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Bargey

@mrbargearse

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 months

So. Not a recent immigrant, religious or whatever else the cooked cunts claimed. But a 40 year old sack of shit from Toowoomba that specifically targeted women. Have a good look at yourselves boys. Do you have anger issues? Esp against females? Seek help now. Don't be him.

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@mrbargearse

3 months

#Origin

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@mrbargearse

1 year

#Ashes #AfterLife

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

1 year

Enjoy #Ashes23

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

Old mate with the trolley in Bourke Street, what a legend. He needs that trolley to carry his massive balls.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

2 years

This may be my favourite sports photo ever.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

1 year

Phil Gould bagged the Newcastle Knights for letting a player go to Bali on a bye week off during the season. His entire squad, coaches, trainers etc are heading there now. While that player and the rest of the Newcastle Knights are preparing for finals. Makes you think 🤔

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@mrbargearse

1 month

Getting American fans on your side in preparation for Vegas 25. Smart.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

@LisaMHancox @Kleenex_UK I hate to say it @Kleenex_UK , but @LisaMHancox is spot on here. Why not be completely honest and tell all everyone the real truth? 🤦‍♂️

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

1 month

When you're 5 minutes late to Canterbury Bulldogs training

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What is this?

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

2 months

Could this have been avoided if he was wearing headgear, @nrlphysio ?

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

A week's a long time in Rugby League to be a fan of some clubs.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

3 years

BREAKING: With BMoz, Friend and Cordner retiring, the Roosters now have a reported $9.6 million available of their allotted $9.02 million salary cap.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 years

Imagine telling your grand kids you got tasered at a Big W during the great poo paper panic of 2020.

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5 years

A Tamworth man has been tasered by police this morning after getting into an argument over toilet paper at a Big W store. #9News

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 years

Things @Twitter needs to sort: 1. ALWAYS LATEST TWEETS FIRST, nobody wants a random assortment picked for them. 2. EDIT BUTTON, just make it happen. 3. "This Tweet is unavailable", just don't show the fucking thing.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

4 months

I can't believe that the Simpsons predicted the latest Kenty stoush

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

Dear @FOXNRL , A few years ago you had a red button option where you could choose to go with commentary or without and just crowd sounds. Any chance you could bring that back? Sincerely, Pretty much everyone.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 months

"We cross to the Broncos Coach's box" #NRLBroncosCowboys

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 years

10 months ago.... "Game in crisis: Drunken players nude in public🤬" Today.... "Players that haven't scored a try should get drunk and nude in public😂" Ladies & gentlemen, I present to you the NRL media.

Fox League

@FOXNRL

5 years

Nudie run: Time running out for 51 tryless NRL stars. ⏰😂 With just two rounds remaining in the regular season, time is running out for a host of NRL players. 👉

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

2 years

Imagine if there was a team that absolutely gave it to Parramatta on the field, then celebrated winning a premiership by getting fully plastered, yet while somehow still managing to maintain their class and dignity. Oh yeah, there was...

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

2 years

If we look at this graphic, every team that lost in the #NRL this week is based entirely within the marked area. This phenomenon is known as the Ring of Failure.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 years

Need something to finish off that man cave? Why not do it in style by honouring a 'top effort' by a club great that hasn't given up at all. Priced to perfectly fit his game stats at $8011.00, this will sell out fast. Get in fast, it's fittingly limited to a run of 1.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 years

#NRLStormRaiders

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

3 years

Hi everyone. Jarryd Hayne can get fucked. That is all.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

4 years

Americans never grew up with the guiding wisdom of Sgt Tom Croydon and it shows.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

1 year

Imagine wanting to boot a player as a turncoat for signing with Union next year, while welcoming SBW to mentor your young players.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

1 year

Controversial take: Yeo is just Aaron Woods with better press.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 months

Someone tell the yanks that escorts are penalised in Rugby League

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

2 years

@_DHOTYA ...and the flock of birds that were flying past in a V formation all saluted while squawking the tune to "Wind beneath my wings"

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

Braith Anasta: "The sin bin ruins the spectacle." No mate fuckwits being offside & giving away multiple penalties ruins the spectacle.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

3 years

Thank you to everyone for their good wishes today. Sorry for snobbing you today, been a little distracted... HOY FUCK WE GOT MARRIED AND DRUNK

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

How good were Human Nature at the Blues launch yesterday? #Origin

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

Wow, finally some renovations for Brookvale. New turnstile to be installed in 2019.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

Buzz opens with "In 2020 Nathan Cleary will join his brother, Ivan at the Wests Tigers" Graham Hughes then 'corrects' him with "Son" And we're off to a good start. #CockheadCorner

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

7 years

How do you tell if Kimi is happy, sad or angry? #askcrofty #MonacoGP

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

3 years

Remember kids...

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

1 year

Remember kids, if your life is being threatened, police recommend you set up a camera in the middle of a footy stadium, take a pic, put a filter on it, post it on social media with decent rap and a caption that calls working class people "idiots", then have your coach explain it.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 years

Conspiracies around the globe: America: "Tell us who really shot JFK!" England: "Tell us what really caused Princess Di's car crash!" Australia: "Tell us if ScoMo really shat his pants at Engadine Maccas in 1997!"

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

2 years

Looks like a meeting of all the St George players that have been to court in the last 5 years

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

Having eaten a Chloe in the past. Rating: 10/10 would eat her again.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

1 year

When mum won't buy you the Mars bar at the checkout at Woollies

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

2 years

@swandane @rtralphy

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

3 years

If you have to shout "I'M VERY POWERFUL!" at a small business owner, chances are you aren't.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

1 year

TickPick

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1 year

Who was your favorite duo in professional sports?

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

1 year

"There's Jackson Hastings, he'll feature heavily in the next game" -Fox NRLW commentator. Game's in 45 minutes and he's on the sideline eating a pie & chips, champ. He's not playing.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

4 years

Who the fuck invites 600+ people to a wedding? Do you think you're Elton John or something?

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

4 years

I'm no fan of either bloke, but if you're seriously blaming Nick Politis over the Sam Burgess story, you are an absolutely fucked, tinfoil hat wearing unit. Wow 😳

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

10 months

England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺

@TheBarmyArmy

1 year

Bookmark this: England will win the ODI World Cup on the 19th of November this year.

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@mrbargearse

1 year

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 years

Does Clint Gutherson know any rules of the game? Fuck he whinges and is wrong 90% of the time.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 years

In court.

Triple M NRL

@TripleM_NRL

5 years

Where do you see the Sharks finishing in 2019?

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

4 years

If you know both reasons why this footage is famous in Australia, you're an old cunt. Just like me.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

1 year

That's quite impressive. Cant wait to see the crowd at an AFL international match.

Nick Quinn

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1 year

After two games this #AFL season the total crowd attendance is 174,697 The entire Round 1 NRL attendance was 147,836 📸 @kirri71961366 @MCG

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 years

From what I understand, everyone was consenting & of legal age. But if you can't see any issue with NRL players picking up girls on an official club PR visit to a school & taking them back to a hotel for sex, grab yourself a mirror and have a good hard look. Over to you, Clarkey

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@mrbargearse

1 year

"But your honour, the Tigers won 2 games in a row, then Bradman fucking Best went to Bali on a bye week. You can clearly see the amount of stress I was under!"

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

2 years

That's Woody from Toy Story with all accessories

Joey R Johnson

@Johnson__joey

2 years

Katy, 41, says she moved from California to Texas to escape the restrictive gun laws

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

11 months

I'm old enough to remember when people were angry that Kalyn Ponga won the Dally M by only playing 2/3 of a season, in the same year they were happy with Nathan Cleary winning a Clive Churchill medal by being good for 17 minutes of a game.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

4 years

People are bitching about using a vaccine that's been prepared to the nth degree by highly qualified scientists, then will go to Maccas and scoff down a Quarter Pounder thrown together by a 16yo that hasn't washed his hands in a month.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

3 years

"Oi cunt! Where you want me to drop this container of chicken fillets?"

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

4 years

NRL WAGs at WAG meetings:

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

WTF is this shit? Just found Shawshank in the @Foxtel online store. Paying for platinum package +a box in an extra room and I've still got to pay $3.95 to rent a 24 year old fucking movie?

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 years

An actual conversation I just had with a customer. Customer: "Hi, I bought this from your shop over 2 years ago. I don't like it and would like my money back at today's value because they've gone up $10." Me: "No." Customer: "Cunt." Me: "Get out." Bring on the comet, end us.

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@mrbargearse

6 years

Phil has simply made an offer that Ivan will find difficult to pass up. The full use of Penrith's finest and most luxurious automobile, rather than having to use public transport like the Tigers were offering. Here they are taking it for a family test drive.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 years

Little known fact: Braith Anasta commentating on Good Friday is the reason Jesus went along with the crucifixion. #NRLBulldogsSouths

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

1 year

To all the people whinging and complaining about missing out on Taylor Swift tickets. The Foo Fighters are playing in town ON MY BIRTHDAY and was I able to get tickets? No. Did I get upset and carry on like a little bitch? Yes. Does this tweet have a point? No. Carry on.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

The emotional toll of cheating, getting caught cheating, getting caught cheating while being on suspension for cheating? Or the emotional toll of having to not cheat while being suspended for cheating while being suspended for cheating? Man's a hero* though.

Fox League

@FOXNRL

6 years

BREAKING NEWS Shane Flanagan stands down as @Cronulla_Sharks coach after the 'enormous mental and emotional toll': by @JoeMcDonough7

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 years

Gasnier: "Dylan Walker... He's such a threat" Not the 1st time that's been said...

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

1 year

Lindsay Collins is what NSW wished Payne Hass would be.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

4 months

Origin is the greatest invention in Rugby League. Magic Round is quickly becoming the next big thing. In conclusion, Queensland is best thing to have ever happened to the game and is the true home of Rugby League. All of your other opinions just don't count, so don't bother.

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@mrbargearse

3 months

Visual representation of the sound of Lockyer interviewing Hunt

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@mrbargearse

3 years

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!"

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

4 years

I enjoy making jokes about it, but it's 3 days you whinging fucks. Go buy a loaf of bread, a couple of bags of chips and a bottle of whiskey (or 2), then just watch the cricket. Sooks.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

Metallica to play NRL Grand Final. Pass it on.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

3 years

Maybe it wasn't kisses he was blowing.... #CupTheBalls

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

4 years

After everything V'Landys has done, looks like he's finally been able to bring the little man back into the game.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

2 years

#CommonwealthGames2022

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

4 years

Have you seen boobs?

Fox League

@FOXNRL

4 years

Question: Is there a better sight than a big man sprinting in for a try❓ Answer: NO ‼️

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

3 years

Marnus really let down by M, C and A here.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

2 years

#NRL if you're gonna insult someone, just make sure they're Asian.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

3 years

Who says Adelaide is dull?

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 years

I don't get the issue about Cody Walker not wanting to sing the anthem. Every game when they do the stupid close up of the players inline you see half the players not singing and it's never an issue.🤷‍♂️ Do what you want, it's a free country.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

This is the biggest bunch of shit from 2 massive sooks. Crying because a coach didn't report to them immediately about an injured player. Then to try using responsibility to gamblers as an excuse to push their agenda. Fuck off wankers.

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@mrbargearse

6 years

Being an expert on being a tubbo, I can't deny that Dave Taylor qualifies as one of us. However the man has been there, done that by playing NRL, Origin, for his country and is still making a living playing the game he loves. It's not like he's terrorising families in NY.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

1 year

Just like a couple of years ago when the Chad was robbed for this alleged "late, high shoulder charge" on KP. As this picture proves. Nowhere near him....

tiger

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1 year

Nothing says attacking the legs of the kicker more than this photo. Farce

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@mrbargearse

1 year

Footy players 2 minutes after they've been booted out of the finals

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

Wow, he really dodged a bullet then.

What The F*** Facts

@WhatTheFFacts

6 years

Throughout his life, JFK had four spinal surgeries, two of them nearly resulting in his death.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

2 years

Replay of that Captain's Challenge

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

3 years

Victor Radley is just Jack Hetherington with better PR people.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

How about a Magic Weekend where Buzz, Bulldog, Crawley & Moley etc just don't write negative, self contradicting shit for two days?

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

6 years

This photo was too good to let go through to the keeper. Sorry.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

5 months

@bswagspeare They chose to show a diverse range of body shapes and sizes in a series of panels. You have focused on one. Shame on you, sir. Anyway, I rate the series an 18DD.

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Bargey

@mrbargearse

1 year

#CommemorativeDay