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I'm removing mulch in my backyard today and I found a Wade giraffe (Red Rose Tea)
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@Twarda8 On some things, like water bottles, the date is for the container it's in. Plastic will start to leech into the product after the date.
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Sharks: The ocean's greatest marsupial
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@BadMedicalTakes Whether it is COVID, the flu, or just a cold, he's proud that she is exposing vulnerable children to illness. Wow. I really hope this was just bait. If not, that poor baby.
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@MsAdrianBlack They gave him a name and a casket. To the miners, he was as much a worker as them. That shows a lot more humanity than most.
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@CoinersTakingLs That's kind of a W because they came to their senses
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"We are concerned about plastic in our oceans, so we made a big chunk of plastic and put it in the ocean over a protected reef."
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Adidas and Parley have built a huge floating tennis court in the middle of the Great Barrier Reef made from 100% recycled plastics!🖤
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@McClellandShane Are you a wine cork?
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Please. Look at this. Sparrow netsuke by Masanao Ivory, Edo period
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@FacebookAIslop I'm not sure this guy is supposed to be in Heaven. Just a hunch.
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@Trey_Explainer Terry got into an epic battle with Godzilla
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@Kairo_Anatomika You have this saved to your phone. That data will never leave.
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@advtimemoments I've seen so many fans hate these episodes and how it ended because they have their own idea of what they think relationships should be. We should be thankful we got this series at all - giving us more time with characters we love. Some y'all need to take Jake's advice here:
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@BUNKlNS Distinguished featherless biped
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@keebIerelf Oh my god the side view makes it even better 😭
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If you want to see his side, here it is. I named him Steve and he is adorable!
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@markmcgivern3D "Oh no it's been using my data and stealing my info from me? What are the odds? Who could have guessed?"
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@BadMedicalTakes First off - ew. Second off, how is getting many of your vital organs perforated hot? Not shaming but.....
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There really should be laws in place to protect native fish species, especially breeding females. We do it for lobsters, why can't it be for everything? This kind of "fishing" isn't sustainable.
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Buffalo are native (US) species and can live for over 100 years. Here’s a 70-pound female that won bowfishers “big fish” at a national tournament hosted @BassProShops . Note the puddle of eggs. These fish aren’t eaten, at best ➡️landfill. Full video:
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@Mossworm1 That's Celesteela. It's based off The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter. The moon princess Kaguya, who appears in a bamboo shoot (the arms). In the legend she heads back to the moon so this whole ultra beast (gen 7) is actually a space ship.
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I love Hellboy
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@PonchoRebound You can report this, since it is dangerous for diabetics as it comes off as using less sugar or a sugar substitute. That is a really evil thing for a company to do.
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Crying shaking throwing up. A local consignment shop had this mixed in with a bunch of modern Wheaton bottles. They did not know they had a somewhat rare 1800s fire grenade 😭😭😭
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@kcalbug I like when they puff out their fur to look bigger. Very punk rock.
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@advtimemoments This part always made me tear up... ...damnit I'm crying again 😭
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A friendly reminder that this is a scraper account that posts misinformation that can lead to misconceptions about other cultures and traditions. This "Inuit child" is from Russia and their outfit is not made of seal.
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@_tomcashman @magdajtaylor Stop! That's how we got 50 Shades!
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@advtimemoments It's like watching a parent with dementia losing themselves and I always cry at this scene.
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Spotted at a local antique store today: Someone made this absolutely amazing stained glass of The Hermit tarot card on this guitar and I hate that I can't afford for it. God I'm in pain 😫
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@babywasteland The little guy liked her pets ❤️😭
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You guys!!! There's a red fox hunting squirrels in my backyard!!! OH MY GOD! Look how beautiful!
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@ProtonInspector You don't say 😑
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There's a strange cat on my deck
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@BadMedicalTakes It gets worse btw. He straight up admits to grooming his current wife and being a p3do and sees nothing wrong with it
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@RosemaryMosco These are my smooth round children
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Thank you so much @CarlBovisNature for the follow! Your photography is an inspiration to me, someone who occasionally gets good pictures of gannets.
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@BadMedicalTakes Men, listen, it's ok to be a human being and show emotions. Let it out. Please. Because I've seen thinking otherwise take lives. There is a time and place to show strength. Showing emotion is strength. You are loved 💕
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Tonight's thought: Has anyone ever made a chandelier out of uranium glass with a UV light? The answer is yes and it's the sickest thing I've ever seen. Art exhibit by Ken and Julia Yonetani
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@zillowgonewild Every room looks like it has a different flavor. Like if I lick the green room it's sour apple, and the pink room it tastes like strawberry... ...why am I like this?
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@GothGirlVonDark Me, when I found out Spirit Halloween is finally open.
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You know sometimes you see something on eBay and you just fall in love with it. It sat on my watchlist for almost a week and I just kept thinking about it. I had to get it. Behold, my barn owl candy dish. I love it so much. 🦉
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@Jenyjane24 @PopBase Thanks for the new wallpaper fam
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@rwilley112 They all look like they lost a bet
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If you heard screaming from New Jersey, it was me #seaglass
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@alison_j_joyce @generalslug @mobydickenergy As an artist currently suffering from a gray house that I did not paint, that's f*king grim. The kid needs to learn about colors!
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@bipbopbap Pocket bullies are honestly worse than any other designer breed. Life expectancy 3 years give or take (usually take), can't walk or breathe, bred only for status by guys who probably thinks Andrew Tate is a saint. Nothing but awful. These poor dogs.
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ATTENTION ARCHEOLOGISTS If someone asks you about a stone carved in Nordic runes, and it was found in Sussex County, NJ, this is the guy who made it. Please save this image as proof so you don't have a headache. I am passing this on bc I know it's going to be annoying.
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@Vietpride218 *saves meth head oompa loompa to folder*
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@ItsAndyRyan @RobDenBleyker Pretty much sums up every AI bro I've ever encountered. Just a really desperate man-child with a fetish.
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@frome_maude We occasionally find them on the beach. Here's mine
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This house comes to life at night and walks around the countryside. You can not convince me otherwise.
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One of the oldest buildings in Hattfjelldal municipality in Nordland, Norway. Photo: Elin Kristina Jåma
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@ianhussey Excuse me but, there will NEVER be a time in my life where I find observing wildlife, or even my friend's cat boring. If you actually worked with animals you would take this back, and this is coming from someone who's rescued hermit crabs. What soulless robot wrote this article?
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@CSMFHT Tsk tsk! The aliens would have never left such an egregious architectural oversight (sarcasm)
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@SolomonRDavid @BassProShops What a tragic waste. Beyond not respectively dispatching the fish, just throwing out the carcass and all those eggs. This is not hunting/fishing. This is poaching.
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@BadMedicalTakes How to interpret the first paragraph: "If you're reading this men, your dad was bad at sex and that's why you were born, and your mom was unsatisfied." Also the author is a virgin or really bad at sex.
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@BadMedicalTakes "Even though the article I'm using to support my stance literally does not support my stance, I'm still going to say I was right because I'm never wrong." Congratulations, no one will kiss you.
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I pulled over on a busy road for this. #Mushroom
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Y'all my friend just casually drops this on me and I'm like WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD THESE??? Uranium glass crucifix funeral candlesticks. I would kill for these.
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As a collector of antique poisons, let me inform y'all that saying "product needs to become damaged in order to expose the lead" DOES NOT SOLVE THE PROBLEM.
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One of the local antique places has slag and cullet recovered from a Cinnaminson, NJ glass factory that made windows. Some of the pieces are as big as a car tire. Bury me here.
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@MadisonKittay Those who unfollow over cookies aren't true supporters. Those who spread hate aren't true humans.
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@ddofinternet That's all bone in there
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@derekhennen Look. I appreciate these and all they do, but not on the ceiling. At night. Over my bed.
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@PotatoM44501982 @JoJoesArt Your entire account is retweeting giveaways. Maybe you should be asking that of yourself.
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The driftwood I'm working with for a sculpture has a knot hole and it required a smol owl
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Since it's now published, here's a close up of a magazine cover I did recently. All one shot, not pieced together in Photoshop.
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@41Strange The skeleton
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I wanted an egg wreath, but with realistic eggs. So I painted a bunch of plastic and foam eggs to look like real ones. Here is the wreath. Happy Easter 🥚
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Making mushrooms 🍄
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@liz_love_lace Ah yes, that world renowned veterinarian, Dr. ChatGPT
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@NOMASK11861540 @MailOnline No profile picture, username + bunch of numbers, account created in 2020 against masks - yup checks out, you're a worthless bot
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FOUR BABIES!!!
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Y'all I swear I'm not making this up. I just went to check the mice I left in the woods (after they are caught in snap traps in my garage) and I found this marble. This is not mine! It was on the leaves. DID I JUST GET A CROW GIFT?!
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@LegoLostAtSea I follow a lot of archeology accounts, and it took me a full minute of trying to figure out what this carved ivory figure is supposed to be before I realized it was your account and it was plastic 🤦
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I lovely pin I got from a friend this weekend
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@Kairo_Anatomika And they can't groom themselves properly so be prepared to spend lots of money on upkeep.
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@AnaDApuzzo Just gonna leave this here
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1) it did not fall into a volcano, meteors are not visible at that altitude, it’s probably 30 miles away in the direction behind the volcano 2) credit the photographer you A-hole 3) pic by
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@HonkIfUrHoary This is exactly what gets mountain lions "put down" and blamed for attacks. The amount of comments that would shoot it shows there are a lot of irresponsible gun owners out there. You put yourself and dog in that situation, it takes one shread of decency to not film it for clout.
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I searched round owl to cheer myself up. Please someone tell me what these glorious little species is. I can't find the original. How can something be this cute?
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I will continue to post baby foxes and you can not stop me
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I found the best ebay listing
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@FungiwithBengi I'm Sara. I know little about mushrooms and would probably kill myself trying to eat the right ones. So I stick to photos and making art.
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And y'all said he would do so much better with freedom....in a big city. Y'all knew this would happen.
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We are saddened to report that Flaco, the Eurasian eagle owl discovered missing from @centralparkzoo after his exhibit was vandalized just over a year ago, is dead after an apparent collision with a building on West 89th Street in Manhattan.
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@BadMedicalTakes Well I lived at the beach as a kid. Went on walks every day. I have a lot of moles and very fat. I'm going out on a limb and say this don't work.
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@Trey_Explainer What's really scary is the breeding that took place to create that dog skull in the first image.
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She scratch
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I was bored so I decorated my succulents 🎄
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