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Duly elected Bongressman representing conservative Stoners across America • Marine veteran • Bongress is in session • MAGA!

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I'm a Marine so I'm going to say this. Most of you have an opinion on service members that is too high. A vast majority of those who have served did so behind a desk. Their jobs, barely different than most of yours. Their opinions, Just as shitty as the rest. They're just people.
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@nypost Here's an idea, dissolve the union and redistribute the union boss's wages to the actual workers.
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@greg16676935420 @KingJames Imagine being as rich as LeBron and complaining about your job playing sports ball that made you stupid rich.
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He's collecting them like Infinity Stones
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@AmyHockert This is like screaming Beetlejuice three times in a cemetery, only you've summoned someone much funnier.
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@jonbonjovi @KamalaHarris @Tim_Walz @BonJovi @thewarandtreaty @KamalaHQ You have never been less relevant
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@itisnoahhh @DiscussingFilm I have zero hope for the 3rd and may actually skip it.
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@seattletimes Cool! Can't wait to vote for him
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@nypost Because he did, he's the actual president.
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@greg16676935420 Are you kidding? It's going to be hilarious
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@Tfue You took more safety precautions in this photo than the entire production of Rust
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@gunpolicy This should be grounds for immediate disbarment. If you don't even understand the Constitution of the United States, how can you practice law in the United States?
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@nypost Take the pay off then out them anyway. NDAs don't cover criminal activity.
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@nypost Sure...
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@Timcast Your personal FBI agent hit a wrong button. I heard mine sneeze once while I was checking a voicemail. I think his name is Gary. He seems cool.
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@takefivecinco @kirawontmiss This is unfortunately exactly how it is. I've done this. This was me at one point.
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@stone_toss @Timcast It was meant to convince liberals that they're winning
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@palooza_lalla @nypost Ugly isn't a protected class 😆
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@fairygirthmther @eudaimonia_76 @Get_Round_To_It @DefiantWorld Those people are so insufferable. If animals weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made out of meat.
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@BreitbartNews If Kamala Harris started with 400 million she would have put it all up her nose
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@Rothmus Grok says yes
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@Rightanglenews Why were they having the kids share beds to begin with?
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@TheActMan_YT The only one politicizing video games are the hacks making them.
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@EURightsAgency @ILGAEurope @ILGAWORLD @TGEUorg @LGBTIintergroup @free_equal @EP_GenderEqual @equineteurope @OIIEurope When I'm the one doing the speaking I'm the one who will be doing the identifying. My eyes work just fine. I don't need input from somebody else on how to identify humans, I've been doing it my whole life.
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@geralt_of_rivi @nypost Ugly isn't a protected class
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@Asmongold @Mankosmash You weren't wrong though. Islam is an abysmal ideology and has absolutely no place in civilized society. No place where Islam exists as a rule deserves to continue to exist.
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@libsoftiktok Repealing don't ask don't tell was a mistake. Obama did irreparable harm to our military.
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@KING5Seattle True, because she doesn't have any plans for anything
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@fox13seattle We've seen the videos. Stop gaslighting.
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@OliLondonTV The gator thought the priest was there to bless his meal
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@nypost "Transit recidivist"
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@nypost Sometimes the trash takes itself out
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@OliLondonTV This seems like a strong advertisement for whatever brand duct tape he's using
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@ScottPresler @MrBeast You're barking up the wrong tree here Scott.
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@Dav3Marks @proserpinah @Zeyr_0 @SpartanX92 @imgoingtoduck @SwiftyTac . @BuckAngel is not on your side here and would agree with this statement.
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@komonews Stop painting gay shit on the roads
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@josh_seiter You were obviously trolling and it was bananas that society even questioned whether or not you were joking.
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@PoliticsOnX @libsoftiktok I wish it were possible to sue judges for obviously bad judgments
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@MostlyPeacefull Land belongs to whoever can defend it
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@nypost That's fine. The business world will just punish all Harvard students then. Nobody from Harvard gets a job until the list is released.
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@BreitbartNews She fed them everyday for 35 years. I'd say start by not doing that.
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@reddit_lies That's odd. I was reliably informed that Israel were the new Nazis. Who would have guessed that the actual Nazis were the ones who want to kill all the Jews everywhere this whole time?
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@akafacehots Honestly, that's government overreach. Capping interest rates at 10% sounds like everybody's going to have interest rates of 10%. My interest rates are low and I worked hard on my credit to ensure that I get low interest rates. I don't like this but it's still Trump or bust.
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@SourTim @greg16676935420 @KingJames Any sport involving a ball, obviously
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@Bit_Loud @DiscussingFilm @Wario64 The better plug into my TV and play Xbox games for that price
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@Rothmus I made my Marine Corps recruiter take off his dress shoes when entering my parents home all those years ago. I don't care who you are or how clean you think your shoes are, they come off inside my house or you don't come in.
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@OliLondonTV "natural"
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@takefivecinco @kirawontmiss A Marine never lies unless he does. But in this case I'm not. These are called squad push-ups.
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@Rothmus What happened is, for 30 years they've been shoving an upside down food pyramid in our faces and telling us to stuff ourselves with bread. Then there was the lie of seed oils and artificial sweeteners. It was intentional
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@MattWalshBlog Adults are also victims of this butchery. Doctors who do these procedures on the mentally ill are criminal. Nobody is trans. You don't treat mental illness by "affirming" the illness. It's sick we even need to discuss this.
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@nypost Why don't you guys care about things that matter? We have celebrities and politicians fucking kids, we're on the brink of world war 3, and the Democrats want to ban social media, but this is what you report on. Unreal.
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@nypost You spelled murder wrong
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@TwitRobbins @Rothmus Some people delete it
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@DefiantLs Newsome's favorite sex position
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@akafacehots @GavinNewsom Gavin was there
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@KING5Seattle There's nothing misleading about it. The service is free. You still have to buy the hardware. You guys are just fucking haters.
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@SenChrisLarson @MarchandSurgery You're a vile piece of shit. Leave the kids alone you monster.
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@MattWalshBlog @LorysStory My comfort matters first above all others
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@philthatremains @littul_j Refusing to answer only confirms you do
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@BreitbartNews Any man who feels shamed by this person is not a man
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@Grummz They keep thinking we're a minority, and then their game flops. How's that work?
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@gardnerjason26 @nypost The dude makes like 900k a year. Other Union executives also make very high 6 figures. For what? To hold the economy hostage? Him and the entire union chain of command can go and there would be so much excess money for raises or bonuses or whatever.
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@crwdedctrl @CptCaldwell @shaTIRED An American from Africa NEXT!
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@nypost Fans aren't divided. Fans are firmly on one side. Outright rejection. The cloners didn't make mistakes like this.
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@TribesBritannia @nypost You're soft
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@theJohnnyRust @TRHLofficial Safe for who? It's 100% lethal.
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@hulu Can we please stop putting awkwafina in things? Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. She's off putting and awkward. She ruins every movie she's in.
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@komonews Why do you need an ordinance to crack down on illegal activity? Just enforce the fucking law!
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@HazelAppleyard_ It's okay, but
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@TCSWashington *terrorists supporters
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@takefivecinco @kirawontmiss Marines.
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@AmyHockert Waterbed waterbed waterbed
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@nypost They're so desperate to get Trump. When Trump destroys Harris next month, I hope he unleashes the full investigative power of the DOJ on all of these treasonous scumbags.
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@UnderTheIceburg @Friended4Ever No fear of happening in the foreseeable future? If you haven't noticed, we are on the brink of world war 3 and our military fighting force is at an all-time low. You are incredibly naive.
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@OliLondonTV Islam is incompatible with civilized society. We need to stop pretending like it's a peaceful religion or that these people can integrate with Western culture
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@nypost I hope he becomes Chief... Executive officer of deadspin
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@DanReut @Timcast They told her to read this statement or she's going to jail for 20 years
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@seattletimes Oh man, it's almost like government intervention in the free market negatively affects everyone involved. Who could have foreseen this?
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@seattletimes That's because those of us who served in the military took an oath to defend our country against all enemies, foreign AND DOMESTIC
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@KING5Seattle Yeah, Washington also doesn't require lawyers to pass the bar. And now dental hygienists wont need to pass any clinical boards. Washington is turning into a state without professional credentialing. Every profession in Washington will soon be full of the unqualified and untested.
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@nypost That's the most extreme weight loss of all!
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@reddit_lies @Snowden Islam is cancer and exploding is the cure. I don't care.
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@thecjpearson I suppose the cop should have just stood around his car doing nothing. Or maybe they should have let him go so he can continue his insane speeding? It was a simple traffic stop, he was uncooperative. He was beyond just being an asshole. He escalated the situation.
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@DefiantLs Enjoys sex from this position
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@nypost "Read this statement or go to jail for 20 years"
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@BestBallJunkie @bennyjohnson At boot camp
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@seattletimes You mean Jimmy Carter's corpse?
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@DefiantLs The answer is Alex Jones Anyone not answering Alex Jones is, at least, partially incorrect.
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@amuse @DudeHowler The Nimitz has starlink. I live down the road from the shipyard. I've worked there, I know it's maintenance staff. I've been on the ship. I know that ship has no business still being in service. Our Navy is in dire straits. If only you knew how bad things really were...
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@SethDillon This is cause for revolution. Six members of the Court have just revealed themselves to be enemies of the Republic.
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@MostlyPeacefull I don't think they understand why we were watching. There's quite a bit of things I don't think they understand.
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@MrNixn @PicturesFoIder The struggle was when all the ports were white and were labeled with words instead of colors. Or like me, you're colorblind.
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@wampalia @dragonsayspuff @HazelAppleyard_ Literally all of society throughout all of time disagrees with you. But more importantly we all disagree with you here in the now. You're wrong. People who believe what you believe are wrong. We will shame people like you out of society. Get lost you degenerate fuckwad.
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@KING5Seattle "crimes" 🙄
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@Number10cat @GuntherEagleman @elonmusk Elon is literally the King of Mars. Some things are more valuable than money.
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@olkabolka17 @souparmonTN @MalesInDisguise I bet he found out real quick that lesbians don't like dick. It's kinda their whole thing.
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@ChrisVanHollen Marines are taught that everything is a weapon. So please explain what you mean by "military-style assault weapon."
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