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remember when technology gave us the mummy’s voice

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I hate that they make us do this ourselves

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most people don't know about the very cool horse statue at the Denver Airport

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@historyinmemes You have to water the ocean so that it grows

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my opinion: too big to be runnin this fast

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Get it through your thick skull

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remember in Blade Trinity, when wesley snipes was fighting with the production team and refused to open his eyes for the morgue scene so they had to CGI his eyes on ?

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i explode into this restaurant through the side wall like the alcoholic kool aid man

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when you’re 29

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@MrAlexisPereira WHAT THA FUK HAPPEN

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I'm Bam Margera and this ones called murder the director's family

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muscle-man contest at the JFK assassination

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The best use of AI is to take a random picture of the floor at a restaurant where you are eating. then do the AI, and show a waiter … like “sir I just saw this, what’s going on”

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my wife doesnt think its funny that this guy's name is "erection", please rt if you think its funny also its my birthday so

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yo I hope he's ok and all, but why'd they do his goatee like that

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@DailyLoud He’s so ready

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i keep saying Quinton Quarantino and now I can’t think of the real dudes name

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4 years

forget favorite movies... what’s your most viewed movie? it’s usually weird. mine is Rat Race.

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my opinion: fish way too big

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Twilight is good now

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bert derner nert, nert nurrrrr nurt

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*breathing heavily*

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@ijessegarcia Who is allowed to shit on me

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@JordanPeele Holy shi

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just found a guy on youtube who thinks his house is haunted, so he records it 24/7 & uploads it to youtube, hoping that people find the ghosts because he is too lazy

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nothin to promote. gonna make some afternoon coffee. follow me or some shit.

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@MrAlexisPereira me pulling up on complete strangers’ twitter drama and popping into the replies

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punk in 2020 is a director leaving the shutterstock watermark in the final cut

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@IngramAlerts Kyrie is just Aaron Rodgers !? 🧐

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set up a camera on my cat’s food to see why he was losing weight and discovered that we are running an animal soup kitchen

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i collected 15,000 vhs tapes for this project

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@TheEpicDept all tweets sent from that super normal app that we all know and use

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i named him VEINUS

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pissing off my wife by convincing our kid that i invented the phrase ‘no way jose’

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awkward episode of House Hunters

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@TheBlueisin123 @DudespostingWs my 7yo kid was filming when a chris taylor foul ball came our way. someone caught & handed it to her and it was the absolute best thing ever

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when you straight up love to pee

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@PFTCommenter Caitlin’s record will be destroyed next year when when the NCAA unveils the new 3,600 point line

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all the previous cherry coke designs ruled

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remember when south korea made a custom bomber jacket for mike pence

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@LisaRieffel I think he's.... (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) horneigh

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i am howling

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god bless The San Fernando Valley

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@DavezONAIR @RexChapman it was jerry falwell jr

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cool

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@cushbomb @JucheMane the budget is scant

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@BaseballQuotes1 There should be a device on the umpire that’s wired to a 50,000 volt battery and if he gets the call wrong Dude gets that juice

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laughing about throwing a party and only inviting people afflicted with poison oak, and then inviting one regular friend

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@rahm3sh @Mufaa6 lmao

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@PardonMyTake He wanted them to know he was thankful and happy in the moment but he also wanted them to know FOH

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@i_zzzzzz ahh time to vote for “best short doc” *gets out stopwatch*

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my mom and my wife when I leave the room

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@BrightInsight6 I'm pretty sure it can be a coincidence.

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3 years

double jump moving out of video games into IRL

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lol #gamergate http://t.co/Y0BArIlDA7

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@textfiles @bencjenkins laughing so hard at this one I found

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first-day new guy in the office just took a huge shit on the floor, and his confidence is still wildly in tact

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sweeping all categories

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lmao come on

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teen cum should def have a chill highschool experience

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what if, after the 4 minute thumb-only guitar solo, he approached the microphone and was like... *deep breath* "bert derner nert, nert nurrrrr nurt" for 6 more min

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one of the thousands of fascinating things about bam margera is how he knows the capital city of every country on earth

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i’m so very sorry

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@dril you have to ask the king he’s a big bitch about it

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@drmistercody I have mentally blocked out this guy from my brainscape. But ppl routinely seem extremely baffled at how bad his path has been. is there a place where can I quickly read up on what dumb shit he said and what happened to him? he looks like shit

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@MailOnline marrowjuana

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@iPad_Latino @tomwalkerisgood ????

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check out the FRENCH POSTER for the classic American movie 'The Invisible Homie'

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@MattBinder @ByYourLogic

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@RexChapman I liked the part where he showed him what he was going to do

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gnight

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i just found an old logo from an ABA team i never heard of and the logo is real good

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Its awful. Imagine being locked inside a tiny, broken, ramshackle vessel for all eternity, stuck at the freezing bottom while the whole world watches, everyone praying for your escape. That’s right folks, I’m talking about Shohei Ohtani

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@i_zzzzzz hey bro, can I borrow your phone? Me: yeah man . hang on real quick

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Lmao My heart will goon

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@Gemineye870530 beat it its a joke freak

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@MasterTes @mrmedina four guys, eight first names

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johnny depposition flexing that 4 year Atlantic Sun Conference championship run 95-99

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@DailyLoud These incredible numbers were built up while battling against powerhouse defensive FORCES such as the Long Beach State Elbees, where Junior went freak mode notching up *checks notes* 4 points

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@ihyric Everyone reacting to your take

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@logmeoutnowpls @coolp1np shit got me carvin bullshit onto tree stumps while my whole crew starvin to death

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@GenePark me in the backseat drivethru

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@PardonMyTake Badgers is short for Badginas

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my man is about to whack some serious hog

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the computer assigned an actual mugshot to this repeat offender

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Q people are too braindead to ask themselves why satan worshippers would choose not to be world class speed metal guitarists living in Prague or cave jumpers living in Bangkok... but instead be assistant legislative policy analysts living in McLean, Virginia

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@DrPhil

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I used AI to see what was goin on outside the frame of Tom's old Myspace photo

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