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Lana Del Gay

5 years

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Lana Del Gay

@McClellandShane

2 years

Me waking up this glorious Halloween month morning

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Boss: You failed your drug test Me: I had a poppyseed bagel Boss: Explain the weed & cocaine Me: Boss: Me: It was an everything bagel

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Love him or hate him, James Charles served here:

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About to be bouncing around like Tigger

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No one: iPhone 11:

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Gays: He lives like 40mins away. It’ll never work. Lesbians:

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Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello. NY - 2019

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If illegals are such freeloaders, why does ICE keep raiding workplaces?

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biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets

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5 years

I feel like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream I should also be allowed to do that

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4 years

I sent the fly. Tell Pence. I want him to know it was me.

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6 months

Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet

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3 years

Squid Game, but it’s members of Congress playing the honeycomb game with their gerrymandered districts

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*demon stands amid your destroyed kitchen* Demon: *booming* HOW? How were you able to summon me?! You: (standing in the corner flipping through your grandma's handwritten cookbook as fast as you can) *screaming& crying* I don't know! You were supposed to be chicken and noodles.

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SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN TOM HANKS HAS CORONAVIRUS. Someone gather our national treasures - Betty White, Dolly Parton, RBG - and put them in individual sterile containment rooms

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@McClellandShane

6 years

Gay clubs are wild because you can run into both of these guys and then find out they’re both 23 years old

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9 months

Today marks the 25th anniversary of October 6th, 1998, when Matthew Shepard was beaten & tortured near Laramie, Wyoming. Tied to a fence post & left for dead. The only part of his face not covered in blood, was where the tears had run down his cheeks. He died 6 days later.

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Katy: tell me I’m a gay icon girl: you're hurting me Katy: tell me and I’ll let go

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4 years

Virtual meetings are basically modern seances. “Elizabeth are you here?” “Make a sound if you can hear us.” “Is anyone else with you?” “We can’t see you, can you hear us?”

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3 years

Say what you want about the royal family, Buckingham Palace will always be a beautiful home

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3 years

If you can't grow your own, store bought is fine

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4 years

What if God came down one day and just said "It's pronounced 'Jod'" and then left

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4 years

I’m going to tell my kids this was JLo and Shakira

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6 years

October: Spooky Bitch November: Thankful Bitch December: Santa’s Bitch January: New Bitch February: Cupid’s Bitch March: Lucky Bitch April: Bunny Bitch May: Cinco de Bitch June: Gay Bitch July: Patriotic Bitch August: Back to School Bitch September: Workin Bitch

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*takes long drag off cigarette* *points at your boyfriend* "Is he a rescue?"

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Water finally ran clear 💞

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Millennial Lady Gaga fans sitting next to Gen Z Lady Gaga fans at her next album's tour:

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The MOST Columbus video you will ever see.

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4 years

Gypsy Rose and she’s 30 are trending. And if you haven’t checked them, please do:

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3 years

A versatile queen. From Star Wars to Hunger Games. We stan our Lady Gaga

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6 years

Hey, Ohio...are we okay?

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There are officially protests in all 50 states

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*brings therapist to family gathering* Me: See? Therapist: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ

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3 years

Corporations at the end of June

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4 years

The Ohio quarantine open is going well 🤦🏻‍♂️

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4 years

Wednesday, October 7th

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3 years

For the $1.72T this F-35 failure cost us, we could have: - ended homelessness in the US - wiped out student debt - given folks $2,000 - colonized the moon/built a permanent base (this is actually only $50B)

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The U.S. Air Force admitted that the F-35 stealth fighter has failed

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6 years

When Cordelia said Michael brought all her girls back to fight

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4 years

Twitter: Ohio 2? Me: It’s step 1.

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I just think it’s possible that if Dolly Parton and Stevie Nicks did a duet together it'd close whatever portal 2020 opened.

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Therapist: "And what do we say when we feel like this?" Me: "My illness is chronic but my tits are iconic" Therapist: "No"

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I’m here. I’m queer. My joint pain is moderate to severe.

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3 years

When someone tells you who they are, believe them. The first time.

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6 years

Masc4Masc gays think that fem gays ruin the gay community, but the gag is... ...seeking masculinity in a man is a feminine quality

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Do y’all remember when we had a terrifying clown problem? Like what in the actual fuck was that?

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So many of you are concerned about the tax status of undocumented folks BUT don’t question corporations and the ultra wealthy not paying taxes. Why is that??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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4 years

This is how loud my fellow white people need to be on racial justice:

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3 years

This new Bernie meme is excellent

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What if porn had jump scares

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6 years

Friend: have some water and sober up Me:

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This is uncomfortably accurate

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How an obituary should be written:

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Dingo eating a shark while two snakes have sex. Welcome to Scorpio season

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4 years

eBussy is why companies need marketing gays at the helm

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ElectricBrands has unveiled its eBussy concept; a modular electric vehicle that can be transformed into 10 different body types. Find out more: Photo: ElectricBrands

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I’ll have the child. Medium-rare.

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10 months

Decided to put up some fall decorations tonight

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✊

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3 years

Total, absolute, goals 🌳 🥂

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Me and the girls walking into Area 51 after seeing how well they defended the capital building

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October went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper

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Are you wondering where is Ohio? Well you shouldn’t be. It’s all Ohio.

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Once all the boomers are dead, y’all wanna switch to metric or nah

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If you’re a top, but you’re short, does that make you a.... crop top???

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Who can spot the problem here?

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The Gay Bear starter pack:

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3D “visualisation” of the fires in Australia, compiled from NASA satellite data.

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When you need to realign your deep, inner chakras

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Couple goals

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3 years

@SneKhumaloSA You’re not wrong - and I appreciate the comment - but the image is the San Francisco Armory (a former porn studio). I’m making fun of them.

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5 years

Christmas stuff already out at Target

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4 years

Look Joanne, we’re all busy right now supporting black lives matter. The least you could do is not attack queer people during Pride Month. I’m unsure how you get considerably worse every time you log on to the twitter dot com, but please stop.

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If sex isn’t real, there’s no same-sex attraction. If sex isn’t real, the lived reality of women globally is erased. I know and love trans people, but erasing the concept of sex removes the ability of many to meaningfully discuss their lives. It isn’t hate to speak the truth.

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Chris O'Donnell as Robin was my gay awakening

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March 1st vs March 31st

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LIVE through the ditches and LAUGH through the witches and LOVE in the back of my dragula

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If you were born in the 80s, and raised in the 90s, and you make it to 2020, it means you’ve lived in: 👉 4 different decades 👉 2 different centuries 👉 2 different millennia 👉 a constant state of depression

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Nick Jonas isn’t fat. Jason Mamoa isn’t fat. Neither have “dad bods.” Neither are “thicc.” Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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I know the slap wasn’t fake because Chris Rock can’t act.

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Meanwhile at Mar-a-Lago

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King of Autumn 🍂 👑

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The wrong Amazon is burning. The wrong ICE is melting.

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This is who we need to call to solve the murder of Carole Baskin’s husband. A Netflix crossover: Tiger King + Don’t F**ck with Cats

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4 years

June 26 is a big day for equal rights and fair recognition. It’s the day on which: 🏳️‍🌈 Lawrence v. Texas was decided (Privacy Rights). 🏳️‍🌈 United States v. Windsor was decided (State's Rights). 🏳️‍🌈 Obergefell v. Hodges was decided (Marriage Equality).