911twt would be about a thousand times less insufferable if 1. people could take a joke and 2. realised the show does not have particularly stellar writing
parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.
eddie couldn't date another man before buck because buck would light anyone who flirts with eddie on fire. either with his mind or with a flamethrower. or both
you guys don't get it... REAL mustache lovers also want that thing shaved off, but we want it shaved off after we get it for a whole episode. so we can objectify him
not an off-screen bt breakup truther, not an on-screen bt breakup truther, but a secret third thing (buck only talks to him on the phone, blows him off for eddie, and we never have to see that man's face again)
imagine we get depressed bearded eddie in 8x01 .. and then maybe buck talks him into going out .. maybe helps him shave .. maybe he has to get really close ... idk
i think we should make MORE insane s8 theories. eddie is a serial killer. buck and hen get really into crocheting which leads to a crochet emergency. chimney joins a quartet