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Doctor, Vegetarian, Concert Addict, 🇧🇷/🇳🇮 Living in Chicago (He/him/they)

Chicago, IL
Joined August 2009
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@omfgcows
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10 months
@Afrodyte87 one again managing to make me look better than I do. She's the best.
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@omfgcows
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Ludwig during the show
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ludwig from video games
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everyone got really loud everytime he called drake a pedophile
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@hasanthehun Man's unironically is the sickos meme
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@fr0gan This feels very porn plot...
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I love this dog so much
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@omfgcows
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@Liv_Agar It's so weird how people fantasize about the worst case scenarios that basically statistically never happen.
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@omfgcows
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@c_wheal @senku_enjoyer @explaininghasan @hasanthehun Dreaming of the day you get some bitches.
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@hasansstache @hasanthehun Socialism is when morbius
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@omfgcows
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@CantEverDie The dime of HRT I can't. Imma go pour a malort shot in it.
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@omfgcows
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@Liv_Agar Funny enough the majority happen during the day while people are at work. Why risk waking someone up when you can just pop in while they're at their 9-5.
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@omfgcows
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10 months
@reallifesenator Literally tho.
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@omfgcows
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2 years
Look at this absolute legend getting MCR at Riot fest last night on the 3DS. An iPhone could never.
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@CantEverDie I love this God damn city so much.
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@omfgcows
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2 years
I know it's your birthday but I'm pissing and shitting and cumming for you to drop that himbo fitness merch. All the leftist himbos need it. (Also thank you for this great community) #hasantwtselfieday #31yil
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@omfgcows
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@edryXD @hasansbeard @queerlilpuddle She's can't slay that hard casually in the background of pics. This woman does NOT miss.
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@carinodream My brain read LGBTQ+
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@Charalanahzard I literally only started working out to cosplay. It's been years now. Still the reason I work out.
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@omfgcows
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1 year
Manifesting #HasanInJapan to do the Ice spice lip sync for #Hasantwtselfieday #Hastwtselfieday
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@omfgcows
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2 years
I met my favorite shitcamp counselor 🥺 ty for everything you do @qtcinderella
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@omfgcows
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@RightWingCope Loveballocks please, she's British.
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@tweetsandboobs As far as I remember Biden was 100% the DNC's pick. Specifically to pick the most right-wing Democrat possible to balance out not Obama's politics but just the fact that he was black.
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@Liv_Agar Do they know they can be attracted to you and not be a chaser? 🤔
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@omfgcows
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2 years
@beccadaughtry @mozxokathleen Funny enough, that would literally be Zendaya
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@urfavoritepuppy @hasanthehun He's hypnotized by his dumpy.
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@omfgcows
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Y'all forgor it was #Hasantwtselfieday #hastwtselfieday so here's my unfinished Nanami (going thrifting for the right color shirt today) and squatting in the merch.
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@omfgcows
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Happy first #Hasantwtselfieday of the year. Spending #HasanPRyear also getting my own PRs in with the 305 deadlift and 405 squats @hasanthehun @nothasanabi PS I hate hex bar.
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@omfgcows
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@hasanthehun Hasan and Sykkuno show up to the ring, they both hug for 5 rounds.
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@omfgcows
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@hasanthehun Hasan last night.
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@skullizen @hasanthehun That the album was dog shit and Drake clearly is in deep debt to Stake?
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@omfgcows
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2 years
Himbo GAINZ for today's #hasantwtselfieday gotta give a #hasgiving thanks for all the inspirational himbo energy I've found in this community. They keep me going and I love them so much.
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@omfgcows
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@snailtechnician That ruined my day tbh thnx.
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@HasanabiProd I wonder who that weeb barn door could be. 🤔🤔🤔
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@omfgcows
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2 months
Lil costest selfies for #Hasantwtselfieday as I'm proud as fuck to be part of a community that doesn't mince words when packing away dumbass zionists. #Hastwtselfieday
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@omfgcows
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2 years
@lilkrishhh @hasanthehun Wait did you forget to swap to the NBA accounts today? D:
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9 months
@ellabnellas The coolest girl you know dating the worst guy ever is a cannon event, I'm sorry :(
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@omfgcows
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Honestly last stream I watched someone suggested that he covered some stupid drama about a cookie. He yelled at them and told them that they were ridiculous that they suggest to stop coverage of Palestine over cookie drama thankful for that #hasanappreciation #hasantwtselfieday
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Happy #Kayatwtselfieday he's Blue as a puppy, covered in kiss marks, taking a nap with @Lucky_Voip #hasantwtselfieday @nothasanabi @hasanthehun
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@Rogue_Stereo Klan rally happening in the replies what a surprise.
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I slept in and I'm so late for #Hasantwtselfieday / #hastwtselfieday Once again met even more members of this incredible community this past month and every single one of them was wonderful and perfect. I love this oasis of good on this disgusting website.
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@omfgcows
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Finally a weeb convinced me to watch One piece and it's by having a shred of media literacy. Got us out here thirst trapping on main #hasfitcheck #hasantwtselfieday
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@omfgcows
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@ALIiscrying Gram positive coccus bacteria (Not even joking)
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Happy 32nd to my favorite Barbie girl. #hasantwtselfieday #happyhasday
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WHY WAS THERE AN AD IN MY FORTUNE COOKIE. WHY WAS THERE AN AD IN FOOD.
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@omfgcows
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I got misgendered today like...? I was wearing sweats and a hoodie. I got misgendered in this one day after the gym. Someone saw this and was like "Yes that's a woman" and followed me into the bathroom to see me peeing at the urinal.
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@omfgcows
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@grahamelliot So excited for the fits and rare Grahams that he is going to bless us with.
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IM VERY PATRIOTIC ABOUT MY COUNTRY (Chicago) AND I WONT STAND FOR THIS FROM LA TO NYC IM ANGY #hasantwtselfieday #TRUMP2024ToSaveAmerica
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@omfgcows
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I'm traveling today (Latinos celebrate #Hasmas on the 24th) so have some uncle pics #Hasantwtselfieday #hasantwt
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@MostChronic @KEEMSTAR @streamys @hasanthehun I can't like it, it's at the perfect number.
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@fr0gan I FEEL LIKE I JSUT SAW YOU NAKED
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Oh shit it's another #hasantwtselfieday i almost missed it because this fucking weeb has me hooked on one piece. @hasanthehun @nothasanabi
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@thevirgoleader Unc FD too?!
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@north0fnorth The best part is that it's freely available to explore for Chicagoans because it's a public library 🥰
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@baconjake737 @hasanthehun Hasan Murat it takes two stream.
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Hasan? I only know Hannah #hasantwtselfieday #hasantwt #hissantwt (earliest mobile viewer post btw)
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@Liv_Agar THERE'S PORN ON TWITTER DOT COM?!
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Happy #hasantwtselfieday and #hasantakesjapan we're on our way to march at Pride
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I don't have patio furniture so mom's recliners will have to do. Happy #hasantwtselfieday #HASANTWT
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Crazy how Biden has more deportations than Trump, more anti-trans legislation has been passed, Roe V Wade was destroyed, cop funding has been increased, islamaphobia is rampant and not enforced. Literally every group here is currently being run over by the trollie.
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quick reminder
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@omfgcows
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Don't ask for a baddie if you can't handle having a baddie. It's that's simple.
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Keke Palmer’s boyfriend, Darius Jackson, has deleted his social media following backlash for publicly shaming how she dressed for Usher concert.
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Happy birthday Kaya! Hasantwt Meetup for Kaya's birthday in Chicago! @TheeOGB3 @NotMslinehan @briixx__ @Markncheese_DUH @nicholasnjime3
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Happy #Hasantwt #Hasantwtselfieday featuring a business teen cows in his warped tour era.
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Imma get one of these because I feel like my booty cleavage would do numbers.
@WriteEditPJ
Intriguing and unexpected content!
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What is this?
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@florigoaway A FUCKING BANGER.
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@omfgcows
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Sharpen my guillotine for me y'all. I just bought a house.
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@JimSterling She's also very much not a leftist. She's a Tory funder.
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@ostonox @hasanthehun I got way too excited for a second thinking he was doing something with Natalie.
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@xfreqyfreq It's literally insanely brigated by the most reactionary people and kind of funny how it's almost the exact opposite of the popular opinion in Chicago.
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@itmeJP Telling an Olympic shooter how to shoot 🤣🤣🤣
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@meowmeister99 They didn't call it Gock?!
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Forgot it was #hasantwtselfieday so if you see a himbo protesting in Hasan merch today, that's me (face covered)
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DJ Akademiks when Hasan pulls out actual stats.
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In just 7 days.... I can make you a maaaaaaaaaaan. Happy #hasoween to Has/antwt #hasantwtselfieday (my apartment is being remodeled so full costume with makeup will be this weekend)
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We forgor to let our #hastache grow out but you know @Lucky_Voip and I are reppin that #hasantwtselfieday @hasanthehun
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Have a solo one shot by @Afrodyte87
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Someone's trainer stopped me as I was setting up and asked me if I compete because they've seen me squat before and my form is perfect 🥺🥺🥺 they wanted to show their client and see if it inspired them to compete?! (This feels like a "and then everyone clapped" story)
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@MagikPryde_ @kristyson_ Look, they gotta sound out their words. Not everyone can read at a middle school level.
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Greetings from the rat hole
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Taking a second on #Hasantwtselfieday to congratulate all the community graduates including @Lucky_Voip who graduates Tuesday!
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@enbyinthealps She's actually so fucking beautiful 🥺
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I'm so patriotic about my country: Chicago.
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Chicago was not playing wow
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1/22/24. Chicago. Rat hole.
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@PuppygirlMao @xiongmaoxuanchn Meanwhile China is one of the leaders in gender affirmation surgery practices. It's also generally speaking cheaper for people to fly there and get surgery than it is to even consider it in the US.
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Happy 21st birthday to @cloudidreams her calves are bigger than mine and she's actually 5'10.
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@hasanthehun Let's goooooooooo
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My saddest L
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@Vorloe One time I posted something in chat and he remembered like my whole biography including my profession. I don't really try and spam her trolls since that day because he KNOWS 👀
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@hasanthehun Tell us what Anne's favorite one is. I hope it's fantastic Mr fox.
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RAT HOLE RAT HOLE RAT HOLE
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@CantEverDie I always joke about how funny it would be for them to dox me and find out that two cops got shot on my block. Like pull up internet weirdo. It will go great for you.
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Updated pic with my wifey Frida
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This is the profile pic I have of mom. It's my favorite pic of her.
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Made it to the Bunny Selfie mirror wall
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Deep dish 🥵
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@KarimMarin5 @hasanthehun I wish RIP Risas :(
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Oh shit it's #Kayamas , happy holidays to the best community I found on here and the reason I can't leave this hell of a website #hasantwtselfieday
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