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Haryana, India
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जिस दिन पिता अपने बेटे को गांव से शहर पढ़ने छौड़ कर आता है,उसी दिन से वो बस अड्डे से घर तक 5 रू का रिक्शा लेना छौड़ देता है , पैदल चल कर घर जाता है ।
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@NavalGeekSingh One can support whatever country they like but not the enemy country. Pakistan is enemy territory as per sansad. Just the law.
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@drsdgulati @ShoneeKapoor Will see what you would tell when your son goes thru the same..easy to preach....the most unacceptable thing to a man is a cheating wife. I would kill my wife if she cheats me. And her bf...plain..call me orthodox but better to serve 5 years in jail than live in humiliation
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@paun007 @yajnshri Nope, you doesn't know the full storey, the reason why he was killed is because he made bhajans really popular, extortion money excuse is just a tool to cover up the main motive, protection money was never denied ...
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@nathandrake @noahkagan Nah. The page shows a ltd no of emails at one time, and ctrl + a would only select all that appears on screen not the rest....
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@Giridhar_Raju This is the sad state of affairs of our btech studies.6 lpa is 50k per month. This is a good package for someone 1-4 yoe who actually needs a job even in T1 city. Would you mind if i ask my acquaintances to apply?
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@ashwani_mahajan This will go down as one of the greatest quote of 21st cent. This is at par with "the least productive ppl are the most interested in meetings" @LifeAfterFI idk why i thought to tag u here, pls excuse me
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@protosphinx Exactly. The Govt does the same. Build roads and charge money for using it. The land owner did the same. Bypass as a service (BAAS). Had the land owner built a convenience store there and disguised his toll receipt as a parking fee, he could have bypassed the law. He still can.
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@SamSiff Honey singh had warned us" kuch fresh nahi milna"
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@NavalGeekSingh Bhai example de ra hu law ki term se.
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@cyb_detective Have used half these, our North American team would ask us not to rely on breadcrumbs and chainabuse....never gave a valid reason as to why
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@pandeymohitt They are doing chatayi on decent level, need to upgrade
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@RichaaaaSingh On a similar note " did all men decided to stop educating their wives"? Atleast apply the same logic to your arguments first. T
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@NikhilCh_ Potential Honor killing. Haryana police has failed to stop criminals
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@3vires "Last time sex" is very common. I can't tell you how many times I have driven my friends to hotel to get it. I always felt pity for the groom. Don't know why.
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@arya_amsha And hindus supported by sikhs
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@thestartuproad_ @IndianTechGuide This is Highway as a service. HAAS . Also this is not a fake toll. They created an alternate route on the land they own and charged for using it. Sounds legit to me. Their land, they are allowing people to pass thru it and charging rs for it. Govt does it too.
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@dmuthuk One score app is best for that. CIBIL plus experian score, gives you notification whenever the new report is ready, tell you what your credit limit was available when report was prepared, informs what hit and saved your score, tells if you have different address on Cc,loans
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@sharmasatyan its the "meko, teko" generation.....they hate words like ढ़, ड़,
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@paun007 @yajnshri yes right we may not know the truth now in 2022 but back in same year people knew the motive..it got fade away like many other cases ....
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@robotzindiskyz @KemsInsight Well he is right in this one, PPL have become obsessed with equipments than the training itself and combat sports/excercise is better than weight lifting, atleast one should learn combat sport once, He's got a point here.
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@cinematic_lines Why is there a watermark? Did you make this?
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@Dityavah She studied UG in LSR, Delhi Doing PG in chd is just a distance course
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@AprameyaM1 Hanuman chalisa par ahuti. ..wah
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@RichaaaaSingh the one which you don't have
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@jordanbpeterson @theJagmeetSingh @JustinTrudeau Ask him what he said during protests in India
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@VishalT92442012 @KirkLubimov @sheilawalker73 They would marrry their sistera if need be.
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@MercedesBenzInd @ArjunMaini @PMOIndia he deserves appreciate from you
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Meanwhile girls ask where are all the good men. Smart funny stable tall handsome rich men with no ex wives and kids. Well where are the big tits big ass perfect teeth neotenous face Asians.
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It’s over between us, she says. She’s mad about this thingagain. Where are the girls who don’t dredge up old shit. Just because it’s time; you haven’t fucked up in a while. Girls who don’t make you prove it. Girls want you to love them but not so much it’s clear they can do
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@DIXIT_G तभी तो सरकारी नौकरी को पसंदीदा मानने का भी एक कारण यही माना जाता है कि वहां आपको कुछ कम नहीं करना होता। श्रम से शर्म आती है यहां, बाहर तो बर्तन भी खुश होकर धोते है।
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@DIXIT_G भाई इधर तो अपने कमरे और अलमारी की जिम्मेदारी 8वी में ही डाल दी गयी थी। फिर मेहमानों की चाय, आटा पिसाई, लाइट-मोटर ठीक करवाना भी आगया हिस्से में यूनिवर्सिटी पढ़ने के लिए दिल्ली गए तो खाना बनाना, कपड़े धोना ,प्रेस करना भी आगया।
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@kalpitveerwal @imacuriosguy He maybe a billionaire or a trillionare but tell me when he can actually use that money to buy his childhood back.....
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@consultingcmdy KMPG is genpact in consulting when it comes to offer salary,in my instance they could just match what a start up had offered me and their selling point after that was you can google about us we are bigger than the other.....i laughed at their selling point.
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@AshokSGarcha @rawatpradeep319 Sikhs worhsip SGGS like a human being, even changes its clothes as per the seasons, fan it, isn't that a moorti pooja itself?
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@sidharthgehlot Bsdk AI generated hai, kal kisi ne rajsthan ke naam se chipkaye the
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@baiyanpuria Never played district, or even mela tournament, still people and even pm consider you an athlete, what a low standard for us. Sehrawat ko log jante nhi, ankit ko pm bulate h, then we ask medal kyu nhi ate
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@honeyviscous Twitter reads everything
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@dmuthuk You are right. We have 1 in my bed room. I visit hometown only for 2-3 days in 2 months. Parents don't sleep in ac aa they prefer to sleep with Windows open or in varandha with cooler& My mom wants to install 1 more ac in drawing room just for guests it is the new Water purifier
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@Trading0secrets Ofcourse you studied them after they gave such return.... Everyone can do that...
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@10KB44 @pandeymohitt Bhai Google karle, bc hum tere AI h kya
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@RichifyMeClub I think what he wanted to say is that his risk appetite is full i.e. His job involves 200lives at stake at once & he doesn't want an iota of additional risk i.e Markets/equity (other than liquid) as he thinks this may affect his performance as pilot. He knows his appetite.
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@LicypriyaK let them stay away from it. bcz when they start coming to the beautiful northeast they will make it as filthy as delhi and bombay. NE does not need validation from Bollywood. true nature lovers, traveler know NE. it just needs smart tourist some facilities not "A lot of tourists"
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@emzanotti @JeremyMcLellan haha, London is built on the looted money from india.
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@Sattu87486557 I like the "doxaab"
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@AshokSGarcha @rawatpradeep319 Sikhs have the portaits of Gurus at their home, in cars , as wallpapers in phones, isn't that moorti pooja ? Its just that sikhs do it in 2D , hindus do it in 2d and 3d.
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@codepetence Accountancy padh lo, real truth lies in the numbers
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@codepetence Bhai investment sari 1 sal mai absorb nhi hoti books mai, deferred capital expenditures hote hai..chutiya mt smjh hme..90%product made in china h
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@dharmicakaali Dont drag haryanvis into this
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@Garrett_Watton @Rainmaker1973 That's what Antonio must have said when his told him that affair was 60 years ago... You kept the letters, you kept the letter........
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@manisha18yadav @djkaroxx @kunalkamra88 i am a villager and have been to and spend nights in 90+ villages (sirsa+mansa+bathinda) in last 4 years (since my 12th) for Cosco tournaments. fighs and quarrels happen on some other issues and are reported to have happened on the religious,caste issues
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@MV088 @stockifi_Invest @RishadPremji Not for all verticals and horizontals and a lot of t&c.
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@IAF_MCC @IAF_MCC KINDLY RELEASE THE AFCAT 2 2020 ANSWER KEY ALSO. THERE IS VERY LESS TRANSPARENCY IN THE EXAM.
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@prvkhvr @kushal_mehra Lo bc ek aur virtual ladai....gay times ahead
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@FinestYew Some indian saree owner should gift her blue saree. She would look stunning
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@PaulSkallas OSINT Experts
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@Qid_Memez many parents won't even let me change the bank. idfc gives 6%, my parents are happy with 5.1% at sbi.
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@dmuthuk Yes muslim students from mostly j&k do go there for mbbs mainly
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@AMalligavad @MoHUA_India please take help of this man to rejuvenate lakes across india... @mlkhattar sir, this rejuvenation can help our haryana in many ways
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@trollove1 Whole of Dilli follows him
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@aranibasu21 There are pics of ndtv hosting its awards program in Rashtrapati bhawan also....but don't use them...u won't be able to digest it.
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@lporiginalg I think he is right, if he comes to this side of India, visit Haryana and Punjab, visit IELTS coaching centre there, he will come to know what practices go around here, what do these "Int'l students" actually do in their jobs, they claim to have done in India ...nothing...bogus.
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@Adityaaa_Sharma Could have gone for 2nd hand bike save money for education and other contigent expenses
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@Jashansingh204 @RajeshwariRW Aap mobile kam chlaya kriye, reality se apka koi vasta nhi dikh raha. " best among failed" category dikhaunga to apka gaand fatt jaega
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@Incognito_qfs Bc bholenath mehar kro, ye sabse secular muhavra hai
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@DIXIT_G अब कोई दिक्कत नही किसी भी काम में। इसकी शुरुआत सभी के लिए बर्तन लगाने और उनके बर्तन उठाने से हुई थी 6ठी में । 6ठी में हमने बगावत की कि कच्छा macho का पेहनेंगे, तो quid pro quo के तहत बनियान ओर कच्छा धोना भी हमारे हिस्से आगया 6ठी में।
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@randomrecruiter I am sure he has his reason, probably his presence is required at home more than ever.
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@buddhimedia We have been psyoped to produce less than 2 children. Government tells how many can we produce. The society, institutions supports this theory. Weak times ahead.
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@khurpenchh @Himanshutyg_ifs त्यागी सड़ जी से इंटरव्यू मे पूछा गया what is your sexual orientation? सड़ जी घबरा गए, बोले की मैन बोलें की वूमेन , फिर हपकपा के बोला छक्के हैं, तभी से 6 lessons about life बांट रहे हैं, ना 5 ना 7, पूरे 6
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@pandeymohitt Rajat ki bhi chatayi m Kami reh gyi
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@sansiddh @debarghya_das Not 50% seats you stats failed. 50% are reserves, rest 50% are open. So reserved fight for 100% (read it loud) and unreserved fight for only 50%
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1 Folks, it is just over one year since this photo of a dead terrorist being dragged by own troops went viral. Replugging some thoughts I tweeted on that, this day last year. Funny, how all that 'outrage' died in less than 48 hrs, no? Says a lot about the 'outrage' walas.
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@kaur_sawera Madam rehne do nagar kirtan ki pic bhi hai sbhi k phone mai
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@TheLalaJii Theek bat hai, na-shukare ki madad nhi karni chahiye
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@_ugra_ Bhai body ban na to alag bat hai... Shaqal hi kam umar ki ho gyi
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@AnandSi69187818 @arvindswach @shivkmishr @UPGovt @joerogan @myogiadityanath Uttar pradesh is flattened, one area of india very successful in controlling covid....what else do you need....?
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@the_lama_singh Guru's sardars are standing up against SGPC's Sardars
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@Observers_India @AdvBhupendraSP @rahuldev2 @Nidhi आवेदन किये बिना नौकरी मिलना वैसे ही है जैसे " 3,00,000rs has been credited to your account. Click the link to claim https.bts.osj." वाला msg
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@MartinxLuther What movie is that
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@haryanvipodcast Rors are more on the upfront tha jats
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@IAF_MCC @ShivAroor @ishkaranb @Swamy39 @rajnathsingh there has been 6 afcat since 2018 by cdac for afcat....but no answer key for any exam yet...they just tell the results which have a lot of discrepancy in it....students should atleast have an official answer key,.....but no...nothing is given...not even the question paper
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@biharigurl U actually can't crack a job, u can crack a job interview and "get "the job
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@dintentdata You have no idea how mis information has become a tool of war in this digital era. India is being defamed internationally by some powers. This is not a conspiracy theory anymore. I urge Indians who are in OSINT , cyber forensics, to fight this on SM. You have to save the Country.
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@ShivrattanDhil1 Pani mai shora hi bahot hai sir. Ab socho ki metal ka ye haal hai to apne shareer ke andar kya hua hoga
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@zhukov45 Not rakesh , rajender from najafgadh with creatine stored water and mass gainer in sticked in intestines.
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@Rainmaker1973 Green is 10, and the yellow is 15 kg, Rod is 20 kg, how is this just 75kg ?
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@AB27051992 @nandinisharma99 @itsshivamsaxena Bhai nasthe mai jinko bread psnd ho unke liye nhi h ye
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@Ridhi_sam_11 मादा को प्रसन्न करने के लिए अपना आधा एक घंटा बरबाद करते हुए दर्जन मर्द।
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@dmuthuk I also don't believe in bitcoin but i remember elon musk saying that " ppl shouldn't spend their savings in crypto bcz its uncertain, invest only when you have tonns of money" He has been given manipulation power by masses who react fast, and have less patience.
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@Bluntdeep My dadi in multan says: Pehle saal khatti ( loss) Dujje sal hatti ( no profit no loss) Trije sal vati ( profit)
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@mujifren Aunties: yahan se saman nikal kar wahan locker khulwa lo, khatam. Customer: yahan poore sal ka rent dia hua hai, wahan se dubara dekar kyun overlapping krun. What can you expect from ladies working in a bank
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@priyankchn Study btech for 4 years then history for 2 years then become a dist revenue officer & get to do the audit work then take an year leaves for preparation for improving rank....what a complete wastage of resources
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@DentesLeo Recording videos, playing recorded calls these are the lowest a man can do. Red flags in men. Be careful among your friends
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@TechnoFino Nope, Don't mislead. Start reading more books your reading and conclusion power is weak
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Sir te hai Ott Rabb di ,Shaunk sare End Rakkhe ne
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@gemsofcourts They fined bhushan 1Rs.
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@lporiginalg Indian this side, indians abroad need to stop wearing those pjamas everywhere, shave/trim more often and have a proper haircut more frequently and develop some muscle when i see pictures of my classmates living in US and Canada i fee disgusted, always wearing hoodie and pjama
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