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In the absence of truth there is confusion; the essence of truth! Watch my new special Never Mind on Veeps:

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@reggiewatts
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2 years
Damn @DaveChappelle I hope you consider a different approach to your current social commentary. It’s feeling joyless and lacking the enlightenment you used to inspire. I understand the idea of crossing the line, but there are many more subversive yet unifying ways to do so. ♥️
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Love and respect go a very long way.
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Playtime is over now it's time to crank up love and empathy to 110% and make some incredible fearless art. This is a direct order.
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I really didn’t expect @elonmusk to have such thin skin concerning comedy. Incredibly insecure behavior for someone with so much power. ❄️👎🏾
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4 years
The age of the joy-scroll is here.
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3 years
Hey everybody I think I may have found my 1st house I want to buy. I’m putting in an offer today. Can you all do me a favor and think good thoughts toward it happening?😍
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3 years
I hope @elonmusk somehow does not end up hosting @nbcsnl What a disappointing choice.
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6 years
We are living in the memories of our future selves.
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2 years
@reptheancestor @DaveChappelle You are right anything in comedy is fair game but hack jokes at the expense of others, is most certainly not unifying in any way, it just sounds bigoted.
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@reggiewatts
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8 years
Bernie would have won.
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3 years
@DojaCat is where it’s at. I’m a fan for life !!! Happy Birthday Wunder being!!!
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@RobSchneider Knock it off Rob. You’re smarter than this. If you’re bitter about things in your life work on yourself don’t take it out on those who pose no threat to your identity whatsoever. Reduce the insecurity.
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Dear @ladygaga thanks for being a truly sweet person.
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4 years
The term “Fake News” means nothing, it is a lazy empty term designed to create an adrenaline-spiking emotional reaction. I know this is obvious but I still hear people using the phrase as though it adds value to a conversation which it simply can not.
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Don’t dream it’s over Hey now, hey now When the world comes in They come, they come To build a wall between us We know they won’t win
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@reggiewatts
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If I never have or adopt children it is only because I didn’t have time amongst the many things I’d like to achieve. I do however consider myself a devoted uncle of planetary youth and will continue attempts to inspire through art, science and absurdity; the elements of hope.
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@reggiewatts
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7 years
Good luck @jeffsessions with your 1960’s style war on Cannabis. Tax revenue, data, common sense and the will of the people overpower your ill-timed and ineffectual effort. You may try ingesting a 2.5mg Sativa edible and resynchronize with human consciousness:)
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@reggiewatts
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6 years
Anyone who calls themself a genius is most likely not. The trait is projected organically through undeniable naturalistic expression, then potentially, but not necessarily, recognized and reflected by others. Genius does not seek nor require recognition.
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5 years
Off to Montana to visit Mom. Send her some good healthy thoughts she’s been in the hospital a while for some respiratory issues. She’s back home now but would feel it if you did!!:):) hope you are all well♥️
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7 years
There’s no such thing as the “deep state”. Humans are not smart enough nor have the resources to run and maintain such a thing. The “deep state” catchphrase, like “fake news”, serves as a paranoia inducing fetishistic time-suck designed to take crtitical thinking off the board.
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@reggiewatts
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6 years
Hey music producers can you stop with the auto tune effect on singers please. It's whack af. It turns a potentially great vocalist into a mediocre one. If they CAN sing we'll never know.
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8 years
I really want us all to find unity in the midst of our perceived differences; I’ll focus on that more than ever from here on out.
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6 years
We all need love these days so I am sending out the most possible amount I can provide.
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8 years
The terms liberal, conservative and the new alt bs have no meaning to me anymore other than fuel for perpetuating reactionary conflict.
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@reggiewatts
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10 years
Life is a game called Realization.
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Hi
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3 years
Can we please stop using the term woke even sarcastically. It’s square as fuck and has done a terrible job at meaning anything in over a year. The word “enlightened” used sincerely has always worked just fine.
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7 years
Wanting intelligent, informed, respectful, open, pragmatic representatives in government is not a partisan issue. Liberal, conservative or any of the other bs monickers used to create populous division should have nothing to do with choosing whole and decent human beings 4 reps.
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Creativity is an oscillating wave of inspiration; it is fueled by its occasional absence.
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6 years
Happy Christian appropriated pagan fertility holiday!!!
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When life, the great simulation, gets you down, create a sub-simulation to run diagnostics within.
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Make active intuitive choices to steer yourself to the reality you wish to live in.
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Thank you to all women and the cosmic female energetic forces for your strength and wisdom; I wouldn’t be a whole being without you.
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2 years
@BrandoSurfing @DaveChappelle When you have a large platform and you say things that are being challenged by enough folks I think it should be addressed in some way. That’s just me. He can do whatever he wants. I just like to see good discourse of which there seems to be very little.
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6 years
I am so anxiety induced and depressed from spending 45mins reading the news. I think I’m gonna take a break from it for a week then reassess how to have a healthy relationship with media. Anyone having success?
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6 years
Popcorn be too loud in da theater. They need to be makin’ some soft corn.
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Any person or leader that operates from fear should be bypassed and made irrelevant in lieu of those who seek balance through openness, honesty, emotional intelligence, facts and pragmatism. This is a solid way forward.
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I believe Devo are one of the greatest bands of all time. Top 3 for me They inspire me like no other. (don’t ask me the other two bands I’m just creating flexibility)
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Oh gods @elonmusk up in here at the controls. I have 5% hope it might improve, 40% inkling it’ll stay the same and a 55% suspicion it’ll become subpar. 100% certainty whatever he says on the platform will be corny as fuck.
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@GretaThunberg Love you Greta.
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I would love amazon to offer a box-less delivery option. Imagine ordering something and only receiving the object by itself without its packaging. Less is has more value. If companies shipped products by themselves in minimal biodegradable packaging that would be a dream!
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Chris Cornell one of the greatest singers of all time has died. He was a massive inspiration and influence on me; Soundgarden fan 4 life RIP
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I try not to get too angry in traffic but PLEASE people use your turn signals when changing lanes/turning etc. it’s unsafe, lazy and rude af
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I’m not religious anymore but I went to Catholic mass last night with my mom and noticed they have changed the response to Peace be with you from "And also with you." to "And with your spirit." So whack, why!? If you’re a practicing Cath keep saying “and also with you” for me.Xo
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The matriarchy is approaching.
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Holy fuck Doug Jones!!!
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@marcrebillet You are the sweetest friend!!! Can’t believe how easy it is to make music with you!!!!♥️
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Solange And Thanks For All The Fish
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If you had the power to make Twitter disappear would you do it if it meant Trump would no longer have a Twitter account?
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It's frustrating to hear people on "sides" of an issue call each other "they" as though we aren't all inextricably part of this universe.
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Hi guys
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Do you ever wonder?
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Words like “fight” and “resist” I find to be too binary. “Balance” and “equalization” are cleaner forms of motivational propulsion.
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When people say, “God has a plan.” I think they mean “The collective universal consciousness has an intention it’s gravitating toward.”.
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I respect many of his achievements; it’s obvious he is a very smart human being but @elonmusk seems to have low-ish emotional intelligence which raises a question, “Is it possible to have high EQ, and be successful on an industrial scale?” Are there any living examples? ♥️
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I lost my cool with some parking Hollywood Bowl staff. I was such a dick and I feel so terrible:( gonna try to find em and apologize 😔 🙏🏾
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You ever be wonderin’ what the fuk happen, then somebody tell you?
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Unless I am creating I am unhappy.
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TV writers should always write intelligently without over-explaining. Audiences are much smarter than executives believe.
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Improv time
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Fuck to the max
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If you are in your head get into your body; they are both the same thing and make each other stronger.
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6 years
#deletefacebook I stopped personally using it seven years ago. I still have a fan page but I don’t directly manage it anymore. I get that it has been useful for many for a time but at this point the detriments outweigh its usefulness.
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All the Covid caused financial distress could be solved by few billionaires supplementing citizens and small businesses. I wonder why none have offered. Such a simple and good thing to do.
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Hi!!
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@bexleyofsmeg @DaveChappelle I would argue someone with a platform as large as his has some responsibility to what they put out there. Ultimately he can do whatever he wants but why not use your powers for betterment?
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Happy Sunday to you all!! 1. Be kind to strangers today. 2. Try walking down the street without using your phone. 3. ❤ yourself hard.
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So strange that christianity is built on a (potentially non-existent) middle eastern Jewish man.
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Does it really take 17 people to write one song?
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Just saw two young boys walking up my street in Montana playing with sticks. So nice to see kids using their imaginations not on phones!!!
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The NRA needs to be un-hijacked. It was originally intended for gun safety education founded by veterans, not an entrenched political lobby for gun manufacturers. #takeBackTheNRA Sensibility can only be gained when control has been reestablished.
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Never trust a leader/administration/organization without a healthy sense of humor.
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Just started watching Scoob then stopped because it looks like almost every single major animated film in the last decade. What is with the Pixar cloning? Can we move on? Thank the gods for Into the Spider-Verse!
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We need to get better moderators. Lester Holt and former moderators are so passive exerting no control.
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One of my favorite things about Kylo Ren is that he reminds of Marilyn Manson.
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I have a humble suggestion to Waredrobe for tv shows. Please consider not dressing characters in brand new clothing it totally takes me out of the reality. The detail of lived-in clothing is rather crucial wouldn’t you say?
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As soon as I heard about Beyoncé having twins I remember not being excited at all; giving me a great sense of freedom.
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675lbs and no I’m not locking my knees I am knock-kneed so it appears so. I’m very form focused.
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The power of science and art can re-balance our existential crisis, increase openness, curiosity, intellect & creativity; revealing love.
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RIP George Michael:( One of the greats gone. Not many ultra talented superstars left. He was a true undeniable mega presence & inspiration.
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The sooner @facebook goes away the better. There needs to be a strong competitor or alternative to this crappy blue monolith. Ugh
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Every few years a singing style becomes dominant among recording artists which can be cool but sometimes it creates homogeneity. To that I say, as a singer don’t be afraid of singing in your pure strong vocal tone. Breathy-ness and vocal fry are good tools but not as a totality.
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I found a mantis under my seat, captured it, released it into nature then found the parking dude and apologized on my way out!!! ❤️
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Humans who use divisive language seek to burden others with their fear and insecurity. Ignore their attempts but hope 4 their recovery.
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Bernie Sanders
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Hi guys remember @Starbucks makes the worlds most expensive worst coffee. I know it’s easy to forget because of the pretty colors and fonts.
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Autotune is not a vocal effect, it’s a lazy disguise for mediocrity.
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Can someone please create a strain of cannabis called Strawberry Snarfcakes. Thank you.
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Artists and performers refuse plastic water bottles on set/events. Ask the production to provide municipal filtration or a water cooler.
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I’m looking forward to a post-Facebook era. I hope this happens within my lifetime. We deserve something better.
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