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Yaar Bumrah bhai aao mere se haath milaa lo 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #INDvsENG2024

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If KKR wins IPL 2024, I will give INR 7000 to one person who comments “KKR will win IPL 2024 🏆”

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2 years

The best way to impress a girl is to teach her stock market. Cooking doesn't work anymore.

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I can’t stop laughing. XD

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10 months

Watching Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham

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2 years

Fixed Kesariya Lyrics 🧡✨ (Complete Version)

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I wish I was a cow. Just eating grass in a field, no rent, no job, no stress, just moo.

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When I see her in bindi and jhumkas!

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2 years

Maturity hits you when Holi doesn’t seem to be fun anymore.

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2 years

Fixed Kesariya lyrics 🥹✨

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It’s high time we introduce Stock Market in schools.

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If India lifts the T20 World Cup trophy, I will give INR 10,000 to one person who comments “India will win T20 WC 2024 🏆 🧿”

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11 months

My manager made fun of me being muslim, so I threw a bag in his cabin, shouted Allahuakbar and ran outside.

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2 years

I waved to a girl because I thought she waved at me. Apparently she waved to another girl. So to get out of the awkward situation, I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I’m now in Poland starting a new life :)

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10 months

Bappa has come ✨ Happy Ganesh Chaturthi everyone

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2 years

Fun prank: Make them study for 15 years and then don't give them jobs. :)

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2 years

I’m convinced that ‘Bhagwad Gita’ is for all. 🙏

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2 years

I'm 23, my knee 41, my shoulders 54, my back turns 72 tomorrow.

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Indian parents give you lectures about online friends and gets scammed by their own brother.

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If RCB qualifies for playoffs, I will give 5000 rupees to any one person who comments “RCB will qualify for playoffs tonight 🧿”

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2 years

Every dad ever: 1987 me yeh plot 36 lac ka lete lete chhor diya, aaj 10 cr ka hai.

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10 months

Karwa do guys 😭😭🫶🏻

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2 years

Three words better than “I love you”?

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I belong to the 1% of the population that has never seen a single episode of Stranger Things.

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Behaviour of your relatives depend on your fathers money :)

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Women are not treatment centres for badly raised boys.

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i- 😭😭😭

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2 years

Sang in front of this legend 😭😭

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3 months

On Saturdays we go to Bajrang Bali 😌

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3 years

If you want to save your startup, start selling your product even before it exists.

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2 years

Achyutam Keshavam 🧡

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2 years

I cannot decide if people who wear pyjamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest!

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10 months

Did I say anything wrong? 🙄

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2 years

If you can keep only one. Which one? 1. Best Friend 2. 200 Million

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10 months

Happy Engineer's Day Sorry, Placement ka issue hai thoda

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2 years

I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me.

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3 years

Adani Investors who woke up at 10 am: #Adani #AdaniGroup #SuchetaDalal

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2 years

Dear Parents, I love you but.. (🧵)

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2 years

The day Indian dads starts using earphones instead of playing the videos out loud is the day India becomes a developed nation.

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Imagine if one day Earth went like, “hatttt.. mereko nahi ghumna”

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We live in an India where:

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If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours :)

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3 years

Others: Building Startups. Me: Building Habits.

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3 months

@Anitabishnoi09 😂😂😂 Bhai aap thoda get a job. Kaafi velle ho

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2 years

“Feminism? No thanks, I prefer gender equality” Water? No thanks, I prefer H20.

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2 years

Startup Idea: An app that pays you every time you get attached to a person you met online :)

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"Ro mat, ladki hai kya?" bolna is not funny.

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2 years

Share some beautiful sky pictures pls!

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2 years

Name one thing your ex gave you that you still have!

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2 years

Nothing is heavier than the stories we can’t tell.

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10 months

I filled in for my uncle today for my cousins Parents Teacher Meeting. While I was having lunch with other parents, one of the moms commented on how young I look. I smiled at her and said I had Aryan when I was 13. She choked on her salad.

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2 years

Twitter Hack: Be your authentic self. Don’t show you’re minting NFT or starting a startup just for sake of engagement.

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@thesadiqueali

2 years

I've been single for 3 years. Please congratulate me for my Bachelor Degree in Singleness. :)

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2 years

Teach your daughters how to slap in public and break a damn leg. Gol Rotis can wait.

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Entire team doing Harshit Rana celebration flying kiss 🥳🥳

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2 years

Nothing is heavier than the stories we can’t tell.

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Elder siblings are basically the unpaid therapist in the family.

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2 years

Do you believe in giving people second chances?

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2 years

I don't know which aunty needs to hear this but focus on your own child :)

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2 years

Do you all ever just take your mom’s phone to close all her open apps??

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@thesadiqueali

3 years

Swiggy on call with Zomato: #ZomatoIPO

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What’s worse than a heartbreak?

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2 years

How to stop liking someone? Asking for a friend!

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I’m a Muslim and a vegetarian. Yes, we exist :)

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2 years

No colour discrimination but bahu to gori hi chahiye hame.

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2 years

Me in texting ：★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Me in calling ： ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ Me in meeting : ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

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I just walked into my room holding the remote and a glass of chocolate milk and I meant to toss the remote into my bed but instead I tossed the glass of chocolate milk onto my bed.

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You know what’s attractive? Efforts.

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Normalise not being in a relationship until late 20’s.

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How to politely say ‘no’ to a proposal?

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I’m single but I ignore people like I’m married.

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Can we lose weight by running away from our feelings?

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To whoever is lucky enough to be her next:

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Ek din sabke sapne poore honge. ✨

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3 years

Startup idea: Build a habit in public.

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3 years

Who is the one person you admire the most on Twitter?

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When Krishna said:

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Ok > Arguing with anybody

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Things we learn in our 20’s:

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Who else?

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Should I do a complete version of this song?

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Fixed Kesariya lyrics 🥹✨

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Leave a note for someone without mentioning them ✨

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How to know if they love you:

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*At my future wedding* Mom: Who all these people? Me: We grew up together on Twitter

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2 years

Drop below the best picture you have in your Gallery! 👇

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@VishalDayama 20 cr waale ko bhi aise hi karo Rohit bhai

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2 years

Life Update: Told her that I like her. Guess what, she likes me too. 😭💙

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Why are parties so late, like why can’t we party by 7 pm and be home by 12 am?

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Personal finance is 80% behaviour and 20% knowledge. Financial problems are heart problems and not math.

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I’m literally at that age where I hate loud and unnecessary noise.

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Imagine you’re sad and suddenly someone sends you a voice message singing your favourite song :)

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Normal person: 9 + 8 = 17 Me: if 10 + 8 is 18 and 9 is one less than 10 then 9 + 8 must be 17

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We wont be seeing them again in the T20I’s 🥺💔 #RohitSharma 𓃵 #ViratKohli 𓃵

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Who is ONE person who if they followed you, It would mean the world. I’ll go first: @rajshamani

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Tell me a bigger scam than religion?

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Have you ever loved someone so much that you settled for being friends just to keep them in your life?

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I need a job where, Working days should be Monday to Friday & working hours be 09:00 am - 09:05 am :)

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That "therapist friend" actually needs the most therapy. Check up on them. :)

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All Doctors know each other’s handwriting 🙄

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Be a lady, but also a bitch if necessary.

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