Matt the Buff Joker @undefeatedmatt Twitter profile

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2 years

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife more than football?

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We know a couple who are splitting up (dude cheated) and the wife just posted on IG, he sent her a clown costume on Amazon with a gift receipt saying “I know it will fit, you c*nt” and I’ve never wanted to drive to a dudes house and beat him on his own yard my entire life

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If you have a Blue Sky account, we are bullying Jimmy Fallon

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The Four Divorcedmen of the Apocalypse

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Kid Rock makes music for guys who have to breathe into a tube to start their cars

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Joe Biden is one dumb MFer

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A Joe Biden op-ed: "I’m proposing an additional $300 million to reinvigorate community policing in our country. Every single police department should have the money they need to institute real reforms"

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My dude, if you liked you wife and kids so much you shouldn’t have fucked your next door neighbor

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I’m a very monogamous person and I don’t think I can think of anyone in my immediate or extended family who has been unfaithful (a couple of aunts married dickheads who cheated). I’m just not sure how men, especially men with children, can ruin their whole life over some pussy

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@ajplus You’re telling me the guy who built an empire on the wealth his father extracted from Africa and passed along to him, is running exploitative racism factories

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I told my kid that using some paint and imagination, she could transform this pumpkin into anything she wanted… She wanted to transform it into a tomato

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Chasing Kyrsten Sinema into a wine cave and then rolling a giant boulder over the entrance

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If you had a Time Machine, would you be able to go back and do what needed to be done?

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Not everything is about you, Dean

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Gonna tell my kids this was Hans Kristian Graebener

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🕯️ Manifesting 🕯️

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Every time

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1 year

NEW: Baltimore Police say the person shot was 17 years old, saying he was displaying traits of an armed person before he took off running. Officers rendered aid and the 17 year old is in critical condition. @wjz

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Ya’ll wanna see a dead body?

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Does this really work???

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@MrSmokerfied I hope it’s just an indicator of how hard she’s cleaning his ass out

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Hearing the news that in 2021 the US economy experienced its largest growth in 40 years at the same time there aren’t enough healthcare workers to staff hospitals or teachers to staff schools *might* be a sign that our economic system sucks shit.

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Well this blew up. I hope this little worm is on Twitter and sees how much everyone hates him and hopes he catches multiple beat downs

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Damn, this doin numbers. Remember ladies, get you a communist man. Most of us eat ass and none of us give a shit about the Super Bowl.

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Wife Guys never say divorce

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I’m with @joerogan

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Finally a good NFT

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If you’re the woman that got the clown outfit, DM me with his current location and I’ll take care of it. The people have spoken

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“The most progressive President since FDR”

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This MFer got his apes stolen once and then paid…38K in crypto to get one of them back. I’m at a loss for words.

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I hope you made him wear a rubber

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You are supposed to just lay down and take it. Anyone who doesn't, will be punished, severely.

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But Joe Rogan was a problematic endorsement...

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Just told my wife I’m circling the wagons to drive Jimmy Fallon off the new Twitter and she said “good, fuck him”

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Manatees are just nature’s baked potatoes

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Me and the boys on our way to do ageism and ableism to a thousand year old senator with dog food in her skull

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I was Josh Hawley’s roommate freshman year at Standford. I had to petition the RAs to get me a room change because he jerked off 24/7. He would even run home between classes to crank hog and go back w/o washing up. Nobody would room with him, his room was known as the “JO Lounge”

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JOSH HAWLEY calls on men to take action and lead the republic: “Their manhood is the problem. More and more men are withdrawing into the enclave of idleness, porn, and video games.”

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If they made a movie about your life, who would voice your hog?

The A.V. Club

@TheAVClub

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Jason Mantzoukas is voicing Tommy Lee's penis in Hulu's Pam & Tommy

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Elon Musk tweets stolen boomer memes at 4am and spends his day sucking up to a man who calls himself Catturd and a Malaysian man whose body was once literally infested with ants, and you think other people should be acting “normal”?

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@elonmusk @CommunityNotes Leftists when Elon asks them to be normal and reap the same rewards

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4 years

Check out the 3/20, for March 20th, the day Biden promised Warren she could be VP if she dropped out.

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She put DBFH (Dream Big Fight Hard) and BLM (Black Lives Matter) in her shot. Absolute legend.

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Very cool to see this dystopian horror story on my timeline and all of the boosted replies are like “yeah, we should k*ll people for literally anything”. Great job @elonmusk

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@RedStarLimited Damn. An actual babysitter fucker: absolute shitbag

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Kandist

@kandistmallett

3 years

Pictured: Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi officiating the wedding of an oil heiress.

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Found a gal…

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I don’t gotta pay for clout. I was born to post

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@undefeatedmatt If you don’t have 8$ then just say that chief.

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This is the breastfeeding 5 year old now, feel old yet?

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@esjesjesj This is how I found out Ian Miles Cheong was dead

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A lot of right-wing accounts who have spent the last 9 months attacking and harassing trans people online/in state legislatures are having a hard time believing Elliot Page was attacked and harassed for being trans. Their evil opinions don’t matter. Support our trans friends 💪🏳️‍⚧️

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Me, waking up and logging into Twitter every day

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Come the fuck on, man

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St. Louis Sushi (ham wrapped around cream cheese and a pickle)

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April Wilde Despain

@AprilDespain

1 year

Uh oh. All the “inclusive” and “tolerant” have found my tweet and are mocking my family bc we dare to believe differently than them. I’m so sad. 😔 Oh well. To all them I say: Here’s another pic of us enjoying what we believe about gender, sexuality, identity, and love. ❤️😘

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Now a bunch of anarchist dorks are mad at me because the NFL is good actually and revolution will only come if you can talk to people about football. (This is a shitpost you fucking nerds)

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Bad news folks, now she knows I’m in she wants my first code

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@washingtonpost Lol “police say”

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Yeeessss, destroy him

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Literally nobody wants you or your dumb kids at pride, idiot

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Liberals, this is the problem. I don't have an issue with Pride month. I'm a straight married man with kids. I have gay friends. I've been to Pride parties and events. I'm comfortable in who I am. I even laugh along when my gay friends make fun of my masculinity. It's ok to poke

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💪💪

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Choose happiness

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@heckyessica Damn, they should have gotten real jobs. RIP

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Shut the fuck up

Irate 🖕Consumer 🤬 (BIG MAD) 😡

@irateconsumer69

1 year

Matt, the buff arm dude, wants people to act like heathens in public and never have consequences. He probably would tell your daughter she deserved to get raped for dressing so provocatively.

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Sorry for starting a discourse I guess

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The Watertown Police Department is sad to announce one of our officers, Lt. Pigg E. Smalls, died of starvation outside the Starbucks on Patten St today The ANTIFA employees made Lt Smalls wait for his Biscotti and Coffee Milkshake and he passed away. #BackTheBlue #ThinBlueLine

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That’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard, you must be a god damn child + ratio + L

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@undefeatedmatt @gayest_tone @seapherkrun @9mm_smg The rich are rich and the poor are poor bc of their own decisions with their money. To think otherwise is ignorant. And it crashes bc of reckless spending in Washington.

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Trying to make it a special Mother’s Day for ALL of the moms out there, one ratio at a time

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I’m dying rn

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Hot Take: Will Forte is a better actor than anyone who has taken home the Oscar for Best Oscar this century

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Look at how they really start to fall away in the early 2000’s when most of the boomer women were in their 40’s and 50’s

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@Adequate_Scott There’s a graph that shows how drastically abortions in the US dropped off after Boomers became infertile. They had all the abortions and then decided it was time to tighten up restrictions. Women like this belong in a 🪵 chipper

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Brilyn Hollyhand

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Hey Dylan Mulvaney, Let me lay this out for you in the simplest terms possible: My friend @SarahHuckabee is a real woman. You are not. @BudLight - take note!

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RIP weird beastiality lady

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Imagine paying 8 dollars a month to make a 500 word tweet telling everyone how CBD made you poop your pants. Hilarious

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Come the fuck on, Dr Wolff

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Life of Brian

@BrianXPlaid

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@catturd2 @elonmusk @lindayacc I just subscribed for a year. Wish I hadn't done that.

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His name was Kevin Greeson #NeverForget

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He lost interest in his marriage once it turned 18

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and there it is

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It hurt like hell but I think it came out really well

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Hey everyone; the dipshit blue check with the worlds tiniest hands is back posting 4000 character tweets that nobody is reading

A Republic, Not A Democracy

@Truth12_12

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@BRobs1776 @ConservativesSo Studies related to Drag Queens and children: -------------- "Drag queens, otherwise known as “female impersonators," are most typically gay men" Jennifer O’Brien Ph.D. All Thing LGBT ------------------------- The proportions of heterosexual and homosexual pedophiles among

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@CateSJewels Queen 👸

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Honesty if this prick was at my kids bus stop every day I’d sneak up on him with a spiked fuckin bat. What a dumb pussy

Tolly Taylor

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Tonight on @wbaltv11 : A man with an AR-15 has been showing up for weeks to a school bus drop off for local elementary school students. Parents say their kids are afraid, the man says he’s protesting @GovWesMoore ’s new gun control law. You’ll hear from both sides at 5+6pm.

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@JohnCleese Bro, you’re worth 20 million dollars. Don’t you have some grandkids you could be chilling with instead of whatever this is?

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Damn, where was he when we needed him?

Jonathan Guyer

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I am here outside the New York Public Library, which is holding a 100th birthday party for Henry Kissinger tonight. The guest list is secret, but I've confirmed that Secretary of State Tony Blinken will attend. I'll be here on the red carpet, documenting who else shows up.

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Erica Wylie

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@jordanbpeterson They can have a black James Bond if they give us a white Shaft. Or how about a remake of Roots with an all-white cast? Or, how about they actually create a NEW action franchise with a black lead? Can they create anything new anymore?

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Grifters gonna grift

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@StephanieCarvin Next make a cake that looks like The Hague and then lock yourself inside it

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Hell yeag

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Today is the day I eat a Turkey leg for breakfast

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This might just look like a right-wing reactionary attacking women, but the truth is I was a fry cook at a Hooters in MD in college and Matt Walsh used to come in and jack off in the bathroom. He got caught and we dragged him out while he was crying with his little dick out.

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No Goombas on Mars 👎 👎 👎

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@elonmusk The Republic of Mars should have immigration laws that prohibit woke/socialist/communist immigration. If they don't like it they can stay here or build their own rockets and facilities. Do you agree? Or have a policy that aligns better with your wishes?

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“Daddy, what’s a BOFA?”

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Once dudes hit a certain age they begin to develop very strong opinions on what root beer is the best root beer. It’s perfectly natural.

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Miller Lite really chose this person to be the face of their working-class beer brand. These ad agencies are suicidal.

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In honor of my shithead neighbors moving out today, here’s a video of their dog having sex with a bag of garbage before tearing it up and leaving trash all over the lawn

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So for the past two months I’ve been scamming boomers on FB by telling them I will get them counterfeit Vax cards but stealing their identity in the process, and using it to buy a bunch of shit that I then Re-Sell on Facebook to the same stupid assholes. Here is Decembers haul: