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@notnikkibot
NOT NIKKIBOT
3 years
I HOST A SNAPCHAT ORIGINAL SHOW 🪄🗣🥲💸🎙🔮💹📶🆙🔊
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@notnikkibot
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2 years
And?
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@notnikkibot
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No shade to this bitch! I don’t care!!!! But....just know....you’re a beautiful supermodel. IF ANY OF THESE BITCHES ARE???? Long gone are the 90s...the athletic womanly Cindy Crawford physique or the gaunt androgynous Kate Moss aesthetic. NOTHINGS REAL ANYMORE 🤷‍♀️
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@notnikkibot
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@chrisecrowley The pacing, the speed up is gradual and so natural and makes u feel insane cuz it still seems real
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@notnikkibot
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2 years
Life is very hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And sad!!!!!!!!! Everything is sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s very very very very very VERY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL but it is soooooo saddddddddddddd, I cannot contain the world within me
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@notnikkibot
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Every night around 8pm I find out it’s 10pm….
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@notnikkibot
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2 years
This is a serial killer.
@Maladroithe
Maladroithe
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Honestly we need to stop giving men chances, we really do
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@notnikkibot
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@CootersOddities @TraderMitchh @PicturesFoIder And she gave him NO signals she was interested. So he needs to accept his fate. His relentless disregard for how the other person feels (she is OBVIOUSLY UNCOMFORTABLE) is TERRIFYING.
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@notnikkibot
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IF U DIDNT STAN TEYANA DURING AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER SUPER SWEET 16 I DONT WANNA HEAR UR VOICE. IF U WERENT MESMERIZED BY HER CANDY THEMED BETSY JOHNSON STYLE DRESS AND THE FACT SHE GOT A BIKE FOR HER BDAY I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT UR OBSESSION WITH THE FADE VIDEO.
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@notnikkibot
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Yeah I fucking love them I love her sm I love him to her, I love love
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this just me smile odeeee 🥹🥰
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@notnikkibot
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Have made this grave mistake a number of times
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Chloe Sevigny enthusiast🐇
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Happy Pride Month
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@notnikkibot
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@erewhonsmoothie EW UR RIGHT, EVERYONE STAY THERE
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@notnikkibot
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1 year
Me reading this tweet
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@morningwitchy
witchy ✶ ephemera jackets are now live!
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my vet put tony getting his cold laser therapy on their insta and im dying, he has little goggles!!!
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@notnikkibot
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i know this pic gets hella circulated but for good reason...she's literally like...the most stunning thing i've ever seen
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@notnikkibot
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5 years
Send a woman $ tomorrow as a token of solidarity for today’s abusive oppression
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@notnikkibot
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10 months
@AjiSZN_ @bhoyszn You do realize neither of you are women right. Not sure if u realize you’re speaking on an experience your brain *literally has no capacity* to comprehend.
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@notnikkibot
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8 years
me to all my friends (piles of laundry) rn
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@notnikkibot
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1 year
Man I’m sad…I show apartments for my landlord and I really wanted these people to get this unit…it’s the first one I’ve ever shown that someone LOVED…begging me for it…they have amazing credit and tons of $ in their checking (I sent screen shots to my LL on their behalf)
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@lyneonme @Public_Citizen @AOC I almost rooted for him to pull thru in ANY WAY????? That’s how embarrassing it was
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Dream
@elizabethsmart_
Elizabeth De La Piedra
1 year
My man my man my man.
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literally
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@stylewithsamira Imagine having SPACE to store one entire season out of sight
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@notnikkibot
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@dox_gay hi comment section I love u all I’m so proud of us
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@notnikkibot
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@khloekardashian This is so problematic Khloé please.
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6 years
@quenblackwell Twins but different topics. Nothing went my way today. Everything feels impossible. Tomorrow will be better because it has to be......
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@notnikkibot
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@SweetCarmel77 @Kadiisworld Hate this take so much. Travis met kim first, he thought she was beautiful (she looks just like Kourtney)….nothing really transpired because she wasn’t the one. Decades go by and he finds the actual one. The end! It’s a very happy love story in and of itself!
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@notnikkibot
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7 years
@BostonKidd29 curious as to WHY and HOW an idiot finds logic in this.
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5 years
Literally no offense but I fucking hate every single person
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@hobxo well i’m crying
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@SONJARlTA Where are y’all seeing a visual of her am I blind
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@notnikkibot
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4 years
Can a m*n explain this please
@mizanishiva
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men will develop a crush on you and never like your posts again
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freakish story o’clock
@loookatmeimkiad
curry queen
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spending this summer making the tiniest clothes because this is the youngest that i’ll ever be so why not be as naked as possible 🪡
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@notnikkibot
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@Rachel_Sennott OR DONT ASK AND LITERALLY BE SEATED CHILLIN UNTIL UR NAME IS CALLED?????
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@KosmeticKrys We didn’t ask for this I’m crying
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Just masturbated with my Timbs on. Become ur own dream guy
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@Khalil97222650 @alexafiles Even if that’s true, genuinely why would u care in any way
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@notnikkibot
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6 years
It’s such a common twitter thing for dudes to pay for a girls nails. This is SO unrealistic for me. If someone paid for my nails I’d wipe my clit on their lips on sight like? My hormones would sweat out of me
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@yonomz @boulwiththejawn @lindsayzoladz I need a handwriting status update from the original poster….immediately……
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8 years
when ur having a good time for a couple min then remember ur depressed
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@torweee Dumped immediately I’m afraid
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@SavannahGuthrie With all due respect this is DISGUSTING. Normally I wouldn’t allow myself to form an opinion until haven’t watched the full interview, as clickbait is not representative, but wow. In general, really disgusted at the platform you’re giving him. Really disappointed overall.
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@notnikkibot
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One of the best PERFORMERS of all time
@Britsanity
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I really can’t get over this video like look at that PRESENCE
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@jarianaoutdid Literally why would she say this
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@PolitiksCommon @jr333_ @mistervvs_ @BiaPumPum honestly I’m reading every tweet and it wasn’t so yeah
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@notnikkibot
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There is so much evidence of magic in this world. It is amazing. I am here for it. Magic is real. God is real. Science is real. God=magic=the universe. **I don’t mean a white hipster christian Jesus**
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@sgrate_ Why is this sooooo funny impossible not to laugh
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@veedethe How tho. Literally back page? I don’t get how one...LOL IN ADVANCE OF THIS PUN...dips their toes into the $$$nudes$$$ industry
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@notnikkibot
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This is porn to me.
@MysticxLipstick
Ayoka
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Aquarius Moon and 11th house moon friendship 😂😂😂😂
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@texasflood10 @NikkiGlaser Then why do you follow her, engage with her content, etc.....? Objectively odd.
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@lowkeycrys @SwaggBoyObama @shyshyannnee Literally? Cos he has corona? I’m like...?
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hat game absolutely stooopid @MrEddieHuang
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@notnikkibot
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@stevepicray @replynomics @PicturesFoIder But why is he unable to discern that she is uncomfortable and overtly disinterested? That disconnect is not safe. He’s a human just like she is. It’s not anyone else’s responbility but his to understand how to be a human in a society.
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@notnikkibot
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I can’t wait to be a mom. I can...and I will. But I can’t wait y’all. Damn. I need a daughter dude.
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@SebLin10 @metasIasher Incredible question. The movie is fucking amazing. It is also entirely off putting
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5 years
need to feel HOT and WANTED but also need to clean my house smh
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@Browness God twitter is so funnnnyyyyy
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@takeyourzoloft Why are people attacking u this is a relatively harmless, inquisitive take lol
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5 years
Can everyone on depop suck my fucking dick. My prices are so obscenely low and people have the audacity to barter. I love the thrifty sensibility...I myself am a seasoned maxxinista...but girl fuck u lol
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@notnikkibot
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I want them to fuck sorry
@cherdoingthings
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cher posing with future for GAP
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WHAT R THE REST OF US SUPPOSED TO DO? BE CONSIDERATE????
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@AsiaChloeBrown @hoodcuIture She’s literally living out a fairytale and I couldn’t be happier for someone else
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@polomsy @CootersOddities @TraderMitchh @PicturesFoIder I can see why that doesn’t make sense at first glance. The “nice guy” shtick IS terrifying because the girl feels SO BAD being MEAN to him. He’ll likely turn at some point, after a failed attempt to coerce her (he’s been so nice, after all, she owes it to him!)…
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@_manishkapoor @dieworkwear R u joking. U must be joking. Women can’t exist or god forbid age without worldwide critique.
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@_OrgSunny was thinking a crusted pastel look from paris fashion week
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the female body is incredible. on its period it can eat 16 loaves of bread and be hungry 2 min later
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@cravemedia_ Girl we know
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@notnikkibot
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7 years
this could be us but i'd wanna ensure that this expression is on my own accord and that you respect my intellect and soul first and foremost
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@DoseofTi Yara Shahidi | Gigi Hadid
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@notnikkibot
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RTing because it’s important for once-young-boys-now-grown-men to see what their girlie counterparts were consuming 😌😌 high art!
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@notnikkibot
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Can’t wait to find a person to love or a job to love. currently I have neither lol
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Late night talks in the car outside ur home for 45 minutes with ur boyfriend in high school except its not ur boyfriend, it’s ur girl friend and ur mid twenties talking about your passions and horrible jobs and bosses and careers and wow.......beautiful
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🏺
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@notnikkibot
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We have to see dicks all the time so idc if this is too graphic for the timeline. ITS FUCKED UP GIRLS HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO SUCK THE SKIN OFF A DICK BUT 99% OF GUYS DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THEIR FUCKING HANDS. MEN, PLEASE STUDY THIS.
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I’m a supermodel now
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@BeeBabs @_trillspice Why....why is she special.....she’s regular....there are far more deserving candidates.....annoying
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@AmieNicoleLICSW @Zanitza @pxorq RADIO SILENCE FROM ROSEANN WITH NO E
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@notnikkibot
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*Also I “haha” his text because I’ve known this grumpster for 7 years now, there is no other route to success than killing with kindness, making him feel witnessed. I have tried opposing him, it sets everything back and is a waste of my energy. Intro to avoidant narcissists 101📚
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@FUCCl Inspirational really
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IM TRYING
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@ecareyo Kyle’s shoes are the ONLY clue that this is 2021 and not 2008
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Why as a man are u messaging me “hi” Speak ??
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@tayngel_ @yungdijj Ain’t nothin like meaty thighs
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“Hold on, not there. HERE.”
@LeArielleSimone
holistic mami✨
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was trying my best to be a supermodel years ago. now i’m in VOGUE for my wellness content. God really said hold on, not there. HERE.
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@meItingbytwice AND they have the same voice (which happens alongside this similarity, often)
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"what's up pink hair???" nothin much, guy with a trucker hat who thinks jack rabbit penetration leads to female orgasm
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@SnazzyQ i’m not joking this cured my depression
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@KeyshiaCole u NEED to see this. The recognition u DESERRRRVE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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billary blinton omggggggggg
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@KD_BANG @maxixcx1 I’m screaming at the top of my lungs and I only made it thru 3 seconds TWITTER ISNT ALLOWED TO BE THIS FUNNY OH MY GODDDDDD
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My literal reality is: 1st base: sex 2nd base: texting the next day 3rd base: pretending that we’ll hang out in the future
@RichieJamz
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new hierarchy of bases: 1st base: sex 2nd base: actually hanging out again 3rd base: spitting in eachothers mouth 4th base: sharing music
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