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@theocean1985

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@theocean1985
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My top 5 albums (alphabetical by band) Blue Öyster Cult - Secret Treaties Garbage - Version 2.0 The Kinks are the Village Green Preservation Society Tears For Fears - Everybody Loves a Happy Ending Frank Zappa - Roxy & Elsewhere
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@theocean1985
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@BriannaWu why was there a revolution in 1979, Brianna?
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@theocean1985
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@BriannaWu Have you even bothered to look into our role in distablizing Iran and installing the Shah in the first place? Operation Ajax? What life was like for people pre 1953 in Iran?
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@theocean1985
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@BriannaWu My worldview is cope for failed dictators? My worldview is that destabilizing a country has consequences and we can’t pretend it didn’t happen. Your “history” erases the WHY because if you contended with that you’d have to stop pretending it’s as simple as Iran Bad Israel Good.
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@theocean1985
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@mattlieb He did the same thing after he got bodied by Finkelstein and Rabbani. He spends the next several days essentially posting “I’m not mad” over and over again. He’s a sad little divorced imp.
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@theocean1985
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@CantEverDie If you’re here officer then who’s home beating your wife?
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@theocean1985
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@MattyElPonders @BriannaWu Lotta people taking it on faith that I believe simply “America bad” simply because SHE said that’s what I said.
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@theocean1985
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@isaiah_bb Pictured: Brianna Wu
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@theocean1985
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@scrowder College dropout Stevie C here disagrees with the near totality of medical organizations. I’m sure it’s from a well-researched and learned POV, tho.
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@theocean1985
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@RayyvanaTTV It’s perfect casting as a reprehensible loudmouth coward
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@theocean1985
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@AriDrennen Chaya Raichik is a terrorist
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@theocean1985
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@KathrynPaisner @ryangrim It’s a food aid organization speaking out after food aid workers were deliberately targeted. That’s as relevant to their mission as it gets.
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@theocean1985
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@shaun_vids @BenZeisloft Probably because they are all The Thing which as we know cannot replicate metal
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@theocean1985
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@IanCopeland5 @datguyJayB @AaronRodgers12 he’s just cosplaying as Tim Pool
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@theocean1985
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@BriannaWu @kthalps @halalflow @briebriejoy Brianna Wu spells DEI with a hard R
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@theocean1985
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@Esqueer_ Ian Miles Cheong? The weed dealer?
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@theocean1985
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@rickrudescalves “Held his own.” Hahahaha. No Matty. He sprinted for as long as he possibly could but his sprinting was literally about as fast as her pacing herself. That is the opposite of holding one’s own.
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@theocean1985
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@ryangrim They condemned Hamas, condemned 10/7, called for the return of the hostages by Hamas, and condemned antisemitism, and they were STILL called antisemites.
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@theocean1985
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@EmmaVigeland Most moral army
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@theocean1985
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@BriannaWu Israel has openly and repeatedly stated they will not cease even if all hostages are released. So what would motivate Hamas to release them? Honestly it’s like you just discovered politics yesterday.
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@theocean1985
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@mechagogogo My favorite will always be: “Do you even know what rhetorical means?” “Do I know what rhetorical means?!”
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@theocean1985
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@Esqueer_ Let them try. The biggest mistake right wingers can make is to assume that they are the only ones who arm themselves.
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@theocean1985
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@IwriteOK The most important take
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@theocean1985
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@MattBinder The ADL seems to be making a lot of changes lately, from praising X to removing Chaya Raichik from their lists of extremists… Hey ADL, Likud uses the phrase “from the river to the sea” to describe their claim to the land. Does that mean the Likud are genocida— wait, bad example
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@theocean1985
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@Esqueer_ @jk_rowling She’s really just going all the way, fully mask off now.
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@theocean1985
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@johncusack IDF about to claim there are Hamas tunnels under John Cusack
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@theocean1985
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@Esqueer_ @ShaiDavidai Friend on FB shared this video and said it’s antisemitic. So now just EXISTING as a Muslim is antisemitism.
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@theocean1985
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@ElvingJack @vorticistgirl You may mean no offense but I’ll mean offense. That kind of hot take you’re replying to is more like hot garbage. Scorsese is a unique and innovative filmmaker. The idea that because his movies are accessible somehow means they are simple is just snobbery.
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@theocean1985
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@KathrynPaisner @ryangrim It isn’t The Latest Thing to be against mass slaughter. They went out of their way to condemn Hamas, Hamas’ atrocities on 10/7, Hamas’ taking of hostages, and antisemitism, and they were STILL called antisemitic. Because words apparently don’t mean things anymore.
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@theocean1985
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@RealLastStand Join Elon in the my-child-won’t-speak-to-me club
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@theocean1985
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@views_stop @scrowder I’m an attorney so it’s working out quite well. But I also don’t measure success by money anyway. I’m happy in my life, unlike Stevie here who whines about no fault divorce laws instead of just accepting that his wife isn’t coming back.
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@theocean1985
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@MattLech He legit denied that the IDF targets civilians saying: “The idea that Israel would take the time and incur the cost to randomly target four civilians just walking down the road doesn’t comport with anything we know about how the Israeli military operates.”
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@theocean1985
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@theocean1985
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@stephenarato @scrowder Was his relative wealth what was up for discussion or his lack of knowledge on the issue? Take your time.
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@theocean1985
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@Esqueer_ Meanwhile they remove Chaya Raichik from their list of extremists. Their word is worthless.
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@theocean1985
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@kenklippenstein Every day I’m embarrassed to be a Pennsylvanian. He’s our worst senator since Rick Santorum.
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@theocean1985
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@TopherStoll “I don’t need my antidepressants anymore because I’m no longer depressed”
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@theocean1985
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@BriannaWu @neocon53 Brianna Wu: the arbiter of who and who is not a proper Jew.
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@theocean1985
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@SamSeder @RubinReport *Bullwinkle voice* “uhhhh I don’t wanna debate Sam because uhhhhhhh he’s not a serious commentator like me uhhhh the guy who thinks Hungary would be a great place to raise my family.”
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@theocean1985
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@mattlieb “But you see Matt, the Lakota started a genocidal war against the Europeans and they lost or whatever.” — Brianna Wu probably
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@theocean1985
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@chescaleigh Tomi Lahren once liked one of my tweets. Caused an existential crisis. I think she probably just didn’t understand the sarcasm and thought I was agreeing with her. Still scary, though…
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@theocean1985
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@EricShapiro3 And they’ll blame it on the criticism, too.
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@theocean1985
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@kthalps Where’s the outrage from Joe Scarborough and Piers Morgan? Where’s Tom Cotton and Josh Hawley saying we need to send in the national guard?
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@theocean1985
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@LadyRoseofWales @GeorgeTakei @jk_rowling They have the internet now, Rose.
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@theocean1985
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@BriannaWu Keep conflating Zionists with Jews. That’s not antisemitic at ALL.
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@theocean1985
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@TheAlexSylvian Brilliant meditation on communication. Talk WITH each other, not PAST each other. I love this movie.
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@theocean1985
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@msolurin We can’t just use Genocide any time we want. It’s special. We can only use it when guests come over.
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@theocean1985
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@KathrynPaisner @ryangrim Cool story bro, is that what this organization did?
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@theocean1985
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@Katamac1967 If the DEA were arresting doctors who prescribed insulin like they did with opioids then yeah maybe diabetics would appear to “scream” and be “unhinged.” Step 1: Make people’s lives harder. Step 2: Call these people unhinged for being upset about it. Gaslighting.
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@theocean1985
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@edgarwright Understated praise. It is the single greatest film of all time and that can be proven with science. The jokes are clues, the red herrings are also just clues with misdirection instead of just misdirection. Not a single wasted line of dialogue, edit, set design, etc. simply brill
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@theocean1985
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@BriannaWu @Snakesan It’s not just you that is being affected by opening up Nazis to a wider audience by legitimizing them with debate. You are contributing to the mainstreaming of the far right by agreeing to debate.
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@theocean1985
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@wetwalrus31 This guy wasn’t featured nearly enough
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@BriannaWu It means you don’t support the concept of ethnostates.
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@theocean1985
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@Esqueer_ He’s just so pathetic
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@theocean1985
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@FilmBart Mussolini? The schoolteacher?
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@theocean1985
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@EmmaVigeland Bowman should run as an independent in the same district like Lieberman vs Lamont in the senate.
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@theocean1985
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The Lakota lost a war they started. It wasn’t land theft, they tried to genocide their European neighbors and they lost. See what a stupid genocidal cunt you sound like?
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For peace to happen, you need to accept the truth. Palestinians lost a war they started in 1948. It wasn’t land theft, they tried to genocide their Jewish neighbors and lost. War leads to tragedy, so it’s unwise to start them. The other truth is, Palestinians will never defeat
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@theocean1985
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@machineiv Joe Biden RN
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@theocean1985
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@nbcbayarea Two officers see a way to get paid disability leave.
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@theocean1985
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@OurielOhayon @MiddleEastEye If it was an active war zone why did the IDF say they were not operating in the area?
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@theocean1985
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@ChaoticGood42_ Same energy
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@taliaotg @SenSchumer Israel is just a smol defenseless little baby. It’s so scawy living so close to counties they keep bombing.
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@theocean1985
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@adamszym My single “my single is dropping” is dropping 🤣
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@theocean1985
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@SpeQx @RealLyndaCarter Do you understand how time works? She was alive when the game came out, and she’s alive now when it still exists, ergo she easily could be a player. Especially since she just said she is.
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@theocean1985
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@ryangrim “There are no Christians in Gaza.” That’s some Baghdad Bob level lies there.
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@theocean1985
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@IwriteOK This is STILL the first suggestion btw. Ahead of Jamie Loftus podcast. 🤣🤣🤣
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@theocean1985
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@MattLech I dare him to find a single example of that happening that isn’t because the mother would die or the baby is already dead or dying
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@taliaotg @JehadAbusalim @Aldanmarki She’s never read a book let alone finished an entire Wikipedia page.
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@theocean1985
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@RayyvanaTTV That “what have you accomplished” shit always says more about the asker than the subject. Material wealth does not equal self actualization, bros.
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@taliaotg @SenFettermanPA In fairness, it’s remarkably consistent for Fetterman who would probably chase MLK down his street with a shotgun.
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@theocean1985
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@jemelehill @charlescwcooke They keep saying it because they are the ideological inheritors of the belief that slavery was a civilizing institution.
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@EllieGabalus He could build the wall exactly like Trump wanted it and the GOP would still claim we have open borders. Why does he keep trying to meet these people?
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@machineiv I find it EXTREMELY unlikely that an English man born in the 1800’s would be racist.
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@moseskagan @BriannaWu Yes, something that happened 2500 years ago is definitely as relevant as something that happened 25 years before the Iranian revolution. Galaxy brain.
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@theocean1985
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@AriDrennen Chaya Raichik is a terrorist
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@KaoticLeftist “We have to move away from fossil fuels.” “Okay, then Nuclear.” “NO, some movie I saw made it scary!”
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@No7Sammy But they can always tell 🤣🙄
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@theocean1985
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@MisterClip @holyqueerit Who the fuck cares what makes you sad?
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@cosmepolitics Pictured: Ana any time Hasan comes up
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@theocean1985
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@ChadDKollas @PainNewsNetwork @Sen_JoeManchin @SenMarkey Citing the OPAL study. Fucking KNEW it! We all said this would happen.
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@theocean1985
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@jules_su @GinaCaCSR It wasn’t even necessarily the 80s. If they lived there around when Kelly was born, they’d have had that house since the mid 70s before mortgage interest rates skyrocketed. My dad bought a house making 18k/year at that time. This is VERY possible for the Bundy’s.
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@theocean1985
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@BillAckman @NaomiBiden That goalpost must be awfully heavy
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@KathrynPaisner @ryangrim I read every word, which you’d have known if you read my prior comments. Did YOU actually read it? Did you understand it? Because you seem to have a very loose grasp of what was contained in their statement and what the meaning and intent of it was, given your comments.
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@theocean1985
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@msolurin I went into law school wanting to be a champion for the little guy and walked out realizing that doesn’t pay off $150k in loans :(
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@theocean1985
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@AriDrennen @bimbotheory “No evidence” is right up there with “her lifelong best friend” as my favorite repeated deliberate historical falsehood about any historical queer person.
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@theocean1985
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@AnneNotation Wife has POTS and MCAS and we eat the fuck out of frozen food all the fucking time for what it’s worth. One person said frozen food is okay and immediately it was like “you want disabled people to die.” Like WTAF.
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@theocean1985
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@TheAlexSylvian People FINALLY accepted he was a truly great actor once In Bruges came around
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@coopercooperco “She was shaking like a shitting dog:” Do deliver that line with the pathos he did is astounding 🤣
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@theocean1985
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@BriannaWu I love this thing you do where you deliberately choose a fixed moment in time most convenient to your narrative in order to erase the context of why something happened. You have a four year old’s grasp of history.
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@kthalps You’d think Hamas killing 850+ civilians alone would be atrocity enough but you can’t manufacture consent for a genocide without atrocity porn so they have to say mass rape occurred or 40 babies were beheaded. And they still claim this. Because they aren’t done.
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@theocean1985
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@chescaleigh Be gay; do crimes.
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@robkorobkin If prescription opioids were ever the problem then why, after making them harder and harder to prescribe and fill, are MORE people overdosing? Almost as if the problem isn’t the prescription…
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@BriannaWu To be clear, Israel absolutely is a settler-colonial state.
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