I know we have fun on here. Do bits, make memes, rib each other about pop culture but there are people on this site who really matter to me.
Not just meatspace people but those I only know through this rectangle in my hand. You matter and I love you. Honest and true.
There was a thread about this before but I feel itโs very relevant we do it again: tell us about a time you actually needed the police and they either did nothing or made the situation worse.
Genuinely never understood people who said Super Size Me was "such a revelation" and "changed their life."
McDonald's is evil but they never hid what their food is. "Hot Coffee" should be your call to arms, not the abusive alcoholic's fake experiment.
Supersize Me was never a film about corporate greed or American industrialized food. It was about class and morality. It was about the dumb things the poors do to destroy themselves, and a cool hipster who walked through their fire but escaped alive because he had a cool mustache
@elonmusk
@Astro_Angry
Literally none of us are stopping you from going to Mars, you havenโt found the tech to steal yet and got distracted by memes.
What happened. โWe canโt do anything and itโs too dangerous in this weather. Just ignore those situations, you canโt help.โ Went back to work and just stared at my desk a little while.
I have two: one tame, one worrisome.
At the funeral party for my grandfather, the cops were called TWICE because there were โtoo many cars in the drivewayโ of my uncleโs house. Yeah, the neighbor is the real jerk but the police still came out. Twice.
@xFaeryPrincessx
@female1st
My father, who is a piece of shit in most ways, who hit me when I was young and now denies it or mocks me for remembering, used to tell me if a boyfriend was ever mean he could have the boy โtaken care ofโ.
Itโs fucking weird.
@Srirachachau
I think heโs wonderful and yes, I enjoy the occasional TikTok fan cam but the last few weeksโฆ
The pain in his eyes is so real, this isnโt cute or funny. Heโs a PERSON. A man in his late 40s finally being recognized in his profession. Let him BE!
@trouble_man90
@robrousseau
Oh ok youโre tweeting from a parallel universe where student loans were fully forgiven, people still vaccinate their kids, bigots know their damn place, trans people feel safe, Roe was codified and none of our taxes are going towards a genocide right now.
Sounds nice, honestly
Itโs all โk*ll your local pedophileโ and โok, groomerโ about absolutely everything til itโs your buddy and then itโs โwoah woah woah lets calm down and have a nuanced discussion about thisโ
Him yell through my car door โGET BACK HERE, BITCH!โ Got to work which happened to be right next to a precinct. Walked in to tell the cop at the front desk what I saw. The incident was a few blocks from our building. Cop didnโt understand why I was telling him
@Srirachachau
He offered a personal tour of his studio to Adolf Hitlerโs propagandist, bitched about the animatorsโ labor strike until he died and was a founding member of the Motion Picture Alliance for the Preservation of American Ideals.
But yeah no politics.
@Syven_
@toliro
@nytimes
โIโm pro equality as long as it exists in the abstract/as a thought experiment and isnโt about actual real people who experience prejudice and opposition on the daily for who they are....I donโt want to feel bad!โ
One day I was driving to work, it was snowing. I saw a car on the side of the road that appeared stuck in the snow. I saw a woman get out and *run* (best she could) away from the car in (a steadily rising) 8 inches of snow. A large man got out and stalked after her. I heardโฆ
@such_hockey_wow
@mairecaitriona
@AITA_reddit
Frankly, this dude is not a reliable narrator. For all we know, the friend was suicidal last year and decided to play it off as a joke in order to cope.
@Srirachachau
Saw someone say, โThey didnโt do anything creative with it.โ
Itโs a fucking cover! Of an incredible track! What more could you possibly want?!
In response to a Fox News question about campus protests, the White House spokeswomen said the Department of Justice, Homeland Security and the Department of Education will be involved. This means the Biden administration may be pursuing federal charges against student protestors
@IWriteAllDay_
@dollarstadonuts
Hold the hell up...I got married in Colorado and one of the questions they asked when we got our license is โAre you related?โ
I am totally confused?!?!
Started watching
@AchievementHunt
Letโs Play Minecraft again and 3 separate times, Iโve zoned out and refocused just in time to hear
@IAmLindsayJones
and
@RyanTheTwit
discuss porn.
From now on, I picture this when they interact: