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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

3 years

Paris Cafe. Disappointed that the waiter did not even bother with the certificate. I ate, I paid, I left.😭😹

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

3 months

Unpopular opinion: irrespective of the size of the firm/chamber, if your interns are working beyond 8 pm then it is your responsibility to arrange their dinner and commute.

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Mohit Pandey

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6 months

Shocking email sent by the CAM Partner (Competition Team) ridiculing their Associates. And of course one of them went ahead and leaked it. 🤣🤣🤣

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Mohit Pandey

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2 years

Life summed up in one response. @DrKumarVishwas 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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2 years

‘Vegetarian Patriarchy’ 🤡🤡🤡

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Mohit Pandey

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3 years

The best from @rickygervais !

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Mohit Pandey

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2 years

The only reason @indiankanoon doesn’t get the respect it deserves is because it’s free. Humans have a tendency of looking down easily available amenities.

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Mohit Pandey

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3 years

@AkhandaTripath1 @disharavii 9. The jail she was sent into

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Mohit Pandey

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1 month

Senior Advocate Raju Ramachandran takes a shot at the recent Senior designation list. Dayum! 🔥

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Mohit Pandey

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6 months

Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar – the greatest there has ever been or will ever be. ❤️❤️

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Mohit Pandey

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4 months

Saw a Senior Advocate using this in an arbitration. Intriguing stuff.

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Mohit Pandey

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11 days

Latest LinkedIn qualification dropped 🤪

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Mohit Pandey

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3 years

Upend their right to carry arms. It no longer remains a religious symbol but a threat to common man.

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Mohit Pandey

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5 months

Franck Muller is launching a Ram Lalla limited edition. #JaiShreeRam 🚩🚩🚩

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Mohit Pandey

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6 months

@itsAnushkaJain Very nice, shoot the messenger.

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Mohit Pandey

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6 months

I told my Tinder date about my obsession with humiliation and she turned up as a Competition Law Partner for our first date. 🥹🩷

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

28 days

Ask any Supreme Court practitioner across the political spectrum and you’ll hear them say I wish I could be as good as Dr Singhvi. His rates are far beyond justified. Probably the greatest lawyer of the 21st century. Man takes up lost cases and gets relief purely on his merit.

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Mohit Pandey

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2 months

🤪🤪🤪

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Mohit Pandey

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Justice Birbal

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

18 days

My greatest regret in legal life is not seeing Ram Jethmalani in action. In my first year of law school I begged my father to get me an internship at his office, even willing to carry the trays around just to get a sense of the legend. Fate had other plans. :(

Superastar Raj 🇮🇳

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Ram Jethmalani the best mind in criminal law giving lessons of law to Sagarika 🤣🤣🤣

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Mohit Pandey

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5 months

Finally the Arbitration Bar of India is being launched on 11 May 2024 with Mr Gourab Banerji, Senior Advocate, as its first President. Exciting days ahead.

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

6 months

Is there a single tragedy that hasn’t happened with my man? 🏳️‍🌈🦄

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Mohit Pandey

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6 months

#LatestLawFirmGossip : An Equity Partner in another T1 Competition Team slapped her junior. Firm is trying its best to suppress the news.

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

10 months

*with iPads.

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Mohit Pandey

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3 months

Was speaking to a Partner and he said they’ve started social media vetting of applicants after they found interns live tweeting office work. Firms are going to be more conservative with the advent of Twitter lawyers.

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Mohit Pandey

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4 months

Sibal saab ko SCBA me bhi jhatka na lag jaye. Two of his opponents have core vote bank whereas his supporters on Twitter do not even have SCBA membership. 🤔

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

2 months

@LawTodayLive But his website says he enrolled in 1984. 😅🤪

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Mohit Pandey

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6 months

People getting surprised at Mr Sibal’s quotes will lose their minds if they get to see this certain Senior’s charges. Hint: he’s London based and not HS.

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

4 months

You’ll waste your entire life in paranoia if you believe the State is after you, only to discover at the end that you were too insignificant for the State to even bother.

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

6 months

A lot of these ChatGPT lawyers will learn about contempt law the day one of judges decides to swing the hammer. Will happen soon.

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

28 days

Dr Singhvi ne last 10 saal me itna tax bhar diya hai jitne me log generationally wealthy ban jaate hai. 😹🫡

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

20 days

Kuch bolunga to vivad ho jaega

Bar and Bench

@barandbench

20 days

Senior Advocates should hire juniors via applications, interviews instead of networks: CJI DY Chandrachud Read story here:

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@kawal279 My two absolute favourites from Khadak Singh

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Mohit Pandey

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5 months

Yeah, we should obviously follow a religiously bigoted nation and ban everything. Let’s begin with the 🌈 first. The clownery is beyond redemption.

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

27 days

Babe wake up, 714 crores in taxes will not be paid by staying at home on weekends.

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

2 months

Maybe I’m super old school but the idea of youngsters referring to senior lawyers (45+) by their first name sounds so odd. Either use sir/ma’am or Mr/Ms/Mrs.

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Mohit Pandey

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20 days

Delhi High Court LRs have longer working hours than law firms.

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Mohit Pandey

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1 month

Everyday we realise the loss of a true visionary.

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Mohit Pandey

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9 months

@luna_del_reyyy Yeah, reverse the comment and we’ll see who ends up crying.

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Mohit Pandey

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1 month

Learnt today that a fancy Delhi Senior has this mandatory condition of spa cover in the hotel stay while doing out-station matters. And clients happily oblige. Bas isi level pe pohochna hai. 😹🤪🤞🏻

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

6 months

@ThePlacardGuy Another from the same handle. Hey @DelhiPolice @dtptraffic , are you seeing this?

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Mohit Pandey

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3 years

@RickyPonting @Zaffar_Nama Warnie, the finest captain to have not lead the Australian team. RIP Legend.💔

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@AdityaRajKaul Well done. No need to jump in a conflict where we have nothing to win and a lot to lose.

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Mohit Pandey

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2 months

In a world where there’s a law school at every 500 mtr., the only thing that sets one apart is the legacy of the institution. From publications to international clients, everyone judges (maybe rightly or wrongly) on the basis of your college.

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

6 months

If you’re in a car being chased by goons in a scooty or bike, remember your car weighs thousands of kgs. Use it as a weapon and ram it over. More so when you’ve a dashcam (to prove later that it was in self defence and not an accident).

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

3 years

Brilliant perspective. Kudos! @davidwarner31 @BoriaMajumdar

Boria Majumdar

@BoriaMajumdar

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Here is ⁦ @davidwarner31 ⁩ on ⁦ @imVkohli ⁩ serious words of appreciation. Says Virat is so good he has earned the right to fail on occasions. #BackstageWithBoria

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Mohit Pandey

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Law is one of the longest professions ever (people work till death that somehow comes very late for lawyers anyway). Any and all regrets of missing out can be corrected at any point.

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How does one deal with career regrets ? Should have done more? Should have interned there? Should have applied there ? Should have studied this rather than that ?

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

3 years

Law lesson 1: You can file a case (as a party and argue) without being a lawyer.

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Thank you #AirasiaIndia for a new career. As a return gift , I shall hopefully file my first Writ Petition against your unsafe practices. @AirAsiaIndia #LLB

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Mohit Pandey

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5 months

Do you pay your interns equal to what you charge clients for Supreme Court matters?

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5 months

Absolutely we will not allow chaebol’s and oligarchies to flourish . We will not allow 1% of Indians to hold 77% of India’s wealth. Jab Paisa bate Ek Samman Tabhi Hoga Bharat Mahan @Tushar15_

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Mohit Pandey

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1 month

Aamir Khan in the house! 🔥

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Perks of Gurgaon arbitrations 🤪🍻

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4 months

What a disgracefully pathetic thing to say! Let people have some comfort in life without being clicked by randos to be ridiculed on social media.

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Mohit Pandey

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The CORE Constitution Bench considering the validity of ‘panel of arbitrators’ concluded today. Let’s see which way this one goes.

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Mohit Pandey

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2 years

@Delhi_Sarcasm @MesutOzil1088

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Tejas Karia’s elevation would be a water shed moment for the arbitration community. But also means initial markup would be highly based on international arbitrations and not domestic.

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12 days

Only vampires at the Chandigarh Arbitration Centre today. Have been told off not to schedule hearings on Sundays anymore because apparently “Chandigarh has a life”. 🤪😭

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

3 years

@TweetinderKaul Well

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Mohit Pandey

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2 months

I love how Dr Singhvi is everywhere.

Abhishek Singhvi

@DrAMSinghvi

2 months

Mere money cannot buy elegance and sanskar… .clearly latter two infused in ample measure in Ambani wedding

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Mohit Pandey

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1 month

Be careful if you’re headed to the Supreme Court. Parking entrance is totally flooded (the water is deeper than what appears here).

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Mohit Pandey

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4 months

So many young lawyers/law students do not realise the opportunity cost of their vile comments. To cut-off generous chambers that can be of help in so many ways just for a momentary trolling is crazy. Khair. To quote a great man:

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Mohit Pandey

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2 months

Why are people in Delhi so confrontational and angry all the time. Thoda chill karo bhai.

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Mohit Pandey

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5 months

And just by everyone’s expression you know that this pup is going to have the best 12-15 years and these kids will find their greatest friend in this dog. Wholesome! ❤️❤️❤️

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An Indian family welcoming a puppy to their family.

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Mohit Pandey

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6 months

@RapperPandit That smirk on Sisodia’s face. Wonder if it’s still there.

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

2 months

Never skip the ₹200 odd travel insurance option you get while booking tickets. Took a bit of time but TATA AIG came through and paid. Covers the next outing. 😅

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Mohit Pandey

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5 months

An early career advice to young Twitter lawyers; make your enemies wisely.

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

2 months

An HC judge’s son is applying for LLM and the HMJ requested me to vet his son’s CV. It was so embarrassing for me to explain that I don’t vet CVs because of a random totka that reviewing leads to fight. I literally had to recount examples for him like some sort of evidence. 😭

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

28 days

Arbitrated the FDI Moot as a Presiding Arbitrator and I’m in awe of law students lately. They’re so smart, well prepared, and well read that they leave you wondering of the times when these kids will become lawyers and give us fight in courts. Super impressed.

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Mohit Pandey

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1 month

Humara kya hai, hum to billa utha ke chal padenge 🐈‍⬛ 🤪😹

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Mohit Pandey

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3 years

@barandbench Looks like the Judge delegated it to an enthu intern.

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Mohit Pandey

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5 months

Twitter lawyers taking their rants to the court and finding out real life consequences is my favourite genre.

Bar and Bench

@barandbench

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#Breaking "No one is above the law of the land or Constitution of India. He is in custody by virtue of court orders. " Delhi High Court imposes ₹ 75,000 fine on a law student seeking "extraordinary interim bail" for Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal. #DelhiHighCourt

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Mohit Pandey

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6 months

Someone needs to tell the Twitter lady lawyer/activist that LSE isn’t the brand she thinks it is (especially for law).

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Mohit Pandey

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The perfect weather

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Mohit Pandey

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4 months

Saw couple of local boys. They seem to be quite popular.

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Mohit Pandey

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2 years

Appeared in person before the HC after ages for an enforcement of foreign award. Surreal feeling. No place like the DHC.

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Mohit Pandey

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3 years

@Rebel_notout @theskindoctor13 @Hyundai_Global 7. “Everything is happening according to Mota bhai’s plan, he like Modi ji gives long rope to his enemies and uses the same rope to hang them.”

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Mohit Pandey

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4 months

Insta lawyers need to hesitate a bit

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Mohit Pandey

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2 years

@TTEcclesBrown @AldoButtazzoni If you don’t see an issue with it, you’re the issue.

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Mohit Pandey

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8 months

Well done, #Manupatra . 😻😻🚩

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Mohit Pandey

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4 months

Like ‘Make in India’, now “Arbitrate in India”. EAM Dr S. Jaishankar’s remark at the launch of the Arbitration Bar of India. @DrSJaishankar

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Mohit Pandey

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4 months

Absolute calmness at the Majestic Nadesar Palace which housed every big NDA leader till today afternoon.

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4 months

One with the Chief. 🫡

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Mohit Pandey

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9 days

Lawyers’ saviour 🫡

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Mohit Pandey

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3 months

@mxtaverse I would say European work culture. American is still brutal but you get compensated handsomely whereas European/English culture is far more balanced.

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

3 years

This is what #SachinTendulkar meant to all of us from the 90s. And it needs heart to do what #ViratKohli did. Emotional!❤️🥺 @sachin_rt @imVkohli

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

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Fell down while stepping out of the car at the Oberoi right in front of the clients. Chot to lagi he, but so embarrassing! 😭😭

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Mohit Pandey

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3 months

Purna Bahumat

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Niggas only be wanting 1thing and it start with a P 🤦🏽‍♀️😑

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Mohit Pandey

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@FinestYew Bomb blasts were the norm, and peace an exception.

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2 months

😭😭😭

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Mohit Pandey

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2 years

@banjolark @lackingsaint If I were to lose my pets like this, nobody involved would witness another morning.

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Mohit Pandey

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3 years

@cyberaki11 @ITLG123 @rxvaldo This needs to be said loudly, and twice for people at the back. 📣

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

2 months

Ranbir’s interview with Nikhil Kamath is too good. Highly recommended!

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Mohit Pandey

@pandeymohitt

3 months

Most of these fraudias will now head to Geneva for a Masters in International Relations and enjoy the European summer. Super pretentious bunch.

Maktoob

@MaktoobMedia

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Ashoka University students displayed pro-Palestine placards during the graduation ceremony, including posters that read: “Free Palestine”, “Stop genocide” and “cut ties now.” The students have been protesting Ashoka’s collaboration with Israeli institutions. Watch: