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@nerdrockjosh

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Joined March 2009
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
6 months
@iambirthdaydad Some songs, like good paintings, can take 20+ years to be just right to the creator.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
8 months
@MausRicochet @Crystal_Icilius @realgirl_fieri People dont wear comfy pj pants to show disrespect to you, theyre showing respect for themselves by choosing to not bow to classist and elitist ideals like “needing to look nice to be treated nice”
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
7 months
@Notorious_Nava @theboltchick Says the sad lonely incel.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
1 year
Self. New best shirt.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
8 months
People who smoke cigarettes, including myself, dont owe you an explanation for why we smoke. But do remember we are always the first eyewitnesses to the action outside since thats where weve been banished to enjoy our smoke break.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
11 months
Sign the Boss. #signbryankeith
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
2 months
@owenbroadcast One night while riding bikes in a quiet commercial industrial district in san antonio, my friend and i stumbled upon a pop up casino that had shuttles from senior centers dumping old folks to go play some slots. It was wild to see!
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
6 months
@krubner @nathano235 @billybinion You paid $8 to admit out loud that you dont know how jury nullification works and that you think people should be punished for helping the poor bc “a law is a law”… It must really suck to be you.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
7 months
@LeaundraRoss This is peacefully protesting. Steps are still functional. Unlike the homes in Gaza.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
11 months
I have yet to meet a single brave person who owns an AR-15. 100% of em are all cowards who have lost every fist fight theyve ever been in or cowards that fantasize about getting away with murder one day. You are a giant PUSSY if you own an AR-15.
@NRA
NRA
11 months
Americans vehemently disagree with Joe on this. Millions of law-abiding citizens own and use AR-15s to defend themselves and their families.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
4 months
@noxheav3n nah .. you're an adult that chooses to be sober and thats great! but you want to fit in with the MINORS in attendance with cute matching X's? sus af!
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
7 months
@SireUltra @kirawontmiss Hi. Perpetual smoker here. Being stoned allows me to have full control of my thoughts and focus on the good ones. I also am fully functional physically and can go about my day in society without anxiety attacks when baked. You are inexperienced in life. Kick rocks.
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NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
7 months
@CoolBoyCres @matthmathis @SireUltra @kirawontmiss You tell that to everyone with ptsd? You tell that to people who are prescribed anti depressants? You tell people without legs “At some point you need to be able to move around w out that chair” ?? Sociopath.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
2 months
@MillionsWithMe Its not really an attraction? But Pittsburgh on a good spring day is just breathtaking driving around, and you would never expect its beauty if youve never been. Lots of waterfalls in the area too!
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
8 months
never really listened to much of this dude before. but i think i'm going to have some of his tracks on my '2024 wrapped' after learning this.
@mhdksafa
Mohamad Safa
8 months
The Weeknd, first singer and celebrity to be donate $2.5 million to humanitarian aid in Gaza. Four million meals to feed more than 173,000 families for two weeks. While other celebrities are afraid to speak up to protect their interests.
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NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
4 months
@soulfo0dpunk @noxheav3n Minor Threat, who made the movement of straight edge, played at bars cause they were the only places that booked aggressive music. the fans, mostly minors, couldnt enter bars- the compromise was X's on the hands as a marker of "do not serve this minor"
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NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
5 months
@kisiithefoodie @notcapnamerica Not just legal, its completely tax exempt!
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
5 months
@clearSNR @JeremyWard33 Pay your employees better than yourself and they wont steal from you. Armed robberies still happen at “no cash” venues, dipshit. Except now instead of losing a little bit of cash youre putting lives (employees and customers) at risk.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
7 months
Parents that humiliate their kid and then post it online. “Oh no the elf drew on your face!” Families that prank eachother for views disturb the fuck outta me.
@realgirl_fieri
girl fieri
7 months
What is your most hater parenting opinion? And by hater I mean a genuinely pretty nice thing that irks you. Here’s one: kids bdays that ask for donations to a toy drive. Saves me zero time bc I still have to bring a gift and should I also bring small item for your kid?
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NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
8 months
@piper4missouri My mother raised me to be pro choice and to endure whatever financial responsibility that occurs in the event i get someone pregnant- whether they yeet it or keep it: i must contribute financially.
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NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
7 months
@realgirl_fieri In 1992, i went to school w a kid whos mom was a health nut. She found out he had Doritos at lunch, called the school, and we all got in trouble for sharing our “junk” food with him. His mom pulled him from our school after the grading period was over and we never saw him again.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
9 months
If you dont want kids, and your parents keep fantasizing about being grandparents one day… its totally okay to tell them “stop fucking asking cause it aint fucking happening” the way they did when you wanted to go to Disney or space camp and got denied.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
11 months
@D2Patas_ @NoahB77_ @_CountryCentral Stop spamming people with bootleg merchandise you lousy hack.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
8 months
@menwritewomen I like to give my book lover friends stuff for tea or coffee.. cause my book lover friends also enjoy hot drinks.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
6 months
@BostonJerry Telecom Act of 1996 stripped all the monopoly laws
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
1 year
I live rent free in a some racist loser from redneck newyork’s head because i gave him a 3star review for incesently pestering me to leave him a review on Reverb. Shoulve been 0 stars.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
7 months
LinkedIn is a gross dating app for tech bros and financial elitists. Indeed/Monster etc are for companies that would rather keep paying those sites to keep listings up than give employees raises to try to retain them.
@thecindynoir
Cindy Noir✨
7 months
“Simply applying to jobs on indeed/LinkedIn isn’t enough” Okay but let’s unpack why that is. Why ISN’T applying for jobs, LITERALLY posted on job seeking websites….enough…..?!
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NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
2 months
@Nikki704 Im VP of my HOA. We recently passed a covenant prohibiting fining/snooping for violations and that if its a genuine concern like a building code violation/hazard to call the city, not the board. All the oldheads that think trashcans need to be 100% out of sight lost their war.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
1 year
Greg Abbott is a fascist’s fascist.
@NoLieWithBTC
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
1 year
Houston, Texas’ school district is now eliminating librarians and replacing school libraries with “discipline centers” after Texas Republicans forcibly took over the district using state power. 🔗
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NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
7 months
@LoneStarBitcoin @NikkiHaley America spends all its money on rockets and guns instead of infrastructure and health care. Why would anyone wanna fight for a government that refuses to take care of its own most vulnerable?
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
7 months
@drem4you @IAM41776311 @terriblekid_ @fasc1nate Cause its sooooo easy to divorced and separate from an abuser. All you gotta do is go to the divorce store and its THAT easy.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
11 months
@tedcruz Its kinda like when you bailed on Texas during one of the cruelest winter storms.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
11 months
I love me some Dunkin workers! Convention boom w no bonus is bs.
@RaiseUptheSouth
Union of Southern Service Workers
11 months
TODAY: @DunkinDonuts workers in Atlanta, GA walked off the job ON STRIKE. Workers are fed up with being overworked, underpaid, and receiving crumbs. We’re demanding a fair share of the profits we create. #OrganizetheSouth #UnionsforAll #SolidaritySeason
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
1 year
elon bought twitter so he could have friends. the dude still has no friends.
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NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
9 months
once upon a time in America, white settlers slaughtered all the buffalo for miles to terrify, insult, and starve the indigenous people, but my 4th grade history book said 'the buffalo almost went extinct bc hunters hunted in excess and didnt know about conservation'.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
1 year
@GregAbbott_TX You literally made the rio grande look like a warzone. Youre literally committing crimes against humanity and the environment. Youre a monster and the world will be a better place when your tombstone is praised as a public urinal.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
9 months
Im tired of mediocre indie guys treating every fan filmed clip like its a monumental highlight. Sick of potato quality vids getting the RT instead of the official clip from the promotions production. If no phones was enforced, maybe simp row at all-women shows would go away. 🤷🏻‍♂️
@beyondwrestling
Beyond Wrestling
9 months
Has anyone been to a comedy show where they make you lock up your phone before the event? Would you attend a pro wrestling show that has the same requirement?
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
5 months
@clearSNR @funnydale @JeremyWard33 Nice dogwhistle. Im starting to see a theme as to why your employees would be incentivized to steal from you in the first place.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
6 months
it seems like people have forgotten that a normal average swarm of wasps can absolutely ruin an encroaching human.
@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl
T_p_tio 🎈
6 months
If you can tow your navy with a half-ton truck, you don't have a navy, you have a boat club.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
11 months
Everyone i know personally whos attended Burning Man (or still attends) grew up in a gated neighborhood. The irony.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
7 months
@matthmathis @SireUltra @kirawontmiss Oh, lemme just tell my anxiety to chill out next time!! Its all in my head right??? Right??? Youre an expert on mental health!! Fuck yeah! Tell me your secrets!!
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
11 months
Sitting at the airport guessing the artist and shazamming to confirm. I am 5 for 5 now.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
4 months
@JoNelson4Elon @OBrienKevinS Because helping your fellow humans succeed in pursuit of higher learning is beneficial for all of mankind and its future.
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NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
3 months
@bloodbathhhhhh my favorite thing about the early 00s hxc scene was taking advantage of bands gambling problems. they just couldnt resist losing their merch money to the venue staff in a game of cee-lo.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
1 year
2000, I was interrogated by administrators for being a photoshop whiz and they were convinced i made and distributed bootleg student parking passes. But it was a football coach making side cash and getting cool points w students.
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
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What was “the incident” at your high school?
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
1 year
The headline should read “Evil crippled fuck doubles down on dumbing down Texas”
@GregAbbott_TX
Greg Abbott
1 year
Texas Tells the American Library Association to Go Pound Sand.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
1 year
i will always prefer this type of spot
@messedupfoods
i like food
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NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
6 months
@RealGolemYT @_claypot They also created the SCUMM engine for Maniac Mansion
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
3 months
@hotmullymemes Cold Biff Grand Eh Flower Shop Blnd Fsh Pawsh Clint Beastwood Flat Front Pants Dry Smarmy Smart Fart Took the Elevator Custodial Vitriol Hold My Drink Or My Hair Its Gonna Be Meh Thats Enough
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
7 months
@DrFrankTurek I dunno, lemme ask Jesus? Okay. Get this. He said “love thy neighbor, even the transgender ones, Frank.” Hope this helps!
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
6 months
@leticia_creates @lvchoerriii I went to a similar exhibit in Texas that featured postcards, art, and newspapers from 1850s-1950s. It was super informative and disturbing. Even typing this i am revisited by the graphic images of lynchings/draggings. It was also when i first heard of the Tulsa Massacre.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
1 year
we planned a blood drive around a deathmatch tournament.
@DrainBamager
Drainmaker 🌧️ 💵
1 year
LMFAO NO FUCKING WAYYYYY.
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NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
10 months
i would bet on this sport.
@DeadassFren
Bobbito
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
11 months
Now is a GREAT time to #SignBryanKeith
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
1 year
@melissafoss7 Born in 1984 and the youngest sibling.. so.. Mr Rogers. Bob Ross. Sesame Street. And seeing a news story about Baby Jessica, who fell down a well. I was 3 and was genuinely worried about her well being.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
11 months
I introduced myself to a talent at a show that wouldnt give me the time of day because they have an ego bigger than a Montana sky. Four years later, theyre still fighting for relevance and turned up the “fake it til i make it” a few notches.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
7 months
Its almost 2024. Youve got tools to dig around and discover 100 years of recorded music.. music that was written to criticize wars/the status quo, act as a time capsule, and built communities and changed laws.. but you choose to listen to ONLY Taylor Swift and boy bands??
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
9 months
@GregAbbott_TX @HoustonChron Its also illegal to litter and thats all youve done w this operation.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
6 months
@robinmobin23 Umm you dont get to wear a swastika, even an Indian/not-nazi one in present day Germany. The symbol has been tainted. The star of david has way too much blood on it to ever be considered a symbol of resistance.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
11 months
My turnip prices are 179 right now for those who still play ACNH
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
8 months
Couldnt find a gif of River Raid. First console i played was an atari2600.
@MoondogMurray
Moondog Murray 🩷💛💙🌈
8 months
Without telling me your age, what’s the first video game you’ve ever played?! Gifs only, please
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
11 months
Ill never understand people who talk down to tv watchers that dont read books. You realize its all story time, right?
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
11 months
Rich kids go play and do drugs in a dried up desert lakebed and burn a bunch of trash and its called artistic expression… but when poor kids play, do drugs, and burn trash in an abandoned mall parking lot, theyre called degenerates.
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@nerdrockjosh
NerdRockJosh🏴‍☠️
10 months
@ClaireMax ive always cringed at 'bi-opick' ... sounds medical.. like a device used in a biopsy.
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