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@ms_tryl
Ms Tryl
8 months
Me when the judge says “before we go over the instructions and closings with the jury, does the defense happen to have any motions?”
@RileeDHarrison
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When the jury submits the question “can we give the Plaintiff more than she asked for”?
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@ziibiing On vacation it’s like every hour, or at least I assume so based on how much underwear I pack every time.
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@insect_opera Congratulations. And be kind to yourself. We all have our demons, some of us just need a couple (hundred) extra therapy sessions to get rid of them.
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@AttyTash @msolurin Adderall and cocaine are cousins. Adderall and methamphetamine are sisters.
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@msolurin The cocaine dealer at my law school became a prosecutor. It infuriates me that this is a common comment by fellow attorneys about law school.
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3 years
@rain_thots @TrumpJew2 Hey rain! So the issue here is that once you’ve been asked to leave by the business owner, to continue to stay is considered trespassing, which is a crime. Hope this helps!
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@emilykmay Lots of people in your replies proving this theory by misunderstanding what you mean by second family 😂😂
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@wildtypedj @PastaPrimcess It’s a completely pointless process that only a tiny dicked man with no knowledge of the female body would as for and would only happen in a vaginal birth anyway.
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2 years
@attilathehoneyb @pinkobsesed @PopCrave Are they also pretend kissing and pretend groping? Just because his dick isn’t inside her vagina doesn’t mean that there isn’t stuff happening you wouldn’t want your husband doing.
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3 years
@Coconelly6 @msolurin @curlybeviie No one forgot. The state determined he is eligible to be released. So what’s the justification for needing an 8 pm curfew for someone they’ve deemed eligible? It’s infantilism, stupid, and counter productive.
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@Eddzrx @ThinDieselle Cool IT guy: something is happening such that you will shortly have to email us your computer password, be aware head IT guy will see it Me: cool thanks for the heads up (1 month later) Me: so my password is Fuck(Head IT guy’s name)2021
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@matt__enloe Sex is great but have you ever caught Elon Musk in a lie while testifying?
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2 years
@Adoleret @FilmThePoliceLA Waaaaahhhhhh I’ve been disrespected so I get to abuse my authority without repercussions waaaaahhhhhh
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@Panduendito FORKS dude. Forks.
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3 years
@blakeyrat @kenklippenstein @sexyfacts4u The significance is the sheer number of untested rape kits and “unsolvable” crimes yet they are rushing thru tests of milkshakes because an officer had an ouchie tummie.
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3 years
@twisterwit @biboofficial @diamondmolar No no….you’re correct. Home boy definitely disputed that charge later.
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@JunkieGeorgia @bellabee13 What lessons can he not pass down to his female children?
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6 months
@juanvenchy @xojeaux The point of his original video was that people in their 30s when we were kids looked old as hell, so we look good compared to what we expected. Then she went out and called him old and bitter while guessing his age being much less than he actually is.
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@WolfieVibes @evanrosskatz She wasn’t joking…
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7 months
@TriXorcist @AbortionChat So getting an abortion requires more proof than we require in a criminal trial before giving someone the death penalty. Interesting.
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3 years
@Coconelly6 @msolurin @curlybeviie Oh shit. You’re right. You totally got me. My bad dude. That 100% changes my perspective. 🙄🙄🙄
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@thunderxstorm07 @G_wuapbaby No the opposite. The greed is wanting the gifts, not the party. Have the party. Pay for it. Say no gifts and throw the boxes at anyone that brings one.
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@D_Radiance The ears look totally different
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2 years
@jswizzle42069 @wildtypedj @PastaPrimcess I literally just didn’t understand your word salad. A big dick man doesn’t need the daddy stitch; the literal point is to make the vagina opening smaller because dude is smaller. That you read negatively into a factual scenario is in your head babe.
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@TwiiterXVids @BeyondBeautiful Prenatal DNA testing has come a long way and it’s not dangerous anymore. They can test from blood drawn from mom now. It’s expensive though.
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3 years
@gonebadkitty No thanks!
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@tbonetommy39 @3r1nG They intended for their product to cause cancer and didn’t tell people using it? Wow.
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5 months
@dirtbagqueer This is going to blow your mind but we also watched the towers fall on 9/11 on live tv on a tv on rollers.
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2 years
@b_bickerstaff @JxckSweeney @elonmusk 1) it’s public info 2) free speech unless rich guy doesn’t like it doesn’t sound like what he’s been preaching
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1 year
@voresbian Wait what??? They have literally made legal policy based on this. Lol.
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5 months
Hey PDs, did you know that people with ADHD get a dopamine hit from fighting/arguing with people? Just saying. Get tested.
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Excuse me while I follow any lawyer On Here who’s also open about having adhd because you are fabulous and I want to be friends 💕
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@ColdGoddess22 @fairybrandmuva_ @SheRA_Joyner Lawyers have 2 duties: the duty of client confidentiality and the attorney client privilege. They are 2 different things. That means that our convos are private AND we are to keep our clients shit to ourselves. Even public records aren’t our place to be blasting on the internet.
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@inreGray What’s the additional fee for? Running the vacuum over the places they would (or should) be doing anyway? I have a GS and she sheds A LOT so we have to vacuum constantly. but if you’re vacuuming anyway… it’s literally the same amount of time. Lol
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@LolOverruled Well John, I’m morbidly depressed, anxious about my family and whether I’ll be able to keep a job I convinced myself was my entire personality from the time I was 20, and I’m pretty sure y’all are intentionally trying to get me to quit by putting me thru this agony. How are you?
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2 years
@jzux Imagine thinking the bar tested competence in trial or even as a lawyer in general.
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@richmintz @dalaimo13 It’s not about math. It’s about the fact that hearing someone say something like that should not change your political leaning if you are actually “pretty far left.”
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@AdamMantine @JohnTeufelNYC 1. What you described is not “imminent” force about to be used against the train passengers 2. Prior acts of violence by the victim that are unknown to the suspects are not able to be used as justification for use of deadly force. Hope this helps!
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@KarazazuN @anylaurie16 They started making people pay to choose even normal seats when tickets are purchased together and people don’t want to.
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@iliyan_jivraj @QQ88168791 @clare_stagg If this was a private company there would already be a class action for breech of contract. Lol
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@dalaimo13 Best test for whether you have adhd is to take adhd meds. If you get hyper, you don’t have it. If your brain finally shuts the fuck up and you’re like holy shit I can actually read 5 paragraphs and I’m willing to call my dentist to make that appt I’ve been putting off…bad news…
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@poedoepie @maggieNYT THIS. like, it’s too late? What’s even the point now??
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2 years
@_chismosa_ Can confirm. Not a rich thing I don’t think, mostly a white thing.
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5 months
@nostalgiafkninc Uhhhhhhhh. Do you know who you posted a photo of? It seems like you don’t.
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@MrPits @BarExamTutor It’s true I do all my legal analysis based on what I remember in my head and don’t do legal research.
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1 year
@DrKarlynB I’m sorry but, your calling this a fight and it’s not. If they were both going back and forth, yeah. But they aren’t. She’s grey rocking and using connection wording to bring him back to normal. This isn’t normal couple fighting dude.
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@AKarensVoice @thefurlinator Labor violations are fine if it’s a prezzy campaign 🎉✨💕🥰 You have lost the plot dude.
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@network_caring @ECritty Stealing is taking something without permission. They sent it to her, so they gave her permission. Happy to clear that up for you 😘
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@TheRicoStandard @RyanMarino @drmaggiesa If I buy you a sub sandwich and it gives you food poisoning, is that my fault?
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@erikstrattonkw @ask_aubry That’s what he wants. Don’t give him what he wants.
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@DecolonizeKant @herosnvrdie69 It doesn’t have to be on purpose to be a crime.
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@HELLA_GIRTH @slabaybay @CasanovaCed TWO?!? I just cried in california.
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@LifeNewsToo Ectopic pregnancies would like a word…
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@ktown_scorpio @attilathehoneyb @pinkobsesed @PopCrave For what it’s worth I also dry hump people for money and my partner doesn’t get to care because it’s my job. So. I have no skin in the game 😘
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@j29464 @SethBarronNYC @RyanMarino Doctors love fentanyl because it is actually super useful and helpful. The medical board will hopefully tell you this after they stop laughing at you.
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@Jaspell @LizCGil If transit isn’t necessary to do the job, why should it be required to have the job? And why is time only money when it’s billable? Time is also money when it’s negative money. $5 on Postmates fees to not leave the house. $55 on dog walkers so I don’t have to do it. Etc etc
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@oMaelmacasa @KDigsTheWorld @sdx76 @bonnyaye @hello__caitlin Everyone should get the same amount as the person making the highest hourly wage on the jury.
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@katimcf My home town sees your $400k and laughs
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@brianthehuman @MagicalSashimi It’s the straightest way to say not straight if that makes sense lol
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3 years
@Matthew_Sussis @issielapowsky Before I answer that question , I first want to thank the Congresswoman from New York for convening this hearing. And thank you Congresswoman Waters for that very thoughtful question. So, to answer your question, I would have to start by saying that my company opened because....
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@reduced2ablurb @francisxwolf Most the food you will get from door dash started the day frozen.
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@halpphoenix @WrittenByHanna In my 20s my best friend and I would make up lives whenever we went out. She was a hippie dippy type, often went with a palm reader. She would take guys hands, tell them about the love line, etc. she’d get to the life line, close their hand and say “I hope you enjoy your night.”
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@LolOverruled I have only bad advice to offer: Sometimes I chant “you’re a badass and you can do this, but you also deserve breaks, don’t forget that part” to myself in the mirror while I get ready. Other days I honestly answer the question “how are you doing” when my boss asks, which is fun.
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@realdanielmoon @Jmellado24 @ComplexSneakers @Complex Christians: (forces their religion down everyone’s throats including satan) LNX: oooo I like this red dude Christians: no not like that
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3 years
@emanuelgenie @ajiswriting Not sure how to explain to you that men can also be the person experiencing relationship violence.
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@annamc___ @yvesandthemoon Can you answer one question? Why doesn’t she sue TMZ or other websites with lots of money that post photos and stories in real time of where she is?
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2 years
@turretboi @MakiElbow @ErinInTheMorn We don’t let the court do things underhandedly just because we agree with the outcome for a good reason. And that reason is that they will do things underhandedly to do things we don’t agree with.
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@stacarter @jayblackisfunny Do you trust drs or not? Pick one.
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@emanuelgenie @ajiswriting The tweet says nothing about a man versus a woman. It says survivors. And the tweet is specifically saying to not come to the comments to push any kind of narrative, which you then immediately did. Is it impossible to allow someone to express solidarity? Damn.
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@DilaudidQ The human head is med school’s heavily gerrymandered district
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@kara_okeefe Admitting this online with an MD in your username was really quite a choice
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@chriswithans @footballfan8774 @rocketmanh @gruuble @martinsean @phn1x There is a system in place at every bar ever: leave the change on the bar, that’s the tip.
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@feistyflaneur @jewishfrogg @mattshanahan1 @NotGeauxGabby If there was a simple shot that could virtually guarantee that if I did get in a car accident I wouldn’t get hurt I would simply just DO THAT
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@dreamsofskies I realized when my dr told me to write down my thoughts for a day and I didn’t last 20 minutes.
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@NewsTopG @TheEcho13 @The_Logic_Voice @RobertColtrain Being charged with something means literally nothing. Do you have proof of a conviction? Then the courts don’t say she stole a million dollars.
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@LeaveHeardAlone @Chocolate_Notre Died twice reading this one
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@babblingfringe @JerzSuccubus @ActualHistorian @billm9 @cad6711 @swirlOsquirrel @DaniRabaiotti But if we just let people order whenever they want, one hoarder in Seattle will abuse it therefore we must infantilize the entire country.
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@meghanncuniff Yes. Absolutely everything about that claim screamed attempt for a quick and easy payout.
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@Airixmyth @DavidZipper @USDOT @FastCompany Personal cars are not emergency vehicles. Hope this helps!
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@ImaPrivate @JamiraBurley “It’s unfair to give people universal health care because I’ve had to pay healthcare costs in the past, which made me unable to pay for other things” “It’s unfair to make child care more accessible because I’ve had to pay high childcare costs in the past…” Etc etc till I die
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@kmsardar @broghaaan If you want tits so bad get them yourself. No one is stopping you.
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@vegarover @ctrlsinn @betcheswildin It’s impossible to tell what’s satire on this app anymore
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1 year
@10TV Cool! Wasting government resources is cute!!
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1 year
And public defenders said LOL no
@keegan_hamilton
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How bad is the court staffing crisis in LA County? Public defenders were allegedly told to stop raising competency concerns about mentally ill clients. And that's just the tip of the iceberg in this piece by @JamesQueallyLAT via @latimes
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@RizzleTheFirst @cons_owned Yeah Elon has more fan boys that are weird. That must mean it’s not funny anymore.
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2 years
@OriginaLaserEye @D_Zan_ @DrewAfualo This is today’s “my girlfriend goes to the high school in the next town over and she would never come to one of our parties because you guys are such losers.”
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@MuellerSheWrote Even the NY Post wrote an article slamming Hunter and their smoking gun was a joke of an e-mail that didn’t mean anything. Big headline, nothing substantive. The GOP way.
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2 years
@nojumper Putting your watermark on someone’s else’s tweets is a choice.
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2 years
@buffsblg @imillhiser Neither did anyone else on SCOTUS until they were on SCOTUS? There is a logical reason for having them retire and if the issue is that we need women on the court, I’m sure there are plenty of 40 year old brilliant women that can replace them.
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@CharlesFLehman Hiding a gun is different than telling your client to assert their constitutional rights. Hope this helps.
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4 years
@gibsoncage70 @CFCJIMMY14 @JoeBiden That’s why they said every true American lolz
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@thefuzz247 @DrunkUncleATX @Tesla @elonmusk It’s Tesla insurance dude. The company doing the insurance is Tesla.
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3 years
What blows my mind about the #Rittenhouse verdict is that so many people have said, in the same tweet, that the system got this outcome wrong b/c it benefits white supremacy & that we should make the law more strict/criminalize more behavior as if that won’t do the same.
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@BrosBalena @ABC7 Helps him batter a woman that, turns out, wasn’t stealing after a manager told him to leave her alone? Why would anyone help HIM?
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@elizabethwern11 @mxtaliajane The less death thing is pretty nice tho
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@brianrdhamm @t_NYC The issue is glorifying working when people shouldn’t be. Hope this helps!
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@stodiodio @allis0nr_ Not a single question mark in your tweets babe.
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4 years
@OuchMyNardz @StreetWatchLA Depreciation of property over humans. God bless America.
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3 years
@MikeBuresh @foxmike90 You don’t just yell over them so the court reporter can’t take anything down and no one can hear anything? No wonder the bench is always mad at me.
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