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House ⚔️ gf haver

@mrmatthouse

5 years

when some dude replies to your egirl first

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House ⚔️ gf haver

@mrmatthouse

7 months

174 pictures of my girl and 1 empty in case I find a cool rock

7/11 Truther

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4 years

What would you keep in the 175 pocket jacket?

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17 days

moo deng is a lifestyle icon and i need all of yall to get onboard: - inexplicably moist at all times - slightly blurry in most photos - probably screaming or sleeping - round

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10 months

puffer snoopy you have to stop. ur jacket too puffy, your icing lines too clean, your beanie too cozy. they’ll eat you

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10 months

puffer snoopy u can eat :•)

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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5 years

rolliepollies be like fuck it we ball

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9 months

pour up (josh), head shot (josh) sit down (josh), stand up (josh) pass out (josh), wake up (josh) faded (josh), faded (josh)

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4 years

give a man a baja and he blasts for a day, teach a man to baja and he blasts for a lifetime

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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5 years

1485, Hernán Cortés:

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i wish i could steal things from amazon

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5 years

@cottoncandaddy fellas is it gay to use a knife

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5 years

@meme_messiah_ the rest of the marvel cinematic universe

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4 years

pathetic.

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9 months

@TheDrunkJake lady in front of my ordered a Starbucks drink with 8 pumps of different flavors on top of whatever it already had lmao my eyebrows just kept going up as she kept listing things

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9 months

@gazpachomachine therapist pissed as hell rn

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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6 years

@crunchyslice I will emerge at the end of a month with a powerful raccoon ally and enough money to build my own bunker. I don’t see the downside?

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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5 years

@tbcstan they have been doing social distancing for centuries they’re fine

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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2 years

@youngtiddy a king needs his crown

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3 years

this scene gave me chills

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@cooIboobs knocking at the bottom edge of the door to show dominance

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2 years

@generalslug holding an ethereal pose until your neck muscles grow in lopsided challenge

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4 years

@theb0tfather a woman with no tastebuds is a red flag for me

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5 years

call me epstein, nobody believes I’m hung

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ibopfufen

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1 year

"sir, the shower food review guy dropped his plate of indian food in the shower"

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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2 months

@pinkcloudbummer damn we are gonna get you a better hat for next time king

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5 years

@hannahabstract ok lots of issues here but why is she using the outside of the bag??? that shit is not clean lol

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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5 years

twitter is just hot singles not in your area

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3 years

@dril they/thilf

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4 years

@MachinePix @brihindthescene get out of the way kid it’s my turn to use the brain swing

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3 years

aunt may? more like aunt would

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2 years

@bobbyteriyaki gay science

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4 years

@_21Average_ shaving a slit in your eyebrow

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5 years

@Keally22 tiddie wiring 💀

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7 months

@KLobstar sowing reaping etc lmao

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3 years

@badboychadhoy holy shit your taste buds gonna be burned out by 35 lmao

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2 years

@A12120NA he IS the thin blue line

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1 year

going to buy some eggs

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1 year

going to buy some eggs

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House ⚔️ gf haver

@mrmatthouse

5 years

who tf addicted to photoshop lmao

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6 years

Which addiction is yours?

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5 years

@bratmilf @notkombuchagirl save them wtf hurry

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5 months

@yeahitspepple caprisun in the grass might fix me

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4 years

@brielle_ad @imbabyfr bro keeps licking those fingers lmaoo

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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3 years

goth moth goth moth goth moth

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5 years

@byefromthecry got plenty of those on my cargo shorts

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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2 years

congrats to the scientists who achieved energy positive fusion, I achieved positive and energetic fusion with your moms last night

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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2 years

@fandtheny @ronnui_ like hell we can’t they did surgery on a banan

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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5 years

kinda sucks that we have a sex number (nice) and a weed number (nice) but not a pasta number (mama mia)

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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1 year

@Seamus_Malek and they want to blame their financial issues on account sharing lmao

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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6 years

@cottoncandaddy this is abcrd

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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2 years

@SatarrahS @h_aley no it’s always embarrassing

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2 years

@BadMovieRising @kylebuchanan confusing how lmao

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5 years

@HentaiPoIice do you have a link cuz I’m curious but not that curious

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6 months

@BisqueBoi oh I’m sorry I didn’t realize we were talking about Cinema™️

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4 years

@hannystyles69 all the essentials

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5 years

@snoopdogfanpage fair

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1 year

@ProfessorGetter can this man run just one business without impregnating an employee 😭

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5 years

@jennyynieman let’s go out for thigh food

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1 year

@huntychan the artist who spent a month of their life braiding those damn hairs: 😕

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5 years

it’s always kyle plant emoji give me money and never kyle plant emoji give me love and affection

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@mrmatthouse

5 years

look at my stupid plant :)

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3 years

@pitbull @GrittyStallion @TheMostBadOnes thank you for your tireless contributions to equality mr worldwide

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3 years

@Godhandjobs @kinkykimchi that’s just a person

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2 years

@__femb0t @Hanarchy4theUK hot boy/girl summer? no. hot summer knights

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5 years

@JackKennedy the heavy labored breathing really makes it

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4 months

@MagpieMarii most refreshing alien design in forever

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10 months

@meanlore do not let the gaylors see this

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5 years

shitposting liking it with my alts

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1 year

@Anabell32406707 how could anyone miss that the fire family was asian inspiration lmao

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House ⚔️ gf haver

@mrmatthouse

6 years

I bet I’d have a gf by now if I owned more swords

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House ⚔️ gf haver

@mrmatthouse

2 months

I wish I had enough followers to just post this and everyone would comment “this is the way”

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2 years

@violinbug moose

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5 years

@41Strange rt if you just wanna be held like that

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4 years

@rudy_mustang *clarinet nerds have entered the chat*

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@lily_lxndr put the pinky up

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2 years

@FrickinDelanie let him decorate

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House ⚔️ gf haver

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4 years

Not one subway sandwich artist ran into the WTC on 911. Remember that.

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4 years

Not one NFL player ran into the WTC on 911. Remember that. Cops did.

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@mrmatthouse

5 years

@cal_gif I’m deeply disappointed in him and you can tell him that

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@discotits69 he didn’t deserve it 😤

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2 years

@moosechildd oop

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2 years

@agc1901 @savbrads @gaydummy1337 secret third thing

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3 years

@DanielRuizOcho1 @dril grammar these nuts

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1 year

@notsosombersar the trinity of gay son thot daughter and milf mom

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1 year

@eelmom love what they’re doing with the place

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1 year

@cosmichoneyy_ congrats on dating mr monopoly or whatever 😭

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5 years

I see the #bensolochallenge trending and no one is doing any spin moves which is a core tenet of the jedi as far as I can tell

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4 years

@stringmousey do NOT shame him he’s doing his best

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5 years

@FlimfloomVEVO anyone else horny from the sheer amount of power in that machine? 👀

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4 years

@cassthevirgin I’m just gonna lay here and enjoy the view for a while

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@Carzonfye literally the only thing wrong with the web browser site is the constant popups that send you to the app

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5 years

@wheresKJ @josephcorcoran points were made

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5 years

fuck a follower challenge: - sinful (straight to hell) - difficult if you’re ugly - overdone and unoriginal fight a follower challenge: - honorable duel - everyone holding a sword is hot - illegal (even cooler)

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4 years

@bedbugemoji not as much as he likes that cow

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