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mostly tweeting stuff about #space , #DARPA , #politicaleconomy and #law . also stupid jokes

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@polishXcellence I think this is particularly hilarious bc joe rogan had the "aliens built the pyramids" guy on and didnt correct him but absolutely rinsed walsh
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@hello__caitlin It’s bc the nazi guy wrote about how much he loves libsoftiktok in his screed. Pretending he’s not a nazi is easier than explaining why libsoftiktok is popular with Nazis
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@JennyENicholson I respect him in a way. I've always **wanted** to do this but have always been restricted by the invisible shackles of society (and getting arrested)
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@dieworkwear Never have I seen someone who needs to log off more than Jordan B Peterson
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@evemmore She had her own Star Wars show with lifelong residuals and she fumbled the bag simply bc she would not stop posting about antivaxxers being like Jews during the holocaust. She got multiple warnings. I would curl up in a fetal position when that caliber of mistake hit me too
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@pitdesi Long sigh
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The amazing architecture of Lisa Frank Lloyd Wright.
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@taylorgarron “Ohhh fuck yeah I’m buying pine nuts” [5 days later] There is no way I am making pesto by hand
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@KyleTheDavid One time a cop pulled me over and was like “license, registration, tell me everything you know about asexual reproduction of salamanders in highly isolated environments” and I was like fuuuuuuck
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5 years
@burningman just got word from the BM tech team. Everyone in front of me in the que should definitely for sure log off. Everyone after me is fine.
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@lizatliz Both hillary clinton and gore won the popular vote.
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@thejamham “Pfizer isn’t trying to kill you they want you to live long enough to buy viagra” seems like the way to thread that needle
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@SeanMcCarthyCom My favorite thing is people digging up old Bernie videos and it turns out he’s been saying extremely cool stuff for like 50 years
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@chicagobeers1 @AliMortell The guy who draws massive crowds when he speaks is a below average public speaker you say?
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@Robbiepierce @fibulaa Yeah you gotta train them like dolphins
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@aetiology I am once again asking science communicators not to double down on statistical models that 95% of people neither understand nor care about. Just give people a free beer if they get vaccinated and call it a day
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@FranziaMom Chicago had 617 murders in 2023. A lot of people are weird crime hypochondriacs who constantly think crime is worse than it really is bc they get off on the fantasy of being in danger.
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FYI 'trigger warnings' & 'triggered' were developed by sexual assault victims as a way to flag content that could potentially cause ptsd from rape. Ironic mockery of that terminology is an odious way to stab at people who are already going through way too much shit. pass it on
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4 years
@AZBAhart @Joyce_Karam One reason people insist that you use the proper channels to change things is because they have control of the proper channels and they’re confident it won’t work
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@puckett101 @pandarevolt do you see anyone having a very long meeting???? yeah, not anarchists.
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@Media__Pundit @stefabsky Star Wars is very clearly for adults, you can see this in the themes about fascism, war, death, and spirituality. Just bc it has characters that children can relate to does not mean it’s *for* children
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@offeyicial @drooliet imagine trying to explain to a flat earther how orbits work and they say "why do you hate whimsy and fun"
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@NimbyPatrol I lived in san francisco for 8 years and I'm so car brained that I never even considered this objectively true and good proposal
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@zlingerrr This guy is an artist in germany, they don't really have the same homelessness problem the US does. it's just art man not hostile architecture.
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@UAPForward @kenklippenstein routine background checks on public figures is *incredibly* standard Conspiracy thinking rots your brain man, touch grass
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3 years
@kamilumin The United States also did this after World War II. Then boomers slowly made it illegal to build more housing to protect their investments
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@buffalocialism I’m sorry about everyone whos whole life is completely rat fucked by rent but we can’t build more housing bc it would ruin the character of the neighborhood. Also I will be vetoing any public transit at next months zoning meeting.
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@UAPForward @kenklippenstein it literally says "FOIA nerd" in his twitter bio Sometimes things aren't conspiracies, coverups, or psyops.
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@mjcunniff A lot of people ask this question like they think the answer is "better coffee in the break room."
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@dguido @ElissaBeth This is cool but it is incredibly unrealistic to assume the cops will help you with stolen items
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@leahfrombklyn All of civilization could be like this if we legalized building housing. People just vibing, hanging out, living their best lives. We have the technology to live in a paradise but made it illegal.
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@kristentootie For me, the takeaway is that the United States could be like this if we had built enough housing to keep up w population growth. Imagine how much better life would be w 400$ rent. Ppl could pursue passions
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@esjesjesj I went to a wolf reserve and the guy running it said people are very surprised by the massive size of actual wolves bc movies use huskies as stand ins. Also apparently a lot of movies have to cgi the tails of huskies bc they wag when they are good boys on set.
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@Casey @elonmusk @NASA @SpaceX Elon Musk can both do good things and be an irresponsible asshole. We don't have to deal in absolutes. or pretend misconduct didn't happen bc someone did something separate but great.
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This got DARPA / AFWERX funding and it can remove 99.9% of viruses, bacteria, and fungi from the blood without removing medication. It can *end* sepsis deaths which is what kills 50% of people in hospitals globally.
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US Pentagon has funded a blood filter for a dialysis machine that removes the #SARSCoV2 coronavirus from the blood - FDA has approved it for emergency use. It has been used to treat nearly 300 patients. #COVID19
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@neiltyson It’s weird how people are like, ahhh but this would collapse the price of metals Bruh, that is the whole point.
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@elsecaller_ @tahukann it's wild that you watched that, and took the exact incorrect message from it
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@zlingerrr I would simply not bomb a hospital with white phosphorus
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@rocketrepreneur @leschwartzberg @flyingcircuits Congrats. Someone get this guy a great big Missed The Point trophy
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@kenklippenstein I never get tired of the guy who paid 44 billon dollars for a website that constantly catches him bullshitting and brutally corrects him. Quite possibly the most expensive self own in history??
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@ThorSpeed @ycsm1n killing people seems like a huge hassle tbh
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@EricRWeinstein @nytimes Bari Weiss has long history of trying to get people fired for what they say. It seems extremely weird to defend her when she is herself a huge proponent of cancel culture
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@EnglishRail a buddy of mine bought a Lower East Side apartment he had been squatting in for 1$ if he agreed to bring it up to code. to be fair, it was a nightmare building and at the time it was an extremely dangerous area.
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@hankgreen @alpolston I got a sensitive content warning on these for some reason lol
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@ManBanality @lizatliz insane, ahistoric take.
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@khuey_ Learning about cancer alley was a genuine blow to my sense of justice and human decency
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@Paradosso lmao dude, should they check to see if it works first or ??
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@NaturelsMetal Imagine if you were out w a group of friends and found a burrito the size of a school bus.
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@buffalocialism Also I love that the best solution people can come up with for this is rent control. Like sweet, I can never move again or my rent quadruples.
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@ebeggin1 This explains a lot about the delay between videos lol
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@punished_cait I don’t want to absolve nextdoor in any way but I don’t think we should overlook widespread lead poisoning in boomers.
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@Jacobkupp Almost as wild as “penguin random house” for a book company. Wtf
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@HummingbirdRSO @FranziaMom There were 853 murders in Japan in 2022. On a per capita basis that is insanely safe as a country compared to a single city in the US. YET, this kind of inflation around crime stats is exactly what I’m talking about
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@terrifiedsand @Crawf33 @thomas_violence Thanks for posting this I’m not Australian and had no idea what Christmas Island Is
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@zeta_globin Typical phd flirting technique
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@nytclimate [asteroid hurtling at earth] Scientists: we have a way to shoot the asteroid w a laser Me: i dunno, sounds expensive.
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@awkward_duck @AshleyLatke damn do people care about being effective and building the coalitions necessary to make things happen or just stubbornly sticking with a terrible phrase? it's wild that we have to relitigate the importance of branding.
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@NatureisScary this is just footage of me drunkenly eating a burrito late saturday night
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@r4t_l0rd The marvel opening sequence is a pretty good flash warning tbh
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@ImNotOwned Yeah, I can't believe people would talk about ...wars? and global pandemics that killed millions?
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@carlyewisel @rachsyme Omg! Myopenbar was everything beautiful and promising about the internet.
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@JesseBlackSci A few years ago I kept meeting dudes that went 100% in on the jordan b peterson all meat diet and they all looked like prisoners of war.
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@anuhariharan i am a vegetarian and I like impossible burgers. They are typically vastly superior to like favabean and lentil patties or whatever.
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@aaronAcarr People always act like homelessness is some kind of complex mystery but it’s literally right there in the name
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@fermatslibrary This feels like one of those things Muslim artists knew for a thousand years that some French guy thinks he discovered
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@deadeyebrakeman @ItsDanSheehan My favorite thing was when disney opened the parks at a higher price but kept their corporate offices closed.
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@NatureisScary this is basically just a video of me drunk with a burrito on Saturday night.
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@mcsquared34 This is stupid. Hundreds of people were arrested and sent to prison for tax evasion. Her killers were jailed as well. There’s a great documentary about it called The Panama Papers
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@JesseThorn my favorite part is that the people who make those decisions at insurance companies are not even doctors!
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@danielgross I think it's incredibly cool that people who don't speak english can get a flexible job. They probably frequently cancel bc you have a low rating though
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@VanityFair One time I made Bari Weiss cry because I pointed out that she hung her career on promoting jordan peterson who is against gay people adopting orphans.
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@pineneck @mims [creating a salmonella outbreak to own the libs]
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@bulletproofexec Imagine liking rage against the machine and still misunderstanding the bands politics so deeply. Someone get dave a great big Missed The Point trophy
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@IwriteOK you forgot the part where he had a secret kid with his maid
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@HummingbirdRSO @FranziaMom my point is: "A lot of people are weird crime hypochondriacs who constantly think crime is worse than it really is bc they get off on the fantasy of being in danger." My point is not: "chicago is crimefree"
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@agraybee I studied econ in college and I cannot stress this enough: **economists are not scientists** It's just polisci w math Maybe the study in question is valid, maybe it's not but any economics study should automatically viewed with extreme skepticism
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@tumblehawk @VanityFair she started the conversation by saying that we need to be more tolerant of opposing opinions and then after I said that she tried to get me kicked out of the conference lmao
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@sopbeen @nardopolo @elonmusk why would supporting Ukraine be an NPC action? seems like a compassionate thing to do because you care about the plight of an oppressed people.
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@leighbeadon rather than fantasizing about elder abuse I would simply repeal the laws making it illegal to build housing.
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@KFILE this is gaslighting combined with playing the victim. It's disingenuous and @harvardiop should make sure that comstock clearly addresses the way that a narrative around "civil discourse" is used to obscure actual issues.
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@revhowardarson A lot of people mistakenly think that the point of Ivy League institutions is some sort of meritocracy when in fact the point is for wealthy people to pass power to their children.
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@IwriteOK surprise surprise, overthrowing a government is messy and unpredictable. Who, in latin america of all places, could have predicted this?
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@CRAIG_1664 @Joyce_Karam @1984__1984 my guess is that it will end with a more just society that doesn't hold out absolute monsters as monuments, which sounds cool as hell.
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@esjesjesj Lemon was constantly tossing him softballs like "Does the buck stop with you?" which is the easiest question in the world and Musk fumbled. You can tell that he's completely insulated himself with yes men
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@TinyWriterLaura @jamieloftusHELP this chick stalked me for weeks. lmao
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@LP_CLC @FDRLST This is much worse than I thought it would be 😳 Wtf?!?
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@shaun_vids Have faith son, this is all going to plan. Rockstars outdated mission design, lack of freedom, and clunky controls are a perfect distraction for us to slip away to Tahiti. Once these frustrations get to everyone, we’ll be rich in paradise.
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@HummingbirdRSO @FranziaMom ahhhhh you don't understand. I get it. have a good day
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@The_Law_Boy weird. I wonder why the guy was saying he couldn't breathe? Ohhhh well no need to investigate this further. Everyone should just take this flimsy, nonsensical ruling by a group of people who are work friends with the cops at face value.
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