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@SpiralsInTime

21 days

If Alastor is so evil, then explain this #HazbinHotel

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2 years

@ItsRetrop I worked with parrots professionally for two years and it was the most wild experience 😭 (Blue Fronted Amazon, Lola, creepily whispering, “are you good girl? Hi lola. Are you a good girl?”)

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2 months

#BlitzFizz

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2 months

The fact Alastor canonically doodles and finds himself hilarious is one of my favorite things about him #HazbinHotel

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2 months

I can't move on from this part #HelluvaBoss #BlitzFizz

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21 days

Alastor’s counterpart arrived. Now they’re forever Complicated and Sad framed together #RadioStatic (Thank you @AmirTalai and Christian for putting up with us who heard two simple words and ran with it to an extreme degree)

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2 years

@camkarda All dating apps should do this. With the amount of generational trauma we (white people) have given Black people and other POC, it makes total sense why they wouldnt want to be with a white person

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2 years

@renfriscreyden You mean the man who dated a 19 year old girl in his 30s and made the MeT00 movement about him?? /s

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2 months

I decided to rewatch How I Met Your Mother after several years and got jumpscared at seeing @AmirTalai in it (playing basically a human Alastor, too). He really was in every one of the shows I watched as a kid and I didn't even realize💀

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3 years

He would treat Jaskier right unlike a certain Witcher

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3 years

Thinking about The Witchers putting Jaskier’s tuning fork necklace on the Witcher medallion tree after his death

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3 years

Thinking about how Geralt seriously broke into the prison cell and Jaskier asks “what are you doing here?” like a dumbass not believing he came for him 😭

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1 month

@sgpenpen AND THEY SKIPPED IT

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3 months

“Stolas didn’t try to make things work with Stella” Meanwhile, he tries to engage with her in the morning and smiles in acknowledgment when she’s actively talking shit about him, and it’s only when she dismisses him that he stops trying. #HelluvaBossStolas

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3 years

Rewatching episode 7 and 8 of S2 made me realize just how poorly Jaskier was treated by literally everyone but Yen. The dwarves hate him, the Witchers don’t want him around, and Ciri just ignores his existence.

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2 months

“And if you’re feeling / really / frisky” with the gay little shoulder shake is the reason why I’m in love with him #HelluvaBoss #Fizzarolli

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1 year

The moment Joey realizes they’re chanting “we love you”😭 #TUDUM

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2 months

@_deetea_ Vox is the reason why Alastor became the man-hating Alastor we know him as today 😩

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4 years

As a trans guy who’s watched @GoldGloveTV for seven years, hearing him speak up about transphobia made me tear up. It’s hard looking up to people when you don’t know if they accept your entire existence, so hearing this truly made my day and feel safe and comfortable. Thanks dad.

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4 years

Jasker: HOLD UP HOLD UP Ciri: THIS IS MY FAVORITE— Jaskier: HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS. THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO Ciri: IM GONNA STAB HIM Yen: *laughing while filming*

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3 years

Jaskier when Geralt says “no homo” after they just had sex

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3 years

I think we should get a scene where Jaskier apologizes to Geralt for writing Burn, Butcher, Burn and express that he was angry and lashed out, and Geralt says he understands because he did the same on the mountain.

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3 years

They treat him like a fucking joke and it’s honestly getting annoying at this point. There’s NO reason for them to write it like this, it’s not beneficial to the plot or character relationships.

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@hum_my_name

3 years

The fact that Jaskier ends both seasons being rejected by a witcher is outrageous

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3 years

Everyone focusing on the “I’ve missed you too,” meanwhile I’m like “GORDON, YOURE AMAZING, TALENT RECOGNIZES TALENT” 😭🤧💔

Netflix Geeked

@NetflixGeeked

3 years

Toss a hug to your Witcher.

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3 years

I can’t believe this was two years ago 🤧

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2 months

Vox exposing himself. Like damn, okay sir, you’re a little bit too used to calling Alastor’s name out like that— #RadioStatic #HazbinHotel

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3 years

“Goodbye Geralt,” Jaskier is so heartbroken 😭

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2 months

@IMPmurderpros Happy, carefree Fizz is the best Fizz 😭🖤

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1 month

@sgpenpen Imagine if Moxxie did it cause Stolas and Blitzø aren’t speaking

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3 years

The fact Joey is genuinely surprised and flattered when someone brings up his music 😭

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2 years

Thinking about S1 Geralt tilting his head like a wolf, smiling softly at Jaskier’s dramatics. 🥺

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3 years

Joey calls Jaskier "mad Uncle Jaskier," in regards to where he fits in their created family 😭

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1 month

@clownweed25 “This guy”??? Wally, get behind me

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1 month

@_f1zzyp0p_ That’s what I was thinking. He’s probably just from the Lust ring or involved in the Lust ring in someway

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3 years

I wanna see Joey in makeup more

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3 years

I love the way Jaskier holds things

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3 years

Geralt and Jaskier duo 🖤 #TheWitcher

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3 years

When Jaskier pouts like—🥺

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2 years

It’s sad that Jaskier still asked Geralt what he was doing here when he broke into the jail cell. He truly doesn’t believe he’s worth Geralt’s time, does he? 😭

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3 years

*Geralt and Yennefer flirting and making out* Jaskier: seriously, in front of my salad?

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3 years

Yennefer in this 👀

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3 years

I love when Jaskier looks like he’s trying to come across innocent and pouty

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3 years

I just think they’re neat

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3 years

Joey’s smile 🥺

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3 years

I truly believe Joey’s improv is what helps save Jaskier’s and Geralt’s friendship and doesn’t have much to do with the actual writers of the show 🤷🏻

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2 years

Am I the only one who hates Geralt’s reaction to Yennefer getting her magic back where he says “you’re whole again,” seriously though??

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3 years

If people can edit this together beautifully as if it were real, the show runners can write a small scene without being worried it’d come across as gay…

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3 years

Established relationship Jaskier and Geralt where after years, Jaskier’s parents still call him a disgrace to the Pankratz name, and every Christmas Jaskier is reminded that he’s not wanted in his family, so Geralt proposes by offering up his last name

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2 years

Jaskier in S2 of The Witcher: “fucking fucky fuck” Jaskier in Blood Origin: “fucking fuckity fucking fucking fuck!” I love him

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3 years

Joey during a TAD show a few years back

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4 years

I refuse to believe Geralt wasn’t turned on when Jaskier got all up in his face, yelling at him as if he wasn’t a Witcher who could snap him in half.

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2 years

That fuckin’ eyebrow raise 😩

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2 years

Anyway, here’s the reason I watch The Witcher. Look at him. Amazing.

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3 years

Thinking about these photos again

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2 years

Jaskier’s notes on Her Sweet Kiss before the mountain and Jaskier years later— “If I were a man of more merit, if I were a man of resolve, I’d leave you behind, get my fair peace of mind, from a bottle of grain alcohol, but I'm weak, my love...”

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3 years

I FUCKING LOVE HIM

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3 years

I adore them 🥺

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3 years

Joey’s impression of Kal, He*ry’s dog 💀

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3 years

Imagine taking photos with Joey Batey, the queen himself 😭

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3 months

@AmirTalai I was cracking up dying at that part and couldn’t stop thinking about @pearberryyy ‘s animation of one of your donation streams 😭

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3 years

Us if we were background actors in a Jaskier scene

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3 years

This is such a Jaskier-line, I love it

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3 months

@strwblitzy I’m not gonna lie, Bliztø’s part of the hallucination in Truth Seekers, though specifically this part

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2 years

Jaskier and his attraction to scary people who could easily kill him

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1 year

@Atticus733 There’s slurs in it

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3 years

The fact that no one actually seems to enjoy Jaskier’s company in the show makes me so sad. 😭

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3 years

I am, yet again, thinking about this image of Jaskier in S2

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15 days

Both of them sharing their doodles, finding themselves hilarious when nobody else thinks so is what makes them perfect together #RadioStatic #HazbinHotel

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3 years

I can’t believe they didn’t give Jaskier bruises, slashes, and scars during the shirtless scene after he was, you know, supposedly tortured…

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2 years

*kills his character and butchers his story*

Lauren S. Hissrich

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ESKEL IS: Scarred. Special. Unruffled. Brother. The-beating-heart-of-Kaer-Morhen-who-reminds-us-that-a-shared-history-will-always-overcome-the-distance-of-the-long-summers-and-more-importantly-that-history-is-still-worth-fighting-for.

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3 years

He’s a sub, your honor

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3 years

Joey and Madeleine singing New York Torch Song live 😭

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3 years

Joey in a college production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream over a decade ago

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11 months

We don't talk enough about Jaskier finally finishing introducing himself to Yarpen

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3 years

Can I just say how I actually strongly dislike when cishet people call their best friends girlfriends? It genuinely annoys me??

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3 years

I will not be shutting up about this photo

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3 years

Gordon appreciation tweet 🐭🖤

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3 years

Thinking about this look

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2 years

JOEY MADE THAT LINE UP ON THE SPOT WITH THAT MUCH EMOTION???

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2 years

Joey in comfy sweatpants for a Mens Health photoshoot

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3 years

Tell me why I saw this photo and immediately thought “I’d kiss him,” when I don’t like kissing people 😭

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2 years

I want to see the takes where Joey sounded Geordie 😭

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3 years

#WitcherSpoilers Yennefer pretending to be Jaskier's wife

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3 years

“We left Jaskier on a mountaintop and uh, well he got down…somehow, he probably fell down the mountain,” He knows his character so well 😭

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2 years

Us with every new photo of him

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3 years

Thinking about ✨ them ✨

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3 months

What if Fizz thinks the banana thing works because he did it with Bliztø when they were kids but he doesn’t know Bliztø faked tripping just to see him laugh cause that’s all Blitzø wanted to do, be the one to make Fizz laugh #Fizzarolli #BlitzFizz

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3 years

Why do I find this attractive??

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3 years

Watching Joey just flip into his Jaskier is so fascinating, I love it

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2 years

Joey photobombing 😭 (Photo from Jeremy’s IG)

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3 years

Bringing this back, Joey saying “dO wE nEEd BeEfS”

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1 year

I desperately need more sassy Jaskier

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3 years

#WitcherSpoilers Blessing you with Jaskier titties

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1 year

I love how obvious his love for his character is. Joey was the best pick for Jaskier, no one will change my mind 😭 #TUDUM

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1 month

Ozzie’s facial expression when Fizz said “fuck you,” to his abuser will always make me feel so many things. He’s so utterly proud of Fizz for being able to take this fundamental step in his life, and in front of everyone, too 😭 #Fizzarozzie #HelluvaBoss

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3 years

Okay but you can’t tell me he didn’t sound turned on when he said this 👀

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2 years

Joey’s fucking eyes. That’s all I’ve got to say.

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3 years

The musical is just Joey Batey with different wigs playing each character and singing in different voices

Lauren S. Hissrich

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3 years

I've been holidaying for a while but now I'm at an airport waiting for a flight to Ohio to see my family and drinking wine and GET READY I'M RESPONDING TO ALL OF YOUR TWEETS (including Witcher: The Musical -- noted!)

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4 years

I will fight anyone and everyone who says this cake wasn’t for me, because it was. I will count this as @joeybateyuk wishing me a happy birthday, that is all I will accept.

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3 years

“An arrogant Witcher,” Welp, looks like Eskel isn’t in the show, it’s some other character they made up

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3 months

@venus_basilbard @OzzieGhoulyFool Watch it be Blitzo's fault that they were able to access a portal to hell (since in previous episodes he was the reason they got the footage of demons), harming the entire population of Hell, which makes his whole "I make everyone's life worse" fear even more of a reality...

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