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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 months

Aaaaaannnnd mounted.

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3 months

24 Nodes, 96 cores, 192GB RAM, around 6TB of object storage (24 x 256GB NVME's). 3 storage zones. All powered by @mikrotik_com 3x RB5009. And, its fast as a greased goose.

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We've added router mounting and a snazzy heat-resistant black coating. Also tidied the cables 'a bit' better. Also trimmed for the predicted 3 zones per shelf form factor. All credit to @BobMason89

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@n3c8

1 year

Seriously FortiNet.... Again?! And its a RCE?

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3 months

@mcrmonkey Dev team was whinging about lack of decent storage for k8s. So this is a garagehq cluster presenting a s3 compatible api. I may have gotten carried away.

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@n3c8

3 years

@sinaEstavi Mate you don't own the tweet. You own a image of it worth less than 300 bucks. Calm down.

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2 years

@fesshole Yeah, that'll teach him. Why dont a couple of the biggers lads and gals actually have a word one night, rather than sitting back and doing nothing eh?

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@bookazoid_ Quiet as a mouse. The waveshare poe hat fan is ace. The mks have a big fat passive heatsink. It's all arm. 90 watts per board full whack.

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3 months

It occurs to me that if me and my son are to complete this little project tomorrow, he's going to need to learn vi. God help us all.

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@n3c8

3 months

Of you've ever wondered if you can build an S3 object store on a bunch of raspberry pi 5's. Yes you can. In addition, it will with correct tuning run like Mr Bolt and completely swamp it's 1gbps nics. 100% arm baby. Incl the router.

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3 months

@nyxgeek @mikrotik_com Are you talking crypto lingo? If so, your talking to the man who didn't buy BTC at £30 because, and I quote: It's all Bullshit Now I stand by that quote 💯 % morally, fiscally however I am dead inside.

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@n3c8

3 years

@fesshole Bit of a strange re-writing of Star Wars, but I'll take it.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

1 year

Loving the hate for Sleaford Mods. They are really touching nerves of champagne socialists. Good. That's the point. The pain you feel, its called shame. Listen to it.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

2 years

@Andreas_Stucki @TMZ How that isn't tampering with evidence is beyond me.

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@n3c8

3 months

@EERandomness Hotdog 🌭 for scale purposes only.

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@n3c8

3 years

@Dude_Abides83 @fesshole You just lost your dude pass dude. Very undude

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@n3c8

3 months

@mantennn Forget SQL and embrace datalakes. ELK, Openseach. Disaggregated data works so well on kit like this.

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@n3c8

3 years

@davidbelle_ @davidschneider This graphs shows shipping time, the deliveries being made aren't slow, they just aren't happening. Maybe copy and pasting graphs isn't your forte sir.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

6 months

@UK_Daniel_Card Without their ddos mitigation? Not alot at alllllll. Also heavily dependent on what ports are open and whether I can craft anything particularly nasty for that service.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

Equinix ld8 is running on generator power. Hold on to your hats people.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

1 year

@reprise_99 UPDATE SET PASSWORD <- Note the lack of where clause? Because I didn't. 10,000+ mailboxes all with my password. Not a great night.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

2 months

To everyone wanting to know the power draw on the Pi cluster of doom. We finished the telemetry polling of the Mikrotik today, so could finally poll some stats.

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3 months

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3 months

DON’T

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8 months

@cybergibbons 1% of starting capacity or 1% of current capacity. Even as a pure maths question its insanely ambiguous.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 months

Defo projection. My code is beautiful, until peer review.

Dorian Develops

@DorianDevelops

3 months

Programming is NOT creative work! Your code is NOT art! You're shitty CRUD app isn't the Mona Lisa!

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Mat Hattersley

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3 years

@TheCriticalDri2 Or spend hours and hours picking flowers in red dead..... Takes all sorts.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

10 months

@slotkinjr @anothercohen Mate, my dad died of ALS too. This is still funny no matter how you cut it. If my dad was still about, he probably would've sent it to me. The world isn't there to cater to your sensibilities alone. Don't like it, scroll. It's really not hard.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

@thean999 @gatesfoundation Dunno, looks like the same tactic Microsoft used. Lol

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@n3c8

3 months

@AileenD0ver These mk's will be backing off 2 x FortiGate 1800F firewalls in HA and loadbalancing the zones. We run our own eVPN core network so, if we need Layer 2 across geo, we got it without involving spanning tree.

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@n3c8

3 months

@lmdbkraft @mikrotik_com Each zone/metal plate came in around £1500. Effectively you need 3 to keep everything resilient. Considering our normal base level HV servers cost in excess of £10,000, this is quite the bargin.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

2 years

@fesshole Theres a whole bag of chips on your shoulder. Want some salt?

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@n3c8

3 months

@neilmcrae @mcrmonkey I'm not stopping until I've spent an hv server single spend. Fairs fair. Plus R&D budget equals tax write off.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

2 years

@irinatsukerman_ @Coalition_Radio @jonathandata1 @citizenlab Please don't give this chap more line noise. He will without doubt damage *your* credibility going forwards.

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@n3c8

3 months

Baaaaaaaad take. I refuse to run servers for fun. Never have. They are a tool. Discounting people who want to leave work at work because they're not proper geeks isn't it.

Jessie Frazelle

@jessfraz

3 months

We are looking for a “datacenter engineer” local to Los Angeles or willing to move. Must: - have home server(s) you currently cluster/fuck with for fun - write rust like a m’fer - understand how machines are clustered from first principles, we sure as hell aren’t putting open

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3 months

Sorry, not used to this many people caring what me and my team do. Shout out to @BobMason89 the only one left on here. We will do a write up somewhere, but to be blunt. This project has currently only burned 50% of its assigned budget. So we ain't done yet.

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3 years

@fesshole You don't work in I.T recruitment then.

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@n3c8

3 years

@anon_opin No whats annoying is when I ask that as a basic matter of politeness and they actually answer it. That's the real fear.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

@sinaEstavi Yeah mate. I'm a cto for a living. I'm not the one who's confused about block chain.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 months

Fly my pretty, fly!

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

@Rorschach1011 @ThatKevinSmith @PrestonSteve933 @MastersOfficial @933WMMR Please block me, I've not replied but wouldn't want to be left out.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

There's soon going to be a clear distinction in network engineers. Those who stayed at the old travelodge near telehouse, and those that never got ill off that all you can eat breakfast. Amazing civils going on to move it.

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3 years

@fesshole You didn't brick the hdd from the bios. Even back in the day when you had to tell the bios the disk geometry you wouldn't brick it.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

2 years

@NME @OfficialWillow @OfficialRandL How low you've sunk NME. @Scroobiuspipyo was right all along. 😂

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 months

@networkservice I need to shave around 17mm from the depth, at which point it'll fit sideways in a rack, with around 3 per shelf I'm thinking. That and 3d print more cable management clips.

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@n3c8

3 months

@Pumpkin03822395 @mikrotik_com It's currently outperforming 14k hypervisors. But that's for the task at hand, an s3 compatible object store. I am in no way suggesting this setup is a replacement for my beefy shiny 1tb of eec ram, 144 core hvs of doom.

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3 months

@lucamauri It's an aws s3 object store in all pretense. I hate cloud. So my business is pretty much 100% dedicated hosting. So if my devs want something that behaves like s3, we build it. This is actually at the smaller end of things.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

2 months

Teaser shots. Still love you @Pineboards and I will return the email. Promise.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

@fesshole You're hobbying correctly. Nothing to see here folks. No nothing.... Don't look in that box, or the cupboard. God not the loft!

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Mat Hattersley

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1 year

@RedHat You've changed. I'm out. Bye....

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Mat Hattersley

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3 months

@TheSenMat If this works, and that's a big if, this scale is a fraction of that we'll run. My business collects obscene amounts of data in both binary and text form. NETAPP would come running with a checkbook. This will scale for days and actually run better as it scales.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

2 years

@hamiltonwells Its a shame the jury didn't agree. Its almost like it isn't true.... Weird huh?

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

I love my industry clique. Within 30mins of asking for help I had 3 offered of equipment lend, one from a competitor. It's up and running now, but thanks guys. You are the best!

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@n3c8

3 years

Either get rid of the bar (what sodding century is this anyway), or demand breathalyser tests prior to votes. If you can't drive a car you shouldn't be deciding the future of the country.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

4 years

Here we are with a direct feed of the Nominet emergency board meeting.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

1 year

This covers my thoughts on the matter nicely.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

@PerthPom @carlheaton @Nominet @publicbenefituk I have no intention of engaging with a farcical process whilst the current board pay themselves royally from member fees. They've got to go. It's always been the case. I'm sure Simon knows a waste of time when he sees it.

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@n3c8

3 months

@jljolly @mikrotik_com Sorry, it's buried. @Pineboards m2 bottom. Waveshare poe adaptor on the top.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

So just about finished with London dc kit out.... Then drama.... Zayo are outside splicing.... Ooh let's light it... Then zayo van is robbed... OK maybe not then. I love you e14!

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 months

Pi Cluster safely transferred to @BobMason89 for further fettling. After a chat with @Pineboards we've decided to halt on v2 until the release of their combined PoE and M2 HAT. After a chat with 'corporate', we're also going to do some kind of blog/whitepaper/video on the setup.

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Mat Hattersley

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4 months

We built a small WISP..... This taught me to never build a WISP. Thankyou for attending my TED Talk. PS: Nothing beats fibre in ground.... yet.

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@n3c8

3 months

@beerzBaqlova @mikrotik_com We manage over 2000 @mikrotik_com device nationally. Like most vendors, there's features it's safer to leave disabled, but with good change control processes these boxes are damn good value.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

@LineGoesDown This is obvious bait.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

9 months

@davepl1968 Microsoft really need to stop copying Apple. I don't want pretty, I want, it works every time.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

@3CallFinagle @TheGeneralMH @nowthisnews Can't believe he hasn't caught the money yet. Maybe his lawyer will help...... Lol

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

90% of online arguments.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

9 months

@SgrLocklear @TheManlet_King I shall counter this with the Dark Tower. Amazing book series, crappie film despite decent cast.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

Paraphrased Support Ticket I saw today. Dear ISP, all websites apart from this one are working. Can you fix the website for me....... No, I really can't, even if I wanted to..... Which I don't. And this ladies and gents is why I don't work the support desk.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

10 months

@RussellEngland @SoVeryBritish @jesslynnrose They may also tell you the King owns them all.

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Mat Hattersley

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1 year

After much swearing at a rusty bolt on my exhaust, I have decided I should own an impact driver. That is all.

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@n3c8

3 months

@danielh164 @mikrotik_com Distributed s3 object store dude. These things only get better the larger they are. More spindles, higher io. Also next steps are thing like opensearch and elk.

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@n3c8

3 months

@digininja @mikrotik_com Nginx runs on first node in each zone and load balances s3 compatible requests back to 7 other garage hq nodes. Each zone is then further load balanced by a fortigate fw. In production.

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@n3c8

3 months

@atdotrob @neilmcrae @mcrmonkey So I hear. Make hay whilst the sun shines.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

Posting this here as to not embarrass certain family members. Convo with step daughter in car earlier today. Me: you've been accidentally calling me dad alot lately. Phoebe: it's not an accident.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

4 years

@Dull42Mike It's OK 99% of people didn't reply because they had common sense and assumed this was the case. That said he's better with a pump truck than me. I put a hole in my bosses wall when I had a go.

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3 months

@killermonk Still badass dude.

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Mat Hattersley

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1 year

@Cthulhu_Answers I find it funny he thinks he has any control over other people's careers when he cant even manage his own.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

4 months

@djmk This generation aren't ravers. The obvious one is looking at freshers at uni. Its just not the same party drinking culture that previous generations had.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

@Eliza_MayAustin For just £5 per week, you can help people like Sarah with her crippling muscle condition.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

1 year

There's nothing worse than waking up one morning and realising you've accidently become an Alt Net.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

5 years

@tn_northwest @UKFast @UKBAngels @TrishkeatingMcr @tecmcr @innovateuk @GC_Angels_ @jessandthehive @emilynott2 @immersify_ed @Lawrence_Jones Yeah, today might not be the best day to promote Women's rights via a UKFast event. Just saying.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

2 months

Just to offer an alternative view of Bolton this weekend. My Muslim neighbours had a party and bbq. They sent extra food over the back fence. Fun was had by all. The end. Don't let a minority define the narrative folks.

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1 year

@Cthulhu_Answers Atleast a pharmacist has qualifications, as opposed to say a mobile repair technician. 😂😂😂😂😂

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@n3c8

2 months

@windowsblog @MicrosoftTeams Any chance of bringing back the Linux port so my devs don't hate me?

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 months

@nyxgeek @mikrotik_com My bad, has been many a year since I dabbled in that area.

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@n3c8

4 years

@silkensame_band @CyberNews_com @cybergeekgirl And you became a small house? Come on I need closure.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

@Jbvbond @MadBakerGirl @cabot_phillips Radio would be a shockingly bad way of communicating long distance. Especially galatically.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

4 years

Shoot and a miss.... Time to clean house.

Nominet

@Nominet

4 years

Members update post EGM: Our actions include rapid outreach to ensure we hear from all members and stakeholders to shape Nominet's future, leadership adjustments to ensure stability, and continuing discussions on board composition:

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Mat Hattersley

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3 years

@fesshole You'd be put on a top up meter in 12 months flat.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

4 years

"Your chicken is really poorly and will probably die in the next few week" - vet 4 months later "hey human, mind if I try to lay an egg on your leg and sit on the couch?" - Marjorie the chicken Worst housemate ever.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

Wow. There sure are alot of medically exempt people not wearing masks on the train. Strange the demographic is those who've not had the vaccine. In unrelated news I'm never going on public transport again.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

4 years

@NBCNewsTHINK @GrimKim Way to be tone deaf @GrimKim @NBCNews I tell you what is disappointing. Journalist looking for any cheap shot to right an opinion no one asked for. BTW this is definitely cheap.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

OK plan, turn Parliament and 10 downing Street into museums. They'll rake it in. Build a new Parliament in Slough (we don't want them up north). No 2nd homes. Each mp gets a flat in a block built to social housing standards of the time. Watch how good councils flats get. Boom

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Mat Hattersley

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2 years

I might've mis-budgeted the political effects of Qatar into my transit costs. Everyone's clearly watching at school to avoid guilt.

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3 months

@planedrop @mikrotik_com

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

@anon_opin Yes, lets give the Govt more of our resources... They do such a wonderful job with the rest of the taxes we pay.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

@LozzaFox That's not medical apartheid. Medical apartheid was something very very different... Are you suggesting that there's festivals medically experimenting on ethnic minorities? I mean, that's what your words mean. If so, then I fully support Ashcroft.... Down with this sort of thing.

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3 years

@fesshole

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

2 years

This dirty gurty of an amp was my first proper amp. Bought back in 95 I'd guess. She hasnt sounded in years but the lads @BoothsMusic got her sorted and it sounds sweeter than ever. New valves, pots and a transformer repair.

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Mat Hattersley

@n3c8

3 years

Got a sparky round installing a eV point. He's blasting sussudio. Loving it, not sure the neighbours are.

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@n3c8

2 years

@Carl_Sagan42 High end tech is a cesspit of poor investments, broken promises and dreams. I should know, its my day job.

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