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1 year

In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.

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4 months

“i like bathena but i hope they have less screen time next season” im going to hold your hand when i say this. they are not minimizing angela bassett’s screen time. she’s angela bassett.

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1 year

i don’t think the man who did this would have sat stone faced while his soulmate begged him to stay but that’s just me

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1 year

this will forever be the sexiest thing ted lasso ever said

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2 months

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - the “surprise guest” you teased at n4 of the 2024 DNC

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2 years

this is a romcom

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2 years

new ted lasso intro just dropped??

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2 months

“would you consider watching a season four of ted lasso?” out of professional responsibility, yes. but never with enthusiasm.

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@nashslyman

5 months

this happened to my good friend patrick jane

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5 months

My friend is a pilot and I told him I was having a bad day and he told me to go outside at exactly 12:50 and look up and, not gonna lie, my day got better

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1 year

huge day for people rooting for blonde women and kansas city men

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1 year

WE ARE COLLECTING ENDGAME

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2 years

really obsessed with the fact that the thesis of ted lasso is “no human being is completely good or completely bad. except rupert. fuck that guy.”

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@nashslyman

1 year

taylor lets the bay area bejeweled

snowglobe allie (swiftball era)

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1 year

I was so scared they were gonna beat MetLife holy schmidt

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@hushmirrorball celebrities: they’re just like us!

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1 year

@taylorslavender and it should be called the stolen lullabies collection

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2 months

that's his big sister if you even care

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@veepthroat they live together or they die together. but always together.

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@nashslyman

1 year

literally changed the trajectory of my life like nothing has ever affected me the way this show did

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@discothxque

1 year

what’s your favourite tv show of all time, i’m talking ‘this is the greatest thing i have ever seen i’m so happy to be alive’

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1 year

plugging this bc it broke me

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@nashslyman

23 days

bobby abduction 🫶 bobby captive 🫶 bathena whump 🫶

celin𖤓 S8 SPOILERS

@1991MGZN

24 days

i hope brad is insane. like i need jonah levels of crazy

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2 months

@buddieism i’d love for people to start being normal about bobby nash but sure i guess they can list alcoholism as one of his “crimes”

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1 year

oh hey this happened to my good friend the ted lasso fandom

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27 days

i’m not done being angry

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@lizprker

28 days

the ship is not doomed by the narrative it’s doomed by the showrunner

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3 months

sorry the entirety of nancy drew happens in one year ????

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@nashslyman

2 months

Ted Lasso …

cinesthetic.

@TheCinesthetic

2 months

What is the worst TV series finale?

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1 year

@enchantedjess13 “be nice… here’s dear john”

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1 year

@SUPERSAPPHlC i don’t like anticipating my face in a red flush??? gold rush is an insane song

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5 months

no really hear me out

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1 year

@bc_212 this is where! thanks for asking!

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@nashslyman

1 year

@holygroundsound be honest, she would employ swifties to personally get the boat out of the canal. and worse yet, we would do it.

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1 year

don’t ask me how many times i’ve watched the video

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@nashslyman

19 days

do u know about them

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@fangirlish

20 days

since fall TV season is here and all, what ship do you want to see become canon at last? (get out of here with your already canon ships, please)

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@nashslyman

2 years

i’m gonna say it. i’m gonna say it. wayne brady is the best award show host in recent history. like he’s already killing it.

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ؘ

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7 months

ship so good they don’t end up together

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@nashslyman

2 years

she’s barbie and he’s just ken

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1 year

i can keep going

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1 month

#bobbynash : who am i to complain?

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@nashslyman

8 months

the writers thought wrong, actually.

mari 🥨

@softcarolaird

8 months

that one ship that should have been canon but the writers thought different >>

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@nashslyman

1 month

this happened to my good friend patrick jane

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@tastediaz

1 month

eddie losing his memory and assuming buck is his significant other bc that’s the only logical explanation for why he feels so close to him

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1 year

s1 ted you’re so sexy to me

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2 years

@swifferstruggle if you couldn’t tell from the aggressive color blocking

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3 months

@buckdiazs him grabbing her waist and sinking down against the engine???? what is wrong with them

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@nashslyman

2 years

tw // rape very sick of seeing the “rebecca is pregnant with the boatman’s baby” takes. please take five minutes to consider that the boatman would have raped rebecca in order for that to be true. is that the kind of show you think this is? none of you are geniuses or poets.

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2 years

“jack and keeley is unethical because she’s her BOSS 😨”

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1 year

the mentalist is a very serious show

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1 year

now nobody yell at me for this but his hands??? are so big???

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@nashslyman

2 years

@Spotify hits different by taylor swift. but it’s not on spotify. what are you gonna do about that

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@nashslyman

11 months

oomf said she doesn’t see it but ooooooo patrick jane you are so loved by me

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@nashslyman

2 years

@TheSwiftSociety i really thought she was gonna say some shit like “and that’s why tonight, at midnight, i will be releasing long live (taylor’s version)”

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@nashslyman

11 months

left his soulmate crying in an airport

nelyo🔻🏴

@batmanarchism

11 months

what's the most horrendously out of character thing your fave has ever said/done at the hands of a writer who does not understand them

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@jtrebach @JoshSeefried this is not a discouraging statement, josh

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4 months

@118lesbian bobby ages 20 years in seven seasons and his wife stays the same

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3 months

@dyke_wrestling remember when eddie left the 118 and buck planned for weeks for someone to replace him so he could also leave the 118

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@nashslyman

3 months

@byebuddies this is doing numbers on bt tiktok because this is apparently the meanest thing anybody has ever said

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@nashslyman

2 years

@enchantedjess13 they’re in the qts like “she’s not even a real director” and what, pray tell, makes a “real” director??

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@nashslyman

1 year

#JISBON : tell me why this has to end

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@nashslyman

2 years

the first tedbecca fic was uploaded to ao3 on 1 december 2020

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@TODAYshow

2 years

Some "Ted Lasso" fans want to add another pairing to the list of iconic will-they, won't-they couples: Ted and Rebecca.

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4 months

@constantlysteal peter krause is second billed + an executive producer. he has been nominated for several awards. he is also a big part of the show.

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@nashslyman

9 months

you needn’t talk to her like that

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@abbylockunt

9 months

who got that one the mentalist clip

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2 years

stars, they’re just like us!

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2 years

@hushmirrorball emerald i always watch the lyric videos while doing my first listen so i don’t make embarrassing lyric mistakes. why would she do this to me personally

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2 years

baby boy i’m bringing this back

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10 months

and maybe it’s the past that’s talking, screaming from the crypt

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1 year

yes he’s a traumatized middle aged man but patrick jane is a teenage girl if you think about it

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9 months

in my mind this happened and we all got to see it

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2 years

@dontblameklara eg. tolerate it being sang primarily sitting down, two piano breaks

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@nashslyman

3 months

bathena ratio

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@JakeFro19610091

3 months

@itskindasunny I would say they’re the most boring of the main couples but I actually would say Bathena are the least compatible. There are times when I feel like they barely like each other and it’s basically a relationship of convenience between 2 broken people who don’t wanna be alone

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11 months

#JISBON : my one and only, my lifeline

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1 year

#jisbon : my love, my love

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1 year

@stuckinrevmode it’s the same picture

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6 months

#patrickjane : please change the prophecy

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1 month

he’s married did u know that ….

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11 months

incorrect jisbon

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@nashslyman

1 year

@drewsnace it’s because a ship has to have incomprehensible levels of trauma to be good

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@nashslyman

1 year

she’s still waiting for it to pass

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@nashslyman

3 months

while i am so endlessly happy that team usa won gold - italy winning their first gymnastics medal in 96 years and brazil winning their first artistic gymnastics medal ever makes me so proud of these teams and the hard work they’ve done to get to this moment 🫶🇺🇸🇮🇹🇧🇷

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@nashslyman

1 year

click on a fic, scroll down, read “I am” and close the fic

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@nashslyman

5 months

@enchantedjess13 did travis kelce understand the importance of last kiss on the koi fish guitar followed by dorothea

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@nashslyman

8 months

the president, while riding a bicycle on his vacation in jackson hole, came to a sudden arboreal stop

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5 months

he is very special to me!!!

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@nashslyman

1 year

#JISBON : this hope is treacherous

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@nashslyman

1 month

#thecatch : you’ll just taste me too… 💋

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2 years

@hushmirrorball she definitely said thirteen but i love the energy here

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@nashslyman

1 year

oh they’re not bringing back the valentine’s day t*dbecca glasses? wonder why

spooky moon.

@milfnationfell

1 year

Every time I leave the house,,,

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1 year

@kyrasversion it’s been a long time coming or whatever the blonde woman said

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@nashslyman

2 years

i cant believe im never getting them back

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@zoeonfilm

2 years

name a perfect first kiss on a tv show, go! (only FIRST kisses allowed)

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1 year

SHE IS THE BEST THING THATS EVER BEEN HIS

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@nashslyman

10 months

maybe we got lost in translation or maybe i asked for too much. or maybe this thing was a masterpiece until you tore it all up.

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@nashslyman

3 months

I HAVE NEVER LOST!!!

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@nashslyman

2 years

it’s the same picture

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@nashslyman

2 months

hands in the hair of somebody in darkness… named chloe or sam or sophia or marcus

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@nashslyman

2 years

it’s his fault

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@macabretism

2 years

why are mutuals tweeting about football i thought we were all gay

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1 year

hey guys. just discovered this new thing called personal space.

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5 months

@RexChapman And Sister Rosetta Tharpe ?

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@nashslyman

2 years

you’re telling me rebecca said “oklahoma” to ted on the 22nd anniversary of “if you were in an accident, i wouldn’t stop for red lights” ?? awesome. i’m going insane y’all want anything?

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@nashslyman

8 months

i wake with your memory over me that’s a real fucking legacy, to leave.

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@nashslyman

1 year

they literally woke up in bed together that morning he doesn’t know how to be normal he loves his gf so much

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@nashslyman

4 months

i did not mention any other ship or character! this was just about bathena + angela bassett! if you felt the need to defend your ship or favorite character, that has nothing to do with me!!

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1 year

@lassoleil they both settled for fine like what was the point

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