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@johnburk39 It’s amazing how capable and efficient the government is at all these nefarious things that people think they do and yet they are so piss poor at basically everything else.
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@MrFisterThe3rd Engaged for 3 years? 6 week vacation? Who are these people?
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@PGATUOR @ABC Jokes on you, millions of Americans didn’t even watch ABC before this…
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@EYakoby Destruction of property… lock em up. Protest all you want.. destroy shit, get locked up.
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@PGATUOR lol.. kinda dramatic.. wonder where he got that from.. 😅
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@cremieuxrecueil Couple small differences… minor details..
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@9mm_smg @YagilAlon lol… you don’t know history at all.. they were training women and children to fight in preparation for the inevitable land invasion. This is very well documented. The emperor mandated it.
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@PlanetOfMemes @unusual_whales Default on all of our debt.. completely topple the world’s economy… Real big brain stuff we have right here..
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@InternetH0F I stopped at mathematians..
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@PGATUOR Walz increased the tax on Zyn by 95%... Isn't that enough to lose every golfers vote?
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@PGATUOR He had to play golf as a punishment... Sounds pretty good to me.
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@CritStateTheory @MrFisterThe3rd Totally understand that.. but wifey wasn’t “taking a break” to go on a 6 week European vacation.
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@NUCLRGOLF @DBTTofficial Not all MAGA are LIV fans… but all LIV fans are MAGA…
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@business Nicola can fuck right off.
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Masking and Vaccinating children for Covid is the catastrophic culmination of the participation trophy era.
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Vax Passports/Proof of Vax puts those with Natural Immunity in a position where they feel they need to get Vax'd for the PAPERWORK not for the medical benefit.
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@hultin_james @MrFisterThe3rd Yeah… but you’re clearly a nice guy
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@RealEmirHan Diane Kruger as Helen in Troy.
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@ElonMuskAOC @Slow00Motion Are they not still tweets? Or are they posts? They aren’t Xs…
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@Daniel_Rapaport Scottie played awfully this week.. and he finished T2. That’s my takeaway.
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@GayBearRes That realtor is really earning their 3%… A wire takes like 30 mins max… get on the phone or go to the bank… do something instead of posting on fucking Reddit.
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@Appledaisy2 @MrFisterThe3rd One broad certainly was…
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@intshitass @nditsme @KINGGOATGOAT @ChucklesPhD @Itdjamari @jlynrp_21 Why only 5 minutes? They got all the time in the world..
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@NUCLRGOLF @NellyLegion Remember folks... never apologize for being fucking awesome.
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@KnicksMuse Brett Favre will do that..
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@PGATUOR Least amount of cleavage she’s ever shown in a photo..
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@ibie43 She doesn’t know what a financial analyst or a tech engineer is? Client needs better representation.. They are moving to work remote to be closer to elderly family. Sounds temporary. Approve them and be thankful for the easy transaction.
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@LouStagner Bet he wished he 3d printed a putter after that performance
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@NUCLRGOLF Once a month we get the same clip…
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@RepThomasMassie @MikeHowton I am really impressed you dignified this comment with a reply… But I guess it’s important to squash these thoughts early and often.
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@mrbarnicoat @Megatron_ron It’s not world war 3… it would be more like desert storm. There is a lack of appreciation for how utterly devastating our military might is without the use of atomic weapons. We show restraint every second of every day. Children thinking they can impose their will on giants
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@shinboson 31? My best friend just married a smoke show at 40. The kind of rich part helped a lot.
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@Daniel_Rapaport Wish you could see this unfold on television… it was the most awkward 5 mins of golf I’ve watched in a while.
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@tomgara @MaxNordau “What they mean is that I’m not senile, or hysterical, or a rube.” Gonna have to strongly disagree with that last one…
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@NUCLRGOLF It’s been a long time since we���ve seen the best in the world tested this way. It was refreshing.
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@PGATUOR I hate this question… He’s not there yet.. I remember watching Federer come up and start spanking all my childhood heroes. Then he won everything. But it’s early. If he wins another Major this year (or more)… we can talk top 10.. he’s 27. So much time.
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I am certain I will never see anything more ridiculous than a surgical mask worn over an N95 the rest of my life. And yet, it might be the most apt visual representation of the world we currently live in.
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@LouStagner Now let’s compare the course ratings…
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@unusual_whales So the estimate is that it will cost the fed 2 trillion to backstop the banks just to raise rates to fight inflation?
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@TweetsOfSumit Dark sky acquisition makes me never want to use an apple product again. The most perfect weather app created.. destroyed forever.
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@jmhorp @RyanRadia .... another failed product of our wonderful education system.
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@NUCLRGOLF @flushingitgolf @PhilMickelson Phil is gonna cry about not being able to play on the champions tour.. just you wait and see.
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@PGATUOR I played with Raymond Floyd a month ago.. he plays to a 2 at 81. He is incredible to watch… multiple major winner.. There is no fucking way..
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@charliebilello Health insurance never declined a single time for me when doing my company’s yearly policy renewals. Not once.
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@PGATUOR Capital One’s The Match… cancel the next debate..
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@heyitkb @oldscarf1stweek NC sends money to Ukraine? Didn’t we pass an Infrastructure act worth more than a Trillion a few years ago?
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@LouStagner The minute the fatal accident happened at their entrance the PGA of America needed to do more than send a text to the players. They needed staff at the gate working directly with local PD while in direct communication with inbound players. They’re responsible for player security
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@Samantha_SN1 Basically every single song from the 90s
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@CritStateTheory @RickyShahatty @MrFisterThe3rd She likely came home with big news that he was gonna be a father!
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@shinboson Wasted how exactly? .. that's not fact that's just opinion. We are both financially secure, but he is much better off not having had the same expenses I did the last 12 years. Given the past decade of economic prosperity he grew his wealth with minimal expenses while I spent it
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@SpencerHakimian They are exporting deflation… and it’s wonderful.
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@greg_price11 - his daughter was caught leaking government meeting and police info to protestors during the riots
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@realEstateTrent @HolisticAve lol.. cold is an understatement…
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@LouStagner If you’re willing to post it and drop your handicap.. then, absolutely it counts.
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@NUCLRGOLF @ShipSticks Calve high socks with crocs... not surprised.
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@LIVTracking @PGATOUR Did you just call bay hill a dog track..?
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@mdystroy I service 100s of print shops across the country and they were all bidding on counties absentee ballots. They were public bids awarded via RFPs.
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@shinboson I slept with a super model when I was 22.. Should I have married her? I sold a business when I was 27, should I have kept it? Life is about looking forward and focusing on yourself until you have a family to focus on as well. I don't wish to have anyone else's life because it's
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@TikTokInvestors Hot mom in a minidress.. hot mom in a minidress..
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The same businesses that jumped at the opportunity to use Biden's empty declarations as cover to enact their own vax policies are now asking for more time? Clear admission of the disruptive nature of the policy and their negative impacts on the workforce
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@sean_antrim @JoeBiden Imagine feeling the need to Hijack a message about children's lives being lost while attending school to protect your perceived fear of losing access to firearms.. Shameful...
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@DeItaone My wife and I weren't TRYING to have a baby...
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@McLeanGolf Newport… expensive and isolated
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@VladTheInflator We literally had no military back then.. highways didn’t really exist. We were a true free market capitalist society. Monopolies were everywhere… and were actually beneficial in the immediate term. States and people were more self sufficient..
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@PGATUOR Condescending af This is why people are losing respect for officers. This is like listening to a parent speak to a child.
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@MarioNawfal J Lo is the common denominator in lots of divorces…
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@visegrad24 Russia is doing so well it is buying arms from Iran and NK… and now it needs NK soldiers to help. Russia is not a superpower.
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We have a better understanding of the seroprevalence of deer in Iowa than human beings… Think about that..
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Iowa deer PCR SARS-CoV2 testing: April 2020 to December 2020: 33% positive November 23, 2020 to January 10, 2021: 82.5% positive
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@NUCLRGOLF Someone who’s name starts with “Sch”
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@iCyclone Katrina, Wilma and Rita.. Never forget 2005
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@prometheus233 @LindyTasteful Soon to be graduating to OF and posting pics from Dubai..
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@unusual_whales So… more engagement garbage.. super excited to see how much lower people can go for Musk Bucks
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@RayPetelinWx That chair has withstood the test of time.
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@HankHaney It’s weird seeing the same language used by the Anti-PGAT people as MAGA. Am I the only one that notices this?
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@NUCLRGOLF This is his form… he’s found it.
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@johnEiid @unusual_whales Our education system in America is horrendous.
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@bonchieredstate I can’t stop saying, “hot mom in a mini dress.”
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@SirJamesNiner @Osinttechnical Rocket fuel and cars… there is no damage elsewhere. No weapons cache… and no building collapsed from airstrike. Just a malfunctioning rocket
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@TheBongressman @nypost If you paid his salary to all the workers they would each get 10 extra dollars a year. Math.. it’s fundamental.
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@charliebilello I’ve been arguing this number for months… I keep being told it’s not about insurance rates.. but what insurance companies are paying for services. Whatever that’s supposed to mean? Sounds like margin expansion to me..
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@VladTheInflator Better way to look at this is that 5% has to buy 50% of the homes in the country to keep the flywheel moving.
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@NateSilver538 Billy Joel… Mark Messier. But probably Derek Jeter…
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@justin_hart @julie_kelly2 “We want all the tapes released!!” ….. Wait… not those.
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@Rene @mcuban Hey guys found another real estate guy that liked it better when the FED was buying MBS and rates were at 0! I'm sure the 8 trillion in spending and stimulus had nothing to do with it either. Imagine thinking those things didn't lead to the inflation we experienced!
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@ZssBecker @GRomePow “It’s fucking fine” needs to be said more often.. about a lot more things
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@oddthingsonline @sentdefender Show me some confessions where the prisoners are forced to say negative things about Hamas… I will wait..
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@RubinReport Did you discuss topics and talking points in group sessions with the team at Tenet..?
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@unusual_whales @elonmusk @paraga Twitter Acquisition is going amazing...
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@KnicksMuse We got ❤️
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@it_mma @sean33752489 @Biedaboo @cyberlife435 @mjaffee @MollyJongFast @davidfrum @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @RealAlexJones @megynkelly @RealRFKJR2024 @RealJamesWoods @hodgetwins @TateTheTalisman @Cobratate So we can control the weather and an assortment of other extremely advanced technology… but (I’m guessing) you don’t believe we can protect ourselves from the radiation of the Van Allen Belt… am I right?
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@gummibear737 If we ever get off this carousel.. The lasting psychological impact on people will be really sad to see. How will they ever function normally? It’s not our problem, but it still makes me sad for them.
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@PGATUOR Still cheaper than Five Guys..
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@KobeissiLetter Is viagra unhealthy? Because that’s what it looks like..
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@GRomePow @nope_its_lily Their parents left them their first home… and now they tell everyone “you can’t take it with you!”
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@SwissWatchGuy There is absolutely no way they can launch a coin without opening themselves up to scrutiny… Vast majority of coins are basic Ponzi schemes.. Very few have an actual purpose and development team..
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@NUCLRGOLF Impossible… This is an embarrassingly transparent lie.
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@Golf_Realist When you join Caffeine you are forced to follow one thing. You can’t view anything unless you do it. Caffeine claimed 300k viewers… per day. How is that possible when only 1.7k DLd and followed? Caffeine had 290k+ LIV fans hiding on their app? If millions watched.. where and
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@unusual_whales How long before JPM owns FRC? an hour?
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