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Sarcastic woman.

Joined February 2019
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
My love. My child. A quarter of my heart. Rest in peace, sayang. I still cannot believe it that you're no longer here. 眠りたまえ愛しい人 その魂(いのち)続いてゆく😭😭
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
are you kidding me, she told us about her 4flat dean list result for her Master and you wanna wrote about her weight gained bcs of a heartbreak? Really?
@bharianmy
Berita Harian
5 years
Patah hati punca badan Najwa berisi
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
@IzzraifHarz toksah tunggu 30 secs, dah beli nak buka wrapper pun nak cair
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
Sampai murung abang @khairulaming 😂😂😂
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
Serious lah woi. Mamat tu buat 5 orang punya kerja, tambah jadi ghost writer kau untuk hal politikus kau pastu bayar RM2000 je???? Tempat tinggal apa if tidur office bodoh? Kotla kasi rumah sewa ke apa aku faham ah. Kena report pejabat buruh hang nak jawab apa 🤦‍♀️
@mutalibuthman
Mutalib Uthman
1 year
@zoulyazix @markonahajis Tempat tinggal di office ini aku tawarkan sebab tau gaji hang RM2000 tak cukup. Dapatlah jimat. Dan bukan paksaan untuk hang tinggal di situ.
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@ndzneko
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i followed a hot mom, dua kali preggy she naik berat then lean balik. She said the tip is, before preggy kena biasakan exercise but for those baru nak start, start small tapi consistency main peranan. It can be as simple as swimming/cycling/brisk walks. Janji consistent.
@pelisahh
pel suruh break up
9 months
Hello, new mom here. Nak jadi hot mum tapi bila eh all hot mum workout? Sebab rasa masa habis dengan baby and kerja je, pastu penat. Any tips? — anon is so real for this
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
@rdzaminhat in some situations, these may apply🤣
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
@najihahshahrel Bakal guru tapi most yg kat twitter takde yg macam bakal guru. I worry for the next gen as their students ngl
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
8 months
@pelisahh FAHAM, kita faham
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
2 years
@emrhqm @KucingKuncitara our MPs and PM kan jenis suka menunjuk kekayaan. Being low profile is not their thing! Sebab tu fashion sense ke laut tapi orang akan google the items they wear and find out benda ribu reban. Gitulah kehidupan
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
I wanna work hard enough so I can send my babies for this on a monthly basis? Hahaha
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
People: It's for babies My lazyass: It's for me makan icecream smoothie
@Shopeekaa
SHOPEE ADDICT
3 years
Senangnyaa nk bgi makan baby pasni .picit2 je kluar.. da la murahh je rm5 😍 🛒
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
Masa foundation je aku pergi orientasi. Masa degree, I skipped the whole shit after one day attending. Buang masa lah sia.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
@naimazharrrr Eh anak orang ni mintak kena pukul betul. Kena tuduh curi pastu baling tendang barang kedai. Mak dia tak marah pun dia? Mana tak kembang bontot. Rasa nak calit cili api je kat mulut dia.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
@_epiphiany to me, if daging tu senang potong then i betul la lawan arah urat.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
I can't really see the kuning so I thought he was referring to otak kuning......
@Azfarovski
Azfir
4 years
Absolutely nobody: Me: MERAH PUTIH BIRU KUNIIIIIING
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
Roslan
@ulat_bulu_bulu
Bulu Bulu Kehidupan 🇲🇾
4 years
Apa nama kucing paling kelakar pernah korang dengar?
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
I was so lazy to dress up until I started doing part time work while studying, started to dress neat and all. Got compliments from lecturers and confidence boost. Extra points during presentation ✨
@najihahshahrel
Princess Jiee ◡̈
1 year
You'll regret looking kepam in university
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
@neddokhan Yg sampai ke katil tu.....like how korang rasa selesa to sleep???? 😩
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
8 months
Amende MIL and SIL kau ni jenis kikis duit orang taktahu malu ke. Jenis biawak hidup ke sil and bf dia??? Nak sangat kahwin free kau gi report Jais biar kena tangkap basah. Eee tak koser nak tanggung, bukannya anak kau pun yg kahwin, sister in law kot. Dafuq. Extend CL to 2mth.
@pelisahh
pel suruh break up
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[CC] SIL's getting married. MIL expects me to sponsor 70% of her daughter's wedding just bcz she thinks if i can do it for mine, i can help her daughter too. SIL is jobless, n so is her fiance. Im days away from giving birth, dah book CL for 2 weeks n im not staying w my
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
@amirulhaq_ @Azfarovski We are actually the one being tested, so why do they need to eat in hiding? We should really step up our faith then, my fellow muslims
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
2 years
@hannabunnyb Dulu 1pm tapi la ni semua airbnb/hotel 3pm. Checkout 12pm. Terukkk
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
2 years
@CeddyOrNot @pedoqpop Tak pun cakaplah tengah covid ni. Kotoq! Bacteria! Corona!
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
Awwww thank you, Australia.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
@omarfaayiz kk mart face scan really humbles you down i swear 😭💀
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
@4M30W Lisda gurl, pls sedarlah laki hang duk gaslight hang. Kami tak maki hang pun, maki laki hang je. Otak kat lutut. Loqlaq la hang ni
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
@warnabilla @iffahs_ I just bought the controversial libresse design yg baru. I tak perasaan pun, it's like a flower. Sex education is bad for muslimah ke? No, sex education is important for the mass. Without it, women will always be oppressed and be taken advantage of, so ianya tidak jahil/bodoh.🤷‍♀️
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
2 years
@HazwanAfifi @localrkyt cerita takde klimaks tiba-tiba end. Eish.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
@hulkziq @atlaslovex KAN!! 'Noticed how he struggled so bad but still cute feline, hope he's loved throughout his life🥺🤧
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
8 months
@IzzraifHarz "hepibiday, ok nak duit 🫶"
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
7 months
@hannabunnyb I attend event 5hari straight pun dah nak mampos rasa, nikan dia sampai menari menyanyi, tak hilang suara ke do😭
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
9 months
Goosebumps teruk sebab almost all songs, every one of us in the stadium sing along kawkaw!!! Best concert of the year for me!! #ONEOKROCKINMY #OneOkRockinKL
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
@IzzChubb Physical books are cheaper overseas hence why dorang boleh beli buku bebanyak. Kita ni yg sesak nak convert our money to buy the books. Our country is better off with ebooks or audiobooks since it's cheaper I guess
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
Wow the guy takde feel of remorse langsung kan? Azfar did right. He wanna teach all the bullies out there to not fuck with him or anyone because eventually kena kat kau balik. And the guy tweet macam takde rasa bersalah langsung. Mofo is disgusting af. Goodluck in life
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
8 months
@aisaryangyou my brain is allergic to maths, I'm sorry
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
@Januarhaikal mahal servis courier kalau pakai ninja turtle gahahaa
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
@dayatxoxo @IBCIG aslan masih kick ass
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
@NabilahAzhar14 @Januarhaikal I think anjing dia sakit, to the point the owner hanya ada option: Euthanize or let her die in pain. The owner chose the first option.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
@ketengahketepi goyang-goyang macam minum wine ha curlass gitchew
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
@hannabunnyb That girl is actually waiting her time to throw hands. Just waiting for the trigger words.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
No sharing. This mine alone. With extra daging.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
I like the song, I like her expression. On point.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
@notorioustapir This and wonderful walkways across town with lots of beautiful trees and gardens. Alahai cantik sangat
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
Best choice: Parked at TBS, naik LRT 2 stops je, no need pening kepala for parking or jam. After concert, naik LRT tak tersepit macam tin sardin. And now on the way home dah. #MuseLiveInKL
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
@aidanurariza ....wow, what a boring attitude that guy have
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
@HausofHilton The smell of entering Midvaley via ktm ✅
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
7 months
@5M30W tapi kan diorang ni kebanyakannya mindset nak cari yg molek buat jadi bini. DS buat geli-geli.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
11 months
Big Pharmacy approved this????? SHAME ON YOU!
@tgwtst
🏴Theguywiththestartattoo🏴
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Dear Indian people.. Watch this and let me know how you feel.. Am I overreacting? They keep deleting my comments tho
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
@khairulaming Parking kat sunway putra sebab nanti dapat diskaun parking lepas vaccine bila jalan kat bridge ada org akan bagi flyer. Plus it's easier no hassle. Boleh beli makanan as well 🤪
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
To me, this is common sense. Nak pegang baby; basuh tangan. If you ada flu/demam/batuk or basically sick- jangan get close to the baby or hold the baby, just no. AND AKU PANTANG YE MAKCIK-MAKCIK CIUM BABY KAT MULUT NI like if it's yours takpe, but no, so pls dont.
@drluqman
Ahmad Luqman Bukhari
4 years
Banyak je tempat lain sebenarnya kita boleh cium tapi tolonglah jangan cium kat mulut bayi sebab tu mungkin boleh jadi punca si comel tu pergi buat selama-lamanya! Thread.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
@eymansaidso the irony that he is the tiber fans gone fanatic walhal the 90s babies fans watlek watpis je
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
@Najiv10 @wholesomereen @faizluqmano dude didn't realise yet huh...
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
@nolongerskek @LuqmanA01228601 I don't get the shades....tapi yes dulu punya fashion is so poise and full of grace plus the men were more gentleman than nowdays 💁🤷‍♀️
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
@khairilXX i think if he fix the hair and probably the specs, he will look less of rempit..... idk just my two cents
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
Jap, why isit Google Meet is trending today?
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
Send them Riri's song -Bitch better have my money
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
@arxxxxmand @OmgItsSaraa_ idk it's more of a hoe-up than glow up......but asalkan bahagia ye dok
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
@ibcig @AshikinHassim what a nice guy, prolly kawan-kawan dia susah nak cari stok daging uwu
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
11 months
@dyradyre Sebab sana coffee craftsmenship lokal lagi power, plus vietnam’s coffee beans sedap kot
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
@sweetpotatopaii prolly his english isn't good enough that he misunderstood Malaysian and malayren. Well it sounded almost the same smh
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
cutest ever
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
@AmirRozali Physical ni menyampah tau, kadang tu class cancel last minute baru bagitau. Yang dah sampai ke otw ke tu ha pishang je
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
@natashagideon that's the thing, to me niqab tu culture based not religious. And somehow in Malay society, it has become the way to measure someone's faith. Ayayai.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
2 years
@Phatastix @yoursturulypir ini macam fake it till you make it?
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
@furrarie she was relevant to old blogger days. But I wasn't her fan tho. I don't like the way she blogs. I'd preferred TheOtherkhairul and TheBurungman.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
8 months
@FeisiTangg @pxmpkin dia dah ada bini baru masalahnya tapi sibuk nak berebut anak angkat dengan bekas bini. Dari rebut anak angkat baik kau buat anak sendiri kan logik tu? Tapi logik dia, kena kacau bekas bini idk lh macam bitter je Noh ni
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
Benda ni kan, masalahnya aku tak bagitau pun. Kucing stray kawasan rumah aku pi hebohkan kat satu neighborhood. So ada jelah kucing itu ini datang nak makan hari-hari. Regulars pun ada. Yang sakit pun mai minta tolong. Yang buang anak pun. Haih kucing²
@sya1qahh
syiqahh meow
1 year
Macam biasa i pesan kat kucing jalanan, kalau lapar cari rumah i. Rumah i tingkat 4 and pagi-pagi lagi dah terpacak depan rumah. Pandainya lah dia cari😂🥹
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
The irony when non muslim lagi aware of halal food......when muslims just belasah je makan masa travels yikes man
@pja_chan
Superpja
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Kita yg kena aware bukan org kedai yg kena tanya 😅 bukan pork je, dlm tu sah2 guna ayam tak sembelih 😓
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
jap, kucing makan carrot ke?! I thought cats are carnivores?
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
For men that don't know, yes this is considered rape because wife doesn't give consent.
@RapeWatchdog
Rape Watchdog #MakeSchoolASaferPlace
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WOOF WOOF Fisherman charged with sodomising wife "inserting a sex toy into his 36-year-old wife's private part without her consent" "causing injury to coerce her into having sexual intercourse" "unlawful confinement of his wife"
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
@naimxazhar Apparently he's the one yg active baca what the people have to say in social media i guess.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
2 years
@ketengahketepi Revenge is tiring, Imma let God do it for me instead
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
@nalisaaa Tbh I was one of those girls. But I kept it nice and clean. Takda kasi orang nampak. And then balut buang,clean the toilet after use. Now, I unlearn that and just balut and dump.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
i cried when I read about this story. Dia ada Chinese version and Japanese version but both are just so sad.....😭🤘✨
@mandarinjer
Mandarinjer
5 years
LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP PALING JAUH selain bulan hantu skrng ni, exception malam ni malam Valentine's Day bagi kaum cina kalau tengok calender cina, date hari ini 7hb 7 (七月初七) dongengnya, malam ini pertemuan 织女 dan 牛郎 setahun sekali yg terpisah di dua penjuru galaxy
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
@notsoaidil @bartbhrdn maybe they think they can handle the heat
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thatgurlnad
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
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@pelisahh me selalu go for puteri if malas. Tapi, bila menyambal i tak pakai cili kering. Kawan jndo ajar goreng je cili merah,hijau,bawang,etc then blend. Ikut la nak letak belacan or msg. Sambal tu tumis and simpan dlm 1week+ kat peti ais. Sedap woo pakai cili fresh. Oki hope it helps!
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
@kidxblunt oh wow didn't see that coming😂
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
11 months
@natashagideon And that’s why bieber left i guess..
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
@itsweinye @aidathecat @mstaronline Kepala buto, directly translate as dickhead but ha powerful effect as in this context, "I think dafuq not mofo" Any malays can help me more here hahhaa
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
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@malaymango booking must be done at least 1 month in advance
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
@tngkumim @akhifairuz_ pakaian dirinya yg asal. sebab andai kata meninggal disana, mereka akan mandikan dan uruskan jenazah mengikut jantina kelahiran. Wallahualam.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
yeah i need this alone time.
@Izdnrdn
𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐧
5 years
RM37 je boleh dapat stay 1 malam dekat studio condo/apartment? 2 bilik pun korg boleh dapat harga RM59. Swimming pool ada, gym pun ada tau. Macam tak srs kan? tapi aku nak korang tahu yg aku tengah srs ni grr grr😡 yang taktahu tu meh sini aku ajar korang !
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
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@sunfloweraidil I do hope the tigers are been taken care delicately, I don't put my trust much to Perhililitan's hospitality for wildlife.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
@ibcig @AshikinHassim so the friends are actually cannibals?
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
@aidainjapan awat passerby tu tengok and tutup pintu😭💀
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
@MHaffizJ .....yang tak nampak tulah paling mahal😭
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
6 years
@Carly1096 @MendesCrewInfo He's canadian. Cold is nothing
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
@warnabilla Man really got very good hair genes.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
Hahahahaha dah start dah dia
@Azfarheri
Azfar Heri 🇲🇾
5 years
beruang tak boleh tidur 😭
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
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@dyradyre betul, peh dia punya double face and backstab sakit wo, and we can't do anything bcs they know how to spin words
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
2 years
@_epiphiany masa sexual education dalam kursus kahwin tu borak apa je ni sampai seminggu terus nak mengandung hahhaha, rasanya at least 2- 3 weeks or next period cycle
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
@FaezNajmuddin bestnya dapat morning wishess
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
@izzatchubbz but I can't help to feel like she lost so much weight here. Tengok lengan dia weh 😭 Lisa hang balik kampung makan sakan naaa
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
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@_epiphiany Kan?? I was like eh eh? Sekarang macam dok bersorak lah diorang sebab followers makin turun, likeeee bukannya dia Gal Gadot pun😭
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
1 year
@IzzraifHarz if minta tukar baru, cashier masam muka pulak 😔
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
5 years
@UrghThisKhairul @omgilirawaidaa @fazwafazin dia terlalu depan, lori can't see
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
@DrBeniRusani At this point, I just might consider buying a transparent sphere ball that we can get inside and walk around to keep my distance....
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
4 years
@BenHifni @Freyalfreya @ncnx122 but aren't we talking about the art concept and tudung design....what pants? That ain't the product.
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
@moklins @Mardianaa___ Depa semua tua bangka cara kerja tak baguih, outdated
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@ndzneko
thatgurlnad
3 years
@nalisaaa This aunty should just mind her own sins smh
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