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@panchromaticity

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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
3 years
I am open to everything except: rocks troll's with sticks All sorts of dragons Mrs. Cake Huje green things with teeth Any kind of black dogs with orange eyebrows Rains of spaniel's fog. Mrs. Cake
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
guy who objects to the little mermaid being black but only because mermaids live underwater and wouldn't have experienced any evolutionary pressure towards melanized skin to protect from the sun
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
8 months
absolutely shameful of the Jeopardy! judges not to accept 1000 for the number of megabytes in a gigabyte last night
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
@TallgirlBigcity I will never not read ACAB as "assigned cop at birth"
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
I don't understand the replies why would I ever vote red "If everyone votes red, nobody dies" okay sure, now make everyone vote red. Go ahead, do it. I'll wait.
@lisatomic5
lisatomic
1 year
Poll question from my 12yo: Everyone responding to this poll chooses between a blue pill or red pill. - if > 50% of ppl choose blue pill, everyone lives - if not, red pills live and blue pills die Which do you choose?
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
7 months
@BenRatkaj actually technologies were undiscovered all the time, but yeah it's very unlikely in the modern world
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
@Thinkwert it's actually pretty sad; they control their flight based on the evolutionary assumption that the brightest thing around is the sky, so when we invented artificial light, they get trapped spiraling around it
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
when you lose weight something like >70% of the weight you lose by breathing it out
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
I lied, I don't have netflix Take off your shoes, we're gonna watch "The Continuity of Splines" by @FreyaHolmer
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
8 months
without question 1000 and 1024 should have both been accepted
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
27 days
RT ๐Ÿ”’ because I'm actually very confused about this, too
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
I've never really understood the "bad at cooking" trope. Sure, cooking professional quality food is very complicated, but cooking passably well is easier than pie. It's literally following instructions.
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
Like, okay. Effective altruism isn't literally perfect and is maybe bad for some specific people but on the other hand if it didn't exist a significant number of people who are alive right now would be dead and I feel like that kind of beats most counterarguments.
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
10 months
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@RayRedacted
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10 months
Some concepts are best taught visually.
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
8 months
okay wait I can actually see how this clue could have technically only accepted 1024, but then that just makes it an awful clue
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
8 months
you know, there's probably enough of a certain type of girl in this part of the internet that a flirting strategy of explicitly saying "I'm flirting with you" could get you pretty far
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
10 months
@prerationalist herself ๐Ÿค”
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
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@eigenrobot
eigenrobot
6 months
video technology actually hasn't changed much since the 1980s. reality was just lower resolution back then. we didn't actually go high definition until the early 00s if your childhood memories are hazy, well, that's just an accurate recollection
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
8 months
@ElytraMithra @dogmadeath how did it use the slime mold???
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
8 months
people really will believe anything except that eliezer yudkowsky has really, actually, seriously tried to lose weight without skipping any stupidly obvious solutions it takes them 10 seconds to think of because he's not a moron
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
waliezer
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
9 months
just realized that "it's always the last place you look" is true by definition
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
a great thing about Twitter is that you might come across an account with a really cogent, insightful take on a complex issue and when you go to their profile their next tweet could just be "haha blowjob"
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
really she should probably be albino
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
"but if more than 50% of people vote redโ€”" okay but they don't, you're wrong, update your model of the voters accordingly I would simply choose to win
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
@ScribblerSys @rdabasar @gfodor @danyisill no they mean that every printer on earth is backdoored by the government to add nearly invisible patterns of yellow dots to everything they print that will tell them what printer the paper came from and maybe other information and that nobody knows how to read them
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
I think it's good to have useful terms with clear, unambiguous meanings that don't change based on the characteristics of the referent Gyno- and androsexual are obviously better than hetero- and homosexual in that regard
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@webdevMason
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1 year
Please just stop
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
11 months
once again
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
hmm seems like alcohol basically sucks as a drug and make you feel bad except in social situations?
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
@NLRG_it work sucks
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
type of guy who still uses print statements to debug
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
@warty_dog @Thinkwert well we turn the lights off during the day innit
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
3 months
"Death was"
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
I would simply not vote for a large fraction of the population to die
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
why is steam the only piece of software from a big company that has just gotten monotonically better over the time I've used it
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
9 months
not buying the WHAT
@allisonmegow
allis๐Ÿฆ n โœจ
9 months
prof just emailed about students not buying the homework subscription yet. how do I politely word an email that makes it clear that I a) am broke, chose to survive, b) don't regret that decision, and recognize the penalty
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
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@adrusi oh, because it shifts evidence towards complex life being a bit easier to arise than we'd thought, which means, given a great filter, it becomes more likely the filter is still ahead rather than past
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
11 months
@prerationalist I actually feel like this is kind of implied in the way people use the phrase? maybe I'm projecting
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
Sad that the move with LED lighting was towards lower power bulbs at the same brightness instead of way brighter bulbs at the same power
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
we don't need to speculate here, we can just look at the results (spoilers) and see that blue is in fact the correct option
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
8 months
so it's less bad than I thought but still very dumb
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
4 months
this but unironically
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
@IgneousSigil @EladNehorai I didn't read any value judgement into that, just a statement that, since Christianity used to be more the default than it is now, basically everyone went to church more regularly, and thus experienced third places much more regularly than non-church goers.
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
10 months
@Nexuist this is pretty funny already but I feel like I'm missing a reference
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
4 months
you're not gonna believe this
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@holy_schnitt
ellie schnitt
5 months
one of the hardest things about adulthood is feeding yourself. like I have to come up with 3 meals? every single day?? I love food but I would eat a tasteless grey smoothie with all the nutrients needed 3X a day if it meant I didnโ€™t have to come up with meals
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
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@___frye for desktop monitors, RGWB with rectangular subpixels is becoming more common because windows can't or won't fix their text rendering to accommodate subpixel layouts besides RGB
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
you are trying to touch the wrong grass using the wrong hands based on a wrong model of plants derived from being a shut-in and unfortunately all of your mistakes have failed to cancel out
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Eliezer Yudkowsky โน๏ธ
1 year
@dmvaldman The thing to do with a testable hypothesis is test it. Last time somebody told me to "touch grass", I actually did go outside and touch grass to see if it had any effect on mood. It didn't so far as I can tell.
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
7 months
I don't know why brands have such an intense aversion to their advertising appearing anywhere near NSFW stuff like, the people who deliberately seek out porn DO NOT CARE if an ad for chipotle or whatever appears next to it; this will not make them associate chipotle with porn
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
How the fuck do people even get into comic books in current year? It seems completely impenetrable
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
why is everyone saying "annulment" as if it's a foregone conclusion that her asexuality makes them fundamentally incompatible
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
the overwhelming urge to say "t4t is like incestโ€”really hot" vs. the certain knowledge that hundreds of others have made this joke
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
4 months
I feel like a lot of people just don't subconsciously think of alcohol as a drug
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
I would say I am surprised this is getting so many likes, but, really, I am not I knew it was a banger
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
This image has done irreparable damage to revolutionary forms of discourse, the goal is to silence, to get all revolutionary discourse to cease, and instead make us all accept reformism. This is why only reformists use the image and will use it against any revolutionary sentiment
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@BLUNDERBUSSTED
๐๐„๐€๐’๐“ (in Montreal)
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This image has done irreparable damage to revolutionary forms of discourse, the goal is to silence, to get all revolutionary discourse to cease, and instead make us all accept reformism. This is why only reformists use the image and will use it against any revolutionary sentiment
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
trees acquire almost all of their mass from the air
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
Anybody else get that thing where you're about to fall asleep and still kinda feel awake but then suddenly realize that the thoughts you're thinking make absolutely no sense? Like, not even coherent. Very trippy.
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
@soft_fox_lad soft fox lad: I can easily think of situations where I'd choose a windowless bedroom all the commenters: you're wrong actually, I wouldn't do that ๐Ÿค”
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
I am flabberghasted every time I see one of these how the hell is 3 the schelling point what is wrong with all of you
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
8 months
@goblinodds I'm being oppressed (I wrote the note >:3)
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
figuring out the truth is good
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@sevensixfive
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6 months
"hey I wanna figure out the truth behind a thing" is like what an elementary schooler thinks that grad students are supposed to be doing. I hope this person grows up eventually.
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
@depthsofwiki "(similar wall pictured)" is killing me
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
8 months
anyway,
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
I don't know why I find this picture so amusing
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
5 months
probably its biggest flaw
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
heartwarming: local girl defies stereotypes by being kinda mid and unremarkable
@iamaheron_
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the problem is that i just expect trans girls to be cracked engineers, so when they start talking about super cool smart shit iโ€™m like โ€œyeah this tracksโ€ but if they were cis guys/girls iโ€™d be like โ€œoh my god youโ€™re the smartest person i knowโ€
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
the first night of vibecamp I moped in my tent and called my parents and cried for an hour and a half about being unliked and unwanted and I thought curzi's thread was fine, funny even, and that vivid void's qt wasn't I understand why he wrote it and what he was going for
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
people are saying this and that's absolutely correct I don't even care if she doesn't live deep enough in the sea for it to make sense
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@panchromaticity Would be a lot cooler if she was transparent and we could see her organs
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@RandomSprint
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"I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy." -Person who clearly has no enemies
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
8 days
thinking about getting into buying groceries, what are some good groceries to buy for a beginner?
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
explain your @
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
Honestly I can never remember which is the motte and which is the bailey
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
@a_musingcat if you're good enough at capitalism they let you do this
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
5 months
this is 100% correct actually
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The most intellectual response to art
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
ohhhh like, a shirt collar
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keta
1 year
> spotted him at the bar > fixed his collar > said โ€œoh youโ€™ve got no one to do this for you?โ€ > seven mins later he asked me out itโ€™s not hard friends
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
11 months
okay but like why ACTUALLY is the taboo on bestiality so universal and strong? where does it originate?
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
when will they invent a good vr game that isn't vrchat or beat saber?
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 months
๐Ÿ˜ณ
@sullyj3
โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–‘
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I've finally figured out the secret to cracking eggs properly. You just have to bang them way harder than I thought. I was always so delicate because I was afraid of them exploding everywhere
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
@NathanpmYoung not universally applicable, but it feels relevant here
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@NathanpmYoung
Nathan ๐Ÿ”
1 year
leftist transhumanists (TESCREAL) are coming and they won't stop until we have fully-automated luxury trans space communism
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
I know nothing about this stone but I'm always vaguely skeptical when archeologists say stuff like "we don't know what this pretty thing was used for but it was probably religious" like... are you sure it wasn't just pretty and rare???
@archeohistories
Archaeo - Histories
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In the ruins of Hattusa, once capital city of the Hittite kingdom, located near BoฤŸazkale in Tรผrkiye, you will find a beautiful green stone of serpentinite or nephrite (jade). No one knows what this stone was used for but it possibly had some religious significance, since it is
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
7 months
Mindset during 90% of flirting: I am a talentless worm. A fraud. They know it and they can smell it on me. Mindset during 15 minutes after receiving one (1) headpat: I am a world historic cutie pie. A titan of the cuddle puddle.
@opinonhaver
William B. Fuckley
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Mindset during 90% of job market: I am a talentless worm. A fraud. They know it and they can smell it on me. Mindset during 15 minutes after receiving one (1) email inviting to screener interview: I am a world historic genius. A titan of the mind.
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 month
who's the GOAT of tpot?
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
I wonder if the reason older people who are trying still often have so much trouble with using the right name/pronouns with transes is because they have no practice associating arbitrary usernames/pfps with people on the internet
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
fuck this noise I want a heavyweight Linux distro
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
8 months
got this ad on youtube
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
Looking out the plane window at the car-dependent suburbia and shaking my head so the other passengers know I disagree
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
4 months
@caesararum Yeah, one I didn't see mentioned is the roguelike Noita, where your character will actually throw up if you drink too much
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
dang... liked by the guy himself ๐Ÿฅน my life is complete
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 month
@___frye idk who that is
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
I don't get Baldur's Gate sure it seems good but I have no idea why people think this is the best thing since sliced bread am I stupid or blind? what's going on here?
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
Ughggggggggghhhhhhhhh
@Kyle_MD
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@panchromaticity If it makes you feel better, it's as fake as they come.
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
@___frye idgi there's no came in fluffer? what's the joke?
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
2 years
how do I explain vibecamp to my parents
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
6 months
@v21 I thought about it a lot after watching "Everything Everywhere All at Once" for the first time
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
10 months
@4confusedemoji @LinkofSunshine Iron Lung is very well regarded too, but I mean yeah it is not factorio
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Xenia ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž
1 year
men will literally point at cats and say "cat" instead of going to therapy
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