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The Diplomat

@nailaleiz

4 years

A bajan who ain't buying one rh "I gine pass back"

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The Diplomat

@nailaleiz

22 days

The itsy bitsy paycheck landed on my account. Down came the bills and wiped the fucker out...

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@nailaleiz

4 years

My ex said he wanted to get watched having sex. Like I gonna sit down and watch he fuck another girl so I could be embarrassed when he don't make she cum either? Come on now kemar

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@nailaleiz

4 years

Day 6 of quarantining and guys I think I'm not doing ok

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@nailaleiz

9 months

So, it is October 27th 2023. I am available for the following staff parties: CIBC; SAGICOR; and COB If you work at these places, ur cooperation and compliance in securing me as your plus one is appreciated. If I am not invited I will turn up so plz pretend I work in accounts

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@nailaleiz

7 months

Pepper spray is illegal....however going to the hair store and buying one of those misting bottles adding 2 tablespoons of demon and water to it Or 5 table spoons of extra hot pepper with the seeds of a red hot pepper and alcohol to it and shake isn't illegal.

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7 months

Pepper spray being illegal in Barbados doesn’t sit right with me. Sorry, wunna gine gaw lock me up!!

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@nailaleiz

9 months

You are a child left behind....and clearly the only vehicle you ever see was you father ballsack De woman say dem siddown at the back of the truck and you asking bout AC... IF JOHNNIE HAD 5 APPLES...

🇧🇧1stPay Ezekiel🙂‍↕️ - ✊🏾🙏🏾

@DeejayEzy246

9 months

AC was on or off? Das de real question here 🥲

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@nailaleiz

4 years

In the family vc my aunt said I might be a lesbian bc I ain't married or got a man. Then proceeded to talk about how she catch the spirit at church. Now everybody vex cause I tell she it wasnt the spirit but the soul's of all my cousin babies she abort try to get she to babysit.

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@nailaleiz

3 months

Life ain't been the same since the chubby man went on Ozempic

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@nailaleiz

8 months

Twitter...I need yall help. I know he maybe somebody's dad or pop pop...but he really was de best primary school principal and a father figure for a trouble yute like me. Wouldn't be where I am without him. So if you know him can you reach out with contact info? I wanna thank him

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@nailaleiz

4 months

@cindyl0uwh000 Thus damn fashionnova dress

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The Diplomat

@nailaleiz

4 years

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | Stop putting ppl before yuhself ! | |____＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿l \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | |_ |_

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@nailaleiz

4 years

Bajans so sick that this man will never be able to plan another event not even a dinner for two. Person 1: "not me and he boa the last time he had a event he gi the whole country covid" Person 2: "who you meaning" Person 1: "superspreader Jason, how yuh think he get dah name"

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The Diplomat

@nailaleiz

4 months

Barbados was a proper country when chefette used to sell

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The Diplomat

@nailaleiz

4 years

Imagine wearing a Cow shirt but wukking up like you got a calcium deficiency

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@nailaleiz

8 months

Ordering kfc and having to call back 4hrs later to ask where the food is

🇯🇲🇻🇨

@Kitakartel

8 months

What feels close to begging but isn’t?

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@nailaleiz

4 months

Old ppl does over talk. In Pricemart carpark nuh trolleys was inside so I see a old man walking to the building, I was done so I was like you want my trolley? He gonna tell me "no I actually going back in to use the toilet, I ain't know what I eat but my stomach bothering me"

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@nailaleiz

8 months

Only the real know where this pic was taken

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@nailaleiz

3 years

Americans are like omg what's it like living in Barbados yk a third world country. Like damn, well we have free health care, education and no homeless children. Black ppl here just hate the police not fear them and on Fridays our kids get ice cream at school, not mass shootings.

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@nailaleiz

11 months

Also if you gonna pay ppl to come here....the press packet should say "the festival is Crop Over not Carnival" but love how sis checked him but overall the vid was nice

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@nailaleiz

4 years

Mothers we appreciate your contribution but TODAY is NOT single mother appreciation day or bitter baby momma day. It's the one day men get. If you don't have a good baby father keep that to yourself! We don't want to know today. Ok? We just want to celebrate good men today only.

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@nailaleiz

2 years

Saw the new IDs...I think we can wait a Lil longer.. .cause if this is what they spent the last couple years "working" on they can keep working on it. Or just simply convert the drivers license design...it's not that hard...bout here looking like a credit union membership card

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@nailaleiz

13 days

I pray they never ban prayers in Barbadian schools...we might hate it as a child standing up in the sun but God has never forsaken us in the times we truly need him most

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@nailaleiz

7 months

Back in my day Banks, Chicmount and Harris paint used to got it ding dong in the roundabout design wars...now them just look sad

🇧🇧1stPay Ezekiel🙂‍↕️ - ✊🏾🙏🏾

@DeejayEzy246

7 months

... Kinda nervous 😬

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@nailaleiz

4 years

Explaining to someone that I want to work in another country just so I can be paid what Im worth but still wanting to raise my family in Barbados bcuz there is a certain level of freedom and laidbackness associated with living here that I love is always hard if they're not bajan

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@nailaleiz

4 years

My boyfriend broke up with me yesterday. And I felt kinda bad at first but I was at dinner with my man and realized that with school starting back I wouldn't have been able to maintain 3 boyfriends ever. So it's just me, my man and my side nigga now.

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@nailaleiz

4 years

Ppl be like "why are you proud to be bajan" listen it's like any family we have our own problems but. It's the finding the funny in serious things for me. It's the food, the vibes, the love and the ppl for me. It's the way we handled COVID for me. It's always gonna be home for me

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@nailaleiz

8 months

Ever had a crush on somebody and then you talk to them and realise dem just fucking stupid?

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@nailaleiz

3 years

Not me collecting my degree and this woman finna ask me why I ain't get first class honors. Sis the better question is why you almost 70 and still working reception. Worry bout the wrong fucking things sis

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The Diplomat

@nailaleiz

4 years

@rahm3sh Ducking when the throw it. Never said I had to get hit just said it had to be thrown at me

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The Diplomat

@nailaleiz

4 years

No matter where I go, no matter how far I roam, Barbados will always be home. Happy Bimdependence. 54 years ain't 54 days.

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@nailaleiz

4 years

The roads ain't gonna be the only thing wet today. All them sheets I just hang out pun de kissmeassline

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@nailaleiz

2 years

and somebody mommy, aunty, sister or granny gonna hold you in their lap til its time for you to get out and dem gonna watch the conductor walk you cross the street like you were their very own....Hate it sometimes but ain't nowhere else safer to raise children than the Caribbean

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The Diplomat

@nailaleiz

2 years

A bajan just landed a series regular role on Grey's Anatomy #congrats

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The Diplomat

@nailaleiz

1 year

Nahhhh why these men ain't re record this and launch for crop over 2023.....

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The Diplomat

@nailaleiz

8 months

Keeping a child in 2023????? For a man???? A man you sharing????? A married man???? A married man with children?????? A married man who probably picking apples in Canada?!?!? Yh it's time to return you to Tropicana for a cleaning cause none of this not making any sense

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@nailaleiz

3 years

so stop taking NIS out my money and let me put it in a proper pension plan

Barbados Today

@BarbadosToday

3 years

National Insurance finances could be gone in two decades -

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@nailaleiz

4 years

If I spend money on you it's not because I got it like that, but it's because I got YOU like that!

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@nailaleiz

4 years

Maybe our next Minister of Culture needs to be a historian and not a calypsonian

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@nailaleiz

8 months

52 days till Christmas and I just hear my mother telling one a she Lil friends "girl I gotta pick down this whole house by myself" ...and so the bold face lies begin

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@nailaleiz

6 months

A man would cheat on a woman, pretend he too hard to plan something for valentines day, her birthday or their anniversary. And would turn round and be like "you believe she left me cause I squeeze the toothpaste from the middle?" Nah G that was just the final straw.

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@nailaleiz

3 years

When Crop Over Returns in 2023, I need them to return Party Monarch to the East Coast, Chetwyn best bring back Power X 4 and the themed fetes, Brewster Road best have 10-10, I gonna need a wet fete, a Waddada Back to School and a Kadooment jump from Gym to Spring Garden

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@nailaleiz

9 months

How the crowd dress for a ball and Arya dress for a Harbour Master cruise

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@nailaleiz

4 years

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | I brek is cunt | |____＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿l \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | |_ |_

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@nailaleiz

10 months

wunna think government bad????? try calling rasshole Barbados Public Workers Co-operative Credit Union......Rihanna would release she next album before them ever answer the phone

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@nailaleiz

9 months

I suck at networking...cause when ppl ask "so where do you work"...the part of me that values privacy be like "fuck you wan know my business for"

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@nailaleiz

4 years

Y'all be wearing yeezys with no car or house keezys

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@nailaleiz

4 years

You don't realise how ugly your nigga is until you trying to send a pic of him to the group chat

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@nailaleiz

4 years

Dear heavenly father I see what you have done for others but I also see what you have done for me. I'm so blessed and grateful.

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@nailaleiz

3 months

To me growing up sign of wealth was a swimming pool...now??? A sign of wealth is a constant full tank of gas, Reynolds foil purchased in barbados, brand name cereal, frying 4 bumbopussyclat flying fish at a time🥺

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@nailaleiz

8 months

Ryan and Janine Haloute are going to single handedly run their father legacy into the ground. Then they are going to franchise to the states to stabilize. Their father literally had more overhead than them. They now produce almost everything they sell and are still price gouging

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@nailaleiz

9 months

I call,🥺🥺, the lady tell me the cost of fuel went up so that would explain the price jump🥲 I don't know bout yall but currently packing my bags to move in Illaro Court... @miaamormottley open the kissmetail door

The Diplomat

@nailaleiz

9 months

Would anybody believe me if I said I was actually using less fuel than I was using in June? Might hadda turn jamaican and start siphoning from the pole

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@nailaleiz

3 years

I ain't care who bite out who clit or who munching carpet. I ain'even care if you fight over pug. I want to know when will young ppl not have to take entry level jobs and do the jobs of senior officials who dont even know what CTRL+F does.

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@nailaleiz

5 months

Best Roti Place in Bim

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@nailaleiz

8 months

The way my aunt dog food does be slapping....woman do a mean pelau for them....too bad dem gine end up eating chow...I pun my second plate all now

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@nailaleiz

8 months

Honestly I admire ppl who be friendly with their exes family. Cause respectfully fuck you, yuh mother yuh dead beat daddy yuh sister and she 3 childfathers and the dog wunna does feed once a day.

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@nailaleiz

13 days

Don't start this rhetoric...ah beg

Minister Of Dank

@venture2nd2_

13 days

yet another over exaggerated storm

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@nailaleiz

6 months

I actually don't see an issue with how Danie was proposed to....I actually think it was so unique and cute...yall so accustomed to over the top things when the simple little things are just as beautiful. Wunna empty finger sluts can't even get a man to pay wunna bus fare.

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@nailaleiz

9 months

$60 shouldn't be causing this much strife. Regina please give Danielle she money so we could move on. Cause at this point I feel like it is my $60 and I want it back too

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@nailaleiz

18 days

No offence but I feel as the brand of a diplomat and National Hero, bajans should not be forced to pay import duties for any fenty products. They should be exempt

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@nailaleiz

9 months

You gotta trick men in order to find out their intentions. If you tell a man you sick and he say chaa hope you feel better, if you like dah then I love it but for my little sister if he ain't pulling up with at least a powerade and multisymptoms, then he ain't for my princess.

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@nailaleiz

9 months

I am still yet to see a phone with a better camera than a Blackberry Torch....justice for Blackberrys, free texting between 6-7, talk free after 3 and unlimited data for $30 a month....Barbados use to be a proper fucking country

tega the creator✰🇳🇬

@whereistega

9 months

blackberry is back? good idea or nah ?

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@nailaleiz

10 months

So the prisoner that escaped was trying to go to his prison warden girlfriend house...who has now resigned with immediate effect pending an investigation...Caswell saying she got the job a year ago through political connections....lolllllllll bout here is a real Telenovela

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@nailaleiz

9 months

Everybody pushing for house and land in their 20s but here are some things you can accomplish 1. Regular dentist appointment 2. Therapy (Inkblot plug) 3. Regular papsmear 4. A passport 5. A pamper day every 3 months 6. Perfect a skill.

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@nailaleiz

4 years

Dating a busy man is hard, but what you don't do is complain. Instead you go out and make yourself busy too

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@nailaleiz

1 year

But you are...your eyes further a part than a December and January paycheck

𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚

@rochelle_ejacob

1 year

The Bajans said I was ugly

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@nailaleiz

6 months

Shoulda call Admiral

Milkmarieeee

@Ballershan1

6 months

Yesterday a guest child spit on me I ain’t process that yet cause Wdr

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@nailaleiz

9 months

what employers fail to realise is that if you treat employees well they will stay because of appreciation instead of obligation

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@nailaleiz

8 months

So QC had a Lil shinding which was supposed to be at them school...yh my mother wasn't too pleased at all

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@nailaleiz

4 years

Dear light and power. Black out Tuesday is not for you

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@nailaleiz

10 months

If we speak about culinary excellence. No Caribbean country and I mean none can not cook as well as Barbados. (If you went uwi and only ate at the mount or from somebody food van your opinion does not count here)

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@nailaleiz

3 years

for 2022 im manifesting a man, a partner that compliments me, that plans dates, that is thoughtful, that puts me first. One that is my best friend, respectful, a giver and a lover. Someone who shares my wanderlust and thirst for knowledge. And please let him hold his own

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@nailaleiz

4 years

I don't think the scammers gonna message me anymore. Men block me one time yesterday then chaaaaa

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@nailaleiz

5 months

Well she is single mom who works two jobs so sis been busy

Call me SF

@SF3frankie

5 months

where them find reba to sing the anthem though? aint see her in a minute

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@nailaleiz

3 years

Imagine ppl going through all of this with a newborn, breast milk in the fridge and medication and wunna want to tell ppl how to feel???? Lower the cost of living and I will lower my entitlement

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@nailaleiz

3 months

Nothing here is funny.

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@nailaleiz

7 months

This person on tiktok asked AI to create a modern barbados. And I fear the airport and stadium ATE

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@nailaleiz

8 months

How we splitting a bill and you only putting the amount your food cost. Did you miss the part that said service charge, vat and tourism levy??!?!? You money is to got sense but not mine?!.! This is why I hate going anywhere without MY friend group.

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@nailaleiz

5 months

I got 99 problems and more money would solve each one

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@nailaleiz

6 months

Somebody pun the guild thief money

DA²HN 🇧🇿

@domnorbze_x

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I went to UWI Cave Hill. Of course...

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@nailaleiz

3 years

How I supposed to know you like me if you don't buy me house and land?

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@nailaleiz

2 years

Tipsy coulda had his image on one screen and the lyrics on the other one so we could sing along with him

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@nailaleiz

8 months

Pay wunna bills and buy the Christmas things with Nov salary....remember December salary gotta last all 3 months of January and next year a leap year so January gonna be 4 months

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@nailaleiz

10 months

De Soca Messenger 🎶🎤

@CoopaDan

10 months

Show me a pack of cookies that taste better .. I’ll wait.

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@nailaleiz

8 months

A white person with a cough....cause it could be anything from the common cold to ebola and them ain't gonna bathe or put them hand to them mouth

𝐌𝐑𝐒.𝐂*~***

@90lbs

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Name sain scarier than uh H plate Swift in Inchcape roundabout🥲

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@nailaleiz

2 years

🤣🤣🤣🤣 not 70 mia rh dars

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@nailaleiz

9 months

Yall know some lawyers in Barbados only making $2500/m, that should actually tell you how fucking poor the payscale is.

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@nailaleiz

1 year

Red door and Deia are owned by the same son and then Blush Cafe, Sugar Bay and Bougainvillea is owned by the other son do with that information what you may if it is helpful

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@nailaleiz

9 months

Every time I see tweets from de man I am reminded that there are truly two different Barbados'....cause if I as a POC had tied up a white classmate AND WHIPPED THEM I wouldn't have had the luxary to just apologize and transfer to QC.

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@nailaleiz

8 months

Reality TV would hit so hard in Barbados right but to ensure it got multiple seasons we need to include the rest of the caribbean

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@nailaleiz

4 years

Miss one day at work and yuh pay short by $150 but work overtime or a extra day and only get $7more. Dah could neva be fair

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@nailaleiz

8 months

the smell of new curtains....do not ask me to describe the smell other than, the house does just dont smell like Christmas without it

Vicky❗🇱🇨🇧🇧

@IsLandBai

9 months

What yall love about Christmas?

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@nailaleiz

7 months

Imagine I called Crane to tell them them got a guests that mentioning them by name in islamaphobic rhetoric... the woman tell me marketing would do research....I say so you wouldn't want to know what website it's on or nothing first??? Woman tell me Das marketing job. Girl you??

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@nailaleiz

2 years

So last night a man who is well known to my area decided to peep through my window...I call the police and the police gonna allow me to know they are aware of an increase of peeping Tom's in the area but his advise to me would be to dress appropriately at night...in my own home?!

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@nailaleiz

9 months

my friend got robbed 2nite she called 211 cuz she was on the📱with holetown & her credit ran out, she asked the lady to transfer her to htown, woman vise, we aint really supposed to do dah, my fren explained that her📱ran out of credit, woman ask she so why you cant put on credit

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@nailaleiz

4 years

I-

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@nailaleiz

5 years

I cooked for men I should've poisoned

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@nailaleiz

9 months

Was just told Sagicor not allowing plus ones...seems I might have to go as a "cater waiter" and change my clothes once I get inside

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@nailaleiz

9 months

Grand rising Chonte, please pay Daquiesha her money.

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@nailaleiz

3 months

I want bajans to understand that indicating that you want to switch lanes and switching the lane simultaneously is not how you do it....you still have to wait for the car in the next lane to signal to you an okay

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