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2 years
"You cannot give a right to a fetus that no other human has which is the right to use someone else's body without express and ongoing consent" quote @MamaDoctorJones
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@MaggieAstor Jessie Lewis. More backbone than literally any law maker in the United States
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@AmirTalai @amrith @cat_elg Congratulations you just announced to the internet you can't pronounce French.
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@BrentToderian Smoking. I'm so sick of walking outside my office to take a break and all I smell is smoke. Why are smokers rights more important than mine?
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@___7445 @Ashleyoutloud @tanyagloria The great thing is that your opinion on the matter is irrelevant
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@TriggerdanLol @DaBigCutie @jackielinayao @tiff_arielle @WUMMDD @UtterColour @sighjunwa It's up to us as men to realise women do carry this stuff because they feel unsafe and to be better so they never have to use it.
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@VisionaryVoid @Morbidful 44 hours straight and no one saw her or did anything? That is a failure of community.
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@HaasF1Team @SchumacherMick So the team tells him he can't do donuts and then tries to get internet points by using the images? Really classy Haas
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@hamxnda That's hysterical. Two fins that would most likely never crowd surf for any reason ever.
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@Morbidful Tell me again why it's such a good idea for private citizens to have access to guns
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@SteveStaeger How many laws do they pass reducing gun safety while working in a building that doesn't allow guns? Hypocritical much
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@reiley Find a way to charge the sellers with murder by profiteering and see how fast they backpedal.
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@F1swe77 @FOne__2013 Yeah I'm sure he's devastated that he's lost you as a fan.
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@PhoenixClops @robxxnn Too late. It literally says in the tweet "as a girl" "for the first time" I mean do you need a map? How much more obvious does it need to be?
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@biologistimo @ATT From an IT standpoint @ATT @ATTHelp will have reporting tools that show no data has been used in that 3 years. Literally 0 bytes ( A one page Word doc is 10,000 bytes).
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@chaew6n @F1 Congrats you failed to answering a question that only had two choices
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@GriffAurora @drphiliplee1 Yeah he does trees not bush
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@Darronb1968 @twcuddleston @velvetgh0st You need to learn to read mate. This happened on uniform FREE day. Regardless you're still missing the point. Men need to sort themselves out not tell children they need to change their clothes.
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@EmilyVanDuyne My sister had just been born & I made a pillow for her. All hand stitched using scrap fabric, proper stuffing etc. Never made anything before in my life. My mum woke up & I proudly showed it to her. She said my sister couldn’t use it & undid all the stitching. I was 12
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@melodypearl5 @EXT0PD0LL @Mighty_LR @itmesellery There's no rule that says don't stick your hand inside someone else's body in full public view?? Well there bloody well should be
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@KevinRay62 @DaniNMills @lai_lette @Starbucks I sliced my finger open with a meat cleaver and told the boss I was going to the doctors. He told me to put a Band-Aid on & get back to work. I just walked out & left him standing there shouting about it
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@Gabrielcismaru1 @F1 @VerstappenNL @LewisHamilton If you don't watch I have to wonder why you still follow on social media unless you get off on spewing your negativity around when it isn't needed or wanted
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@LosBigPapi @McLarenF1 @LandoNorris If you want to keep digging the knife in the mechanic most likely paid for his whereas Landos was a sponsorship deal. but how about you give the guy a break and focus on the fact he pitched in so the guys could get home earlier.
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@KMKrone_writes @qarylla @_MariaBurnett @SwiftOnSecurity I've been in government departments and seen elderly citizens walk in and ask for help. Only to be lead over to computer terminals and left to fend for themselves. It's disgusting.
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@LaComtesseJamie I was waiting for a cheeky pet cat to be revealed as the culprit. I never would have guessed the real reason
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@Jesin00 @humonbeann @_randuhl Then when they give you the job, quit for the second time. Cause why the fuck would you want to stay there.
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@drlizzieskinner I’m so done with him. He’s not a prime minister he’s an actor playing the part of a prime minister. I will despair for our country if he’s re-elected
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2 years
@Sophiemcneill @hrw Jail time for blocking a road? That’s insane
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4 years
@Vathlaussson @philllosoraptor @TrevDon 40 grand given how much the network would get for the live stream? That's peanuts. 400k and your starting to get serious
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@smallmarrs I thought your note was totally fine. In a previous job I had a client who was apparently so busy she couldn't write a greeting or salutation on any of her emails to me. I didn't say anything directly to her I just deprioritised anything she wanted until everything else was done.
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@RedPillGangTV @recca777 @DiscussingFilm @LenaRockerHall If you obtain consent by deceit which is what they did then it’s not consent.
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@melodypearl5 @EXT0PD0LL @Mighty_LR @itmesellery Yeah imagine being praised by your department for humiliating another human being in full public view?
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@Tommygoldman69 @FastestPitStop If the race goes ahead it will be ridiculous. Lives are more important than racing cars.
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@CatherineMcNiel You are doing an excellent job raising your 3 kids. The fact they are all able to cook for themselves is awesome.
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@UnracedF1 @InsideF1Paddock 19 drivers know what blue flags mean. Mazepin just flips the bird and keeps doing his thing.
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@H_H_Gray If that many people are hitting it I would most definitely no remove it. People are meant to be driving on the road not the footpath. It's performing a public service.
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@ALAW_04 @LukeSmithF1 It's not about want. If the rule hasn't been followed then the result is invalid.
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@FamilyByCycle Kudos to you for teaching your daughter excellent road craft. First she hears the HGV then she looks to see where it is, recognises his safe pass & thanks him for it. Many a road user could learn from her.
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@EslTeachEPSD @MrsRyan310 Language should never be a handicap. This video makes me so happy.
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@theJeremyVine So in a world where a timetabled double decker bus with as many as 70 ppl aboard exists you just expect it to stop and wait for you instead of you making the tinniest adjustment to your speed/line and moving around it.
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@Lyrikris10 You can't tell me that social media is a waste of time. Tonight I have seen a young girl a world away singing to all the people taking shelter and then the author and the first person to sing the song responding to her. Incredible.
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@LeePickard3 @kate_taylor Why do you think he took the job? Same reason pedo's become scout masters, sport coaches. Right place, right time and in a position of trust.
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@Jacob_P_F @MercedesAMGF1 Crawl back under your PC rock
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@prof_dainy @AlisonStine @KimZarins Tell your sister we said hi 👋
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@derridalicious @MattWainscott I'm sorry but when you create something as perfect as this I think it's a requirement that you post an obscene number of photos everywhere.
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@bridgetblou The only correct response is to leave immediately with your child
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@WonderfulDay01 @mcassidywelch @AlanBixter Cool story bro but this isn’t about you
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@KateEmerson88 Not even joking. Can he be deregistered for that?
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@Paul_Winn @kwilli1046 @leanneJFT96 It’s a bloody race mate. To do anything but continue would be to devalue the effort of her teammate who carried on through injury.
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@ktnago13 Remember the women's beach handball uniform issue? They had descriptions in the rules of the exact amount of coverage women were allowed to have listed in centimetres! We don't know what you want to wear but Nike showed us what was apparently made for you.
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@WilliamOlive2_ @formularacers_ Enough messing with the grid. If you cause a red you lose your fastest time. Simple.
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@lostmylist @Thund3rB0lt Did you assume he was only going to shave his head once? Maybe he will keep it shaved? Maybe you just need to be a negative Nancy and bring others down instead of keeping your trap shut.
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@itscorykelley There's a right shift key? If they redesigned the keyboard and removed it I wouldn't notice.
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@nanalalaretired @guttersniper I’m with your daughter on this one. I would always tell someone if I thought they were being followed. They can follow a shoplifter via camera and approach them at the registers if needed
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@brandonsutton71 @DaveL485 @EngineMode11 @MigueluVe No need to chase. Just follow him for 100km and his tyres will be gone and he'll have to stop.
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@catalinmpit What's this crap about "You can do what you want all day?" I work all day regardless of my location. I'd just rather be in my own home than the office.
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@phantasytracob @mattxiv "everyone 57+ has experienced a world where you could" another American referring to events in their country as being "the world"
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@FastestPitStop I can't imagine F1, the FIA or Las Vegas GP being very impressed with Max's constant hate towards everything to do with this weekend but he's 100% correct. The entire event & the way it's been run is a joke.
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@ol_perv @nikita_mazepin @HaasF1Team He drives a damn race car. What would you like him to do?
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@CRELeasingLawTX @Pflax1 Speed kills. Both the driver and other passengers and innocent people on the street. I don’t see any reason vehicles need to be able to reach speeds so much higher than posted speed limits
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@Achilles4510 @FastestPitStop 10 teams and 20 drivers all turned up at those events. 1 guy did what was required to stand on the top step. I can't see how anyone else deserves it.
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@aysus_Ginoo @BornAKang I want the 3 seconds of my life back I wasted reading your tweet.
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@andevers @itamer You're wasting your breath. Americans have rights and liberty or some such nonsense and they will never do what they're told because reasons. Best just close your borders to them and let them fight it out amongst themselves.
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@LauraSavino747 Julia Roberts signed a book for a "fan" in Notting Hill. It went something like "Dear name, you should be in jail"
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@AustnNchols @maybe_dan_ How is it not possible to simply walk beside the hwy?
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@HaasF1Team Damn, sorry to hear it guys. I hope Mick isn't taking it too hard.
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@CRELeasingLawTX @Pflax1 Extremely problematic. Being able to drive so much faster than the highest posted speed anywhere in the country is fine but doing anything to limit that is problematic? Riiight
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@rravi @ConorJimPower @sharjilsidd @UChadayammuri I'm sorry you want her to be nicer to the agro customs guy? He's the one abusing his power and detaining people for zero reason.
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@tedbouskill @emilykmay Oh well if a dude says it doesn’t happen then he must be right. /sarcasm
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@mbayenh @ESPNF1 Get vaxxed or don’t enter the paddock. It’s that simple.
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@tarhealer Yes it is. America likes to bleet about how amazing it is but when you dig a bit deeper it really isn’t
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@acnewsitics For starters it's $1000 shy of the mark
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@JohnStuart1792 @antoinette_news @TedDitchburnNNP @7NewsAustralia Their skin colour is irrelevant kind of like your question
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@WilliamsRacing Haters going to hate but don't forget that under her leadership Williams was 2.4 seconds faster over a lap than they were 12 months ago at Spa.
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@raine_wynd @sequentialkady Well Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest and placed 3rd so it's very possible.
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@MrPEvans @MBrundleF1 Shame you commented then really
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@stefaki @F1networkig I guess his running his hands through his hair while crouched down during the red flag at Imola two weeks ago was him showing how happy he was then
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@TweetsOfJaySee @difficultpatty How about you don't tell her how to behave when she's being stalked? How about that?
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@glitterfly56 @STILLHERISES44 To restart the car has to return to the pits under it's own power. Georges car was brought back on a flat bed truck. Every team and driver knows that rule. Does it suck? Sure but that's the rule.
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@TheDDuran @ESPNF1 @nigelmansell Finally found someone who’s followed F1 for more than 5 minutes
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@superflygooner @F1Subreddit @MercedesAMGF1 @redbullracing They are the worlds best drivers. They have a steering wheel and pedals. So they might have to enter/leave slightly slower or turn slightly tighter, it's not that difficult. It's called gamesmanship
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@davidbewart @Leo_Puglisi6 @6NewsAU The families, and local community members have more right to be there than the PM. Needs to take a leaf out of Jacinda Arderns book. She didn't move people away she embraced them.
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@TUAKAP_2905 @kimfrd_x @wbuxtonofficial Bit full of your own self importance aren't you mate? The future of Formula One is the young drivers, Russell is in the Mercedes camp already. It literally makes zero sense to bring in a driver like Hulk for one race.
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@ShereleMoody @WA_Police The police even refused to attend when the ambos called them? Then the ambos left?? What the hell?
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@OverInanInstant @ArranNZ @DanaSchwartzzz It was a light hearted comment based on the fact that opening a door and getting paid for it is legit someones job ie a hotel doorman. Don't insult me and suggest I'm American, I'm Australian
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@waitingbirdmf @TaelurAlexis @PayPal I have every intention of leaving @Paypal as a result of this and other issues I've heard from friends on twitter.
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@CedarWych @iheartaadya @MaggieAstor He chose to stay with his teacher so she didn’t have to face it alone. Mature beyond his years.
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@FastF1Chats @FastestPitStop It used to be top 6 only. Do you think they should have left it the way it was?
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@AndrewSmith_AU @GemmaTognini Everyone focusing on the single case. No one bothers to think about the dozens of people he had contact with nor the people those people had contact with. But hey, single case right?
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@xssfox While we're at it can people please start including UTC time when announcing start times for things. I don't know what the fuck Central time is and I don't care.
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@KaiserGamy @SamCosham @JessMcF1 Never forget Romain after his crash. He admitted he gave up for himself then the thought of his kids made him try again.
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@Barbarooza @wbuxtonofficial I'm more than happy that F1 isn't like football actually. Can you imagine a 90 minute race and not a single pass? No nil-nil races thanks
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@GoodsonAud @Caro_Dew_ I get where you're coming from but now factor in contractors and casuals who don't get paid unless they show up. 3 weeks with no income isn't sustainable.
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@amatorlibertati @sage_stage Can't be bothered reading but still comments to waste the posters time. What a loser.
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@gemcarey Saw a couple living their lives? The horror
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@SusanaMatosCruz @AnthDeCeglie @westaustralian The only idiot I can see here is you. This is one man going for a walk. He isn't putting anyone at risk.
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