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boy, i’m a player, not a savior.

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shae.
3 months
lemme ask the audience real quick
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you’d have to pay me a million dollars to even be in the same state as the nigga who scammed me on national tv
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ZETA THE FUNNIEST AND MESSIEST PERSON EVER
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shae.
3 months
connor realizing he got played by leah exactly how he played jana and now looks like an idiot #LoveIslandUSA
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shae.
2 months
seeing black people go up for that girl so much more than the actual black girls on that show has been very embarrassing to watch
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shae.
5 months
did someone who looks like myles bully jordan when he was younger or something? there is not one scene where he doesn’t mention him. it’s getting weird #TheCircle
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3 months
sierra: “what’s your race?” kendall: “i’m black” sierra: “i’m black too!” the way they literally cheered and laughed after saying this is hilarious #LoveIslandUSA
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chris refusing to be a second choice just to get on the show. love that for him #LoveIsBlind
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7 months
hopping on a jet ski with the conservative woman you cheated with right after breaking off your engagement at a couple’s get together is CRAZY #LoveIsBlind
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cirie’s alliance is made up of an old lady who sticks to her like glue, her lying ass son, a cracked lesbian that’s always on 10, an australian bumpkin, a redneck tiktoker, and a messy gay. now she’s hoping they can get a dudebro that may be a twin on their side? god speed #bb25
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shae.
5 months
five jury members all going home back to back holding an idol in their fucking pocket. the players on this season are so slow #Survivor46
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shae.
15 days
i understand why chelsie’s single #BB26
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shae.
4 months
@FilmTVRants the pause after he asked if nicole’s pictures were the same person 😭
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shae.
2 years
listen, i like johnny, but are we all going to act like we wouldn’t be down bad after a head scratch this man too? bffr. #BachelorInParadise
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shae.
2 months
cirie and izzy would’ve changed the target 5 times by now just by looking at that hoh camera #bb26
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shae.
2 years
@FilmUpdates very tired of hearing rich people complain that their rich kids have privileges for being rich
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skipping these taylor/jp scenes. this patriotic romance is just not for me #LoveIsBlind
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tucker transferring his hatred for quinn in the game to t’kor: #BB26
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shae.
2 months
everybody crying and t’kor is stone cold, that’s mother! #BB26
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shae.
3 months
@ANT0NVERSE anyone plotting on her downfall like that after watching her struggle this season is just weird and old.
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shae.
6 months
@FilmTVRants and rick’s taking it, no question
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shae.
11 months
ray wants to cry every week over his biracial besties leaving, but the one time something actually affects his couple, he’s taking that out on imani instead of shedding a tear for her or talking to her #LoveIslandGames
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america: “fuck sarah beth and i said that shi-” *feeds cut* 😂 #bb25
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shae.
4 months
jana trying to distract connor from talking to andrea: #LoveIslandUSA
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3 months
uma building a barrier and mimi sleeping outside, meanwhile BOTH of their men are grinning down at the casa girls like it’s christmas. i’m sick for them #LoveIsland
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shae.
2 years
jawa, you were both nigel and shawn’s second choice while you were nick’s FIRST. they are not worth thirsting over, stand up sister, pls abeg #toohottohandle
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shae.
2 years
@korysstorm what i would’ve gave for it to be him or isaiah instead
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shae.
2 months
black woman pfp yet arguing down in the mentions of someone’s actual SISTER for a white girl who doesn’t know you. weirdos.
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bbupdates leaving, now we have to rely on people like that xtra account who lies and then blocks everyone. this season is like no other #bb25
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3 months
and justice for the serena stans. she got crucified for weeks, but see what happens when you finally let a man in? fuck y’all, fuck kordell, and most importantly, fuck obj! #LoveIslandUSA
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@LoveIsland exactly, which is why you should send her on a date with her man before casa
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2 years
irina and micah literally GIDDY at seeing amber hurt, those two are the most nasty women i’ve ever seen on this show #LoveIsBlind
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beyond the sea’s ending, this is SICK #blackmirror
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shae.
11 months
cely during this whole duel: #LoveIslandGames
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@LoveIsland nobody wants to see community peen tell his sixth date she’s his type. give catherine and scott some screentime already.
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sorry but as long as people aren’t making any personal attacks, i don’t care about a condescending speech. hisam calling out his target in a veto ceremony is messy, but not mean #bb25
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shae.
3 months
these are 4 of my fave albums this year, but even if they were rated lower, who cares? stop putting so much stock on reviews instead of enjoying music for yourself.
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@RealZamzampappi he 100% binge watched queen charlotte while sequestered
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shae.
8 months
matthew’s treating every pod meeting like it’s a job interview and clay is giving male podcaster vibes, someone save my girl AD #LoveIsBlind
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11 months
jack saying no right away when justine asked if he was worried about someone else coming in and turning her head…i moved #LoveIslandGames
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chris and izzy comparing notes on johnie running the same exact lines on them, it’s bad for her #LoveIsBlind
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meme to jag: “i’ve been scared to work with other people because if i say i ride with y’all, i ride with y’all. now i’ve been sitting here like an idiot” #bb25
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@RealZamzampappi it’s gotta be her, i’m sorry like. rizz on -100.
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saying that your rule breaker is dishonesty and the whole time you’ve been lying about having an ex there. these men suck ASS #LoveIsBlind
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shae.
2 years
@youwereoffkey at least jay z has a legitimate career and kids with her 😭 this is just a youtuber-turned-soundcloud rapper.
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not only was hannah a waste of a spot but she’s also the reason emily wasn’t first boot. i’m pissed #survivor45
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2 years
@PopBase i’m screaming, they had to come up with something quick after that disbandment announcement 😭
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@RealZamzampappi the ella b, kady, and jess ones sound the most accurate 😭
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this year, 15% of black students were admitted to harvard. 27% asian. let’s stop with the oppression olympics please
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anyway, that episode proved destiny is not the boring clingy, lovesick puppy that some of y’all make her out to be. she knows she’s that girl and is exploring her options just like harrison #LoveIslandUSA
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shae.
2 years
karla is the only person who hasn’t even hinted at having an idol to anyone and is therefore the smartest player this season #survivor #Survivor43
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shae.
5 months
one thing empressive will do is promote normani on almost every video 😭 she gets her 8s from me for that
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8 months
josh was just calling sophie his wife and told her he hates triangles. she finally deads things with chris, but he moves onto joanna. see how men will embarrass you? #LoveIsland
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jared is in such a good position but is so miserable all the time, i don’t understand it #bb25
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shae.
11 months
lisa SPITTING on justine??? somebody better get her before i do #LoveIslandGames
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shae.
2 years
@FilmUpdates somehow, this is jeff davis’ fault.
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shae.
16 days
you would think t’kor called angela a bitch or something from the reactions i’m waking up to #BB26
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i think this season is gonna be more enjoyable if you don’t root for anyone #bb25
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11 months
“toby, you’re my favorite ever” IMANI IS SICK #LoveIslandGames
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didn’t understand a single thing cindy was saying but she read them down and looked good doing it #LoveIslandFr
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11 months
jag is trying to slowly push to bowie that they’ll have a better shot against felicia than matt while also still trying to pretend the decision is up to her 😭 #bb25
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2 years
@SummerBotwe this is why you will never be indiyah or ekin su, bird.
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2 years
@clearlyiconic @meltborne they tear down every black female artist until she basically runs from this app and they wonder why we don’t have more pop stars.
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8 months
@freakumchanel
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the result of having a baby and standing behind your narcissistic boyfriend 🌚
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the more meme and america spend time together, the closer i get to my delusional f2 #bb25
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shae.
2 years
micah telling kwame she’s falling for him only to then tell paul she’d choose him after he gave amber flowers, you’re not fooling me girl #LoveIsBlind
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shae.
15 days
y’all begged for gamer kimo to come back and he did his big one! it’s up to leah and angela now to make the move #BB26
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shae.
2 years
not nick basically saying y’all can have kayla, jawahir’s my girl 😭 i don’t blame him either because like, look at her. #TooHotTooHandle
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there are many things i don’t agree with when it comes to t’kor’s game, but you would never catch me being offended just because she doesn’t want to go to utah to visit angela and called cam’s feet ashy. are y’all insane? #BB26
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shae.
11 months
both blue and america stans losing their girls on the same night is kinda poetic when you think about it #bb25
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5 months
anthony in his rhap interview: “i set a record in this game for most amount of days in the house and off the block. spicy set a record for houseguest with the most amount of days in the jury” #BBCAN12
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5 months
anthony: “what can i say? you signed up for this” he ate her up with that one #BBCAN12
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shae.
2 years
nick wilson is exactly why knowing someone’s politics or overall beliefs before casting them for tv is vital, and it’s not something you disregard for the sake of “gameplay” or “entertainment”. that man won a milli, and is now using it to endanger the lives of LGBT individuals.
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isaac switching up on courtney over a few spanish words, he’s sick #toohottohandle
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shae.
2 years
@LoveIsland for yall’s sake, it better not be zara.
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there are no stronger soldiers than the partners of actors
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lily
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okay!
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2 years
@itszaeok this is the same lady who dropped formation and then did the super bowl the next day. it wouldn’t surprise me.
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top 4 most horrible f2 decisions in big brother
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meme basically saying if kirsten got put on the block for being messy, so should reilly. she’s so real #bb25
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2 months
might be a hot take, but this new male alliance is the result of the visionaries running around not relaying shit to each other and telling multiple people they want to be in a misfits alliance together but never locking in #bb26
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2 years
“i hope you get to see bliss before you go back to seattle” and there it is. irina never wanted zack, she wanted to beat bliss #LoveIsBlind
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cindy and edgar every day: #loveislandfr
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shae.
6 months
on the bright side, tiffany survived getting blindsided, still has her idol, AND found out q ratted on her #Survivor46
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@youareasapmadz you should’ve fainted and pressed charges, idk
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shae.
6 months
“jeff, that’s how black people ask you what the time is” #Survivor46
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2 months
t’kor needs to give up on the dream of working with brooklyn/chelsie after this. they’re throwing dirt on your name as we speak, girl #BB26
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2 years
xanthi and brett going for tamira after spending all season targeting raven, another black woman? wow #TheCircleNetflix
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2 months
chelsie is just better at faking it than brooklyn, but her feelings about t’kor/josrph/kimo are the exact same #bb26
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blue and jared saw each other at golf carts #bb25
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shae.
11 months
all this “social power” people have claimed matt has had all game crumbling during his own hoh week is crazy
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2 months
rubina’s worried about kimo’s crush on tucker while kimo is simultaneously spiraling because he thinks leah’s crush on tucker means they’re working together #BB26
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i don’t care if brandon is a flop, emily’s gotta go #survivor45
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1 month
t’kor gotta spend half of her day having therapy sessions to calm down tucker’s harem, pray for her #BB26
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5 months
spicy betrayed every single girl and member of the directors/hot chocolate just so todd and bayleigh can be in final 4 over her #BBCAN12
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2 months
@Journey2go_ and i will never be able to understand that at all. it feels like they’re living through them, but aren’t aware that experience is never gonna theirs?? it’s so strange.
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shae.
11 months
curtis??? justine, sister, let’s stay on code please #LoveIslandGames
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5 months
“we all have normani on our mind because the things she’s has done are impactful enough to have us feening for more. you guys are sitting here saying she’s not an it girl, but also admitting you’re anticipating her songs. which one is it?” period!
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y’all not tired of pushing these “america’s racist” or “cirie/izzy are mean girls” narratives yet? #bb25
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shae.
6 months
if this girl gets hoh and calls you her best friend, might as pack your bags #BBCAN12
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shae.
15 days
she has her moments where she is funny, but that girl is mean-spirited down. the fact all the girls are on her side after that is crazy
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shae.
2 years
the emotional intelligence nick has is so nice. the way he went to nawa about her feelings for shawn and is giving her space to decide whether she wants him or not without making it seem like an ultimatum >> #toohottohandle
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