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trans enby dudechick, any pronouns. polyamorous pansexual. anarchist communist. asd, bpd, adhd. mole. 31. 🔞. open DMs. dare you enter @mystis_molehole ?

under the molehill
Joined August 2014
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mysti 🤠 mole ΘΔ
3 years
@ImPorkachu compartmentalization is for cowards. this is my horny political music shitposting mental health safe space where I pick fights with strangers
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@mysti_mole
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9 months
really disappointed that so many of you still follow account i will not name, especially after they did thing i will not say. you've got about 12 hours to read my mind or i will block you
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"just some guy who lives here" is a healthier way to see animals than as a pet tbh
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@mysti_mole
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when i got expelled from high school for "crossdressing", some of my classmates told me i was brave. not in an ally way, but in a "commitment to the bit" way
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@mysti_mole
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i'm not anti poly per se, i'm just wary because of the way polygamous marriage has historically been a patriarchal institution that benefits men at the expense of women. unlike monogamous marriage
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@GreatCheshire
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Megatron must be stopped. No matter the cost.
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@mysti_mole
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@Renarchat amogusbrained people encountering anyone
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@mysti_mole
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3 years
@blakeflayton as a queer dude, fuck you, don't use us as tokens to justify genocide
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@mysti_mole
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8 months
starting to suspect she's not a fan of perpendicular play (that's when i interrupt whatever stupid bullshit she's doing with the cool and interesting things that i want to do)
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@mysti_mole
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1 year
bathroom passing tips transfems: scatter little bits of toilet paper everywhere for some reason transmascs: piss entirely outside of the bowl, just ignore it really
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@mysti_mole
mysti 🤠 mole ΘΔ
9 months
kinda stalker-y that you're looking through my replies and likes tabs for any clues about what i'm even taking about :/
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@mysti_mole
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6 months
the other students were pretty cool with it actually, it was the administration that had a problem with it. this was back in '08. feels weird realizing this would probably be in the news if it happened now
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like they perceived it as a joke rather than me being trans or whatever
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@mysti_mole
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2 years
"you're so mature for your age" says the person about to inflict you with the opposite problem for the rest of your life
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@mysti_mole
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@aimeeterese teachers when i was a kid: "stop acting like a little [slur] you need to act normal" teachers now: i don't know, i'm an adult and for some reason i don't hang out around schools
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@mysti_mole
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@blobbynfriends if no one shoplifted they would still be underpaid. companies will pay as little as they can get away with, shrinkage doesn't enter into it
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@mysti_mole
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yes you should drop acid when you're already stressed out. the more stressed you are, the more tabs you need to take. it will help you a lot
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hey heres a quick guide
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@Renarchat carboniferous was so alien, my favorite paleontological period. and all the trapped carbon led to a high oxygen content to support scary big bugs. that's why they call it that actually, all the dead plant buildup led to a very rich layer of fossil fuels
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no way in hell elon will let me post that
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oh you're t4t? which one of you is the overgrown child and which one has to pretend not to be?
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@illtakemystand1 "decline" but there are more white people at the end than at the beginning
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@mysti_mole
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7 months
"dog with messed up coding" is like half of my oomfies
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Somehow "look at this dog with messed up coding" is a very productive subgenre of Elden Ring videos.
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>meet monsterfucker >ask if they're into real teratophilia or monstergirls >they don't understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is teratophilia and what is anime girls with monster parts glued on >“haha i'm a monsterfucker, sir” >see their favs >it’s monstergirls
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@mysti_mole
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5 months
neighbor's friend just saw me and said "hey, [deadname] (fine, i haven't talked to him in a long time and haven't told him my real name yet), lookin' good, buddy!" "oh, thanks! :)" "you're not a girl, though" haha fuck you dude
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@mysti_mole
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4 months
stop disguising your bullying with therapy language and start disguising your therapy with bullying language
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6 months
@daringlucile yes, it was a catholic school
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1 month
why is everyone leaving audiologs around all of a sudden. is something bad going to happen
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@mysti_mole
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8 months
i crawled into your pocket and got sorted into the consumables tab of your inventory?
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2 years
@Renarchat also the tree sized funguses are cool as hell
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@mysti_mole
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1 year
going to the gay racist store, y'all need anything?
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being told "the sun is fascist" and enthusiastically agreeing until it becomes apparent they mean the british tabloid
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1 year
took me a moment to realize this was complaining
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Getting bullied by “disabled polyamorous, neurodivergent, puppygirl trans women🔞”
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"afabs can't call themselves tranny" doesn't feel much different to me from getting told i can't call myself a dyke
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@westernunion2k @RealTransdog i always loved the way the dog and cat fit together perfectly. shame to see them throw that away
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@ElleMcIvor not this one. really sounds like you regret having children, sorry to hear that
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@ShitPCMSays I've noticed PCM often thinks "authleft" and "libleft" disagree on things they totally agree on
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@mysti_mole
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the actual people you live with? pets, definitely treat them like pets. we as a society have got this completely backwards
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elderly сis man who enviously refers to people with regular bowel movements as "youngshit passoids"
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@AmandaGolf59 golf courses should be public parks
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@thatLarryRosen @blakeflayton okay, I'm back it's still genocide and it's still not okay
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@skittishprey like it says i'm polyamorous in my bio lol
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@ozgho trying to figure out how to block myself for this
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@Renarchat yeah it's fucked
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stop anthropomorphizing humans! their behavior can seem cute but keep in mind it is all just a combination of instinct and conditioning. they don't even feel the same emotions that we do, let alone express them the same way. sorry if it hurts to hear but no they don't "love you"
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can i come over and
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3 months
are you tired of going ape shitt? don't you just want to be nice
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2 years
@WhackNicholson i love dark humor but i don't love punching down and implying support for genocide
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3 years
weaponizing my autism during arguments, not by mentioning it but by simply being too autistic to effectively argue with
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@PowerDyke @besf0rt @gempaw18 they count nazis who froze to death invading russia as victims of communism
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a slur is reclaimed by self-applying it with pride, not by continuing to use it to attack others. please understand the difference. too many of you don't, or pretend not to
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i mean i didn't say that, i said "i am!" and walked away
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1 year
how can i get all these trans women to bully me without subjecting myself to wizard game
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@Jaiden_Kett @char_47da okay so diy is fine as long as it doesn't work
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@juanj1se @ScribblerSys "can this be salvaged after water damage?"
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@poisonjr only 97 miles? holy shit we're practically neighbors
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@fedwolf026_026 by far the gayest piece of furry art i've ever seen
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friend group that actually likes me for me and doesn't just need my digging skills for the big heist
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1 year
@leesve_ if fetishes originate from porn, then why was there porn with those fetishes in the first place?
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@a5hra okay, opposing zionism is not an excuse for queerphobia. but queer solidarity doesn't mean i have to support zionists just because they happen to be queer
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just saw an account with dnis for both anti and proship. wondered who was even allowed to interact with them before i remembered normal people exist
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3 months
happy molether's day
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miners do not interact. i am sick of your tunnels intersecting with my own. you don't even live here, all you're doing is extracting resources. fuck off back to the surface i hate you
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"yeah we're gonna hang out and do thing" and everyone just hangs out instead of doing thing as my blood pressure rises to explosive levels
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emo normie 🦦
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6 months
an incredible photo of this transformation in action
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2 years
most moles are made the ol' fashioned way, but occasionally a growing potato will spontaneously metamorph into one. nature is amazing
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1 month
and it's about it's about a different thing
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2 years
my thirsty ass could not work at a blood bank
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4 months
is it really worth it?
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3 years
@christapeterso "From the start and on through the years of childhood, he identifies with his mother rather than needing her as an erotic object (a more advanced stage of development)." what in the fuck
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i am starting to suspect that there are no worms in this misleadingly named hole
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1 year
indistinguishable from the average hornypost on my tl
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ruining your train of thought is just my love language babe, you're gonna need to adapt to that for this relationship to work
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@Hideki_Naganuma your english is impeccable, but you are insane
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which in turn didn't feel much different from getting told i couldn't call myself a girl
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any/all pronouns unless you use the wrong tone. it doesn't matter which one you use, it's misgendering if i get a bad vibe from how you say it
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@TrustworthySlav @cozythot i respected shoplifters when i worked retail, i left them alone because they are awesome
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i need to see cybersmith posts sometimes to remind me that "being a shameless freak" alone is not an antidote to fascism
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she's been shaving her armpits because her other partner told her to and basically i should kill this guy, right?
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quick brown foxes are jumping over you in the qrts
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@BreadPanes liberals think that getting called an asshole on the internet is about equivalent to the prison industrial complex
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@gloomfather @PhilosophyTube it's canonically not a pipe, author said so himself
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@marysuewriter if only there was a way to find the real female geeks and gamers here
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@RandAlT21 @SzMarsupial i'm not free with it
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me when i dig hole:
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1 year
called it
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@MattNavarra
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Twitter Blue subscribers will be able to hide their blue checkmarks to avoid the shame
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IT MY BIRTHDAY
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@ZeuzioBleps noticed the pattern because i'm also a janitor lol
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i don't understand why the idiom "going pear shaped" means something going badly. pear is a wonderful shape. i would love to be pear shaped
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being attracted to me doesn't make you a zoophile per se, but if you tell me you're attracted to me "as a human" you might as well tell me you're attracted to me "as a man"
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@mysti_mole
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you can remove any blemish from your skin by using your fingernails. it'll get worse before it gets better but trust me, you just have to keep going. pick your way to perfection!
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never been so disappointed by a misunderstanding as i am right now. do you have any idea how badly i wanted to join the yuri peein' union
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her ass is not shaving
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still gonna wear it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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