Darren @_DL96 Twitter profile

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Darren

@_DL96

2 years

Lost me phone in town like a month ago, just got back into my iCloud to find out it’s went on holiday to Nigeria 😂😂😂

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1 year

Me dad passed away on Monday morning after a long and hard fought illness, and i tell you what, he would of loved that win, that one was for him, up the fucking toffees 💙

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3 years

I can’t believe the club I love went from fighting for Europe and not being able to afford Kostas Manolas for £500k to spending £500m and being in a relegation battle, what the fuck.

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@_DL96

4 years

@seanfromenderby @asandysmith @SkyNews I agree

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@_DL96

3 years

What a man me dad is yeno, knocking on 70, suffers from Parkinson’s, lost his wife of 23 years an still looks after 3 kids, always with a smile on his face, be lucky if I’m half the man he is.

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@_DL96

2 years

@bunmola2010 Can you point out the part of my tweet where I unfairly label or stereotype anyone never mind a whole nation 🤔

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@_DL96

5 years

Runcorn bridge it is then.

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@_DL96

3 years

Other lads girlfriend have dreams of them cheating, meanwhile mine…

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Darren

@_DL96

4 years

Fucking got the job didn’t I 👌

Darren

@_DL96

4 years

Hold the foot pics, 2 interviews in a week an I reckon I smashed them both, we move hez hez

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@_DL96

3 years

Creamfields day 1

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@_DL96

4 years

LADbible

@ladbible

4 years

What’s your hometown’s Cecil Hotel?

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@_DL96

5 years

People seem to forget he was having meetings about going to United while he was still at us, then when he went called our fans a disgrace, fuck him right off the little crab.

Everton Blue Army

@EvertonBlueArmy

5 years

Everton could reappoint David Moyes as their new manager. Farhad Moshiri has taken personal charge of leading Everton’s search for a new manager and he prepared an offer for David Moyes yesterday after Shanghai SIPG’s Vitor Pereira was no longer a target. (Source: @_pauljoyce )

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@_DL96

4 years

5 years today without my mum, 5 years and not a single hour goes by that I don’t think of her or wish I could just speak to her an hear her voice, losing your mum is hard enough but it’s even harder when she’s your best mate too, miss you my angel ♥️x

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Darren

@_DL96

4 years

People saying “whats the problem with £15 to watch a game of football, you’d pay £30 for a ticket” are clearly people who don’t go the game because 90% of the reason you go is for the experience especially away games.

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@_DL96

1 year

Me mum & Dad back next to eachother 💙

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@_DL96

4 years

Pickford

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@_DL96

5 years

It’s 2019 mate no ones arsed if you’re gay, straight, bisexual, transgender or whatever but when people start saying they don’t identify as any gender at all it’s just ridiculous, your either male, female or both but saying your non is madness an it shouldn’t be normalised.

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Darren

@_DL96

4 years

Just look at him, peaceful in the womb, doesn’t have a clue about Everton an has never seen sigurdsson play, I am jealous.

Han's Tours

@Hanstours

4 years

Our little baby boy 💙 Due May 2021

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@_DL96

2 years

Apparently me showing a picture of my phone being in Nigeria is somehow linked to me being xenophobic 🤔😂

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@_DL96

3 years

Do us a favour

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Darren

@_DL96

1 year

Like walking down the top balc stairs that

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@_DL96

9 years

@DC_LFC hahaha what booing a tele?

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@_DL96

5 years

There is nothing and I mean absolutely nothing worse than birds who don’t like football that come out the woodwork when there’s a big match on, go and do your nails or something.

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Darren

@_DL96

9 years

@LFCKOPVIEW @_Kayne1878 @jasonderulo to be fair your at a Jason Derulo concert so let's just leave it there

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Darren

@_DL96

3 years

Russian Hybrids I’m sure me bird does them in her salon

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Darren

@_DL96

3 years

They’ve just increased national insurance supposedly to help health & social care an now he’s saying you shouldn’t expect the state to help you, what 🧐

Alex Andreou

@sturdyAlex

3 years

Listen to Sajid Javid explain that the state is, apparently, not responsible for health and social care. If you're one of the 5.6m people on the NHS waiting list, you should try to get a hip replacement from an aunt, cousin or a neighbour. THEN you can try the gov't. 😱 #CPC21

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@_DL96

1 year

One last bevvy for me dad 💙

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Darren

@_DL96

8 years

Imagine going the polling station an ticking the box saying Conservatives, might aswell be ticking "Kill the NHS".

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Darren

@_DL96

9 years

Yeno if I take tennis balls and throw them on 21 minutes an no one else does an I get kicked out on me bill I won't be happy @EvertonArentWe

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Darren

@_DL96

3 years

Didn’t see all these people moaning about the away credit system when we took 600 to Sunderland in Martinez’s last game, only wanna know when it suits them 😂

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Darren

@_DL96

2 years

@kieran_MUFC18 Sounds like a good night mate 😂

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Darren

@_DL96

4 years

See you soon my love x

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@cinemashoebox

4 years

show me your favourite building in your city

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Darren

@_DL96

1 year

Let’s not spend the day reminiscing on what happened a year ago today please, it was celebrated at the time in relief and shouldn’t be missed or remembered as a good thing, it was horrible.

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Darren

@_DL96

7 years

Imagine going to work on the doors thinking "Yeah nice quite Wednesday night" next thing you know you've got an Italian in the tombstone pile-driver

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Darren

@_DL96

5 years

Fuck me mate you’d think the world was coming to an end the amount of people in the Asda before, people stockpiling milk like the cows take 2 weeks off over Christmas aswell.

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Darren

@_DL96

4 years

Work just text me saying I’m off till Tuesday night, Everton if your gunna win at Anfield now is the fucking time.

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Darren

@_DL96

6 years

Stood with the lads at the back off GT8 today, sound group of lads who are trying to make the atmosphere at home games better 👍

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Darren

@_DL96

5 years

Imagine thinking we wouldn’t appoint Hughes or Moyes, this is the same club that employed Sam Allardyce.

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@_DL96

5 years

Mad the way we’ve all just got used to the fact that we’re throwing bids round left right and centre for players when not too long ago we couldn’t afford £500k forKostas Manolas 😂

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Darren

@_DL96

4 years

Sad how many lads I know (me included) suffer with their mental health at times, I’m lucky that I can speak to any of my mates without being judged or laughed at and it’s the same them with me and sometimes just talking helps massively.

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Darren

@_DL96

5 years

Ooo you saucy fucker

Everton Blue Army

@EvertonBlueArmy

5 years

Richarlison on Everton potentially signing Ajax’s David Neres: “I’ve spoken to him about it already. I told him the doors are open for him there and that he could help us a lot. I hope he comes. He’d be very welcome there. Hopefully I’ll see him there.” (Source: Liverpool Echo)

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Darren

@_DL96

3 years

What u on about officer I’ve only had a couple.

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@_DL96

3 years

There is no fucking way when I have kids am I telling them about Everton, they can be into curling for all I care, save them the torment.

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Darren

@_DL96

4 years

Can’t stand little jobs worths cunts me, IDing me for a can of red bull when she seen me pull up to the garage in me car, only have to be 16 to buy one an I’m 24 years old ffs.

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Darren

@_DL96

9 years

@MarkthoMark not sure Lukaku wants to play in the championship pal.

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Darren

@_DL96

6 years

When the chippy says they've only got curry left an no gravy.

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Darren

@_DL96

9 years

How can West Ham fans try an banter anyone when they've got an actual machine that blows bubbles when they score.

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Darren

@_DL96

3 years

Got players at the club absolutely stealing a living an he’s getting told he’s not wanted, just fold the club.

Everton Blue Army

@EvertonBlueArmy

3 years

James Rodriguez on his future: “They’re asking me where I’m going to play. I don’t know. I don’t know yet. It’s complicated. Wherever I’m wanted. Someone has to be at a place they’re wanted.” (Source: Twitch)

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Darren

@_DL96

2 years

Been saying all summer “If DCL gets injured we’ve got no one who can go into that team and score goals” then whack few days before the season it happens, if I knew this would happen so did the club an still they’ve done nothing.

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Darren

@_DL96

2 years

@Stargir10461711 @bunmola2010 I don’t know how or why my phone ended up where it ended up, I clearly stated I “lost my phone” an when I checked location it’s in Nigeria, I didn’t once say a Nigerian or anyone stole it?that’s just where it is now.

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Darren

@_DL96

2 years

I agree but can anyone tell me why he jumps about half an hour to early for every header?

Thomarse

@efcthomarse

2 years

People slagging off Calvert-Lewin after what was his first start since the 22nd of May, go and take your head for a shit, will you.

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@_DL96

1 year

Some gaff that Ushuaïa

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Darren

@_DL96

4 years

10A is the roughest bus in Liverpool, no debate.

joel

@joeloneill011

4 years

Hate this 10a me yeno swear someone’s got on Eddie mac

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Darren

@_DL96

4 years

Walking past the chippy on goodison road thinking why the fuck would anyone que that long for a scran

FootballJOE

@FootballJOE

4 years

What's a very particular detail/memory about matchday you especially miss? 😢

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Darren

@_DL96

9 years

@SkySportsNewsHQ Yeah think the kids are getting the slipNslide out in my road tomorrow

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Darren

@_DL96

7 years

When Kone come on today I was that shocked I tried to convince myself Lookman put on the beef.

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Darren

@_DL96

4 years

@78Owen_ You on the cash builder

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Darren

@_DL96

5 years

Who the fuck are the 4,432 tories in Knowsley, name and shame them all fucking horrible twats

BBC Election

@bbcelection

5 years

Knowsley: LAB HOLD #BBCElection #GE2019 . Full results:

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Darren

@_DL96

3 years

Anyone who knows Shaun F knows how much he loves this dog, I only met him once an he did scratch my car but it was my fault because I just wanted to stroke his big fluffy head, the big fella will be missed ❤️

Shaun F

@Shaun_F98

3 years

So it’s hard to come to terms but tomorrow is the dog’s last, today, Diesel’s had chicken for lunch and beef casserole for tea and tomorrow is a big juicy steak. Hopefully, one last small walk if he’s able💙

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@_DL96

3 years

Hahahahahahahahaha

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

3 years

Woman's 'childish' dinner sparks debate as people say it's worthy of 'divorce'

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@_DL96

3 years

Going from seeing me dad be quite a big strong fella to having to be pushed round in a wheelchair is tough to say the least.

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@_DL96

4 years

Us with doyely on the coach trying to fit him in the overhead spaces when we’re all pissed

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Darren

@_DL96

3 years

2 years without Mark, a man who in such a short time had such a big impact on me, always looked after me when I was going through a tough time in life, think of you always and miss you everyday mate ❤️

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@_DL96

2 years

Boris has got Nadines nudes

Rt Hon Nadine Dorries

@NadineDorries

2 years

The PM’s priority is to stabilise the government, set a clear direction for the country and continue to deliver on the promises he made and the British public voted for.

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@_DL96

4 years

Me dad has never text me in his life so imagine how confused I was when he FaceTimed me of his new IPhone 😂

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@_DL96

4 years

Gotta respect the dedication, from a safari park fan.

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@_DL96

3 years

When your a kid you don’t imagine at 24 you’d be sat at 1am eating a Tesco meal deal in a freezing cold warehouse in Warrington but here we are ✌🏻

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@_DL96

4 years

“Lads probably talk about girls an tha in their group chats” @Shaun_F98

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@_DL96

8 years

Why would there be Evertonians at a Liverpool vs Sevilla match

ITV Granada Reports

@GranadaReports

8 years

"See any Evertonians here?" Liverpool fans have fun in Basel

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Darren

@_DL96

2 years

Palace away then 🔵

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@_DL96

3 years

Let’s goo 🕺🏻

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@_DL96

3 years

6 years since I lost the most important person in my life, not just my mum but my best friend too, not a second goes by where I don’t miss her an i’d do anything to see her again 💔

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@_DL96

4 years

Hold the foot pics, 2 interviews in a week an I reckon I smashed them both, we move hez hez

Darren

@_DL96

4 years

Starting to think about selling foot pics disguised as a bird at this point ngl

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@_DL96

4 years

Me having a good time in the boozer with all me pals but then realising I’ve gotta watch Everton play for 90 minutes

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@_DL96

4 years

2 footballs fans visiting Swansea (1967)

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@_DL96

3 years

The gang

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@_DL96

5 years

The comments on this are the exactly what’s wrong with this fucking shithole of a country.

LADbible

@ladbible

5 years

This paramedic's entire street came out to applaud her before her shift began 👏🏻👏🏻

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@_DL96

2 years

That Tomorrowland ticket sale is a myth.

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@_DL96

3 years

Looks like the bombed out church around 4am on a Sunday morning

Roy

@badwool9

3 years

Britain follows where America leads.

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@_DL96

2 years

Swedes 2nd time round was just as heavy, ADE soon 😎

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@_DL96

9 years

Mad to think people have been going the home games for 138 years and haven't had to watch the shite we've had to this season.

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@_DL96

4 years

At this point I’m not even arsed about the pubs an restaurants, OPEN THE BARBERS

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@_DL96

4 years

I love cake an all tha but if I go to plug me ps5 in and it’s a fucking victoria sponge I’m throwing digs

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Darren

@_DL96

2 years

Belter that 👏

A View From The Bullens

@thebullensview

2 years

With the help of @bierkellerLVPL , we are absolutely delighted to announce that we are helping fellow blues travel to Elland Road at the end of this month by paying for the costs of a coach with @Hanstours 🚌 A massive thank you to our Patreon members for making this possible 💙

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@_DL96

8 years

@Everton nah youse are taking the piss now.

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@_DL96

8 years

Sorry Everton can't have stadium in town because Liverpool fan Mike from Essex who's never been a game said town will be too chocker.

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Darren

@_DL96

6 years

Everton Vs Porto 🇵🇹

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@_DL96

4 years

Should of just left the fucking boozers shut, brown bread here.

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@_DL96

6 years

Portugal on Friday to watch the blues ⚽️

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@_DL96

4 years

Paige trying to do daft tik tok trends on me while I’m just trying to relax

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@_DL96

4 years

What time does heaven shut?

Leah

@LeahAgainAgain

4 years

You ok hun?

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@_DL96

9 years

Not 1 single paper, not even our city's own paper saying anything about Martinez, we've won 9 games, not even reached 40 points ffs!

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@_DL96

4 years

Boss day with the firm 👌

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@_DL96

4 years

Catch me singing sea shanty’s later on

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@_DL96

3 years

The @Hanstours coach at Leeds because everyone’s forgot how to act on an away day.

HLTCO

@HLTCO

3 years

Morning all.

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@_DL96

4 years

Remember Axwell Ingrosso played you’ll never walk alone at the end of their steel yard set, never seen a mood of a place change so quick in my life.

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@_DL96

3 years

A date with a view (talking about Paige obviously)

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@_DL96

4 years

In bits at what me brother does to his dog because it hates fireworks 😂😂

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Darren

@_DL96

4 years

Had a belter few weeks yeno there yeno, Ingelton falls, The Lakes, Chester Zoo, Houghton Bottoms, Marks night on Friday, shows what happens when you surround yourself with positive sound people 👌🏻

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@_DL96

7 years

DLDK have had a shocker with knife party there, just give @ThirdPartyLive a 2 hour set 🕺🏻

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