Luke Crowson @LukeCrowson Twitter profile

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

5 years

@Syncaglar @LCFC

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

I swear I've got something wrong with me. The sound of people breathing heavily or hearing people eat infuriates me

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

There's 525,600 minutes in a year and I'm hungry during every single one of em

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

4 years

Ready for the big game this afternoon. Come on boys!!! @lcfc 💙

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Luke Crowson

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7 years

What sort of fucking question is this

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

This does not slap me in the face with reality at all, don't see leaves making sick creps

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

4 years

Jordan north is looking miles better after that shave. #imacelebrity

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

3 months

@harrypnefc They ain't gonna shag you mate hahahahaha

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

Some say that if you do balloons without recording it on Snapchat it doesn't actually count and you don't feel anything 🤔

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

4 years

@Syncaglar @LCFC Been one of the best centre backs in the league this season and you’ve bossed it every time you’ve pulled on the shirt. No need to apologise🇹🇷🦊 💙

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

3 years

@ginsandsins @LCFC how you boys doing this season?

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

2 years

@FootyAccums It’s a Liverpool B team and Melbourne fucking victory

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

5 years

@LCFC

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

Tonight we're drinking from the bottle 😉👌🏻😈👅💥🍾💯

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

Just wanna fucking eat takeaways every night

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

Van McCann is on the undateables next week @thebottlemen

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

Who the fuck would ID Liam Gallagher

Liam Gallagher

@liamgallagher

7 years

I've just been told I can't buy cigs unless I got ID im 4FUKIN4 has the world gone mad

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

This Algerian man wanted two of our players to leave because #lcfc put a gay pride banner on their profile picture 😂

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

4 years

@LCFC @cengizunder @AyozePG Fucked it. What does Rodgers have against Ünder 😂😂😂

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

Customer announcement, this is a customer announcement can customer announcement please customer announcement, thank you

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

Imagine the state of his pillow after he’s been for a kip

Yunk Ariff

@kingarep_

6 years

Nak buat macamni okay tak?

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Luke Crowson

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6 years

💙💙💙 #lcfc

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

5 years

When you ask someone if they drive and they reply “I can drive, I haven’t got a license though” So basically what you’re telling me is that you can’t drive?

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

@jackjonestv Why the fuck do you insist on making these absolutely fucking dreadful scripted videos? Cunt

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

Why the fuck are some people so ignorant enough to full on read your message and not reply to a simple question??????

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

So buzzing with this! @KasabianHQ

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

5 years

@save_yemen_plz @HarryMaguire93 @Twitter @instagram Who got disrespected by Raul jiminez

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

3 years

@DanMac747 @LCFC Mate what are you talking about 😂

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

Fucking sound il have a few for that price

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

@SeanPSama @btsportfootball It literally was..

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

My dad just sent me this 🙃

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

@LCFC And it was a dive. Shame on you @Madders10 . Let your team down there mate

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

So my girlfriend demands that we watch Wolf of Wall Street then has a go at me saying I'm only watching it cause there's boobs in it 🙃

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

Imagine if rashford actually passed to Vardy 😍👌🏻 #lcfc

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

My mum commented on my dads facebook post. So me and my brother decided to think of sentences that rhyme

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

5 years

@RELionCrash @StevenCater9 @Madders10 I actually can’t believe someone has taken time out of their day to make this. Why would he move to mid table team?

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

@dyIanmiller @florino0 @GolBezan @LCFC @OfficialBHAFC Sorry Dylan have to disagree mate. What are you basing that on? Check out our avg home and away attendances. Beat you on both. We also have VERY good owners who aren’t short of a few quid. And these are our training facilities currently in the process of being built 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

Tried to do face swap with Thomas the tank engine and this is what happened

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

Ask yourself this question Danielle. Is it really worth it?

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

Them facebook posts like "tag a friend so they see this fork for no reason" are the least funny things I've ever seen in my life

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

Quick picture of my bedroom x

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

Them "thank god for puberty" posts hahahaha you were dog and you're still dog

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

I would literally rather not have any feet than wear these

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

I wish more people tweeted "work should be illegal on Sundays". Don't quite see it enough 🤔

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

1 year

@ManCity @Mahrez22 @premierleague He’s fucking unreal. The most technically gifted player that’s ever played for Leicester

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

3 months

@harrypnefc Unreal from you harrypnefc you massive virgin

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

Sash has a severely depressed neighbour by the look of things

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

@leemcentee01 Some people have they are live’s sorted right out 👌🏻👌🏻

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

Love hearing the rain outside when I'm tucked up in bed 🤗

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

5 years

I can’t fucking believe it. My girlfriend actually thought Piers Morgan played the pigeon women from home alone

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

@Youngyy_ Who you got in the quarters mate? 💩

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

You should be called gazLAD you crazy little fucker!!!!

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@GazGShore

7 years

I ordered a Hawaiian pizza from the takeaway and 1 can of coke... my can of coke says Hawaii on... wtf i'am done....

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Luke Crowson

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6 years

My girlfriend has tweeted/Retweeted 11 times about football tonight. Never thought I’d see the day. But I suppose if it’s coming home she might as well

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

Them people that slag you off rotten behind your back but then absolutely lick the shit out of your arse when they see you 🙃

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

@ItsLeo_Omg @amirhashemi_ @liamlcfc88 Nah he’s defo going Brighton if he’s landed there

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 months

@LCFC His subs need questioning sometimes. Iheanacho is dreadful, slow and lethargic. Taking KDH and Ndidi off takes out all of the energy in midfield

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

The things you do to make your girlfriend happy 😩😩😩😩😩

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

Either snow properly or don't snow at all 😩

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

@JoshMacDonald_

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

Why do people feel the need to state that they’re vegan in their bio? I literally don’t give a shit

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

4 years

@LCFC @eToro Is this bloke for real? How the fuck is Perez starting but ünder on the bench 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

2 years

@mambomurph @talkSPORT @laura_woodsy @Madders10 Yeah that’s exactly the reason they’d pick him mate. Compare his stats with every other midfielder Southgate has picked them come back to me 😴

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

I hate witnessing people take a swig of their drink whilst they have food in their mouth. Absolutely rank

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

@jsb_av1 @S1ngh32 @LCFC Very very well said 🙏🏻

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

Makeup tutorials are a godsend. Plenty of PS4 time for meeeeee

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Luke Crowson

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8 years

Hate them sneaky fuckers on facebook who don't actually press like on a video you've shared but go and share it themselves 🖕

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

@andii29 @Kentishspurs1 Yeah. Harry Kane the dopey cunt

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Luke Crowson

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3 months

@LCFC No coady????

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

4 years

@KbnMuhammet1 @Syncaglar @LCFC Everyone loves him. He wears his heart on his sleeve every game he plays. We’ve gained many points thanks to him

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4 years

😂😂😂😂

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Luke Crowson

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6 years

@LCFC @dan_ward52 Announce Jahanbakhsh

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

Dominos pizza Zimbabwe 😭

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

2 years

@LCFC Danny ward is fucking abysmal

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

What 17 year old fuckboys think they have vs what they actually have

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

6 years

It’s fucking love island

Nina Gibson

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6 years

#LoveIsland @LoveIsland when you come home to discover your husband has created you a VIP Love Island departure lounge, ready for 9pm! Suitcase full of goodies, a red carpet and control of the tv. Legend #love #besthubbyever #itv2 @carolineflack1 @IainDoesJokes

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Luke Crowson

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8 years

When the word count is 1500 and you've got 500 words left

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8 years

when you get ignored in the groupchat

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Luke Crowson

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@supersouttar Faes was crap mate

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

3 years

@ZidasBoy_ @LCFC Ünder is fucking shit 😂

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

@LCFC @vardy7 Announce Iheanacho isn't injured

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

1 year

@Plute93 @FutSheriff You stick to jairzinho mbappe and al owairan 😴

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

4 years

My mrs trying to advise me on how to spend my money

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3 months

@ellis_platten 😴😴😴😴😴

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

9 years

Posted this picture in my work whatsapp group and this was my managers response http://t.co/OnX5MDsEpw

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

5 years

@Vintage_Utd @SkySportsPL That definitely wasn’t the quote word for word 😂😂😂😂

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

8 years

I can't put into words how obsessed with makeup my girlfriend is. I'm surprised she ain't moaned about makeup tutorials not being on netflix

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

2 years

@talkSPORT @DarrenBent Best thing you did was get @DarrenBent on talkSPORT. Rodger’s needs to go, can’t trust him with money even if we could bring players in. No style of play, boring football and no plan B

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Luke Crowson

@LukeCrowson

7 years

I wish they made ice lollies of the red bit in the middle of twisters 😍

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Luke Crowson

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