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Equal parts David & Alexis Rose with dashes of Charlene Frazier, Leslie Jordan, and Ouiser Boudreaux. Newly dubbed “pretentious theatre gay” 🌟

Virginia, USA
Joined September 2011
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9 months
“And nobody, in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring meeeeeeeeee down!”
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3 years
That’s…how being gay works.
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6 months
Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s Sister Alma from Sister Act…
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Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
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I’d like to see Daniel Radcliffe’s Seymour.
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1 year
So why the fuck has Ted Lasso been available at 9:00pm EST all season EXCEPT TONIGHT WHEN IT’S THE FINALE?!
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6 months
If you can hear this picture, we’re friends.
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6 months
If you can hear this picture, we’re friends.
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@drycleandolo
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Who is even the “big 3?”
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1 year
Yeah, I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity.
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Yeah, I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity.
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1 year
Obviously…
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1 year
WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic cattle
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“Daddy, *I* want a three-week residency RIGHT NOW!”
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3 years
10 Musicals to Know Me: Little Shop of Horrors Into the Woods Sunday in the Park with George The Music Man Waitress Wicked Hadestown Company Parade Diana
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My women? Designing
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My age? Gilded.
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3 years
@jmoney0448 Right? I was like “slow news day, ET?”
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11 months
When I was buying the Playbill, I was told there are two Playbills that randomly have bouchers for a pair of tickets to today’s shows. If y’all heard a shirek about five minutes ago that nearly shattered glass, this is why.
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2 years
I blame The Muppets Take Manhattan for both making me fall in love with New York City and for giving me unrealistic expectations of landing a hit show on Broadway, especially fresh out of college.
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3 months
Well, when you put it that way…
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9 months
If you were visited by 3 ghosts for Christmas who would you want them to be?
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Christopher Laswell
9 months
I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol
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2 years
It’s my Balloon Day!!
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3 years
@JodieHMoss @mtgreenee Brings new meaning to March Madness!
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2 years
I can’t wait for Elphaba to sing “Broom Rider” in Wicked 2.
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3 years
@CubsMcgee Ah. I’m sorry if I offended. I was referencing the fact that ET thinks an out man being seen kissing a man is newsworthy.
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6 months
“Are you wearing the—“ “Elphaba’s glasses from the Wicked trailer? Yeah. I am.”
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2 years
@akafacehots @elonmusk So I should be able to yell “fire!!” in a crowded theatre?
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2 years
@ask_aubry Tell me you’re doing it wrong without telling me… (and I say this as a gay man.)
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3 years
Got a wild hair to make a change and just did it. (It’s hair, I know, but this is huge for me.)
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7 months
Upon discovering one high school in my area is doing Cats, and another is doing Sweeney Todd, I decided I want to do a production of Cats that is set just outside of Mrs. Mooney’s Pie Shop.
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6 months
The only choice for me.
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Favorite fake musical from a movie/tv show that ISN'T from Smash. GO!
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3 years
@libbyemmons Next they’ll be requiring documentation to be able to drive a car! In other words:
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2 years
Tonight while clearing out some old stuff at my mom’s, I was DELIGHTED to discover I had this:
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5 months
How am I today?
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5 months
44 on the 22nd! How old will you be this year?
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JJ 🏳️‍🌈
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I’ll be 38 in December! How old will you be this year?
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2 years
We lost our Gideon tonight. I’m thankful he went peacefully. He got a rough start in life before he came to live with us, but we did what we could to make up for it. I’ll miss my Giddy, but I’m glad he’s pain-free now.
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2 years
“Are you wearing the—“ “The @NYCityCenter Encores! Into the Woods shirt? Yeah, I am.”
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7 months
I love fridge magnets, especially as a memento of Broadway shows I’ve seen!
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6 months
Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the mother who needs six eggs from Beauty and the Beast
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3 months
All this but we couldn’t get a third season of Schmigadoon?
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The upcoming 2024 slate for Apple TV+
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2 years
Vacation prep has begun… #ReadyFor42
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7 months
I turned the corner and I was like “…um?”
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@dpro1886 @Mediaite No. She never mentions him. 🙃
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2 years
@RealCalNana @JennaEllisEsq She’s only 37?! I guess ugly on the inside does find a way to show on the outside.
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5 months
Now that’s it’s been officially announced, I’m proud to say I have accepted a new position: Assistant Director of Grants in the Office of Financial Aid & Scholarships here at [redacted]! I’ve been here for seventeen years and have grown in so many ways. Ready to level up!
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6 months
Okay, but the costumer for @hanwaddingham ‘s Home For Christmas should have been nominated for the way the mic pack pockets blended into the gowns themselves alone!
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13 nominations in the BAFTA Television Awards 2024. Slow Horses — Drama Series — Supporting Actor (Jack Lowden) — Editing: Fiction (Episode 1) — Editing: Fiction (Episode 6) — Make Up & Hair Design — Sound: Fiction Hannah Waddingham: Home for Christmas — Entertainment Programme
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1 year
Y’all. It’s like seeing @SweeneyToddBway for the first time all over again. And this is the first production I’ve seen to use the opening number to lean IN to the thrilling/ horror aspect of the show. The staging, the set, the costumes, the music, the PERFORMANCES. Brilliant.
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1 year
Okay, so lots of great stuff in the latest #Schmigadoon but, and I know I’m biased, my favorite part was the wonderful duet between @annharada and @jaimecamil . So much fun!
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3 years
Oh! So back on November I entered a contest, and today my prize arrived: a Christmas Isn’t Canceled (Just You) poster, autographed by @kellyclarkson ! Thank you so much!!
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3 years
Even my local W*ffle H*use is over 2022.
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8 months
Yesterday, my anxiety was through the roof. About mid-day, it hit me that it was the six year anniversary of my near-death experience. Which means today is my Second Birthday. Thankful to have been granted a second chance, and working to make the most of it. 💜
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3 years
Be proud of your age. QT with a pic and your age. I’m 41.
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Be proud of your age. QT with a pic and your age. I’m 45
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I clean up pretty well.
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I grew up watching reruns of Laverne & Shirley, The Facts of Life, and The Golden Girls. This explains why I have always longed for a close-knit group of friends to share wacky adventures and Life’s hardships with. It also explains why I’m so prone to a sarcastic comment.
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1 year
Every time I begin playing the @AkimboMusical cast recording, I feel the same sense of excitement and delight at those opening notes of “Skater Planet” as I did hearing them in the theatre that very first time. I hope this never goes away.
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This is terrifying and also enraging.
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New: Tainted CPAP machines and ventilators went to children, the elderly and at least 700,000 veterans despite internal warnings. Company insiders said the devices posed an “unacceptable” risk.
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2 years
I did a hard thing, and even though I know it was the right thing, it still hurts and I just want to sob.
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3 years
plz show me a pic of little gay you 🏳️‍🌈
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Ryan James Dee 
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plz show me a pic of little gay you 🏳️‍🌈
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3 years
Happy Second Birthday to me! Four years ago I developed a Mallory-Weiss tear that caused extreme blood-loss and I almost died on the table in the ER. *Figures* I would almost get taken out by the mean girl on a CW show. Glad to be here, and thankful for a second chance.
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3 years
This production was key to my love of Sondheim as well as musical theatre in general. Easily in my top three shows of all time.
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Reasons to love live theater, 289. Its least fantastical character, a pragmatist with a grasp of fantastical "moments," becomes the accessible heart of the Sondheim-Lapine "Into the Woods." Joanna Gleason plays the Baker's Wife to sharp-edged, reflective perfection, Bway, 1987.
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3 years
Obligatory First Day of School pics…
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2 years
@codymonster91 Can we make it a quadruple?
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4 years
Okay, who has two thumbs, is 40 years old, and is ecstatic to realize he’s gonna have a white Christmas for the first time in forever?! THIS GUY!!
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@AyannaPrescod I’ll take actors who sing over singers who “act” any day.
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@MJMcKean For the life of me I cannot fathom how HE found someone to marry him and I’m still single af.
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4 months
It’s so pretty!! 🤩🤩
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4 months
If you see this, post a trio.
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4 months
If you see this, post a trio.
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3 years
I never realized until now that Mokey the Fraggle and Dorothy Zbornak essentially had the same style.
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@HistoryMuppet
Muppet History 🎃
3 years
Fraggle Rock costumes released in 2010 No thank you.
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3 years
"My son can’t be gay, he’s obsessed with women" The women:
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"My son can’t be gay, he’s obsessed with women" The women:
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@cbouzy I’d sooner get a diagnosis from Dr. Pepper.
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“One does want a *hint* of color…” Send good vibes for me today at 10:30, please. Thank you!
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@ItsKennyAgain I definitely picked up on the flaming part…
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2 years
Five years ago, I saw @BwayGoesWrong for the first time, and my obsession with, erm, appreciation for @mischiefcomedy began. I became more active on Twitter to interact with their account, which led to me eventually meeting @RyanJamesDee and falling in love. Thank you, Mischief!
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6 months
If you can hear this picture, we’re friends
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@thatbobertguy
Bobert à Grande Vitesse
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If you can hear this picture, we’re friends
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1 year
@RyanJamesDee Why does it sound like he busted something other than a pumpkin?
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1 year
I love how #Schmigadoon allows us, the audience, to grow right along with Josh, Melissa, and all the citizens of Schmigadoon (Schmigadoonians?) What a lovely final episode of Season Two. 💜
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Hey, y’all. I found out today my dad tripped and fell at work, shearing off the top of his humerus bone on the right. He’a having shoulder-reversal surgery tomorrow. Keep him and my step-family in your prayers and thoughts. Send good vibes, too. Thank you.
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9 months
Merry Christmas Eve!
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3 years
Something something powers restored…?
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2 years
🎶Into the woods you go again; you have to ev’ry now and then…🎶 And here’s a thread as to why.
@ITWBroadway
Into the Woods on Broadway
2 years
Ready your carriage, because you do not want to miss our magical new cast members joining the family as they journey into the woods starting September 6th! 🐮❤️🌽👡
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3 years
Merry Christmas Eve, y’all!
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4 months
I became more active on here in 2020 to interact with Mischief Comedy. Soon, he & I started commenting back & forth. He followed, I followed back, we became friends. He saw me at my best & my worst & wasn’t phased. Friendship grew to more & it’s been 2.5 yrs official. Strtd>Going
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@coastalmama_
Mrs. G 🕊️
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Please rt with the story of how you met your s/o. I want to know. Even if it’s “not interesting” 🫶🏼
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@ryanmwalters Ah, yes. Thank God we’re being saved from “Happy Holidays”….
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2 years
We said goodbye to our Drusilla Marie tonight. We were fortunate to have her for 17 of her 18 years, though even now it doesn’t feel like enough. My heart is shattered and I feel gutted. I’m going to be a hot mess for the next little bit. Putting my phone in DND for tonight.
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Envious of everyone who hasn’t watched #BadSisters yet, because they have SUCH a ride ahead of them. Hard to believe there’s only ONE episode left!
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2 years
The pic / The inspiration (Thanks, @CompanyBway and @TheKatrinaLenk !)
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2 years
You can be unprofessional and abusive to your castmates, but all that *really* matters is how well you can sing… 😒
@FunnyGirlBwy
Funny Girl on Broadway
2 years
Emmy Award-nominee LEA MICHELE and Tony Award-nominee TOVAH FELDSHUH join #FUNNYGIRL beginning September 6! Don’t miss Beanie Feldstein until July 31 only, followed by @JujujulieBee through September 4. See you at the August Wilson, gorgeous!⭐️
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3 years
I’ve been trying to reach you about extending your car’s warranty…
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1 year
All done and ready to gift!
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1 year
I love Balloon Day!
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1 year
Two years, and tons of adventures later… Happy Anniversary, ⁦ @RyanJamesDee ⁩ ! I love you. 💜💙
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7 months
Trying something new…hello, curls!
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3 years
*makes a sound that’s part incoherent babbling, part high pitched squeal*
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