Neel Nanda @neelnanda Twitter profile

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7 years

"I need all the facts" - guy who said Obama wasn't born in America for 5 years

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Okay Joe wins

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6 years

Dayumm BTS looks good at the #bbmas @BTS_twt #BTSarmy

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8 years

#ConservativeBecause the confederate flag was never about race, it was simply about states rights ... to own slaves

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6 years

@jrgoodwyn @NRO @KatTimpf We did it guys! We made me part of the fake news!!! Omg I’m dying laughing over here. They quoted me and @notalimac we’re both comics hahahahahahaha

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4 years

@isusupafan @KashJackson2018 @ScottPresler @realDonaldTrump 1. There aren’t 60 million people diagnosed with coronavirus. 2. I don’t have time to explain math to every idiot with 39 followers

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@KashJackson2018 @ScottPresler @realDonaldTrump Look at your own math. 12469/60,800,000 = .000205... so a .0205% mortality rate vs 1-3% that’s why everything is shut down. This is likely 10x worse

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8 years

Walk This Way #RNCRockAnthems

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4 years

RESISTING ARREST DOES NOT WARRANT MURDER... I DONT KNOW WHY SO MANY PEOPLE CAN NOT COMPREHEND THIS

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8 years

Melania didn't steal anything... she curated it !!! #RNCinCLE

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7 years

This should be projected or painted on every building #MLKDay

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6 years

Just saw a twitter moment about why Wes Anderson's movie is culturally appropriating Japanese culture but they shared 0 tweets from Japanese people upset about it

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7 years

The fire emoji doesn't seem appropriate today

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6 years

Hahahahahaha my joke was quoted in this article hahahahahah omg comedy is dead & I can not stop laughing

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6 years

Charcoal Face Masks Deemed an Example of ‘Racism’ and ‘Blackface’ via @KatTimpf

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@PallaviGunalan @tvrtlx They be like this

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4 years

Lol at comedians that complain about cancel culture in America. Free @munawar0018

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8 years

Ben Carson right before his speech

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6 years

@JohnBrownTV @jrgoodwyn @NRO @KatTimpf @notalimac John I’m still dying laughing about this... and you’re right it’s still getting shared / clicked on ahahahahaha I hope they never take it down

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4 years

If you’re unfit to be on Twitter or Facebook, you might be unfit to be President of the United States

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4 years

Yo what if it was a gender reveal party that killed the dinosaurs?!?

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4 years

@WSBChairman Where can I buy Doge? Trying to get away from Robinhood ASAP

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3 years

RIP Fuquan Johnson & we’re all pulling for you Kate Quigley 🙏🏾❤️🙏🏾

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8 years

How I feel about the My Little Pony defense

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10 years

Adult Kudi #worsecoachellabands @midnight

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4 years

A kid asked to interview me for a school project and this is what he emailed me

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7 years

Hey guys please DVR or catch me & @jimmykimmel on @JimmyKimmelLive tonight! Cant wait #Kimmel #Hesmellsnice

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4 years

Damn shit is really fucked up in this country when @RayJ is grabbing my Taco Bell order

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7 years

My take on Logan Paul : I'm not 12

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8 years

Rihanna and Drake will make it work work work work work work

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4 years

Sooooo nobody is gonna tell Stanley Tucci where Italy is?!?!

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4 years

We deserve this unemployment rate. We elected a dude whose catchphrase was “you’re fired”

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5 years

My favorite thing about this Dina Hashem situation is that nobody is acknowledging the fact that these are the people upset about the joke... why are we giving 15 yr olds so much power??

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I’m gonna tell my kids nothing because they won’t exist

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4 years

Are Busta & LeAnn related?!

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4 years

My girlfriend is out of town this weekend so I can finally watch the Jon Stewart / Joe Rogan interview without making her not want to fuck me for a week

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10 years

If you ever begin to take life seriously please remember that The Thong Song went triple platinum

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4 years

Can’t believe I’m tweeting about this at 5AM but heads up all the stores on Rodeo Drive are empty. They cleared out like a month ago.

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10 years

The New I can't even Deal #MillennialHistory @midnight

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8 years

This is why that win doesn't count

Richard Spencer

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8 years

Brady and Belichick are about to win bigly for Trump, the #AltRight , and White America!

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4 years

Everyone saying “Day 3 of quarantine” is the problem

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7 years

Hey! I will be doing a set on @JimmyKimmelLive tomorrow night! I'll post a long sentimental post tomorrow but for now please set your DVRs!!

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5 years

My ex is dating Adam Driver should I write an article about it?

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4 years

In honor of #JakePaul being raided here’s a video of me crashing his wedding in WEGAS. I didn’t see anything suspicious except for 12 bricks of coke and 43 illegal firearms

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This comic shit on another comedian before this show started. The comic that got shit on killed and the comic who shit on him is up right now eating a dick. I love comedy

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5 years

Can’t believe someone wrote “bootyjuice” in the impeachment trial live stream

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8 years

This is the first day I've ever been proud of the Internet... Thank you all for coming together to drag Lena Dunham

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6 years

@jrgoodwyn @NRO @KatTimpf @notalimac They quoted 2 comedians as evidence hahahaha Comedy is officially dead. Sarcasm/nuance/critical thinking all dead

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8 years

If "White Chicks" came out this year there would be 10000 think pieces about it

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10 years

I took a picture of myself every day for a year and found out I'm a narcissist

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4 years

You can’t make this shit up

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7 years

Shoutout to the people that follow me for like 2 days hoping that I'll follow them back

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3 years

Hey guys if you’re thinking about moving to Austin, consider these much better cities first : Nashville Atlanta Chicago Karachi Anywhere in Afghanistan Anywhere in North Korea Prison Hell

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8 years

Betsy Devos's first order of business

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6 years

Just let a homeless dude have the rest of my blunt & now I feel bad that I just made him hungrier

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4 years

People in Pakistan are checking on me... that’s how fucked up this has gotten

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3 years

I’m in the “thinking about moving to Austin” point of my depression

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8 years

Yo @jiffpom dope party last night

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4 years

Thank you @fox5sandiego for having me on this morning. I’m donating everything I’m making & I appreciate you giving me a chance to say this on air!

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7 years

@MattsHotTake @HappyEyore @InStyle @Sarah_Hyland 6 followers now! She's blowin up!!!

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5 years

Adam Driver gets into an Uber Uber : are you Adam Driver? Adam : no, I’m Adam passenger

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4 years

I love that everyone is stuck at home bored as fuck but still nobody bought quibi

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6 years

I’m too high for this

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We are living in the memories of our future selves.

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Merry Christmas Eve!!! 🎄

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4 years

My mom is legit wildin

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4 years

I’m ordering pizza at 10:35AM depressed

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5 years

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done. I snuck in to @jakepaul & @tanamongeau ‘s wedding & did this. WEGAS BABY!

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5 years

Wrote & performed this bit about that new @Eminem & @Logic301 song that came out yesterday #Homicide

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8 years

America officially hates women more than black people

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4 years

Excuse me, where are your sour patch parents?

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4 years

Hey @Postmates I think this means I’m doing okay

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5 years

I found Ari Shaffir

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10 years

Mo honey mo pollen #RuinARapTrack @midnight

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5 years

Dam even the Listerine in London is racist

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Good Kid, Broad City #MakeTVHipHop

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4 years

Mike Pence doing what he does best, not letting women finish

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Have we counted the Russian votes yet?

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8 years

Donald Trump is about to read from a teleprompter, I had no idea he could read

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4 years

I never want to see a poll ever again in my life

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4 years

I’m gonna tell my kids I fought in the Civil Quar

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6 years

Everyone that I’ve seen tweeting positive things about #binge is a 17 year old white girl congrats on the L MGK!

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5 years

I just finished the Ilana Glazer “comedy” special challenge and I lasted 12 minutes

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8 years

Getting a badge is one way to legally murder people #FreddieGray

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5 years

Yo I had one of the best sets of my life tonight & some lady told me she didn’t like 1 joke & I can’t stop thinking about her even though every comic told me she didn’t laugh at anyone’s jokes the entire show... FUCK

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8 years

Emma Stone playing an Asian woman in Aloha #LessRacistThanSteveKing

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5 years

Someone paid $50 to do 5 mins on the show I’m on tonight & they’re bombing... just in case you thought you were having a bad day

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4 years

FACEBOOK IS CANCELLED... what’s your Instagram?

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4 years

Just found out my parents are getting an arranged divorce

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8 years

When the blunt too strong

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My parents were arranged married. My grandfather picked 5 guys for my mom to choose from & she went "Eenie Meenie Miney the guy in America"

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8 years

Thank you Meryl Streep for opening the discussion about MMA & football

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4 years

Trump is such a pussy I’m surprised he doesn’t grab himself

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Can’t believe Cari B drugged & robbed Jussie Smolette

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4 years

I love how every dumbass on my timeline is now a constitutional lawyer

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4 years

WOWWWWW TRIED TO GET NATASHA TO WATCH FORREST GUMP BUT SHE SUBTWEETED ME INSTEAD

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look, im sure your favorite movie is great, but i don’t want to watch it and i never will

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4 years

Just heard Lil Wayne had a big party in NY where nobody wore masks... in two weeks all his guests are gonna be a Lil Wheezy

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4 years

Yo should I do DMT or just stop listening to Joe Rogan?!

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4 years

It is what it is

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4 years

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

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Hanging out with 4 white comedians and I’ve heard 7 conspiracy theories in 5 minutes

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10 years

I don't read books. I barely read tweets and books are at least 1000 tweets

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People that are afraid of Scientology are Xenuphobic

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