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Dave

5 years

Fine here’s a link to my band’s album, yes I wrote it, no it was not an accident that the lyrics are as stupid as shit. I tried to make the guitar sound cool, though.

Hype, Money and Misbehavior

Royal Honey · Ep · 2019 · 6 songs.

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@LMFAO2X @iamcardib Tell us how you would help, aquaman

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@PRESSURELlCIOUS @captainyonce Like 28 safety violations

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@bennyjohnson @BernieSanders @AOC Trying to see any real difference...

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@Reuters Christ you guys are such rightwing propagandist weirdos

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@OuakamA @sarah_t_agate Yeah that would be great if Democrats ever did absolutely anything at all.

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@RichardOcelot @PaulEmbery Because he doesn’t think gay people should exist.

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1 year

@RepRosendale Guess you don’t know much about our troops during a little conflict called “world war II”

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1 year

@LionsSpectre @schemecoder lol you’ve never been in a room with a woman who hadn’t gotten ready to go out. So you’ve never woke up next to a woman lol

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6 years

@VicBergerIV I sincerely hope those pants were photoshopped, otherwise we all need to get our affairs in order.

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6 years

@benshapiro Just because your weak hobbit hands can’t open a jar of pickles doesn’t mean it’s a Herculean task, li’l Bennie.

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3 years

@davidgross_man And sweet Jesus this...

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@take_japper @zukosmadre MLK was sooo right when he talked about his hatred for liberals.

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10 months

@SpaceTimeViking @oldbooksguy Hell his scale system bumps right up against some pretty fascist ideals

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7 months

@JakeSullivan46 Oh are these the “special operator” dipshits that tried to overthrow the Venezuela government but got stopped by some fisherman and one of them pissed himself? lol

The “ridiculous” failed coup attempt in Venezuela, explained

“It’s so mind-bogglingly dumb,” a former Navy SEAL told Vox about the plan.

www.vox.com

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1 year

@da_underlord “I hate gomunism now watch me fly” lol

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3 years

@Stoic_Hero @jordanbpeterson God you people are pretentious

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1 year

@Roland_Cilke @MuskUniversity lol leave it to the checkmark simp to say something this disassociated from reality

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3 months

@1goodtern It’s a stage of denial. I talked to a psychiatrist friend about this recently - he said they *have* to maintain strident denial about covid or they’d all run screaming from their chosen fields. It made perfect sense as he was saying it. And yet…he has his own denial w/ covid…

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5 years

@glm1116 @SenTedCruz @senjudiciary Definitely a thing that happened.

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@Sturgeons_Law Oh those easily accessible free government services that have increased over the last 40 years, Jfc what rock have you been living under?

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@KulonMusk @SDSheriff @SDSOSanMarcos @Up2SD Gotta aim low with the propaganda sometimes I guess.

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11 months

@JCColtin Spontaneously parking your car in NYC - a well known fun and easy event

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2 years

@dinosmash_69 @lilbabygandhi If you think “misandry” is a real, systemic issue, you’re part of the problem, chief

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2 years

@AADinwiddie2 @bakerdphd Yeah isn’t there a field of legal study devoted to that? Can’t remember what it’s called though…

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2 years

@GeneralThoughts @kenklippenstein @LHSummers You…must not be familiar with the walking storm of destruction that is Larry Summers

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3 years

@crackerwithgs @FromTheLeftShow @Dr_Nut_ lol I don’t know what a “reddit vibe” is, you should probably do a little Craigsplaining for us non hedge fund-y rabble

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5 months

@AshGotThis @julia_doubleday lol eating food is suuuuch entitled Gen Z behavior

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9 months

@Eve6 Umberto Eco’s common features of fascism:

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2 years

@AscendedSaiyaji @JStein_WaPo Well in their defense their brains read “economy” as “the stock market”

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@jimmyfswanson @BlakPantherBabe You don’t see the irony in this statement (or the incoherence), do you?

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@TheBabylonBee Christ you guys bring unfunny to new levels

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@yaf

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@GOJIIMUSIC @Moms4Liberty @GoopLloyd It’s looking fascist because it is fascist

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@Easyphloem @Toms_Spectre 50? Hell that dude’s like 63 lol

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@LauraGwashere @AOC lol that screen name is perfect for this

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@Helenreflects God. What could have been.

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1 year

@michaelscherer Who tf cares what Lieberman has to say about anything?

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@TrueAnonPod @RossGlick1 lol not how “dropped” charges look

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3 years

@dafishinabarrel @laurenboebert Unfortunately this piece of journalism is far too little, far too late

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2 years

@blinachka @eshaLegal @tlthe5th @Winston235711 “Many properties” huh

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10 months

@USBornNRaised @nypost That doesn’t even address my question - I didn’t ask for you to copy and paste from a dictionary. I asked what *you* think it means *in this context*

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@Levijameshere @ConnorLillis @mcpli Can you explain why you’re in any way necessary or why I should care about you other than the possibility that you likely fund propaganda screaming about how everybody needs to “get back to the office!” because productivity or some bullshit?

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2 years

@RichardOcelot Yup, exactly. And has privately said “I just don’t want it shoved in my face” at some point in his life.

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7 years

@jeffzugale @RichardBSpencer lol

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4 years

@MarcStilesPSBJ @kenklippenstein @mitchellichtman You’re right, in the building I live in maintenance doesn’t just happen, it takes 14 phone calls and a couple weeks. Keep defending these leeches though.

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@VoCommunism Christ you and your boy Zenz are a buncha lying grifters

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@USBornNRaised @nypost What do you think “socialism” is referring to in this context?

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@NateB_Panic I know a guy who after his last round of covid got like Bell’s palsy symptoms, *couldn’t speak* for a while, had his spleen removed, had some of his hair turn white, and says it aged him 15 years. “Just a cold” though

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@suzost @bennyjohnson lol ok granny

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@jeremybernier @amyisquitebusy How do you think they’re “taking” fentanyl - do you think they’re smoking it? Because…that doesn’t do anything but destroy it. Sure you already knew that though…

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@cpsadrian @LisaG724 @mchooyah Yeah gotta wait ten years until a Pakistani Intel officer wanders into a CIA substation and says yeah, that guy you’ve been looking for? He’s right over there. Try not to crash any helicopters

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@BaharOstadan So they’ve basically fully transitioned into some kind of military force. Great. And I guarantee there’s a LOT of people who not only don’t see the problem with that, but think it’s somehow a good thing.

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@jeremybernier Christ, crying about it and begging for publicity on fox, that’ll definitely save it

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3 years

@c5nt5r_l5ftst @Biscuithammer0 @mrfeelswildride @mkraju lol c’mon man, did you hit your head or something

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@supportbot404 @CharmianNeary @notimetobehere @powellAtlantic @TheBabylonBee They have two jokes. Neither are funny

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4 years

@askUHC @xxx000beat Hello, we are sorry to hear you’re employed on the social media engagement team or whatever at United Healthcare. If you have questions about better job opportunities in your area please let us know.

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@kliff2023 @TheTyJager @EndWokeness Is that diabetes math?

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@Ellen_Lee3 I hate to say it, but succumbing to social pressure to not mask on a flight is just…weakness. For all their screaming to the contrary, the anti-mask people are really a bunch of fearful little followers.

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@TracyBethHoeg

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@neeratanden @curaffairs @charlesmurray So you’re ok with Charles Murray’s ideas to use skull measuring calipers as part of the hiring process Neera?

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@BriannaWu @theocean1985 lol “played a role”

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@veritasalways1 “or something” doing some back-breaking work in that sentence

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@AvianDentures @jonah_hoff @NotABigJerk @saoirsefashion lol “scientific community”

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2 years

@richfleek @jodaciousjody @mchooyah Yes don’t fuck around with Senór Three Chins, his cholesterol levels won’t stand up to the stress

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@miki_fern Yeah I’ve gotten to the point where I realized…it’s pointless. Not only will they not listen, but the level of denial they built up triggers anger.

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@zinclonius @AstroLefty @jordanbpeterson You should ask the Indonesians how many “communists” the CIA convinced them to/ helped them murder. It’s not a small number.

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@Michael59503746 I agree - there’s not gonna be some cinematic last minute political deus ex machina coming to FINALLY make everything better at the last minute, it’s now a matter of short term survival and planning as much as we can. And good luck trying to convince people SarsCov2 is dangerous

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@vanoreo_ @shaun_vids Interesting

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@DawnEMcKenzie @banalplay my taxes paid for your $3 million in PPP loans that were forgiven

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@broadwaybabyto That is literally what the Nazis believed.

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@bobcesca_go @KevinMKruse The problem with point 2 is we’ve been hearing that for years and the Democratic Party has done absolutely nothing to combat it

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@RepublicUnited1 @Culture_Crit *real men who were constantly falling screaming to their death

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@IwriteOK @david_j_roth @Thesixler Yes but the language and public perception matter

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@CNBCOvertime @garrytan @ycombinator Now the tech bros want big government to save them? lol

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@AdamSerwer @AndyKroll lol those leftist billionaire hedge fund guys

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@DanJoslyn @TheBabylonBee @MistersHomeRoom Christ you set a low bar for comedy

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@Very__Regular lmao One of JK’s greatest scenes.

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@ReckersLive @isaiah_bb Yes, it is. The statement is “I done got took”.

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@CharlemagnumPI @mchooyah He convinced himself Zero Dark Thirty was a documentary

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@myrabatchelder Well if they’re not lying…this won’t end well.

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@maxwellsmith Jeeesus Christ the “educational cost…”. I’m actually at a loss for words. Hey at least the UK government’s bringing back some of the old hits.

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@tomselliott @AP “bluecheck dolt” lol

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@ellocust @oatmealish @iamxenophonicus Eh, guy apparently thinks Jordan Peterson is smart, it was more of a compassionate euthanasia type situation

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@Wade_Turnbull @youngsinick the still-for-Hillary crowd wants to place blame ANYWHERE but HRC and her campaign's multiple unforced errors

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@CrownOnMyFrown @nilanmorton lol “entitled narcissist” when Madonna’s in the discussion

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2 months

@GayFabFourFan I’ve stopped bothering to tell my “educated” liberal friends they’re buying into disinformation and propaganda from the same people that brought us the tea party, Brexit and Trump, who their entire political identities are built around hating.

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2 months

@covidsafenetwrk Jfc On what basis? Wait lemme guess: bullshit “security” concerns of some sort.

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3 months

@sharkrado @healingfromlc The denial has gone completely off the charts. The louder people shriek about how they believe covid is no longer a problem, the more hysterical they sound to me.

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3 years

@FromTheLeftShow @crackerwithgs @Dr_Nut_ I’ll second that motion. Whoever runs that account also somehow found the perfect stick photo to exemplify the classic Craig energy, you can tell how his sweat smells when he yells at a server for pouring his wine before it’s had a chance to “breathe properly, dammit”

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4 years

@Millerheighife I mean....

The Discourse Lover

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4 years

Alright, decision time: who is the better standard-bearer for a political party: a person leading a social movement of millions, or a person who is in the process of forgetting how to talk

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@1goodtern I think it’s going to escalate beyond people being shunned. Next up: laws forbidding public use of masks in the name of preventing “lawlessness” or whatever. Probably starts here in the states.

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@germfreegangsta “Went away” god the power of magical thinking.

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