tired: veganism is the only ethical consumption under capitalism
wired: grandpa, eating ass is the only ethical consumption under capitalism
greatly desired: tuberculosis is the only ethical consumption under capitalism
men: I love women with a sense of humour
women: *exist and are hilarious*
men: oh no not like that at all i meant able to laugh at all my dumb jokes, not make jokes of their own, that's ridiculous what are you a lesbian
I don't know who needs to hear this but ... regardless of how much you hate your own body, take heart in the fact that there's ALWAYS someone out there who wants your nudes
I'm not the grammar police, I'm the grammar CIA, I'm just watching you make mistakes and taking careful note and building a syntax profile and putting you on lists.
You ever been destroyed by the crushing realisation that you only have so much time on this planet to make a difference and you spend a third of it sleeping and another third binge watching Netflix?
The delay between you liking my tweet and you replying to it tells me how long you struggled with saying the first inappropriate thing that rolled into your mind
I swear some people treat the retweet button like it was the clit and the reply button as if it was the arsehole.
They act like they can't find the one, but come in guns blazing no warning for the second.
be the kind of person who makes me talk in run-on sentences while blushing and completely disregarding punctuation and grammar and generally my dignity and self-respect
big clit energy is not faking a single orgasm so that they learn what to do and what not, that's not just helping you, it's helping whoever they might sleep with next, that's one for the sisterhood