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@ohjeezriley
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awww hes shy #DeadSpaceRemake
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@ohjeezriley
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yeah the daddy video was cringe but what the actual fuck is wrong with some of you
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brb thinking about this picture of Sam Elliott for the next 5 hours
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@ohjeezriley
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when the new @KennieJD video destroys you in literally the first 30 seconds
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@fyberjack @SomaKazima Are you threatening to assault a woman for expressing her first amendment right?
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@MoonliteChile @sugemidnight @gotbangtanwhore It’s only annoying if you’re one of the people procrastinating on group projects and fucking your classmates over, soooooo
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@buffys ah yes, the cuckolding scene
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@sarahschauer somehow same energy?
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if you don’t follow @KennieJD on YouTube you’re missing out, I literally screamed
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this shit is not only unhinged, but also terribly unfunny the f*ggy regina george version of a family guy joke
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@maddyks_ @DJ5540 @papa_shownu @CaiJauncey @jk_rowling I mean, even without a uterus, or even still having a penis, they’re still truly women. Your entire argument is based in transphobia, whether you realize it or not.
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@losgryfog @OliverThulin @ValterSkarsgar Men who call women “females” are cringe af. All there is to it.
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@ohjeezriley
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90s gays know
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@queersamus @hadeejasouffle @only_zans i think they are ☺️☺️☺️
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@PerfectLegend @nothingxs @FENNERGY @adojoestar They’ve never been cool with being referred to as an “it” and if you think they were, you’re astoundingly stupid
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@PerfectLegend @nothingxs @FENNERGY @adojoestar If you need the differences spelt out, I’ll help you. Saying someone is cheating for using prescribed medication - AS INSTRUCTED BY THEIR DOCTOR - and calling them an “it” is openly derogatory and demeaning. Bringing up your loss record is just an objective fact.
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@AOWTOUDOUZAT And then exactly one episode is filmed in Paris before Panda Carrie has a dramatic reunion at the Eiffel Tower with Panda Big & they decide to buy a brownstone
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@hyperflesh wait does anyone have the vid saved where she’s tripsitting for someone who misgendered her
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@BeefedUpStud we must laugh
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@Twinks4Tacos @BeanerPhag Women faking out their enemies and being cunning badasses.
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@datboymedia @Glxseph @_kelsey_white @MahoganyEyes You apparently aren’t a thinker, either.
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@joeyoinks Still weird as fuck.
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@mgmgmgmmmmmmmmm @MrCharlieRye @BucatiniBoy wholesome Twitter interactions sustain and nourish me
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@TensForReal @SapphicFaye He’s saying whatever hypothetical “good” Trump could’ve done far outweighs the bad, and that’s immature and ignorant - at best.
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@ahrithestallion not a good one
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@GisEloquent @FrigginAjia ... no, the bag is waterproof. the clothes are normal.
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@BigDolphinFlip1 @topromanx @adubjose people pretend to be interested in bigger figures for clout and brownie points, i thought it was obvious
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@TerminalMontage It’ll be a great Hasbro toy though
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@EmilioEmm my dick: this is hot right? me:
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“I never went to Hillsong. I’ve never actually been to Hillsong. I don’t know anyone from that church.” - Chris Pratt
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@TryHardNinja He donated money to people who want me to stop being gay and/or die. That’s pretty clear to me.
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hi gay!
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“Some of you haven’t watched Kylie Minogue’s, ‘Aphrodite,’ tour on DVD for 48 hours straight, and it shows.” @trixiemattel @IGGYAZALEA
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watched #DoRevenge last night, and… holy *fuck*, Sophie Turner is a fucking phenomenal comedic actor? she had me dying every scene she was in.
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good morning
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@deadmeatjames Christ, he sounds like a real upstanding guy. Hope this gets resolved somehow.
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ICYMI: , the director of Guns Akimbo, a new Daniel Radcliffe film, knowingly falsely accused Val and other female poc writers of bullying another woman (they did not). He was called out by men (me, Robert), But he decided to only target, smear and harass POC women
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@BigDolphinFlip1 @topromanx @adubjose i already assumed you were an asshole, dude, you didn’t need to confirm it for me
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@scruffypixelz if you can’t make me giggle while you’re laying pipe then it’s not gonna work out
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@KennieJD they kinda walk like toddlers lmao
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@todrick Sir, you’re trying to limit who can do drag - and this is after you went a long while without paying some of your dancers. 🥴
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@Selena_Spiro @sza those aren’t even remotely the same circumstances and you know it
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the way @carebecc kinda looks like the Snow White wicked queen in the new podcast ep, just need a crown @deadmeatjames
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@realrobcopeland My god, you’re insufferable.
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@riridoesthings You only did this because he posted to Twitter about it 😬 And that’s a lot of excuses in an apology.
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@TensForReal How is it immature and ignorant? It frankly should be obvious but he’s saying his needs and desires are more important than marginalized communities - and/or that he knows what’s best for those communities. It’s just silly.
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hey do any mutuals play @AmongUsGame ? just got it on switch!
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@louqustxcx it’s always kinda funny when a faceless stan account tries to come for anybody’s looks funny in the sense that like, we don’t need a face pic to know they look like gollum’s taint
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Moschino Pre-Fall ‘22 said, “fetish belongs at pride”
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@PlantsAndSwords in fairness the actual butch hartman is similarly kinda a dweeb in a bad way
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@ahrithestallion you can see the difference between saying that about an animatronic puppet & an actual living breathing human, right?
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@Ya_Boy_D @losgryfog @OliverThulin @ValterSkarsgar and you believe this happens at the same frequency?
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@oAznoUta @ruinedvoid it can be assumed. are you out of touch with reality?
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@TheSphereHunter it’s giving Patrick Nagel illustration come to life
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@homosuper1or @charli_xcx watch Miley come back with a full Ashley O album because of this endorsement
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@thatonequeen i had such a crush on them that 19 year old Riley just did not understand
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@joeyoinks W/o context, it reads like yet another boring “not like other gays” Twitter user getting engagement off of the certified ‘villain’ of the day. It’s honestly pathetic. The ET joke works because of how nonsensical the idea is.
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doing the dishes, wbu
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@ContraPoints does this mean you got a blonde bob
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@SheaCoulee wow she’s really not living down the transphobic racist super-spreader allegations
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@asimpIefavor @glittersnot @theeJoKing @ihatebjork the lack of literacy & ability to analyze what is actually being said would be hilarious, if it didn’t amount to people saying, “if she doesn’t want to be stalked/doxed/her safety threatened, then she should retire.”
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@weberju5 @Fitzdrab @ne0liberal do you really think all forms of noncapitalism are Stalinism?
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@moby_dickhead He’s a big fuckin’ nerd too, so exactly my type.
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@HammerOfGods21 @dctvcinema_ @DCOfficial i just snorted iced coffee bc of this picture
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@la_chatte_verte @CancerFreeJager @acvalens @dailydot You aren’t seriously victim-blaming the people who died during the AIDS crisis, are you? 🥴 That’s on Reagan, honey. Put down the vodka.
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@joeyoinks Lmfao don’t call me babe.
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hi
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@ThatDawnaGirl @JonathanBarkan It’s really weird that you’re using a survivor’s post disclosing their past history of assault as your opportunity to bring up bullshit “whatabout”isms. Now is really not the time or place, and I’m kinda grossed out by your lack of empathy and tact.
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@SecondGetts @crypticjordan @SImonHMackenzie you guys put fish heads in a pie. don’t even try it.
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im sleepy
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@Broaddict2 @jonnyrockettes Sex offenders are usually only given jail time without therapy AFAIK. It’s risky to give him a platform, to potentially predate again.
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send kisses plz
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@kingraizzz @losgryfog @OliverThulin @ValterSkarsgar I definitely get that, but it’s still cringe
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I think I love Katherine Hahn in every role she’s been in?
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@82Thisguy @pinkgiantgay ... anyway, bottoms deserve the world.
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@katya_zamo … ok this is fuckin bizarro timing, bc i was just watching this clip from Kimmy Schmidt on YouTube, and thought, “wow, Jacqueline really is Katya-coded” and then you tweet this
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a rare, glasses-less selfie
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@virgowhodrives i hate everything about this
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@NewVegasSaviour @Marcanthony737 I believe that’s a little pessimistic. She initially presents as a girl to ease her parents’ worries, and eventually realized that it *was* who she truly was, & she didn’t need to staunchly claim her manhood. (1/2)
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@lisalunu I don’t think this is the cover of the magazine, but also, him being in the pages of a teen magazine barely scratches the surface of how fucked the 70s were.
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good morning gay
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@ahrithestallion You don’t need to defend a shitty joke to me. If you like it, more power to you.
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one sleepy barista requesting smooches
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@atlaz_chugged @ItsRJ03 @adubjose Yeah she’s not policing anything but thanks for playing
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yesss! @jpbrammer at Fabulosa in the Castro
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