Nina Manni @ninamanni Twitter profile

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

6 years

Fuck dieting. I got dick at home and money to buy bigger pants.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

@AZEALIABANKS you either believe in telling women what to do with their bodies or you don't. There is no SOME CHICKS.

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Nina Manni

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8 years

Hey @SenFeinstein , we are at your LA office to Voice concerns and they are not letting us up.We voted for you and we are your constituents.

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Nina Manni

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3 months

@AmirTalai like when you talk to me about basketball?

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Nina Manni

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8 years

Speak up about rape culture and get your career threatened. Disgusting. #adultswim

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Nina Manni

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9 years

@WehoDaily pls retweet. This dog is cowering behind Kings Rd., Park. Anybody recognize her? She's very scared http://t.co/ZtM6WoahUp

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

@AZEALIABANKS PS you are obviously not "totally pro-choice". ugh

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

3 months

@EliseDuBois99 I'd appreciate it if you call could instead tweet at him that his egg pan DOES NOT need to soak for a day before he washes it. Thanks.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

5 years

I don't believe in God, but I do believe my dead dog can hear me giving compliments to my new dog and is fucking pissed about it.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

@CMT I have never watched a moment of your network in my life. Thank you for picking up Nashville. You have one new viewer.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 months

@AmirTalai I feel like this happened while you were supposed to be doing your Persian homework

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 months

@AmirTalai ok Dad

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

The Broad is filled with dingbats trying to take sexy pics in front of art they have no interest in understanding.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

3 months

@AmirTalai @allthingzdizne1 yes you are

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

1 month

@shidonnisan @AmirTalai I'm sorry. Lesbian dad just corrected me. I BOUGHT this outfit. 🙄

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 months

@AmirTalai @ELHenningsen To be clear, I was also like what the fuck you talking about???? She's ur wut?

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

22 days

@AmirTalai @erikasfavlesbo ACAB includes the grammar police

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Nina Manni

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1 month

@AmirTalai oh nooooo. I forgot i'm supposed to help w this

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

3 months

@AmirTalai @ineffablecringe AMIR get off twitter so we can watch Australian Survivor. thankssss

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

1 month

@shidonnisan @AmirTalai I picked out this outfit.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

6 years

I write female-driven comedies about grief and pain. Standup for 10yrs & warm up for Joan Rivers. Dad made meth & spent most of my life in prison. Special Skills: criminals, underdogs, & women who’ve fucking had it. References: @monicabeletsky , @alexandercary #WGAStaffingBoost

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

10 years

. @JenKirkman @msmagazine here's my husband @AmirTalai rocking his! #WhatAFeministLooksLike #HeForShe http://t.co/VM6PVIHzYw

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

4 years

Pretty hard to enjoy the escape of watching TV when every commercial break I have to watch a Zoom-shot message about how fucking hard life is right now and how much (insert corporation that screws workers) wants me to know it is still safe to give them my money.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

3 months

@venndemi @AmirTalai You are very creative and have a lovely voice. But I need y'all to understand that I live with this man. I have to deal with him on the daily. You can't just be out here singing songs about him. You want him to be even more insufferable??? JAYSUS

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

12 years

My hubby @AmirTalai says one of his talents is looking really good in women's sunglasses. You judge- #gaymarriage . http://t.co/nV0tbulR

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

4 months

@AmirTalai @junebugjoker Nobody better get any ideas about giving you something like this.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 months

@KhaosGuillotine No

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

6 days

@AmirTalai like when I tell you to put the pills directly in joeys mouth but you say he eats them if u put them in his food and I tell u no he doesnt and he doesnt but u still dont put them in his mouth

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

6 days

@AmirTalai No you don't

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

22 days

@erikasfavlesbo @ahelluvalesbian @AmirTalai please don't. Amir is just some dude who makes messes in my home. you're good

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 months

@AmirTalai Why you have an awesome wife but you sittin in the other room by yourself

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

5 years

@EmilyColeWrites @kayyten @NattyGiarratano @victoriabwrites I still haven’t gotten that refrigerator that makes ice! My husband grew up wealthy and he tries to understand why it’s such a big deal to me but can’t seem to wrap his mind around it.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

@RepAdamSchiff I would hope you would show respect by not attending. I'm a disappointed constituent

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 months

@AmirTalai Love you the most.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 months

@AmirTalai You are staying home with me. Sorry everyone.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

I'm featured in this dope as fuck article about @thebobbieoliver 's awesome #feminist comedy space. via @LAWeeklyArts

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 months

@AmirTalai @TexasTech Who sweetheart?

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

5 years

@CNNPolitics It was fun while it lasted. Bye Mayor Pete!

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

6 days

@AmirTalai u know I love making my boo laugh 🥰

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

must've been hard for you to find 2 whole women to put in your lineup. @HtxWhateverFest you must be really proud of yourselves. #WHATEVER

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

@shawnhalpin I hate that I know who this person is now. I can't believe she has the nerve to call herself a comedian. What an awful person

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

6 years

I’ve been sexually harassed by a middle-aged man who worked at mall T-shirt kiosk so y’all need to take a walk with this “money, power, and fame cause men to be predators” bullshit.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

5 years

I think we should replace the word “billionaire” with “filthy money hoarder“.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

19 days

@penguintipper @AmirTalai Boo, that new sweater I got you looks cute!

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

I wonder how all of these liberal white dudes defending Milo's right to speak are going to feel when I start my "Kill All Men" campus tour.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

@AZEALIABANKS you realize that these are the same arguments used by men to take away our reproductive rights?

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

17 days

@ahelluvalesbian @AmirTalai 👀

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

3 months

@AmirTalai @DailyAmirTalai It is also the reason we met. 🥰

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 months

@golden_boyobawd @AmirTalai Thank you! It's the cutest!

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 months

@AmirTalai This is all true.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

Are you telling me that after all of the foreign governments the U.S. has fucked with, we can't get rid of a reality show host? SERIOUSLY?

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

4 months

@Cindrogriza @AmirTalai No shade to y'all but it's the worst

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 months

@AmirTalai And you are not a gremlin.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

@NikkiHaskell @nytimes @nbcsnl actually Nikki, I think what you're really upset about is that the article proves that you are.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

4 months

@AmirTalai @SpiralsInTime @junebugjoker stop scrolling and come to bed earlier!

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

6 days

@AmirTalai u sayin the facts are not the facts!

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

Happy birthday to my muse and the love of my life @AmirTalai

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

@AZEALIABANKS if a woman wants to get a thousand abortions that is her right and nobody's business.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

6 days

@erikasfavlesbo @dani_avenue @AmirTalai @moondustadict I'm sorry you had to make that choice but I'm glad you did what you needed to take care of yourself. BTW...Amir was rejected from every grad school he applied to. So feel free to tell him to fuck off. 🤗

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Nina Manni

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3 months

@AmirTalai Stop posting pictures of me!! stinker

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

3 years

The show I write for finally premieres TODAY! If you subscribe to STARZ you can watch it now on the app or live tonight at 8pm EST. Hope you love it. Look for my name in the closing credits. 🥰 #PowerNeverEnds #RaisingKanan

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

5 years

I’m a lot like God. I want everyone to believe in me without any concrete proof that I can actually do anything.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

My new standup uniform came in the mail today! Thank you @ameliabonow

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 months

@British_queer @AmirTalai nah. He's just married to a Philadelphian

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Nina Manni

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4 months

@hell__fm @AmirTalai yes

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Nina Manni

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4 months

@Emmthejem @AmirTalai wutttttttttttt

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Nina Manni

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4 months

@AmirTalai How do I book you for a private appearance on a beach in Mexico?

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

My husband @AmirTalai can't stop sexting me while I'm away! http://t.co/6prHo7LD6q

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

22 days

@erikasfavlesbo @ahelluvalesbian @AmirTalai I get it. I have lots of anxiety too. hugs

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

@RepAdamSchiff when you are up for reelection I will not forget this. Cowardly

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

6 days

@erikasfavlesbo @dani_avenue @AmirTalai @moondustadict ☺️Gotta run. I have a convention to get to.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 months

@AmirTalai But I'm the funny one.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

3 months

@ineffablecringe @AmirTalai hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

@AZEALIABANKS who decides what is too many? What is "acceptable"?

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 years

@raesanni Yes. I've seen every season of Survivor and she is easy top five best ever.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

10 years

I love being called a cunt. It makes me feel like I'm a threat to the patriarchy.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 years

@saraschaefer1 My husband cried as we watched this. So brilliant and special.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

1 month

@Mis_Cannibal @AmirTalai @KhaosGuillotine Y'all need to chill

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

My husband @AmirTalai refuses to take off this shirt. It's getting embarrassing.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

I'm a @BernieSanders supporter who would also be super excited to vote for @HillaryClinton if she got the nomination. Am I a unicorn?!?!

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

I know with certainty that the sexes aren't equal bc I can't eat a surf and turf buffet and watch a man strip at 1 PM on a Monday.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

3 years

@raesanni Starstruck on HBO max

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

4 months

@AmirTalai I own you

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

3 months

@EliseDuBois99 You can make fun of his glasses. He will be fine.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

My Husband -"Happy wife, happy life." Me -"FUCK YOU I CAN'T DEAL WITH ALL THAT PRESSURE."

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

Holy shit string cheese goes well with Xanax.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 years

@emilynussbaum Agree. Bro not a thing. I write on an early 90s show and we are constantly flagging it.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

@iamdiddy holy shit you are out of touch.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

A table of loud white Southern women next 2 us just got real quiet after @AmirTalai & I had a huge laugh about how fucking dumb Trumpers are

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

At the #Coachella2016 entrance demanding 20 somethings sing me at least one song from the band that's on their T-shirt.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

Hey men, look in the mirror and think about when you've been a Billy Bush.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 years

@jessirklein came here to say I loved your new book and my favorite jumpsuits are from

Jumpsuits

A well-crafted assortment of classic essentials - the woven shirt, the khaki pant, and slub tee. Women's and men's clothing exclusively at AlexMill.com—founded by Alex Drexler and Somsack Sikhounmu...

www.alexmill.com

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

4 years

@MarqRobinson Absolutely zero reason for this ever to happen again.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

Isn't @MrMattio at the @LaughRiotGrrrls festival the cutest???

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

8 years

#SAGAFTRA #PerformanceMatters @AmirTalai

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

9 years

THIS A THOUSAND TIMES. Thank you @julie_bush

Julie Bush

@julie_bush

9 years

When women articulate revolutionary ideas, we are met with hostility. When men steal, appropriate & restate those ideas, they're visionaries

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

6 years

#TherapyHelped @AmirTalai realize he didn’t deserve a parade every time he washed a dish. ❤️ it helped me realize that I could have boundaries with other people and still be loved.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

3 months

@AmirTalai oh man. well, fuck that.

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

2 months

@AmirTalai @StolasKin Bubba 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Nina Manni

@ninamanni

4 years

I am sick of all these republicans who think they deserve a cookie for coming out against Trump. Fuck you. Fight against voter suppression instead of coddling these assholes. The Lincoln Project can go fuck themselves, too.

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