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3 months

@Milk4EverToast me when my microorganism landlord be charging too much for the other microorganisms living there

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4 months

misogyny because of your own mother being paid to abandon you is the craziest story ngl

xilef the ruler

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4 months

in the early 2000s, winx club had an interactive website. the website revealed that riven's mother abandoned him for money, and as a result, he can't trust women . it was never mentioned in the show.

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@CobeyYOUTUBE homophobe. couldn't be me

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@anonstuck roxy is such a big sister it's insane

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@LadyCorthon grandma english on her way to make her last name a paradox

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@4rrthakaBoboa //

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@anonstuck thye changed it to give jane racial ambiguity (and yet dirk is still canonically white because it's never been retconned now??)

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@LadyCorthon corthon no

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@anonstuck gamzee's horns fall off and there's fucking purple blood EVERYWHERE

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2 months

fun police over here

holly :3

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2 months

there are so so few of these out there that actually like get what makes this funny and do the punchline right

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@liaaposting you're not british

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@koiflanyuri this is one of the guys i hope gets outed for smth

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@newnerevar does it clap when he walks

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9 months

SAY YOUR FUCKING PRAYERS YOU HUGE BITCH

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@Sakerift @BooneIsBritish no they fucking aren't

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9 months

ok what the fuck happened

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2 months

@ciphernomics i thought this was a short princess for a second

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9 months

@weyounsix // they also photoshopped max's head to make him more like a smug motherfucker. they're trying to make him look evil

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2 months

@HussieHints Check. Mate.

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2 months

is this fucking 3lamestudio

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2 months

"I want The Rambley Review" "We have The Rambley Review at home" The Rambley Review at home:

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3 months

@DioxideCancer the soy in your name seems very, very true now

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@KatyMontgomerie

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@LucasIfy89652 lucas please be bait

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@ManoEddoTweets @OlixYT @Roblox this is why bacon hairs suck

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@EdgeTheWolf @XEXEEZY radiator kink is crazy as an autistic person

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9 months

here goes fucking nothing

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@realfurryfucker @CookiMous nonono the point was to lose the pedophilic followers not interaction bait

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@KampmannLogan "boi" oh you're fucking seven gtfo off this site and do your fucking homework

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@nescartridges SAY PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4 months

@jaynoir__ the different timelines tho... there can be a john who does not discover the Trans thoughts and the john who does... i mean there are the Gosts of doomed timelines but idk if they all died to lord english

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2 months

@HomelessCretin gaster get the fuck in my office right now

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@LFourteen_ popgoes if actually giving news about their game a class

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@DanielTG85 I JUST BOUGHT JAYSTATION'S PLAY BUTTON AT 3 AM

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4 months

@habitovin can you do the one where he puts you in a foxy suit and makes you dance on the pole

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2 months

@roscpxtals1 @PARAPPA_LUVER2 @anonstuck when was it retconned quietly tho? is there any conformation because that's what the page currently says rn

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@anonstuck i swear i still can't tell if this is manipulation or his mind briefly going High

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@tundratitans i think you're stupid

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@KirbyCheatFurby HOW many will play?

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@taangeerine

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@newnerevar draw her caked up!!!

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@HussieHints

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2 months

when do they start getting hacked and posting gory videos and traumatizing people so parents will finally stop doing the ipad method.

iDuckFilms

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2 months

They probably copied this plot from some children's cartoon like Gumball.

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@squirrel @KitKat1294 @RubenSimExpose all he do is take credit for other people doing what he claims to do

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@honkszter he looks so strong yet so fragile

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@anonstuck no, because nepeta and gamzee are not related to eachother, and nepeta provided 50% of meulin's dna and gamzee provided 50% of kurloz's dna. 1/2

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2 months

no wonder giantmilkdud made him a character in toytalerp/tattletail... they both groomers

keithers || hq’s #1 (only) fan

@robotsfearme

2 months

for everyone wondering WHY this is happening, griffinilla attempted to date and get explicit content out of a 17 year old while he was 26 the reason why there’s no evidence is because this was all discussed in the (now altered) official fandroid server

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9 months

happy meals are gone and so are the toys. as the new ceo of mcdonalds.

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@zombieequius vriska. i hate vriska. she was obviously overutilized and played favorite by hussie

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@Sean_Ahlstrom hello sean ahlstrom

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10 months

#homestucksagainstpaywalls i'm on enough minimum wage as is i can't afford to pay shit to you. make it free you ficks

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@wendyhellohello i guess you could say, heh, it's in his wildest dreams.

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@REAL_fman122 @anonstuck she was borm with it via ectobiology pipe down

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2 months

@K1ssMeGoodbye_ if jucika popped out of the screen i woulda smooched her first

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4 months

@Plasqie_ @XEXEEZY

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@anonstuck wait what how

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1 month

@_Shunks_ show the username of the channel.

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1 month

no actually it's rubyquest

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homestuck is the first form of brainrot the internet had ever seen

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@zalgohellium fuck em up zalgo

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2 months

Seeking your help to evacuate my family from Gaza, organized by Philip Jacobson

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@1play5gay everyone use your vagina powers to get trixie off of the account

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2 months

me trying to convince the 5n @fbooru artists from 10 years in the past to try and not be freaky and draw mangle with her tits out or some bullshit

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@Thafnine they're faked though there's like a large thread abt it

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@roxylalonder *walks in with waiter costume and suspiciously big covered up plate* oh you won't like this

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2 months

@zalgohellium so wait, why am i even giving you vessels. it's not like tails is decomposing or anything

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@Suprmonkeyplush that's an animated gif retard why don't you get your brain checked for a lobotomy you don't remember since you don't remember what the difference between a animated and still photo is either

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@SuperYoshijrbro you son of a motherfucker lord english is coming

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@roxylalonder @solesbiab it means edging rules and confederates drool

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@newnerevar clank clank clank clank

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@HushMush14_ @lolnotlmao @SuperYoshijrbro dawg wtf u got autobalanced or something

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@awsumMoth @anonstuck ...what??

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dawg parents be yellin at chica have you SEEN foxy with dat lipstick my god

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Tweet like you in the fnaf universe

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@nescartridges Candace Opens An Interdimensional Portal

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9 months

why are all of you dying or going through breakups. pull all of your shit together

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@Noobnotareal @ascnddangls @shermanzuki @YaBoy75248323 yeah we should tbf

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@SinnohzRebooted don't do it, he's a "bacon hair" so he probably hate some kind of minority other than furries

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@veryultraviolet just found out shed twt doesn't talk about fluttershy

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2 months

doctor freeeeeeeemaaaaaaan

♡ Lila ~ Wendy ♡

@jesterslumber

2 months

i just remembered my old william afton design ...... 💀

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why is she stuffing her little alexander into the block

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2 months

Repost porque amo la nueva actualización de minecraft

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@CelestialsPaws thank.

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3 months

how's it feel to be up there with twomad skanky ass kid

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4 months

this image makes me want to gut myself samurai style but then i realize there's people i hate that i gotta outlive

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@krankhead do you think they’re barlo

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@AdequateEmily is the first one french she look fench

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2 months

insects are not animals

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2 months

vriska is a furry and people dont acknowledge that enough

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"get a load of THIS hornses ass,"

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@KBlood50110 fnaf

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@SqueaksDCorgeh i feel so Clever!

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@newnerevar require smooch her

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@katsterlingfan it will be all over the screen

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@newnerevar in memory of lbp and kitty0706 you both were great stuff, i tell you

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@LadyCorthon i'm not getting the joke

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@d7249384 her face reminds me of Ink-Blot Face from NBD 2016

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DON'T PASS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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