Rose Callaghan @operation_rosie Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Rose Callaghan

5 months

I'm not sure if Gen Z's have educated themselves about this but as an elder millenial it's my job to pass down wisdom: the craziest development in recent royal history is that Prince William used to be the hot one

1K

11K

188K

Last Seen Profiles

@EsraTurgay18

@danieltcorp

@LythKhald88111

@dkpublishing

@ra1x_x

@UlhaqAmir58863

@Allen_Stout

@poutymiason

@iHeartAmerica3

@CosplayMaruHo

@xxxJillianrose

@DeltaScorpii

@xoanggell

@jammyjays

@Inklingss

@SauaschM

@VigneshSs152351

@Lucci_NFR

@ProsperPlano

@LizLynx

@_meezo_999

@e_fi96f

@esa_brujita

@alnajm35

@HeadleyParkPrim

@russkialman

@Klasnyxie

@Astro_Alex

@FCB_PANDA

@nothingfaiis

@MutantHounds

@rt2born

@CharliePeanutss

@Goldjp

@noe_RRRl

@cukienaknikmati

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 months

Like are you KIDDING ME

85

639

24K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 months

Another option

95

253

21K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 months

Can you imagine if there was an American royal family? They would all have veneers, nose jobs, botox, fake tits and the most expensive hair plugs money can buy. The British royal family won't even get braces

112

417

18K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 months

He was serving non stop and then he started doing this

124

250

13K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 months

I think I've figured it out. He just needs to stop trying to smile. Brooding and serious is the only way to go.

118

95

11K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 months

@davo77 The Prince Charles genes really kicked in with a vengeance

30

75

10K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

Reception at my GP's office dropping truth bombs

81

3K

9K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

@laurenybonner OMG YOU TOO??

26

45

5K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

i emailed asking for a bit of help with the rent because i have zero income and my boyfriend has had his hours halved & our property manager just got back to me & said our landlord is "is happy to help" and has decreased our rent by 100 bucks a week for 6 months 😭😍

88

235

4K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

lets move Australia Day to the day that they reopen pubs

27

330

2K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 months

@GathaAnny We stan our rosacea king

5

6

2K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

1 year

A very competitive field of Gold Logie nominees but my heartfelt congratulations go to noted racist Sonia Kruger #Logies

233

298

2K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

i would love to be a jogger but what i've learnt from tv is that means I'll discover a dead body which would be bad so unfortunately my hands are tied

41

106

2K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 months

@rAdelaidegrl This is insane

2

2K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

Is anyone keeping track of how many Melbourne Comedy Festival shows have been cancelled due to covid? It's absolutely insane. Maybe someone in the media could, y'know, write something about this? Independent artists, producers and venues have lost so much money

61

238

1K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

11 months

i feel like the article could have mentioned that the poor me AirBnB single mum with 3 investment properties also owns a company that provides laundry services for AirBnB owners. so like, if people stop having AirBnBs she will get less money. but that's just me.

Jess Lilley 🍉

@lilleyjuice

11 months

“I’m not rich I simply own three investment properties in some of the most expensive locations in Victoria on top of my primary residence.”

53

134

1K

11

275

1K

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

breaking: i have tested positive for the cumronavirus

69

8

950

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

Oh my GOD look at my baby

54

5

953

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 years

Sydney Stack doing Carl Barron 😍

33

70

859

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

crossing the floor against my home state of Victoria to say: the schooner is the perfect amount of beer. Not so small that u have to get another one 5 minutes later & not so big that it gets warm. simply an ideal quantity of liquid. there will be no further questions at this time

39

21

799

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 months

i'm addicted to roasting men

7

19

755

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

My deepest apologies for not posting for 2 whole weeks. I hereby announce i'm no longer 1 billion weeks pregnant & have completed my baby. His name is Freddie, he's 12 days old & he received an APGAR score of 9 which means the medical community deems him 2 be a high quality baby

72

3

727

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

perfect father's day photos don't exi-

12

11

626

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 years

This girl is everyone who decided to punish themself by watching this television program #QandA

32

86

552

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 years

The guy across the way is practicing sword fighting again. My boyfriend has seen him before but never in full daylight - "i knew he'd be a white guy with a beard"

27

29

538

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

Just me hanging out with my BABY THAT I MADE

14

3

551

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

1 year

Ok I'm watching the logies and karl stefanovic is about 12 merlots deep and made a weird cocaine joke about kochy that totally bombed and then they crossed to kochy and he was throwing absolute daggers but not in a joke way. How is this awards show consistently so awkward #Logies

16

12

545

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

Mum just called me on my mobile to ask me what my mobile number is. How do boomers survive on a day to day basis

47

8

533

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

@Brocklesnitch having sleepovers with the girls and watching the Hannah Montana movie is famously alpha

1

6

511

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

this king also put in an aircon unit in our apartment AFTER we signed the lease #NotAllLandlords

3

10

516

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

this line has broken my brain "Coalition and Labor governments have awarded Sarina Russo Job Access more than $1.8 billion in contracts since 2006". anyone who has interacted with Sarina Russo Job Access/ANY job network knows they're useless & punitive

Sussan Ley travel scandal: Who is job queen Sarina Russo?

When it comes to the employment and training sector, the names do not get any bigger than Sarina Russo.

www.smh.com.au

47

312

498

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

@GQuattromani @samanthamaiden the purpose of superannuation and the many tax breaks it provides was to prevent seniors being reliant on the age pension but go off

2

3

497

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

1 year

Deadloch is incredible. the ongoing references to Amanda Palmer, the mention of Anko in the first episode, the CPM rate (times the word "cunt" is said per minute)... It's just outstanding, despite how offended I am by what's insinuated about people who read The Barefoot Investor

23

24

478

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 months

@AdeleKThomas I was obsessed

9

0

474

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

what does Gorman have against women with waists

42

3

461

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

8 months

My local member @joshburnsmp has not only publicly said he's against a ceasefire, he's turned off comments on this post about being in Israel right now on a little trip with the Israeli government. Big call by a man who won his electorate by literally a handful of votes.

53

127

454

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

Bella really bringing the Abbie Chatfield furious energy and i respect that #TheBachelorAU

5

13

434

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

6 years

Salt has been too cheap, too convenient and not nearly wanky enough for far too long

24

80

407

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 months

@thebigjohnnyd You're welcome

2

1

423

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

10 months

after 3 years in Melbourne nick has finally learnt that we don't store the heater away just because there has been 2 weeks of warm weather. no sweetie we don't put the heater away until the Australian Open is on.

7

10

396

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

My Plans The Delta Variant

6

28

390

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 months

@RosscorpLtd @rAdelaidegrl No something happened to the jaw line. He needs to shave his head for starters. Then we do masseter botox, buccal fat removal... Sorry I've been watching too many celebrity before and after plastic surgery videos

4

0

376

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

You: learning how to make sourdough from scratch Me: trying to get into smoking weed at 37 years old

11

5

353

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

1 year

The boy comedians almost went looking for me last night because i went to the toilet for like half an hour & they thought something was wrong but i was being given compliments by these 20yr old girls in the bathroom who were obsessed with me & i was busy doing slut drops for them

8

5

335

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 years

when you've got to do a telly interview on the way to your job at sovereign hill

12

18

300

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

this is Australia's largest ticketed cultural event and neither state nor federal government seems to give a fuck that it has been completely ruined by covid. its all theoretically back to "normal" but i don't see how artists can justify taking these financial risks not to

4

35

310

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 years

I did an audition today where me and a stranger had to pretend to be old gal pals catching up over drinks and the other girl blocked my suggestion of pouring her a wine. Imagine being such a square that you're saying no to an imaginary glass of wine being mimed at you

5

9

295

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

6 years

Big Boomer Energy is demanding you get rid of your stuff out of their house because they have "no space" when they have 3 spare bedrooms, 2 sheds and a home office with a filing cabinet exclusively for electricity bills from 1997.

8

37

276

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

I call this masterpiece "39 week pregnant egg on 36 degree day"

15

3

282

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

6 years

when you're rebranding from mummy blogger to alt right but also want people to know you have sexy legs

15

36

266

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

6 years

A terrible thing has happened. The Sydney Morning Herald published my semi-serious opinion piece about ADHD. Read if you like, but be warned - i become more powerful with every click.

Watching Hannah Gadsby I had a light bulb moment

At 32 I was diagnosed with ADHD, a condition I share with the most talked about comedian in the world.

www.smh.com.au

18

61

256

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

6 years

did everyone forget about azealia banks homophobia, racism and chicken slaughtering closet just because she ragged on Grimes and elon musk for tweeting on acid? lol

24

38

226

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

if the fitzroy community school outbreak has taught us anything its that gentrification/rising rents has meant some renters have no choice but to start a school in their dilapidated nth fitzroy townhouses, charge $10k a student & become a tier 1 covid exposure site. in this essay

5

29

237

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

Sorry but you can't just introduce some random steampunk guy and not give him screentime so he can explain himself #BacheloretteAU

11

15

240

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

Me to my baby when he's crying and i'm hungover:

3

4

232

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

@morgan_sung @PollyMaeve i don't think the irwins had a choice tbh

1

0

231

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

Sorry am i having a stroke is Zoe-Clare saying that the only brown girl on the show persecuted her because she has red hair?????? #TheBachelorAU

6

14

217

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

1 year

my deepest apologies to all the white supremacists in my replies saying she isn't racist because Islam isn't a race. NSW Civil & Administrative Tribunal instead said she was "vilifying" and "encourage hatred towards, or serious contempt for, Australian Muslims". my bad!!!!

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

1 year

A very competitive field of Gold Logie nominees but my heartfelt congratulations go to noted racist Sonia Kruger #Logies

233

298

2K

9

21

213

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

7 years

Done

4

35

208

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

mention the massive amount of time dedicated to writing and working up a new show. there's also been venues that closed after getting fucked over by the first wave of covid in 2020 - as if they are going to come back again after seeing what has happened this year

3

17

204

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

1 year

3 incredible facts in this piece: - Ben Roberts-Smith's dad's name is Len Roberts-Smith - his mum and dad also love suing people - his mum's name is Sue

Defamation runs in the Roberts-Smith family

In 2013, Ben’s mother Sue Roberts-Smith launched defamation action against a colleague at Perth’s Swan Valley Anglican Community School.

www.afr.com

9

29

201

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

1 year

I remember one time i was away over new years spending an hour and half staring at my phone so I didn’t miss my Centrelink phone appointment. I only figured out they weren’t going to call when I got a text saying my claim was rejected because I missed my phone appointment

jeremy poxon

@JeremyPoxon

1 year

just a great government service we have here

15

86

420

11

50

202

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

As we are seeing on this season a key part of being bisexual is having incredible taste in women and extremely average taste in men #BacheloretteAU

2

19

191

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

They really don't need to go on about him being a pilot. They could just say "jimmy's parents are fucking loaded and own prime waterfront real estate and he's got a decent face" & i reckon everyone would still give him a go #theBachelorAU

4

3

188

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

Happy 3rd birthday to this tweet 🥳

3

10

182

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

i'm bawling!!!!

2

1

176

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

Laura *has* to be an actor. From Perth and never been to bali??? Bali is basically a suburb of Perth #TheBachelorAU

1

6

171

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

6 years

Caleb Bond is fucking reviewing Adelaide Fringe shows for the Advertiser and my friend got a bad review and i know that's bad but getting a bad review from Caleb Bond is the funniest thing in the fucking world and the most comical example of non arts journos reviewing arts

19

35

163

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

Sorry dogs i'm off the market

11

0

161

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

1 year

Can we cut back to Julia Morris for more facial expressions reacting to Sonia Kruger winning please #Logies

9

8

160

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

@PatrickLenton @laurenybonner wait till Sam Rockstar finds out about tiktok

0

144

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 years

If you've never worked in an outbound call centre or a charcoal chicken you're part of the 1%

20

11

148

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

this is probably a good time to thank @katemclennan1 @jbrookfield @tomdickins for writing me referral letters that helped me (after 5 goes) secure a $5,000 grant that has totally saved my ass this festival. thank you to @Creative_Vic & @RegionalArtsVic for giving me the money🥰

0

6

148

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

I usually like Matty J & Laura but this video on ig really pissed me off. Sorry but men should know how to look after their own kids. This is actually an accurate representation of the unequal split of domestic labour in most households. Joking about it keeps us all in the 50s

13

4

144

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 months

so the audience member who called Paul Currie antisemitic for waving a Palestinian flag at his Soho show in London and did a billion media interviews which subsequently got his entire Aus tour canceled...his ig bio is "proud zionist" & linkedin says he worked Israeli intelligence

2

47

139

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

Hearing word that cops will be fining people who are having illegitimate picnics. Picnickers will be fined $5k if not in posession of 1 of these items: -Hummus/tzatziki (chris's dips/swan brand) -Wheel of brie -luke warm sparkling in plastic cup -sakata crackers -ham (coles deli)

2

13

142

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

"It's a pleasure to be on Today Extra. It's always been a dream to be on Today Extra." The @AuntyDonnaBoys press junket has begun and i'm here for it

1

3

134

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 years

Um Melbourne there's an accused murderer on tinder in case you needed another reason to delete it for the 800th time

rosey posey

@roseysoho

5 years

Remember Gable Tostee? The guy involved in the tinder date balcony death? Well he’s on Melbourne tinder now going by the name Eric. Go figure.

74

516

755

7

54

128

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

@DocAvvers oh that's very kind of you to say. i don't begrudge people not coming!! it's completely understandable given how its ripping through the community. i'm just shocked that everyone is pretending we're fine now and we don't need to control the spread.

4

3

133

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 months

Do reviewers of comedy fest shows ever think maybe it's not fair or nice to give really mean catty reviews to newbie comedians just starting out? Imagine you go to do your first tennis lesson and suddenly ESPN are coming down to commentate on your terrible backhand

6

9

131

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

@_Ringtone__ @idiosyncronaut @laurenybonner omg please no make it stop

0

117

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 years

if satan himself picked his own #QandA panel it still wouldn't be as bad as Jordan Peterson and Van Badham going head to head tonight

6

15

124

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

2020 enough is ENOUGH #BachelorInParadiseAU

0

9

128

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

My very advanced son has taught himself how to smile. Confirmed genius baby

6

0

126

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 years

Finale week is savage #TheBachelorAU

0

11

129

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

6 years

it's weird the things that make you homesick

Docklands News

@Docklands_News

6 years

Another victim for the Montague St bridge.

12

18

39

3

5

124

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

Brooke single handedly reviving the franchise #BacheloretteAU

0

6

117

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

i feel so much less stressed knowing all i have to do early next year is have a baby instead of doing the melbourne international comedy festival

6

1

118

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 months

@geraldinequinn Rangas are like a fine wine

1

117

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

1 year

@fart Listen to this cunt [friendly and welcoming voice]

0

1

111

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

@saraschaefer1 in Australia it's just "pre drinks" which is obviously then shortened to "pre's" by some groups of younger women

2

0

116

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

5 years

lol the ABC chose to name the #QandA episode on youtube like this

15

18

104

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

i would like to formally apologise to any room runner i have accused of booking an all-male lineup just because the gig poster had photos and names of 87 men on it & no photos or names of non-men. It was very silly of me not to notice the words “and more” and i am deeply sorry :(

2

7

117

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

1 year

@JeremyPoxon doesn't know how to say "NAIDOC" but i bet she knows how to write a government tender for Indigenous employment services $$$

4

5

112

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

Wearing this t-shirt but writing this article... that's leaning in baby

Parnell Palme McGuinness

@parnellpalme

3 years

Grace Tame’s tenure as Australian of the Year began with a roar and ended with a whine. A little more civility would have elevated her disobedience. My thoughts on the Australian of the Year’s exit interview behaviour.

215

33

257

2

7

112

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

I Got Bumped From The Lineup So Dave Chapelle And Jeff Ross & 2 Other Random Comedians Could Talk Shit About Asians, Women, Trans People & Lesbians And All I Got Was This Pic With The Drummer From The Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

2 years

it was dave chapelle and jeff ross obviously

2

0

9

25

11

108

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

4 years

Have you guys heard about these things, babies?? They're very cute, highly recommend

9

1

107

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

7 years

It's offensive when people say depression can be fixed by exercising. Everyone knows a big poo is the only cure

4

14

97

Rose Callaghan

@operation_rosie

3 years

in hell you always have 6 audible credits you never use but keep paying the monthly fee because you don’t want to waste your audible credits that you will never use

9

6

107