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mrsmakeup

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2 months

Right. Showered, slap on… can I be arsed to do this…?

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10 days

Wish me luck

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3 years

@PoliticsForAlI @thetimesscot Who’d have thought letting teenage boys into the girls’ toilets would lead to trouble? 🤔

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4 months

Got my hair done

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9 months

Work selfie as I actually did my hair today

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mrsmakeup

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17 days

Off to writer school. Obviously I also have a Big Scarf

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27 days

I’ve been out. Abroad!

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10 days

Chilling

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4 years

@MegNumbers @davey Yes, and you also require tech to access government agencies. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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3 months

Been rocking a seventies vibe today

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3 years

@PoliticsForAlI It doesn’t work. We’ve had this in Scotland all along. No difference. Bizarre.

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mrsmakeup

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2 months

No fighting today, as working. But from home, so clean hair at last 😂

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mrsmakeup

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3 months

Treated myself to a Victoria Beckham eyeliner, and the hype is worth it

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5 months

That’s better

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2 months

Feeling proper chilled

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3 years

@francesbarber13 I’m really impressed you’ve said this

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5 months

Day one of the neighbours’ pressure washing. Last year they pressure washed in total for 21 full days over the course of the summer. I vowed I’d be serene this year. I WANT TO KILL THEM

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4 years

@Docstockk My boy is a strapping boxer now. When he was wee he did makeup and nail polish and wore my heels. Never once did I consider him a girl. It’s all part of a rounded childhood

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4 months

New glasses, picked them up post gym

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4 years

@sentientbomb Thank you, this is genius. As a bonus, it also works on teachers, as I found out by accident

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2 months

Had a shower after Thai, cos, jeez 🍅😂 16 thought I had my belly out, never seen such relief as when he saw it was a belt 😂

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4 months

I had a very nice day yesterday. And a great night. And I have my new car 😊

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5 months

First train. Good morning

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4 years

@Docstockk Just ensure you have the fourteen matched wines and it won’t matter what you cook

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4 months

GrandpaJanusxuk

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4 months

How do you look in black? Not what you were expecting huh?

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4 years

@EveningStandard In Scotland it’s ok as long as there’s no background music

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9 months

Heading home. Cheered up by plum lipstick and my lovely scarf 😊

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4 months

Out for a drink in the sun in beautiful Dumfries and Galloway

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3 years

@Dr_Ellie It would be horrible to have only masked visitors. Expressions and smiles are needed for proper human interaction. And difficult to assess people without seeing faces. They should go ASAP

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mrsmakeup

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4 years

@Stoviesplz @AWumman Me too. I’ve spent hours and hours on the internet sorting them out food and supplies from shops and volunteers to avoid travelling. But now I’m really wondering why I bother when these people just ignore all of it.

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mrsmakeup

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3 years

@EssexPR This seems clear now. It’s weird. I want my life back

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1 month

I’ve escaped from the hairdresser

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2 months

There’s no tv, so I’m lounging where it would be and telling 22 she’s lucky

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21 days

16 is naturally academic, but also studied very hard, and has smashed his exams. I’m a proud mother today 😊

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@mrsmaquillage

8 months

Tonight, I am going actually clubbing for the first time. I’m 54. Pray for me @SubClub

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@mrsmaquillage

5 months

Since when is it acceptable to swim widths in a public pool? Tutting at length swimmers. Is this now ok?

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@mrsmaquillage

3 months

I’m really liking my new kimono thing. Had to skip Thai and hide gammy foot, so decided to distract with velvet

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@mrsmaquillage

3 years

@seanjonesqc A colleague to a cop: Are you some sort of firearms expert? You can guess the answer

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@mrsmaquillage

1 month

For some reason, today I did myself up as an expat called Pam, who cackles “make mine a large one” over morning g&ts

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3 months

Of course, I had to glam up for the ballet

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1 year

Welll, this is nice

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5 months

Face after my fifth Muay Thai class this week. Not bad for an old bird

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3 years

@EssexPR I can’t take more of this

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mrsmakeup

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2 months

Tried out my new blue liner, but all I can see is my elderly aunt, not the foxy modern look I was hoping for 🙈

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1 year

Self altered frock 😊 Off out for a couple

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mrsmakeup

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3 years

So, in Scotland to get into a nightclub you will have to show, by law, a document containing your address to random doormen. Massive safety issues as well as moral ones.

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mrsmakeup

@mrsmaquillage

4 years

@DHSCgovuk @PHE_uk I think you mean the male sex.

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@mrsmaquillage

4 years

@ChrisMusson If we’re to be locked up again, and our children isolated and uneducated, we need daily vaccination statistics and 24/7 vaccination centres. This is just not good enough. They’ve had months to plan for this. Journalists need to be pressing them.

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@mrsmaquillage

8 months

The view from the bedroom

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mrsmakeup

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6 months

This is me looking happy in my new to me little car that I bought to spare me the anxiety of my Freelander and its random issues. Two minutes later a warning tyre pressure light came on. Fuck fuck fuck Occasionally I really miss being married 🙈 Blue tasks

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4 years

@Jad3yLady Mine was when I found out he’d paid to go on the M6 toll road whilst on a weekend shagging his new bird. Always too tight to pay when he was with me. Crushed

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@mrsmaquillage

7 months

You know you’re in the presence of a classy woman when the pocket of her work coat contains a chip fork

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@mrsmaquillage

7 months

My new makeup technique went better today, I think. Disguising the fact that I’m Very Grumpy

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@mrsmaquillage

7 months

Dolled up to go out!

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@mrsmaquillage

3 months

Historic day. I went into Aldi for one thing. I bought only that one thing

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7 months

A day of working from home. Used the time between for neglected self care, like a blow dry, beauty stuff, and dull chores that have been getting on top of me 😊

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@mrsmaquillage

10 months

Bored chauffeur

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1 year

Excuse the post gym look, but I have new shiny silvery hair!

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4 months

Blue skies in Greenock!

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1 year

Everything is a bit pants. But always improved by a flowery dress

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5 months

I wore this lovely dress for lunch. However… the sparkly gold in the sleeves is unbearably itchy! It will have to go 🙈

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6 months

@lokiscottishrap You can’t even book an appointment for the future at mine. Fight to the death at 8.30 only. Even if for routine matter

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3 years

@_KKWWFC Small cars in car parks. You think you have spied a space, but no! Bloody small car in there

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8 months

I’m excited by my new hair!

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4 years

@dobbo_m @NicolaSturgeon So you’re complaining about other people being on the roads you were on...??

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8 months

Gardening/tattoo Twitter! This was the start of my arm tattoo, when fresh. Now time to add more plants. Any suggestions to go with the honeysuckle?

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4 months

Kirsty Custard

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4 months

No cheating, last selfie. #OOTD

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10 months

Ends sorted

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8 months

Scrubbed up for work today as combining it with a hot lunch date with an actual NHS angle 💕

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1 month

I do have a head. Albeit a massive round one MRH™️

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2 years

Wholesome day

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@mrsmaquillage

10 days

Met a lovely work colleague in person for the first time, I told her she was much less stern than she sounded in the phone (she’s gorgeous) and she told me I was unexpectedly glamorous. So a good day all round 😃

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7 months

@CallumBruceSNP I have known Nicola since I was in a deleted WhatsApp group with her when she was 16 and I know exactly how honest and upstanding she is

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3 months

So. I have some holiday ideas now I’ve sorted all my dad’s estate. The first one is that I’d like a Hermes scarf, so I’m going to go to Paris to buy it. Like a film

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@mrsmaquillage

11 months

Off out for food, drinks and a band

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@mrsmaquillage

2 months

Did have to wrap up this morning 🥶 🌧️

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2 years

January 22 to December 22. I feel so much better, and unexpectedly happy for the first time ever

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2 months

Goose

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QT a pic of you in a hat

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3 years

@AyoCaesar @BBCWomansHour Or perhaps we could hear from, you know, women?

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2 months

Fought a twelve year old girl for the best Colin

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4 months

More healthy lamb wraps tonight. My child is a lucky boy. No accident he’s 6’5

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@mrsmaquillage

4 months

One thing I have learned from being a parent to a boy, is that sometimes men very much just want peace and no fuss and it’s not cause they don’t love you

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mrsmakeup

@mrsmaquillage

2 months

About five minutes ago. Knackered but, hey 🤷🏼‍♀️

Mitch "Never been a racing snake"

@_MM1965_

2 months

Reply or QT with a pic the last time you felt sassy/saucy/sexy! (Don't reply saying "oh I never felt sexy either)

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mrsmakeup

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5 months

Ventured out today! Gallery and lunch. All while dressed as a pirate with a hint of cherry

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©ol

@Bigshirtlesscol

7 months

How old will you turn this year? 53 in October.

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@mrsmaquillage

4 years

@JohnSwinney I can’t even tell my 12 year old when he can get back into school. He’s so sad. This is totally unacceptable and there is no evidence for it.

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mrsmakeup

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16 days

So. Writing class… the teacher said my little opening gambit was brilliant, met some really interesting people. A young chap said I should do Audible readings😂 He and I have bonded and are signing up for the full course ☺️

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5 months

I’m out watching all the actual fighters from the gym. I must look really rough when I’m training as no one recognises me here, all done up 😂

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3 years

@ScottishGroup The Scottish Government really hates hospitality. Feel for you guys.

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mrsmakeup

@mrsmaquillage

3 years

@bindelj Is there a “Please don’t make me think about other people’s sexual preferences” week?

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mrsmakeup

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2 years

It’s an afternoon for a beer, a fag, and a shag ☀️

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@mrsmaquillage

2 years

@CostaCoconuts Rees Mogg

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mrsmakeup

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2 months

If anyone is too hot, simply move to Scotland where we are back in winter

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mrsmakeup

@mrsmaquillage

1 month

Right. I’ve realised I’m hanging on to far too much stuff from the past and for a life that’s not happening now. So, time to declutter. Starting today 💪💪

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mrsmakeup

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1 month

Another great photo from last night!😂