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isbell. storyteller. daydreamer. professional procrastinator. alright sweetheart, one last ride.

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@neddokhan
neddo khan
4 months
Tamatlah sudah penggambaran filem #MusketeerCode ( #GantungTheMovie ) 💜 Sekarang kita di peringkat post production. Doakan filem ini dapat menemui semua tahun ini, setelah lama menanti. Here's another video (thanks Juju!) of our 13-day shoot journey 🥰 See you soon, insyaAllah!
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@neddokhan
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Video budak kutip barang-barang K-pop dia dibakar dek bapak dia tu, pastu mak dia pulak rekod reaction dia... That's abuse. From burning her stuff without permission... to recording her reaction and posting it. All of it is abuse.
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Aku bukanlah setuju dengan semua yang MUDA buat. Ada je benda aku tak setuju. Tapi aku harus akui, MUDA yang paling function dalam situasi krisis - dah banyak kali terbukti. This country belongs to the young. Them gila kuasa old farts need to go.
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Rakyat batalkan kenduri kahwin tapi sambung masak untuk bagi makanan kat mangsa banjir wehhh 😭 Faham tak level rakyat jaga rakyat macamana?? Ahli politik siap buat perhimpunan besar-besaran bazirkan duit rakyat pastu baru terhegeh-hegeh nak "tinjau" eh bangsatlah, serius.
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@neddokhan
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7 months
Dalam Bahasa Melayu, ada sebak, sedih, sayu dan pilu. Semuanya berbeza. Sebak, you feel it in your throat; your chest. Sedih ni dalam kepala. Sayu ni dalam hati, sampai ke mata. Pilu. Now... pilu is a deep, visceral pain that's reserved for a special kind of grief.
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@neddokhan
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2 years
Kalau aku nangis time Anuar angkat sumpah satgi, who I'm crying for is actually Wan Azizah 😭💜 That woman has been through a lot; a pillar of strength. Alhamdulillah sempat merasa pangkah nama dia.
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Setan gila perangai. Student duduk kat kafe dia gi saman RM1500 sebab tak pakai mask. Kat kafe! Student dah la duduk terperuk kat uni 5 bulan takleh balik. Kau tekan lagi. Memang hamak sangat duit rakyat ke? Atau memang semata-mata nak tunjuk kau ada kuasa?
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Tak payah nak try spin cerita kata orang Taman Sri Muda tak nak keluar sebelum banjir. Tak payah. Kau yang lambat dan gagal selamatkan diorang sekarang ni, bangsat.
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@neddokhan
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2 years
Twitter gold.
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
3 years
Yang lambat bukan ATM. Yang lambat tu kau, setan.
@HishammuddinH2O
Hishammuddin Hussein 🇲🇾
3 years
Bukan pagi ini sahaja, malah anggota @TenteraDarat bertugas siang malam demi selamatkan mangsa di Sri Muda. Ini gambar lokasi semalam. Banyak lagi namun tidak semua diambil gambar/direkod. ATM jenis kerja dlm diam, tak harap pujian. Jangan tuduh melulu kata ATM lambat bertindak.
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Soalan serius: kalau nampak jiran letak bendera putih luar rumah, apa bahan paling essential nak diberikan (selain beras, telur dan roti)?
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@neddokhan
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3 years
"Eleh, gaji doktor ribu-riban pun nak mogok." Duduk dalam PPE basah lencun seharian. Kerja berbulan cuti dibekukan, elaun dipotong, jawatan tetap takde, tak dapat sambung belajar. Bersabung nyawa selamatkan orang tapi tak dapat sokongan. Padan tak dengan gaji "ribu-riban" tu?
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@neddokhan
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3 years
It's coming.
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Aku ni sah² bukan fangirl Syed Saddiq. Bebila dia buat salah memang aku kritik je. Optics game dia strong - fine la. Tapi bila kawan tu buat kerja, akui je la dia buat kerja. Paling lawak bila sek² yang tak buat kerja ni sibuk cari salah dia. Bapak loser gila sit down la woi.
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Memang rakyat je yang jaga rakyat. Pakai segala Hilux / pick-up truck sendiri gi tolong orang, tolong sebarkan berita, sumbangkan apa patut, bagi tempat berlindung. Awesome Malaysians remain awesome. Taik politicians should just be flushed away with the flood.
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2 years
Kalau bukan PH yang menang kerusi terbanyak, takde siapa yang akan bitter. Semua kena kata "Okaylah, dah kalah nak buat macamana. Terimalah." MASALAHNYA SEKARANG NI YANG KERUSI KURANG NI YANG LEH JADI GOMEN NI APA CERITA Sebab tulah rakyat rasa dikhianati. Faham?
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Let 2022 be a year of reunions 💖
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Negara lain: Menteri kensel kahwin sebab ikut SOP. Negara kita: Menteri ubah SOP sebab anak-beranak nak kahwin.
@ajplus
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3 years
New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern said her wedding "won't be going forward" as the country implements new COVID-19 restrictions due to Omicron.
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@neddokhan
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2 years
I FEEL ATTACKED
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@neddokhan
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2 years
We girls are very proud of our thrifty purchases. Kalau sorang komen, "Eh cantiknya baju!" we're very quick to go, "RM20 je babe!" and the disbelief of something so pretty not costing an arm and a leg gives us absolute joy ✨
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Saya dengan ini memulakan thread #CreditGrabber atau "lembu punya susu, sapi baek punya claim." Kalau sesiapa ada info lain, boleh tambah 👇🏻
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@neddokhan
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3 years
When someone said "Muar is so lucky" a good friend replied "Muar voted. They chose. That's smart, not mere luck" It hits hard. During the next GE, let us all be smart. Vote for the young candidates who are hungry to serve. Not the ones who are eager to fill up their own pockets.
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@neddokhan
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2 years
Another strong lady 💪🏻
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Tuhan tengah tunjuk yang negara kita ni KORUP dari segala segi. All systems are crumbling under pressure because the foundation WAS NEVER STRONG and our core values are CRAP. WAKE UP!
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Menteri datang, clearkan hospital punya emergency department. Apa logiknya di situ? Tolonglah tolak budaya mengampu. Jangan jadi bodoh. Kita tengah perang ni. Tengah-tengah perang ada masa lagi nak mengampu menteri, memang bangang la.
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@neddokhan
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4 years
Kuala Lumpur. Kota yang tak pernah siap.
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@neddokhan
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4 years
Malam tadi, anak sedara aku dihadapkan ke 'mahkamah keluarga' bila dia didapati main WhatsApp jam 11.30 malam (past his bedtime). Ditanya kenapa, dia jawab, "At school, I can't talk to my friends. We study /eat separately. Social distancing. I miss chatting with them." 💔
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Wishing all the night guards good luck.
@ATMology
The Plant Dad ⚯͛
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TRIVIA: Penjara Pudu, Kuala Lumpur Dibina secara berperingkat oleh kerajaan British antara 1891 sehingga 1895, Pudu Jail terletak di Shaw Road (kini Jalan Hang Tuah). Pada bulan Disember 2012, bangunan bersejarah ini telah dirobohkan untuk memberi laluan kepada LaLaport KL BBCC.
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3 years
Wartawan yang sound direct Mail Sabri "Kita tak mahu lagi rentas negeri oleh orang kenamaan dengan alasan tak munasabah seperti ke Melaka membeli cincau contohnya" BROTHER WE SALUTE YOU!!!
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Aku penatlah weh. Frontliner kerja kuat: elaun tak setimpal Atlet yang ada skill: "jangan manjakan" Polis berjaga: ada kuota kompaun Cikgu mengajar: asyik tukar SOP Budak baru grad: gaji camharam Apa ni weh? Penat jadi rakyat. Yang kat atas sedap makan duit. Kerja tak reti.
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@neddokhan
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2 years
"Cakaplah elok², kenapa nak maki..." Tak tahulah, kak. Mungkin sebab ahli keluarga dia mati sebab Covid sambil pemimpin main golf. Mungkin rumah dia tenggelam dek banjir sambil pemimpin potong kek. Mungkin air rumah dia kotor sambil pemimpin bawa Mercedes. Mungkin la.
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@neddokhan
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2 years
Tahniah, rakyat Malaysia!
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@neddokhan
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4 years
Kepada yang sibuk mengejek "Haha kan korang yang nak sangat #MalaysiaBaru " atau "Haha kena game padan muka" Why make it rakyat vs rakyat? Kita sama-sama mahukan yang terbaik untuk negara. It's us against dirty politicians. Not us against each other, please.
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@neddokhan
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2 years
Hero sebenar PRU kali ni ialah @kuasasiswa because education is key, racism is key-mak.
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@neddokhan
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5 years
Please tell me they replaced that surgeon's food that man has probably not eaten for 36 hours!
@gujonpyo
5 years
I’ve been laughing for 10 mins straight😭
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Cluster kilang paling banyak. Pastu yang kita ni kena duduk rumah... "Menang bersama"
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2 years
Mitos: Mak ayah suruh anak jadi doktor. Nanti bila dah jadi doktor, mak ayah rujuk kat anak je pasal masalah kesihatan. Realiti: Anak dah jadi doktor, bagi nasihat... "Tapi kawan, sedara, jiran mak/abah forward kat WhatsApp ni dia kata lain!"
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@neddokhan
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3 years
A small backpack filled with toys, a teddy bear, face mask, sanitizer, snacks was found after the flood. Not too far away... the body of a 10-year-old kid 💔 So tell me, Ismail Sabri, what are you celebrating? As our hearts break into a million pieces, what are you celebrating?
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@neddokhan
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1 year
Maybe start by treating doctors and engineers right in this country 🤷🏻‍♀️
@bernamadotcom
BERNAMA
1 year
KPM, MOSTI perlu ada pendekatan baharu untuk tarik minat pelajar dalam sains dan matematik - PM @anwaribrahim
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@neddokhan
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3 months
Phew! Thank you for making Malaysia safer by leaving. For a moment there I thought you were gonna bring your zionist friends over and steal our houses.
@BruceDGilley
Bruce Gilley
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I have safely departed from Malaysia, one step ahead of the Islamo-fascist mob whipped up by the government there. This is not a safe country to travel to now. Updates to follow.
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Tukarkan semua nama hospital kepada nama frontliner yang gugur di medan perang Covid-19 ✊🏻😔
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Allahu si Caprice tu bahasakan diri dia "Caprice" ke? Dia tak tahu ke Ella je yang ada hak tu 😂
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Bodoh dan bongkaknya dia ni. "I was preparing for my vaccination. I'm going to get my second dose today, you know? So I decided to come first thing in the morning. You tahu first thing in the morning? That's how serious I am." Kepala hotak kau la. Ramai cedera parah la bahlol.
@BernamaTV
BERNAMA TV 🇲🇾
3 years
Komen Pengerusi Prasarana Datuk Seri Tajuddin Abdul Rahman mengenai persoalan netizen mengapa beliau tidak turun padang malam tadi sejurus selepas berlaku kemalangan LRT
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"Rasa saya kalau turun ke rumah dia (rakyat), tengok kat dapur dah penuh dah kot (dek kerana bantuan)." *gelak* Pemimpin yang mentertawakan dan meremehkan kesengsaraan rakyat selayaknya dimaki. Macamana? Kita nak sabar lagi?
@kuasasiswa
Fahmi Reza
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"Tak payah naik bendera putih ke, hitam ke... Nak naik bendera biru takpa" - PM Muhyiddin Yassin
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@neddokhan
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3 years
How is corruption protected? By corruption, of course.
@501Awani
Astro AWANI
3 years
Mahkamah Rayuan melepas dan membebaskan Tengku Adnan atas tuduhan rasuah, sabitan dan hukuman penjara 12 bulan serta denda RM2 juta diketepikan. Ikuti berita terkini di sekarang! #AWANInews
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Tak tahulah kenapa susah sangat nak faham konsep yang perempuan ada hari dia takleh puasa dan kena makan because we're losing blood and enduring pain. Tuhan bagi, kau lak tak bagi. Kau lagi besar daripada Tuhan ke? 🙄
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@neddokhan
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2 years
Sekali tu duduk kat kedai mamak, nak basuh tangan tapi sinki yang dekat ada sekumpulan budak lelaki duduk situ. Instinctively I went to a further one. This is what women do. It's not prejudice and we're not stereotyping. The world just taught us to self-protect all the time.
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@neddokhan
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Bergaullah dengan orang yang berbeza pendapat daripada kita. Trust me, you'll learn something new. Tapi bila borak kena dengan niat nak mendengar jugak la. Bukan borak takat nak menang je.
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Baru terbaca kisah jantan sampah curang dengan isteri yang baru dinikahi. Mengaku depressed (rolling my eyes SO HARD) tapi sebenarnya tengah groom budak 15 tahun jadi awek dia. Disgusting. Jantan macam ni elok mampus je. Hidup menyusahkan orang.
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@neddokhan
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Apa benda ni... 😓 Tolonglah jangan buat macam ni. Kesian kat orang yang betul² ada disassociative identity disorder (DID). Mainstream media pun dengan bangangnya bagi platform kat dia ni. Tak buat research betul-betul 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@neddokhan
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2 years
Been reading articles about Covid and our immune system. Apa yang Covid ni buat ialah menuakan antibodi kita (specifically, T-cells). First time dapat Covid, T-cells kita yang ibarat a fit 20-year-old gi gym bagai akan lawan tapi lepas tu-- (1)
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@neddokhan
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Setiap kali aku terpandang ni dan TRX aku rasa macam nak muntah. There's something really disgusting about these showy, unnecessary buildings at this point of time in history. It's just gross.
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@neddokhan
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Korang, tolonglah ramaikan kawan-kawan yang bukan bangsa sendiri. Aku penatlah tengok komen-komen racist ni 🥴 And when I say befriend, I mean become real friends not the token friendship ambik gambar setahun sekali lihatlah kami muhibah Ali Muthu Ah Hock bukan ye.
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
1 year
Daripada poster pun memang jelas SANGAT SANGAT memerlukan designer.
@KPDN_HQ
KPDN
1 year
Kami memerlukan pereka grafik segera! #KPDN
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@neddokhan
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5 years
Budak² "social" kat KL bukan asal dari KL. Budak² jati KL mak ayah overprotective ada curfew bagai; ada yang clubbing pun tak pernah.
@twt_malaysia
Rakyat: #curatorMY
5 years
Sco paa tu manaa
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Mohd Fadzly Fuad Sofea Nursolehha Tun I will personally remember your names. For not having any dignity during times of crisis. Oh yes, I blame you. Jangan bagi alasan "sekadar menjalankan tugas" / "cari makan". We all are. Do you see us sucking up? No.
@azrinsunbae
Azrin Ahmad 𝕏 
3 years
@LagaCawan The same host regarding our pm’s busy schedule Full video:
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2 years
Patah hati sebenarnya tengok orang berebut duit sampai macam ni sekali. Dangling money and making people chase for it like this is insulting. Shame on the organisers.
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Aku tanya member² aku yang dulu sekolah SJK(C) kenapa sebenarnya diorang tak gi SK. Is it a race thing? "No, my friend. The PIBG of SJK(C)s lagi kuat. They would do anything for the school to ensure the kids get everything they need. Not like SK, everything cincai."
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@neddokhan
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Seriously? Riyadh Music Festival 2023? It's bad enough that you're doing NOTHING to help Gaza, but to continue on with vibrant festivities as if people near you aren't DYING? I can't with these idiots.
@RTEUrdu
RTEUrdu
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🔴 دنیا کے سب سے بڑے میوزک فیسٹیول میں سے ایک "ریاض سیزن 2023ء"، سعودی عرب میں شروع ہو گیا۔
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3 years
Lambda variant found in Japan. Right after Olympics. Participants from all over the world returning home.
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@neddokhan
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1 year
I agree on women not settling for less. But "less" (to me) doesn't mean money. "Less" means not treating you right; not willing to step up. Marry someone with a big heart, a beautiful soul and a rational mind. Everything will fall into place ♥️
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5 years
Are you ready to hear what's gonna happen this year? 😉 hint: #GantungTheMovie
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5 years
Let's make it happen this year 😎
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3 years
Our natural disaster is poor governance.
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3 years
Aku takde masalah ngan kelas agama. I enjoyed my agama classes. If I remember correctly, our text books were in jawi - jadi baca jawi pun cekap, isi pun tangkap. Ada pertandingan membaca jawi, pertandingan bercerita kisah nabi. KAFA was fantastic.
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
6 months
Reminder: Disney funded a GEN0CIDE
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
6 months
First look at ‘MOANA 2’. In theaters this November.
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@neddokhan
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2 years
Bye bye Baskin Robbins. You ain't that hot to begin with but now you're a complete turnoff.
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Udoh² ler tu mengata budak² uni ni manja. Tak payah ler nak nunjuk awok terpaling struggle dulu takde duit buat part-time bagai. Awok dulu belajar takde pandemik; kelas pun idok jugak peginya. Duit habih buat beli rokok ate macamlah kita tak tau 😏
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
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Aku dah agak dah, perangai pakai kasut dalam rumah sampai ke katil ni akan mendapat jugak akhirnya. Kasut tu kotor. Kat luar gi merata dari tandas awam sampailah ke tepi longkang, tong sampah segala. Pastu pakai dalam rumah, siap sampai katil 🤦🏻‍♀️ Kata civilized. Tak paham aku.
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@neddokhan
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2 years
Listening to Che Det on Awani: "Kenapa bendera Pejuang tak meriah macam parti lain?" "Sebab kita takdak duit. Kita tak curi duit." 😂 Say what you want, Che Det always entertains. Yes, some of his ideas are mighty old-fashioned but you gotta admire his sharp wit at 97.
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@neddokhan
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3 years
Awek anak Azmin deactivate terus Twitter lepas kena ratio 🤣 Aku dah cakap, ni gelanggang Jebat. Silap la masuk sini nak acah Tuah.
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
1 year
It's a sin to not mention Cillian Murphy
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@alongcamezuess
"The talented Mr Scott"
1 year
if i said prettiest man alive who do you think of quick quick
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
3 years
1) Takde vulva, darah dari uterus tu nak keluar kot celah mana, Haziq? Itulah, orang suruh belajar dulu tapi tak menyempat nak sekolahkan orang lain. Awak takde uterus ngan vulva tapi otak ada, kan? 🙂 2) It's just a flower, Haziq. You can relax.
@Haziqmahmur90an
sayalah haziq yg jual ayam tu
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you as a muslim should be ashamed for having INSENSITIVE mentality. designing vulva while the actually anatomy part involve is uterus is provocative uterus = dimana most kesihatan wanita terlibat vulva = dimana kenyakkan aktiviti seksual terlibat. rujukan: Dr Rafidah Hanim
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3 years
Protes #KerajaanGagal kat dinding awam bukan vandalisme la, mangkuk. Itu namanya pemberontakan. Takde cara lain lagi dah dalam era Covid ni. Vandalisme ni kalau keadaan tengah aman tiba-tiba kau conteng "Amin ❤️ Fara 4EVA"
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
3 years
Cerita tentang free breakfast for kids. Dulu masa aku darjah satu, ada sorang kawan ni - Faiz nama dia dia, kalau tak silap. Kecik je orangnya, tapi hati dia besar. Satu hari, Faiz ni beriya-iya cakap dengan aku... dia nak belanja aku makan kat kantin--
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
4 months
Batuk kokol = whooping cough = pertussis Pertussis ni vaksin dia diberikan pada bayi umur 2, 3, 5 bulan kemudian booster umur 18 bulan. Dulu wabak ni hampir takde dah sebab semua elok je vaksinkan anak. Sekarang menular balik sebab antivaxx. We're losing herd immunity.
@501Awani
Astro AWANI
4 months
Tiga kawasan wabak juga telah diisytiharkan di Kelantan iatu di Tanah Merah, Pasir Puteh dan yang terbaru di Kota Bharu pada 14 Mac lepas. #AWANInews #AWANI745
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
3 years
We're losing MALAYSIA. We're losing our local restaurants serving our delicious food. We're losing our lush forests and beautiful lakes. We're losing our education, arts and culture. We're losing OUR RAKYAT 😢 #KerajaanPembunuh #KerajaanBangsat #SaveMalaysia
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
3 years
"Oh tak patutlah dia buli small brands tapi suka tengok life dia kat IG story macam hmmm best sangat 🥰" And that's why, ladies and gentlemen, the rich will continue to prosper no matter how badly behaved they are. Penyembah orang kaya takkan mati, unfortunately.
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
2 years
Asal mamat tu je, content bodoh. Asal mamat tu je, content bodoh. Pastu korang gi share. Sengih je dia.
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
2 years
At this rate, I think we've all gotten Covid. It's either we knew it or we didn't.
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
3 months
Sebaknya tengok poster ni 😢 It will happen, insyaAllah 🤲🏻
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
9 days
Indo Grab driver as we got into the car: "Sore~" My Malaysian husband: "Takpe, takpe..." Sayang, dia cakap "sore" bukan "sorry" 😅😂
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
3 years
Mereka patuh social distancing, pakai mask. Mereka berkumpul begini lebih selamat daripada ke mana-mana majlis kenduri-kendara. Parlimen tutup. Mereka tak halang jalan dan menyusahkan sesiapa. Nak tanya kenapa mereka buat? Sudah terang lagi bersuluh tu namanya.
@bernamadotcom
BERNAMA
3 years
Polis akan panggil kesemua 90 peserta perhimpunan aman #BukaPuasaBukaParlimen , semalam yang dikenalpasti untuk beri keterangan. 📸 @PDRMsia
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
2 years
I was discussing P. Ramlee movies with my dad and I said, "It's not that P. Ramlee was ahead of his time - we have always been like this even from his time!" Persoalannya, kenapa begitu payah kita nak berubah ke arah yang lebih baik? 60+ tahun pun masih tak cukup 😔
@danialazizahmad
Danial Aziz Ahmad
2 years
“Oh begitu...”
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
4 years
Ariana Grande kalau tambah seringgit je dapat Ariana Venti tak
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
4 years
Orang perempuan ni kau tak payah la risau. Kau jaga dia baik-baik, dia memberi balik tu berganda. A woman's nature is to nurture. A man's nature is to protect. Raikanlah.
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
1 year
Toilet² kat Malaysia ni takyah la feeling Eropah sangat kita ni orang Asia tiap toilet tu letaklah bidet sekian PSA
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
5 years
Maya Karin lawa lagi.
@notf4iq
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
5 years
Takkan aku sorang ja nampak Maya Karin = Captain Marvel 😕😕😕
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
3 years
Kesian rakyat, dah dua tahun tak dapat rehat. Kita sibuk jaga negara, jana ekonomi, hadap bencana alam waktu pandemik. Ada tu nak rentas negeri jumpa mak ayah pun tak boleh walaupun dah double dose. Jaga negara punya pasal. Yang mewah dan lewah boleh rentas negara - bercuti.
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
3 years
Dah 2021 ni bawak-bawak la berhenti guna argument "lelaki = 9 akal + 1 nafsu" tu. Nampak bodoh je bila pakai.
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
3 years
When the country is corrupt, it affects all sectors. Anyone who thinks they aren't affected are fooling themselves, big time.
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
4 months
Cikgu yang jadi predator kat sekolah asrama adalah antara manusia paling keji kat muka bumi ni. Bebudak tu dah la jauh dari rumah. Kau diberikan amanah jaga, sekali kau yang aniaya diorang. Dan negara ni pun satu hal. Cukup-cukuplah bagi kerja dan pertahankan pedophile 😡
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
5 years
Sorry but Pendekar Bujang Lapok did it first.
This is damn cool pls
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
2 years
By age 30, you can do whatever the hell you want. Just don't hurt people.
@creation247
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸
3 years
By age 30, your circle of friends should be talking about their favorite books and podcasts rather than their favorite shows on Netflix.
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
3 years
This is so wholesome it makes me so happy 😭 May kind hearts continue to prosper 💞
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
2 years
This means the app sucks balls why are you painting it as an achievement 😂
@BernamaTV
BERNAMA TV 🇲🇾
2 years
Kaunter Helpdesk MySejahtera Di PWTC KL dapat sambutan luar biasa
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
2 years
Apa perkara random yang aku tetiba terfikir malam ni sampai takleh tido? Aku teringat Muhyiddin/Mahiaddin whatever the hell his name is cakap 36,000 orang "sahaja" yang mati sebab Covid masa dia perintah... dan aku fikir perasaan keluarga mangsa² Covid tu bila diorang dengar 😔
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
3 years
Where was this energy during banjir 😐
@thevibesnews
TheVibes.com
3 years
JUST IN Over 1,000 police officers will be deployed tomorrow for the #TangkapAzamBaki rally. The officers will come from the Kuala Lumpur contingent as well as Bukit Aman police headquarters. MORE TO FOLLOW
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
6 months
Bang... bawak bertenang sikit hensem tu, bang.
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
4 years
Putting wedding photos of people you barely know as your wallpaper is deadass weird 😂
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@neddokhan
neddo khan
2 years
Video bini beletiaq tu - aku sangat kesian kat wife dia. Laki dia boleh duduk gelak² record berapa kali sound pun masih tak gerak² nak tolong. Even if it's staged, that is the reality of some households. The wife's mental load can reach unbearable levels 💔
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