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@eathedocument Santa convinces the parents they did it! To convince them even further he takes the money out of their bank accounts

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@otfsleez @floridamanaustn Jhode Island

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@hickorymoth >master baiter at home >yee haw >april 1st Idk sis, seems like this one's on you

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@MohanadElshieky Superstore the first 2 episodes of the season? Strict covid. After that? Fuck it. Some people had masks, some didn't. No rhyme or reason. Why are they pretending so hard it's actually innthe real world at the current time??? It's a tv

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@nazzobetweeting Yeah but for you for not getting a joke

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@benshotonfilm This totally misunderstands Jim as a character imo

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@SheRatesDogs Checked out the account and they're in Austin, Tx. I live there. Want me to kick their ass(es)? Not asking for a friend.

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@CeoOfTens2 @lyricshitposts Name every German

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@doulbedoink I never laughed at the backstreet boys cold open but it is just insanely fun, which is maybe more the point

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@Demivvy @whycantwelove Hey, Google "explotation" for me real quick and screenshot where it says like "but it doesn't count if the person tries reawwy reawwy hardd 😡" Alright, thanks chief! Love ya! Read a book!

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@videojames_ @DrakeGatsby I work at a deli and everyone I work with knows that if a customer says "medium" they mean "average" and that gets sliced at like a 1. For anyone wondering, generally a 1 is a typical sandwich slice and this deli worker is probably a dick 👍

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@holy_schnitt I think Brad Bird said he doesn't consider them children's movies, but yes "MY CLIENT DIDN'T ASKES TO BE SAVED, HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE SAVED"

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@hereforthechaos @PopCrave She ain't worth it babe 💙 let her go

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@deadr1ng3r @HEXGIRLFRlEND @pumpkincorpse13 I hope nobody thinks being called Ramona Flowers is a compliment

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@3YearLetterman @iamcardib Oh well for starters, she's verified. She also has more grammys than you. Also she can walk out in anything and get autographs. Also she could retire rn and still be on the A list for years also who are you jk idc

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@Ema_silvtz @nellychillin "Diversity wasn't forced if it was made when I was a kid. If it's made now it's forced'

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@ComicGirlAshley Somewhat ironically, I think you'd have to start and end with David Tennant episodes/scenes

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@spfanlana @PopCrave An edit button would be the worst possible decision for this app

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2 years

@Roy_oh_Roy The fact that this is correct in the continuity is absolutely sending me

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@mobleywho @chadstanton The jarring thing about the Austin one to me was when I asked officers if they knew what happened that day and each one I asked said they were off or had no idea. Idk about them but if I had a co-worker murder someone, we'd hear about it and have several meetings

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@sciendere @videojames_ @DrakeGatsby Also, my favorite: Customer: "Can I get 1lb of Maple Honey ham?" Me: "How would you like that sliced?" Customer: "Whatever's easiest" My internal dialogue: "A single 1lb chunk it is"

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@SJSchauer Nobody ever mentions that Ariel could've made the first move. Bottom.

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@ItsAayan_69 @LanternJS Not difficult for a major media outlet to compile all the names into a single list

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@PusheenRage @sickish__ @EPM106 @A9HkHk Not saying this is the case, but you're basically saying "even if they're all lying, the sheer number of them means he's guilty" which is an insane take (Again, not saying this is the case here specifically, but your logic is crazy)

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@Foxfire40900590 @papasombra Imagine thinking people saying "this film isn't important" makes it important???? H'wat

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@elseverwoerd @KylarReger @curry_chemist @CeilidhHolmes @notviking I think defending Woody Allen is a weird stance to take but alright

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@THEHORRORGOTH Fuck even the cut to Anna is so fucking good

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@sewagefield @original_xin @trishappl3s @mayaisfiya

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@thejuicenoose @grgrumweldweld "They removed just cuz he's French" is so unintentionally funny to me

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@ivy_wylder @hoboogieman @Fuzzy_DunIop @racecard_driver @PlsWatchGundam I promise you're wrong

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@HannahPosted Idk what this means because I can't really think of a show like that and Ted Lasso was partially as popular as it was because there weren't others like that, no ?

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@ali_sivi Taylor, 2008: "ROMEO TAKE ME SOMEWHERE WE CAN BE ALONE" Taylor, Present Day: "I am telling you that this is, in fact, a love story. I would appreciate if you would say yes."

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@ranmasaotome96 @StimpyGetiPhone Idk, the season six finale is incredibly moving when Ron joins onstage as Duke Silver. And maybe it's just me but I get insanely emotional when Leslie finds out she won the election (which, they admittedly under cut like 8 eps later)

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@MatthewFerrari Idk, every time Lin Manuel Miranda has a new project I have to hear how Hamilton is actually a racist musical. Like, how dare they make a musical so popular that broadway requires diversity now

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@emmaehanks @jwit2049 @stabette @Jordanbloked @brunolcferreira Yeah, it's basically a, probably unintentional, way of being like "you're not doing it efficiently so I'm taking over" when he could literally just sit

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@alyssa_schoener Disgusting What's the venmo

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@miss_overdose @backendoc You couldn't last less than 120 seconds on a new show?? World is cooked, guys

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3 years

@KelgoreTrout And he's like "She's going to tell her friends she served us and they're going to say 'oh my god you served Seinfeld and Sarah Jessica Parker, how much did they tip you?' you want her to say 'Oh, yknow, 10 dollars'?"

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@milkinhisbag They said yo momma gotta wear two 😞 sick but I get it

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@eventualforever I mean, I think she only did it twice as a callback to them deleting the first one

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@TroysEgo @SaintJoules @ElvisTheAlienTV It may be temporary and quick but it immediately pulls everyone who can see it out of the movie and that sucks. You're choosing to take away their enjoyment even if only for a second so you can "check the time"??

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@grogus_dad Bro, when he was dancing in the club in a tank I straight up thought "is ncuti actually /too/ attractive to be the doctor????"

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@Nomadx83 @Marvel @SpiderManMovie Weird to hate on humor in a comic book movie but you do you

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@Mtmccombe @ElyKreimendahl @lawissaa That's the thing I think about often too with these situations. Reminding someone may/may not bring them down but it will relieve You. It may be "selfish" but I'd argue it might be worth it when doing nothing still brings at least one of you pain

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@schijtcabej @lyricshitposts Did you even see 4?

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@NotyepElad Insane to me that Henry Winkler was once known as the coolest guy in the world

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@some_high_guy @remzel__ @HBCUfessions Lmao you one of those that think it's a gift to be alive lolllll if they didn't want someone under their roof they shoulda thought about that 🤙🤙🤙🤙

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@postaciddd @jimanfa It's cuz you didn't ask about the moms 😞

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@PopCrave @VanessaCarlton @VICE "Not attaching a gender" is the weirdest way to say it's a girl

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@filmaroni This extends to people going to the grocery store "just to get out of the house". Stay HOME.

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@erinmhk If that's tummy rolls, CALL ME BUTTER 🗣

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@wengelll Not quite the same but reminds me of Ari Aster releasing "Midsommar (Director's Cut)" on April Fools last year (I think) and it ended up being an early show for Beau is Afraid. I would've been like "but I wanted to watch Midsommar on big screen"

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@cheryllynneaton This is why I always hate when people joke that Cap would be racist when he came out of the ice. Like, I don't think it was the majority back then but not every individual was racist. Like, idk if there's even a canonical instance of him being racist in the 40s

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@merrittk Recent episode of Curb where they were like "breakfast ends at 10:30" and Larry David was all "ohhh the kitchen magically transforms at 10:30 ooo" And I'm like, dawg, that's when they dump the eggs from under the heat lamp

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@B2Trey @yappistani Sokka gets bitches tho so he's clearly attractive in their universe

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@sarahradz_ I really thought this was going to go in the direction of "I learned Italian and now I know my neighbors are not speaking Italian"

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@indianloonie If movie fails folder: "BOMB lives up to it's namesake" If movie succeeds folder: "BOMB blows us away"

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@abolishcxps That's something i really did like about Don't Look Up. I felt like the theme was "we could literally be screaming at you that we are dying and you'll ignore it" and then people were like "ew preachy, not funny, more hahas please"

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@yubaba_yaga @gbennylola I somewhat disagree only because he immediately forgives her

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@ComicGirlAshley I feel like nobody's asking if that boy had to let a rubber band slap him in the face multiple times

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@WORLDXND @DiscussingFilm I mean, he wasn't an Avenger until maybe a couple year ago? If ever? I guess it makes sense in terms of longevity

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@positionswbb Oh, I thought you actually had anything resembling evidence. Instead you just forgot a month has more than 1 day

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@jesterbestie Nothing against the shoe, but Succession is not watched nearly as much as people online seem to think

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@metaplexmovies @_________cole Although I think i agree with you, I gotta saywithh a filmmaker like Rian Johnson I was kind of like "It can't be Edward Norton because it'd be just like the first one" and it's kind of like a double juke where he got me because he just did it again

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@_jack_m_m_ @otfsleez @floridamanaustn Doesn't start j so get out

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@thatclarafied @SBuckley0725 @HotMessBless Yeah! Only lesbian women wear suits!

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@Movieaffix @DiscussingFilm Oh, you're doing that journalist thing where you throw in one or two hot takes you don't believe for attention. Ok.

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@KelgoreTrout There's an episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee where Jerry Seinfeld and Sarah Jessica Parker get lunch and he says "how would you tip?" And she's like "Oh 20% will be like $10" 1/2

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@1Objectivist @MorePerfectUS Mayweather, not a billionaire. As for Jordan: His dad was a semi-pro baseball player, his older brother was a minor professional athlete, and his mom is the one who did the negotiations with Nike that got him there (no hate, just facts)

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@beowyfe I personally love "she's actually so right wing that she attended GLAAD"

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@holy_schnitt I realize this is dark so I want to make sure I clarify this is a joke. My Prozac lets me feel

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@TroysEgo @SaintJoules @ElvisTheAlienTV I didn't say it ruins the movie experience 💙💙 but god it sucks in that moment 💙💙 tell your mom to stop 💙💙

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@PeteBlackburn No character limit so I submitted the entire Wikipedia plot for Cats (2019)

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@PatrikSandberg Parton with a Kojima review

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@metaplexmovies @_________cole He also got me by refilming the scene where Norton slips Bautista the "wrong" drink because my sister and I both saw it and then they show the fake one and we thought we were crazy

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@nazzobetweeting Damn, the rare twitter double-joke. Got my ass

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@sillygoofyz I agree that we should move away from gendered awards, but Bella submitted themself and it's weird you're pretending they didn't???

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@schijtcabej @lyricshitposts Okay so your opinion is null and void

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@disasterballet @tommyvalenti92 @baddestmamajama @dcsarahe @Megalinity @TheLisaWalters @Kristen_Arnett When there's a lot of commotion happening in a room, I say "Maybe this is a bad time but can we take a straw poll on this whole Cosby thing?" like Winston does 😅😅

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@funko_wop @edeetak That's not how stuff works. Sometimes the truth is just the truth but it sucks for the receiver to be like "so...I did everything right and they had a good time and they still won't see me again?". It does suck and "lol say sumn better rfn" is just childish here

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@thelicoricekid I be telling thirty women in my life "you're one of the five"

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@AtelierGV @Komaniecki_R Idk man, it's probably X% easier if you already live in Hollywood and your dad worked on Twin Peaks and you've definitely met people with connections at functions. You have no evidence her parents didn't directly help her but there's evidence she had a head start 💙

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@SeanMBurns She was mad WME didn't get her Madame Web even SOONER. Mad respect

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@ByYourLogic He's the most popular marvel character of all time and has been since before he even joined the mcu but sure ok

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@AntiKSR1995 @nhoodpublicist That's not what's happening. She clearly said the f-slur, realized she got more attention than ever, then TRIED to rage bait the left but everyone on the left has responded "her heart isn't in it, she's trying too hard". And she hasn't rage baited the right once.

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@1stOr3rdPlace This is interesting. I think we'd need more specific criteria for "sitcom" (ik the definition) but like, is Fleabag a sitcom? Probably not but I could see it Pound for pound imo it's The Good Place. Brooklyn 99 might be my second choice probably but it does dip a bit

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@lovedoveclarke You don't either, i promise you don't

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@talkalot_360 @s4m31p4n Gonna sit you down real quick and tell you that 17 year olds are not listening to Billy Joel and most have have no idea if they've heard a song by him otr

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@Sar_Gasmic @ScratchAE__ Even still, I think Omni-man could punch Peter's head off his body

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@SafeSpaceDrWho Top tier moment. But also, Rose come on she trusted you to tell her mom where are you going

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@IamSuchaPotato @TweetPotato314 @FrazzleMyGimp "Fuck 12" is a statement in which '12' is a reference to law enforcement

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@leonydied @thgbigg3stfan You are allowed to criticize a system you take part in btw, hope this helps

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@JoshuaAlanWill2 "Blame universal" Yall, they can still use hulk which is why he said "creatively inept". If they wanted to, they could've made a hulk movie within the post-credit scenes of other movies just to tie the pieces together.

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@Why0hWhyy @Jordanbloked And then complains to people about how you weren't doing your part and he basically saved the project 🙄

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1 year

@RasoGetsHatred @CastleOfFranks @YuriLowenthal What do you think free means

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4 years

@schauer_me "Lol dw, he doesn't bite" bitch I don't want it jumping on me either

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3 years

@Ologies Use hashtags that a trending even if they don't go with the content, if the video is about a specific topic use big bold letters, use trending audio and if it doesn't fit just have the volume be the lowest possible, and most importantly INTERACT with comments and other vids

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@holy_schnitt I hate horror movies but Midsommar was ENTHRALLING. However, the only time I feel anything now is when I bleed so maybe there's a correlation

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@God_sgift_ Who are you yelling at? Nobody is on the other side of this issue

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@SJSchauer How much prep time does Paul Blart get?

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