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@nutmeggles

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I enjoy steak, knitting and Batman. Proud reply gal. Lovable Nerdfighter. Too many gifs. Appreciates @Kristodynamics #ADHD AF #BLM #FreePalestine ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™ She/her

Denver, CO
Joined June 2008
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I know we have fun on here. Do bits, make memes, rib each other about pop culture but there are people on this site who really matter to me. Not just meatspace people but those I only know through this rectangle in my hand. You matter and I love you. Honest and true.
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No way this photo choice isnโ€™t intentional
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โ€˜$70,000 CEOโ€™ Dan Price resigns after allegedly grabbing woman by throat
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Found a guy. And now I really will log off.
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@AldoButtazzoni Kids like to play dress up and think adults who play dress up are fun, news at 11
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@paddingtonposts Iโ€™ve said it before and Iโ€™ll say it again
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There was a thread about this before but I feel itโ€™s very relevant we do it again: tell us about a time you actually needed the police and they either did nothing or made the situation worse.
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Genuinely never understood people who said Super Size Me was "such a revelation" and "changed their life." McDonald's is evil but they never hid what their food is. "Hot Coffee" should be your call to arms, not the abusive alcoholic's fake experiment.
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Supersize Me was never a film about corporate greed or American industrialized food. It was about class and morality. It was about the dumb things the poors do to destroy themselves, and a cool hipster who walked through their fire but escaped alive because he had a cool mustache
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Kaitlinโ€™s dad after Lil Nas X finishes
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Next yearโ€™s #RTExtraLife poster should just be @TheMilesLuna โ€˜s face while @KdinJenzen reads RWBY fanfic.
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Who fucking narcโ€™ed?!?
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@staidindoors This isnโ€™t illegalโ€ฆyet
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@ExileGrimm Kind of wanna throw up now
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I have had a rough day soโ€ฆMEME THREAD. Please ๐Ÿฅบ
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@Kryxies @GameSpot @pooldad Rough day for Green Arrow!
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@elonmusk @Astro_Angry Literally none of us are stopping you from going to Mars, you havenโ€™t found the tech to steal yet and got distracted by memes.
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@Lons @vermont_morgan Are we just gonna ignore instagram Kermit?
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What happened. โ€œWe canโ€™t do anything and itโ€™s too dangerous in this weather. Just ignore those situations, you canโ€™t help.โ€ Went back to work and just stared at my desk a little while.
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@mattxiv @britneyspears Paint it on the ceiling of every church
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@SameeraKhan Wouldnโ€™t a true alpha not need a pathetic woke woman like me to help him?
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@InternetHippo @AsAnActivist FINALLY! Retroactively erasing Damian Wayne from canon ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
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@Plopyflop @credenzaclear2 And he doesnโ€™t stick the landing. Ya hate to see it
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I refuse to believe this fish had no additional luggage.
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The Mysterious Fish at baggage reclaim.
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@PFTompkins @Randazzoj @KatrinaPierson Everyone began clapping, obviously!
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@trouble_man90 @robrousseau Howโ€™s that been working out, chief?
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I have two: one tame, one worrisome. At the funeral party for my grandfather, the cops were called TWICE because there were โ€œtoo many cars in the drivewayโ€ of my uncleโ€™s house. Yeah, the neighbor is the real jerk but the police still came out. Twice.
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@xFaeryPrincessx @female1st My father, who is a piece of shit in most ways, who hit me when I was young and now denies it or mocks me for remembering, used to tell me if a boyfriend was ever mean he could have the boy โ€œtaken care ofโ€. Itโ€™s fucking weird.
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@J2ocean_ @dollarstadonuts The devil works hard, Kris Jenner works harder but Twitter never ever sleeps.
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@HaitianDvorce When you eat aesthetic instead of calories
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@Srirachachau I think heโ€™s wonderful and yes, I enjoy the occasional TikTok fan cam but the last few weeksโ€ฆ The pain in his eyes is so real, this isnโ€™t cute or funny. Heโ€™s a PERSON. A man in his late 40s finally being recognized in his profession. Let him BE!
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@trouble_man90 @robrousseau Oh ok youโ€™re tweeting from a parallel universe where student loans were fully forgiven, people still vaccinate their kids, bigots know their damn place, trans people feel safe, Roe was codified and none of our taxes are going towards a genocide right now. Sounds nice, honestly
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@petersavodnik What the court is doing is actual violence
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@BennieDotGay @BonusEruptus I donโ€™t watch Euphoria so wasnโ€™t sure who Hunter is andโ€ฆholy shit
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Every damn time
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@TheWapplehouse
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Itโ€™s all โ€œk*ll your local pedophileโ€ and โ€œok, groomerโ€ about absolutely everything til itโ€™s your buddy and then itโ€™s โ€œwoah woah woah lets calm down and have a nuanced discussion about thisโ€
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@mualphaxi Does gay pride negate collective bargaining? Why the quotes?
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Him yell through my car door โ€œGET BACK HERE, BITCH!โ€ Got to work which happened to be right next to a precinct. Walked in to tell the cop at the front desk what I saw. The incident was a few blocks from our building. Cop didnโ€™t understand why I was telling him
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@MarxBoner69420 Fuck this world where DMX is dead yet Crowder remains.
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@Srirachachau Fight Club is about how owning this robe would solve all my problems
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@lukeisamazing When the brie is perfectly ripe but I need to run out for a baguette
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@Srirachachau He offered a personal tour of his studio to Adolf Hitlerโ€™s propagandist, bitched about the animatorsโ€™ labor strike until he died and was a founding member of the Motion Picture Alliance for the Preservation of American Ideals. But yeah no politics.
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@Syven_ @toliro @nytimes โ€œIโ€™m pro equality as long as it exists in the abstract/as a thought experiment and isnโ€™t about actual real people who experience prejudice and opposition on the daily for who they are....I donโ€™t want to feel bad!โ€
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Here to remind some of you that @Kyle_MacLachlan has a TikTok account that I highly recommend
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@chadzumock @kevinbrennan666 @DanWilbur @pattonoswalt Chad, Itโ€™s Megan. You donโ€™t understand how twitter replies work. You are speaking to Kevin right now.
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@stotlesz @nerdjpg I used to do that in my college apartment but I didnโ€™t use rubbing alcohol. Iโ€™m not a fool
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Well damn.
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@LPTN1776
Libertarian Party of Tennessee
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@ElijahSchaffer Nah. Every transgender person should own an AR-15. The actions of one doesnโ€™t reflect the actions of all.
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One day I was driving to work, it was snowing. I saw a car on the side of the road that appeared stuck in the snow. I saw a woman get out and *run* (best she could) away from the car in (a steadily rising) 8 inches of snow. A large man got out and stalked after her. I heardโ€ฆ
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Getting COVID
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WAVY. ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด
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What was trump funniest moment ?
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@such_hockey_wow @mairecaitriona @AITA_reddit Frankly, this dude is not a reliable narrator. For all we know, the friend was suicidal last year and decided to play it off as a joke in order to cope.
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@Srirachachau Saw someone say, โ€œThey didnโ€™t do anything creative with it.โ€ Itโ€™s a fucking cover! Of an incredible track! What more could you possibly want?!
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@dabi_hawks @Chatvert Also there is no timer on it. My man is just sitting in his office usually.
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@HoratioSkald Duality of man
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I donโ€™t need @ArtDecider I know Art when I see it
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@Altotus1 @KyrieAPage You donโ€™t know much about the history of voter suppression in Texas, do ya?
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@Tbone_1218 @delaneytarr So basically most of congress and the president?
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@ahumblebunnie Me having ADHD and seeing the date today
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@Kobayashi_BSLSK Iโ€™m using this way too often these days
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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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@BrndnStrssng @BonusEruptus Pitbull stays winning ever since Walmart sent him to Alaska
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How do you do, fellow shitposters! Letโ€™s meet down atโ€ฆ
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@Leaujacques @kibblesmith This is actually less depressing than...
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In response to a Fox News question about campus protests, the White House spokeswomen said the Department of Justice, Homeland Security and the Department of Education will be involved. This means the Biden administration may be pursuing federal charges against student protestors
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@Robotniix @Hi_Im_Sunfish Thatโ€™s exactly what heโ€™s saying but I doubt heโ€™ll admit it:
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@Chinchillazllla @LucasJ10133800 And people are really out here saying โ€œWhy did he video?โ€ Itโ€™s basic self defense at this point!
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DO THE FUCKING DISHES
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STOP GOING TO WORK!
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@elonmusk @Popeska @sampullara If youโ€™re forcing everyone into the office, I do not understand why you are having employee meetings HERE
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@Whatapityonyou @sarahekite Doesnโ€™t Elon literally have a horse thing?
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@fart @badpersonclub He is a very sad little man
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@spurtmagoo Computer, show me negative self awareness
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@TomiLahren Fuck off, Tammy.
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@lum1natrix @markiplier Mark at any given moment
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@chIoecherrie @Devilishleftist So he got tired of sexting his whole TL?
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@plsleaveamsg_ โ€œ9 times out of 10โ€
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@vissersixxx You want a yeast infection? Cause thatโ€™s how you get a yeast infection!
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@Timcast Cry harder
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@Geoheck Oh, there is hope!
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@IWriteAllDay_ @dollarstadonuts Hold the hell up...I got married in Colorado and one of the questions they asked when we got our license is โ€œAre you related?โ€ I am totally confused?!?!
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@MollieStratton @TheGloomyTexan @Brandi_Davis81 Also years later: โ€œWhy donโ€™t my children call or visit or want me to visit?!?โ€
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@carolinefiend @appuntito160 Peak โ€œIโ€™m not madโ€ energy there. Funniest thing heโ€™s done in years.
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Courage the cowardly dog would have fucking killed you
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this episode of Spongebob was stressful af as a kid
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@yiannna Me with these photos.
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Started watching @AchievementHunt Letโ€™s Play Minecraft again and 3 separate times, Iโ€™ve zoned out and refocused just in time to hear @IAmLindsayJones and @RyanTheTwit discuss porn. From now on, I picture this when they interact:
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@spurtmagoo Who pays for Apple Music AND Spotify??? And why are they obsessed with people occasionally getting Starbucks?
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@CSugarsweets Yes, any opportunity to repost one of my favorite things.
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Same energy
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@undefeatedmatt @ChrisKattan4eva @GregAbbott_TX Let me guessโ€ฆ you also think prisons are โ€œfascistโ€? โ€ฆ
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