechie_

1 month

@pushpendrakum Ya. We need atleast an onion eating FM.

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@pandatechie_

10 days

@ReheSamay @Its_Badshah Gaali padti hai to wifi band kardo

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@pandatechie_

4 months

Such a beautiful day, no? Let us ruin it by talking about Blockchain infrastructure. Do you hold $PEPE or $SHIBA? If yes, please skip and find the next 1000xer. For others, aao, let me tell you a story!

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@pandatechie_

14 days

Day 69 of contemplating weather I should quit my job and go all in on bounties. Congratulations @inSitesh and @vkpatva @superteam || @SuperteamEarn

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@pandatechie_

13 days

After 5 years in Crypto, I still managed to lose $1000 due to a stupid mistake. 💸 Read especially if you are a Mac+Phantom user! 💻 A painful 🧵

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@pandatechie_

2 months

@pallavipandeyy Women are pragmatic lovers

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@pandatechie_

1 month

🚨 Imposter Alert 🚨 It has been brought to my notice that a lot of sidechains are qualifying themselves as L2s to enter the BTCfi club. ⛓️2⃣ Why it matters and why should you even care? 🧵👇

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@pandatechie_

25 days

This is a portrait of my grandmother. 👵✨ A young dynamic octogenarian who roasts like a pro. 🧿🔥 Unfiltered, unapologetic as she is, the other day, she presented 5 existential questions about my job. ❓🤔 And I stuttered like a 🐥💬 Read the convo below 👇

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@pandatechie_

15 days

Bois. Checkout my latest flex!

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@pandatechie_

3 months

Do you invest in the product or the founder? Watch this video before you answer.

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@pandatechie_

29 days

Do you hate cringe maximalists that would cross all limits of civility to establish themselves as Bitcoiners? Yup. That's me! ₿ I'm officially fun at parties now!

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@pandatechie_

23 days

Is crypto a true representation of nihilism that eventually makes people more resilient? #BharatForWeb3

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@pandatechie_

1 month

🌟Coinbase ▶️ Coinbase DEX ▶️ BASE 🌟Binance ▶️ Binance DEX ▶️ BSC 🌟 @CoinDCX ▶️ @okto_web3 ▶️Okto Chain But, ⛳️ FTX ▶️ 🫷 ⛳️ Vauld ▶️ 🫷 ⛳️ WazirX▶️ 🫷 Men see a trend, men get cautioned, men avoid rugs! #BharatForWeb3

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@pandatechie_

2 months

@ruuafzaa That's exactly how I talk at home. There's also a background score of balle balle when I goof up

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@pandatechie_

2 months

Do you know that below painting was auctioned for $50,000. 🤑 Details: Name: Rocking Horse Artist: Mr. Sagar Pandey Buyer: Ms. Ishika Bid Start: $10,000 Tu kya pad raha? Do you have enough $AUKAT? Same bro. SAME. Want to invest in rich people shit? Read on 🧵

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@pandatechie_

1 month

This is what my parents think when I tell them that I farm airdrops! #BharatForWeb3

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@pandatechie_

20 days

Blockchains would be fuckin loners if it were not for oracles 🛠️. No one could care less about your 1️⃣. Immutability 🛑 2️⃣. Transparency 👀 3️⃣. Other BS words you throw around to show that you are smart 🤓 Read to unlearn 👇👇

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@pandatechie_

21 days

This Rakshabandhan 🏵, gaadi 🚗 tera bhai chalaega! Oh wait. That's not how it is supposed to be. 😅 I meant to say, I will find you, teach you, and protect you from getting rugged in this notorious land of crypto! 🚀 So buckle up, because you're getting roasted. HARD. 🔥

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@pandatechie_

2 years

Is anyone building a Blockchain platform to trace back the Soan Papdi to its original owner? #CryptoCreepers #BlockchainProject

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@pandatechie_

15 days

How many of you relate to this story? 🤔 Year is 2023. Bearest of Bears 🐻 GPT has just released 3.5, and you are writing shit poems on random topics. ✍️ You think the dust will settle, but it never does. 🌀 You start questioning your career choices in web3. 💭 And then⁉️🧵

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@pandatechie_

5 days

*Thinks of learning a language, immediately hops to cuss words in that language 🤔💬 Is that you? 🤷‍♂️ Then why bother about typical terms like NFA, DYOR? 🧐❓ Let us hop into dark, dirty crypto lingo! 🕵️‍♂️💀 My current top 5 favourite terms 🧵

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@pandatechie_

29 days

Divided by Generations 🧬 United by lack of 🐈👅💦 While none of us are getting any action or airdrops📱❌ I am focusing on 3 airdrops that: 1️⃣ are meaningful ✅ 2️⃣ do not involve torturing animals 🐾🚫📱 3️⃣ are not Gay 🌈❌ Read on to know more 🧵👇

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@pandatechie_

2 months

Contrary take: Bitcoin is the OG memecoin, emerging from the nihilistic sentiment of the screwed-up economic landscape in 2008. ₿ 🤡

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@pandatechie_

1 month

In today's episode of anti-shill, we've got a new victim. 🔫 A layer zero Blockchain with a suite of products and no story to bind em'. 🤡 I came across @SaitaChainCoin a few days ago due to incessant shilling by #CoinDCXMaxis . But honestly, I was left 💔 Why? 🧵

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

16 days

Who all agree with me?

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@pandatechie_

11 days

What if? 🤔 Presenting a collection of unhinged thoughts around mainstream narratives from someone else's PoV. 🔄 Ep 1: What if Satoshi is amongst us, watching our moves closely? 🤡 History of Crypto narrated from Satoshi's eyes! 👀 A thread 🧵

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@pandatechie_

16 days

@keshavchan Tbh, Thiel-Rogan talked about America, Weather, Epstein and a little bit tech. I found Nikhil's episode much more insightful. What made you pick whatever you did

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@pandatechie_

1 month

Fuck gym. Imma learn Solidity! 💻📚 Anyway, while Vitalik Dada is busy shilling a general-purpose Blockchain, I see a lot of merit in special-purpose blockchains. 🛠️🔍 Here's why I think that generalist << specialist BCs: 👇🚀

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@pandatechie_

2 months

"If you use a CEX for anything other than on/off ramp, you're a pussy!" 😿 A sentiment a lot of crypto folks agree with. 🤝 But then, everything changed when I once met @smtgpt over a pod. 🎙️ Top 4 PoV altering perspectives on CEXs. Fifth one will change your crypto game! 👁‍🗨

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@pandatechie_

1 month

This is what mass adoption looks like! If I can't transfer your coin to qr code on my bar dancer's waist, it's a waste.

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@pandatechie_

10 days

DYOR and NFA 🔍📢 Two key terms used in Web3 🌐 to shed off accountability from your degen shoulders. 😏💼 But then you should ask your fav influencer, "where dafak do I DYOR?" 🤔🧐 I found a new tool to help you with that. 🛠️✨

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@pandatechie_

15 days

I don't care about a few $$ worth of bounty. But the lessons I took away from @deba215 yesterday, are going to stay with me for a long-long time! Thank you @CoinDCX @okto_web3

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@pandatechie_

1 month

The moment they allow crypto trading in olympics, its game over for you freaks! #BharatForWeb3

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@pandatechie_

1 year

Here's a benchmark of the power of a community! So @SuperteamDAO has a bounty listed for @TheISCTeam . And fellow researchers/writers flocked on to the TG group so often that this happened 👇

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@pandatechie_

5 days

@simplykashif @binance I break up with my girlfriend and as a result my performance at work goes down. As an employer, would you question me or my girlfriend?

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@pandatechie_

22 days

In this sea of degenerates, it is rare to find someone who understands the very fabric of it all. Looking forward to more insightful conversations, @PareenL Have you minted your values, anon?

Pareen ValuesDAO

@PareenL

22 days

Had a brilliant discussion with @pandatechie_ about how - Brands will have to build communities - the first step is to define their Values

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@pandatechie_

2 months

Are you into trekking? 🗻 Read this: Meet Trekoor. He is a typical high ego, low IQ chap. 🧠 His office friends gaslit him into saying that if he can't trek, he isn't man enough. 😿 And Trekoor gave in. 😮‍💨 What happened next, will blow your mind. 🤯

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@pandatechie_

1 month

While the world is busy tapping hamsters and dogs for airdrops, @superteam is ensuring that talent wins! Just claimed mine! @SuperteamEarn

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@pandatechie_

23 days

💡 Idea: A generative AI bot that can summarize the lengthy unread msgs in a group. 💬 I open TG/WA, hit @ whatevbot and get a summary of past 2-4-6 hours. ⏳📱 With that idea, I can't start building TG from scratch, right? 🤷‍♂️ So whytf did you start building GameFi? Rant🧵

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@pandatechie_

1 month

World's best cricketer also understands F&O. 🏏📈 You, on the other hand, call yourself a degen whilst still unable to go long on the next bullcrap by 10x. 🤷‍♂️📉 If you don't know what these terms mean, keep on reading. 📖

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@pandatechie_

3 months

"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger" A big s/o to our political regime that is busy building nation with the taxes collected from 2.89% Indians. Proud to be one of them. Figuring out how taxes work on Crypto? Let me help! 🧵

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

21 days

Long form ❌ Longer form ✔️ Took me 11 days to research, talk to people and finally cull out this 3500 word giga article on Finternet. Show some love you freaks:

Finternet: Finance at the Speed of Internet

Dive into Finternet, finance at the speed of internet with cutting-edge insights on finance, tech, and lifestyle in an engaging blog format.

pandatechie.in

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@pandatechie_

1 month

Ye sab humko milke.. 🫢 ETFs manjhe "Ekdum transparent fraud" 🤮 Here's why I hate the idea of Crypto ETFs more than I hate my ex. 🦖 A thread on why you will regret crypto ETFs 😿

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@pandatechie_

4 months

#DePin is slapping an incentive layer on top of some web2 shit to ensure that participants cooperate in sustainable way.

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@pandatechie_

1 month

Please correct me if I am wrong. @Optimism Superchain is for L2s what @cosmos is for IBCs and @Polkadot is for Parachains? Now @base is an Optimism L2, They could: - Become Cosmos IBC - Parachain in Polkadot - Standalone ETH L2 What made them take this approach?

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@pandatechie_

1 month

Clunky but yet Groundbreaking! 🚨 @pStakeFinance is now live with BTC Liquid Staking V1. Yes. It exists. You can now natively stake your dormant bags and put them to work whilst maintaining your liquidity. 🥳🥳

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@pandatechie_

24 days

@OrwellNGoode Wife man

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@pandatechie_

3 months

Thanks to my relentless shilling, all asset classes are at ATH. But real estate? I'm out! (like most millennials) Here are top reasons why real estate is shady af in India and why your "Indian Dream" might always be a dream.

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@pandatechie_

23 days

Stop roasting BDs 🚫 Marketing folks will single-handedly bring this industry down 🛑 Can't we come up with better names? 🤔 What is Decentralized Autonomous Organization? 😬 Call it an on-chain Co-Op and the world would've been a better place 🌍✨ Here's a fix 👇

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@pandatechie_

4 days

Trying to onboard a normie friend on Solana through ecosystem call and @kashdhanda has been a massive distraction so far!

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@pandatechie_

28 days

I booked a service (offered via third party) from @airvistara Money was deducted. Service was never delivered. Now they say it's not their problem Then you blame web3 for scams. @airvistara if you are playing this, here's the case reference ID: 21130903

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@pandatechie_

14 days

@NischalShetty I'm impressed by the reach of @0xsansungp70803 Joined in April, 2 followers, 33 posts and got an RT directly from Nischal. Ummm? 🤔

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@pandatechie_

3 months

"Everything is a market if you gamble enough" Anon? No. I wrote it. Because I just realized that chads are slapping RWA label, tokenizing stuff and enabling trading on it. That's how a Blockchain powered internet looks like! A thread on what triggered this thought. 👇

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

25 days

A: No. It is a misconception that crypto is unregulated. 🚫💼 In India, while the regulations are underway, it is NOT illegal to work in, trade in digital assets. 🇮🇳🔗 In 2022, governments introduced taxation, AML to signal their intent of regulating crypto. 📅💸 tl;dr: I am

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@pandatechie_

25 days

Current score: Dadi: 0, Panda: 1 🐼✅ Next she asks something that pierced my arteries. 💥💔 "You have been in crypto since half a decade, you must be rich by now" 💸🤑

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@pandatechie_

6 days

@NischalShetty Recently Mumbai local was halted for 3 days. They said that due to made in India modern machinery, we can now do this task in 3 days which would've taken 8 days otherwise. They literally sold inconvenience to us. This post gives me similar vibes. Ahead of schedule my ass

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@pandatechie_

25 days

Well, Dadi, I am rich as I have made a lot of friends. 😅👯‍♂️ JK. I am hungry, horny, alone, and broke! 🍔😩💔💸 But that's the problem. Everyone, including the government, thinks crypto is gambling, a road to overnight riches. 🎰💸 It's NOT. 🚫 The learning curve is steep, and

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@pandatechie_

3 months

If you're not scammed yet, you're not crypto baptized yet! Stay safu mfers. #BharatForWeb3

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@pandatechie_

21 days

If you don't know this yet, don't invest! ⚠️💡 Wallets are of 3 types: 1️⃣ Hardware: Physical wallets (Offline) 💻🔌 2️⃣ Software: Generally reside in your browser extension (Online) 🌐🧩 3️⃣ Paper wallets: Literally physical paper based keys to sign transactions. 📄🖊️ Pick yo

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@pandatechie_

12 days

Mai mc hu jo isme aaya. #BharatForWeb3

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@pandatechie_

1 month

@okto_web3 Just for the vibes, I created yo' beloved $DADI. PS: VIBES ONLY. NFA

DADI (DADI) - Pump

Wen chains are abstracted and web3 mode is on, Dadi be degening like its game on!

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@pandatechie_

1 month

If $BTC isn't pumping, pump the mfkin $IRON

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@pandatechie_

25 days

While I have the seal of approval from my Dadi. 👏👵 It is important for you to note that Dadi is a euphemism for your dimwit friends. 🤫👯‍♂️ Go educate them by RTing this. Or you might get killed in your dreams tonight. 😴🔪 #BharatForWeb3

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@pandatechie_

25 days

This is a portrait of my grandmother. 👵✨ A young dynamic octogenarian who roasts like a pro. 🧿🔥 Unfiltered, unapologetic as she is, the other day, she presented 5 existential questions about my job. ❓🤔 And I stuttered like a 🐥💬 Read the convo below 👇

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@pandatechie_

25 days

Mitro, pump that shit hard.

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@pandatechie_

13 days

@aayushjaiswal07 When you see Moore's law in action, you realize how crazy it would have been to predict something like that.

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@pandatechie_

21 days

You dense mof. NVM. Breathe! 😤🧘‍♂️ Okay. Here's a step by step guide: 1️⃣Choose a secure crypto wallet 🔒💼 Do not add rando extensions shilled by low life botloaded freaks on CT. 🚫🤖 Find relevant links from Twitter/website only 🔍🌐✅

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@pandatechie_

21 days

Let me guess. 🤔 You entered this space by buying a fuckin doggo/catto 🐶🐱 based on some shady TG group. 👥💬 Later you discovered the immense power of decentralization led by the mighty $BTC. 💪🔗💰 And then you decided to HODL it on a fuckin centralized exchange 🏦🤦‍♂️

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@pandatechie_

5 days

W3/ Bag Lady Definition: The unfortunate soul left holding bags after the hype dies down. Often seen wandering around crypto forums, still hoping for a miracle recovery. Example: "She invested in that scam ICO and now she’s just a Bag Lady hoping for a pump."

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@pandatechie_

5 days

W1/ Rekt Pleb Definition: The hapless newbie who thought they could get rich quick in crypto, only to lose everything in a single trade. Often found posting sad memes on Reddit. Example: "He went all in on that meme coin and got completely wiped out. What a Rekt Pleb"

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@pandatechie_

22 days

🔥 Remember that thread? Naaah. You freaks don't read my content. 😂 Anyway, remember how I talked about some really meaningful airdrops coming ya way? 💥 Ya. So it's becoming a reality. Deets below 👇

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@pandatechie_

29 days

Divided by Generations 🧬 United by lack of 🐈👅💦 While none of us are getting any action or airdrops📱❌ I am focusing on 3 airdrops that: 1️⃣ are meaningful ✅ 2️⃣ do not involve torturing animals 🐾🚫📱 3️⃣ are not Gay 🌈❌ Read on to know more 🧵👇

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@pandatechie_

3 months

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@pandatechie_

2 months

Zoom in. The candles. Not this image. #BharatForWeb3

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@pandatechie_

5 days

W2/ Soy Boy Definition: Someone who lacks the emotional resilience to HODL through market downturns. You’ll find them crying over spilled altcoins and sipping on overpriced lattes. Example: "All these Soy Boys panicked during the dip and missed out on the rally. Pathetic."

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@pandatechie_

27 days

Unpopular Opinion: While there is a scope of improvement @NischalShetty took lead of @WazirXIndia hack pretty early. For an exchange who's ownership is unclear, Nischal took the matter in his hands straight away. That is the definition of a leader.

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@pandatechie_

5 days

W4/ Jeet: Definition: A panic-stricken seller who can’t hold onto their coins for more than a few minutes. Example: "Indians are Jeets. But since they have a lot of sex, their Jeeting puts everyone's jobs at risk"

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@pandatechie_

25 days

@Mrwhosetheboss That's just sad. Google has been an aspirational brand for tech enthusiasts but ever since AI wars began, it looks like its losing its charm!

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@pandatechie_

25 days

Tbh, while there is an element of technology, anyone could crypto! 🚀💡 I have frens who are CAs 📊, Doctors 👩‍⚕️, Lawyers ⚖️ and unemployed 🛋️ who work/trade crypto! Apart from investing, crypto has a ton of jobs in community , marketing , content. 📢📝 While understanding

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@pandatechie_

16 days

As per the thread below, DeFi summer 2.0 is around the corner 🌞. The rationale seems pretty logical as well 🤔. Fed prints, money flows to risky assets, DeFi enables it 💸. But could this DeFi summer be led by BTC instead of ETH compared to last year? 🤔 A thread 🧵

Neeraj Khandelwal

@neerajKh_

16 days

📊 While DeFi has grown since 2020, the Total Value Locked (TVL) is still below its 2021 peak. @stenodata predicts that DeFi TVL is set to hit all-time highs (ATH) in the first half of 2025! A short thread on the 4 key factors that will lead to ATH: 🧵👇

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@pandatechie_

25 days

Ha! 3-Nil. 🏆🎉 Dadi didn't raise a loser, after all. Right? RIGHT? 😎💪 "Okay, Okay, but for how long? I have seen multiple shenanigans like crypto in my lifetime. You all gonna get rekt someday" 🙄🔮, she said. Hmmmm. Tough one! Is crypto really a bubble 🤔💭🎈💥

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@pandatechie_

25 days

I could see her giving up. Before she dropped this: 💭😏 "But you always ask me to ignore all calls/messages asking me to verify ID. 📞❌ Do you do the same for crypto? Do they know about your degenerate decisions?" 😅💳 Hmmm. Is KYC going to get me into trouble? 🤔

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@pandatechie_

10 days

First of all, what's wrong with going all in raw dogging your fav influencer's meme coin? 🤷‍♂️ Turns out there are a bunch of problems: 1️⃣ Lack of analytics – It could be a scam! 🚨 2️⃣ Accurate valuation? Market insights? No one knows! 🤔 3⃣ Fraud detection? - Washing et all🔎

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

21 days

Now if you are reading till now, you should be SAFU. 📖✅🛡️ But then, your dopamine hungry low attention span pea sized brain may not be into it. 🧠🐜💉😵‍💫 So this one is for you! 👉👤 What if you lose your crypto? Recovery? 💸❓🔍🆘

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

25 days

Well dadi, while your counterpart Buffet-Munger hate it 😠, this apparent bubble is adopted by world's largest investment firms 🏢💼. You can't ban it 🚫, Only take regulate by taking part in it 🚀🌟 If it were a 🫧, it would be ☠️ by now!

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

21 days

Catfishing is fine, its Phishing that hurts. 😺🎣🆚🎣😖 Next time, when a pretty looking girl in yoga pants offers you a job opportunity: 👱‍♀️🧘‍♀️💼🚩 1️⃣Put your hands in your pocket, 👐➡️👖 2️⃣Remember my face 🧠👤 3️⃣Hopefully this should work 🤞🙏

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

1 month

@GabbbarSingh Uske kitne bhi bade ho, tumhari zimmedari se chote hi hain!!

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

25 days

Hold my pseudonymous beer. 🍺😎 If anything, KYC is going to save your degen ass. 🛡️ Unless you are evading taxes, getting KYC on reputed exchanges like @CoinDCX is a must-have. 📝✅ How else do you expect governments to regulate this shit? 🏛️⚖️

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

25 days

So Dadi? Wdyt? Convinced with the arguments of yo grandson? 👳👱 In a nutshell: 1️⃣ Police is not coming after me 🚔🚫 2️⃣ It is not a get-rich-quick scheme 🚀❌ 3️⃣ It is not JUST for the tech-savvy 💻🔍 4️⃣ It is NOT a bubble 🫧🚫 5️⃣ I am KYC’d like everyone should 🛡️✅

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

3 months

I am sure that none of you guys are lucky enough to receive first hand support from @ethereum . You need to bump up your social game like me and have at least 50 followers on Twitter to be eligible for this perks. Talking of perks, I have something. Read on 👇

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@pandatechie_

5 days

W5/ Circlejerking: Definition: The art of delulu involving praising a crypto project while high-fiving your like-minded buddies in an echo chamber. 🔄🙌 Example: "Ethereum community is a bunch of circlejerking nerds" 🤓

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

3 months

Tagging $ads OGs below: @AlkimiExchange @Dagnum_PI @dodo_reviews @2025andOUT @FullTiltDefi @francescoX222 @deba215 @dominicZagame @VKodipunjula @Anurag_1424 @wildchild1700 @BaronHgtp @SCrypto333 @GeneStealer717 @investing1984

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

21 days

Please note: 1️⃣. Never share your private keys 🔑🚫👥 2️⃣. Store backups securely: Multiple locations (But secure) 💾🔒📍📍 3️⃣. Use cold storage: For long-term holdings, consider storing your keys offline in a cold wallet. ❄️💼🔌 Also. NYKNYC. I'll not explain this! 🤐🔍

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

25 days

So Dadi: 0, Panda: 2 (But at what cost 🥲) Anyway, next up, it was time to claim the fame. 🏆🎭 "Well, if I had not sent you to engineering college in Delhi, you won't be a crypto bro" 🎓🏙️, she said. Is crypto only meant for techies? 🤔💻💰

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

20 days

Recently, I met a Blocktard 🤦‍♂️. Yes, it's someone who tries to put their mom on-chain 🧓. Definitely not required Anyway, this dude said that on purchase of our product, we plant a tree 🌳 Beautiful Then he said we pin the location of that tree on-chain 📍 Why though? 👇

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

2 months

@smtgpt @CoinDCX Every time an Indian company acquires an overseas player, I am reminded of turnaround stories of JLR by @TataCompanies . I wish the same level of success for you guys! MENA, APAC, LATAM -- the world is your oyster. All the best @smtgpt @nrjkhandelwal

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bakchod_panda

@pandatechie_

5 days

Throwback to 2022 when I visited the beautiful city of Istanbul. I walked into one of these stores and asked him for $200 worth of LIRA. I clearly remember, he said: > Go to Binance > Withdraw USDT on TRON network 5 minutes, $1 fee (per $100). Why is Tron the go to network

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